"Name?"

"Hugo. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

"Age?"

"Fifteen years old. ”

"Gender?"

"It's not an obvious problem!" said Hugo, impatiently.

"Hugo, please be in a good position and cooperate with our investigation. ”

Hugo rolled his eyes and said, "Female." ”

"Hugo, please be in a good position and cooperate with our investigation. ”

Hugo was dissatisfied: "Don't ask again if you know..."

"Hugo, please..."

"Man, all right, okay, please ask the next question!" Hugo begged for mercy.

A fair-skinned and delicate face, a slender and tall figure, long hair that gently hangs down the waist, and a neat uniform. All of this can be desired by otaku, and what could be more tempting than a girl in a beautiful uniform?, but Hugo was miserable in the face of such a beautiful stunner. For three hours, a few simple survey questions had been asked nearly 100 times, which made Hugo crazy.

How can such a beautiful girl do her job and be such a bad woman!

The result of a fight with Haruki on the rooftop at noon was really unexpected by Hugo, the victim Haruki fell off the ten-story school building but fled like no one, and Hugo, who had been in a passive state, turned into a suspect sitting in a classroom for investigation.

At the moment of Haruki's fall, due to the large number of people who witnessed it, someone quickly dialed the police and medical calls, but in view of Haruki's final performance, someone quickly dialed the media. In short, in a very short period of time, people from all walks of life flocked to the campus, surrounding the entire campus.

As the only remaining participant in the case, Hugo naturally received "preferential treatment" and was controlled by the police at the first time. However, things are different from what Hugo imagined, the staff of the Metropolitan Police Department did not take him out of the school, but only temporarily restricted his freedom, which made Hugo feel a little relieved, and he was thinking about whether he should return his lunch box to eat something when the nightmare began.

Soon after, a criminal unit called the "Special Investigation Unit" took over the case, and the remaining police officers were previously responsible for cooperating with the investigation. And there are only two staff members of this "special investigation team", a sloppy uncle and a girl who does not smile.

Such a combination will be eye-catching enough anywhere, after all, sloppy uncles are everywhere, and beautiful uniformed girls are rare. Even Hugo, who was self-recognizant and had a high eye, had a shocking first impression of the girl after seeing it.

Sometimes, though, first impressions don't last long.

When he was taken away by the beautiful girl in uniform for investigation, Hugo even felt a little proud in his heart, thanking Haruki for falling from the building to get him a chance to get close to the beautiful woman, but Hugo did not expect that his nightmare was about to begin.

Name, age, gender, address, MEID, kinship... After a series of regular questions, the girl's voice changed and asked about her name, age, gender, address, MEID, kinship...

Hugo was stunned, thinking that his time had flashed backwards, or that this was some police regulations, interrogation methods, etc., so he answered honestly again, but after a series of questions, the girl repeated the question, which made Hugo Zhanger Monk confused, and asked out loud, but only got one sentence: Hugo! Please correct your attitude and cooperate with our investigation.

Hugo had a nervous breakdown, a deep breakdown.

After three hours of torment, Hugo felt that his hair was about to turn gray without using his abilities, and the girl in uniform in front of him wanted to use this torture method to force herself. Hugo realized that this girl was not as simple as he thought before, and this kind of torturous continuous question-and-answer was like a soft knife constantly cutting his own spirit, and the other party further analyzed his psychology, personality, subconscious and other factors through a series of words, expressions, physical behaviors, etc., and when he asked himself about important details such as the course of the case, he would quickly recognize the truth of what he said according to the previous conclusions.

Routine, it's really a buried routine!

Hugo had an epiphany when he thought of this, and his emotions relaxed, so he simply cooperated with the girl in uniform to continue the investigation, and spoke fluently and unchanging confessions. After several more questions, the uniformed girl also realized the change in Hugo's attitude, suddenly stopped asking no more, and changed the question: "Hugo, please describe in detail what happened at noon today." ”

Hmph, here comes the point!Hugo sneered in his heart.

"It's nothing, it's just a fight with an unfriendly classmate, I'll review. Hugo said lazily.

You know, if this is a simple student brawl, it won't alarm us, and the school has every right to deal with it. But the situation of your matter is really bad, I can completely prosecute you for intentional wounding!" said the girl in uniform sternly.

"Then sue, whatever you want. But I want to ask who the victim is?" said Hugo disdainfully.

"This ......" the uniform girl stammered. Indeed, the "victim" of this case, Haruki, did not get any harm in front of everyone, but he was the first to escape, which made the whole case a little funny, and also gave Hugo enough confidence. In essence, this is indeed an inconspicuous feud, and if Haruki dies after falling from the building, then it is a simple criminal case. However, Haruki's escape from a ten-story building tens of meters high without injury complicates the matter, and Hugo's position becomes delicate.

"Don't distort the direction of the investigation, no matter what the victim is doing now, it doesn't exempt you from criminal responsibility. The uniformed girl said with some annoyance. Hugo was very happy when he saw this, and continued to pester: "It's irresponsible for you to say that, according to the criminal laws of Tsukishima, no victim appeared and one party did not file a lawsuit against me under good circumstances, how can it be said that I deliberately hurt people?" ”

Hugo shrugged his shoulders and said, "I can't remember the specifics, I just remember fighting with each other all the time." However, there were a lot of students who watched during this period, and they recounted it in more detail than I did, and they seem to be using video equipment to provide you with first-hand information. ”

"Hugo!" the uniformed girl scolded, "Please answer my question head-on." Hugo rolled his eyes, put on an expression that you can still eat me, and said: "What I said is to cooperate with your investigation, why are you so fierce? You must know that I was also injured in the fight, you have investigated me for so long and still have not given me a medical examination." Madam, beware of me going to the Inspectorate to sue you!"

Listening to Hugo's strange tone, the girl in uniform felt uncomfortable all over her body, and wanted to beat the young man in front of her.

At this time, the door of the room was pushed open, and a lazy magnetic voice came: "Yo! Our Rin Die-chan is angry~ Rin Die-chan, angry is a woman's number one killer, it will make women wrinkle early~"

Listening to such a magnetic voice saying such sensual words, even Hugo couldn't help but get goosebumps. The girl in uniform said with a cold face, "Don't just use such a disgusting name on me. ”

"Ah~ It's so sad that you criticize Rin Rin Die-chan so much!" As he spoke, the sloppy uncle of the special investigation team flashed into the room, wearing a dark gray trench coat and dark blue jeans, his long curly hair looked a little felted, his mouth was covered with fine stubble, his bloodshot eyes were slightly hunched back, and he looked like a wandering uncle. And this sloppy uncle is looking at the girl in uniform with an inviting look. Hugo suddenly felt a little glad, if this uncle was allowed to investigate himself in this tone, he was afraid that he would pour out all his secrets.

The girl in uniform glanced at the sloppy uncle, her eyes full of fierce murderous aura. The sloppy uncle shut up immediately, turned his face and said with a flattering smile: "It's all done, it's time to call it a day." ”

Hearing what the sloppy uncle said, the girl in uniform was slightly stunned and frowned, "Finish the work?" The sloppy uncle smiled, "What else? Let him continue to go to class, of course." ”

"What?!" the uniformed girl said in a loud voice, almost jumping up from her chair, and even Hugo on the side was stunned.

"Of course, is it possible to arrest him and sentence him to District 51? Please, it's completely unrealistic!" said the sloppy uncle.

"But ......" the uniformed girl was about to say something, and the sloppy uncle suddenly said: "This is the director's order." The uniformed girl had no choice but to stop, and angrily grabbed the recorder on the table and walked out the door.

"Tsk, what an angry Rin Butterfly!" the sloppy uncle said a little helplessly, then looked at Hugo and said, "Okay, young man." Now that you're free, go to class with peace of mind. Remember not to fight in the future, and be a good student who keeps to himself. ”

Hugo smiled, "Thank you, uncle." Then he got up and was about to leave. Just when the two of them intersected, the sloppy uncle suddenly whispered.

"Yes, boy, you're very good. ”

Hugo stopped and smiled: "Where, it's just luck." ”

"Oh, there are fewer and fewer modest young people like you. ”

Hugo smiled and said casually: "Uncle, inquire." What is the reason why Haruki fell from the building and did not die?"

Uncle Sloppy glanced at Hugo meaningfully and said softly: "Battle Righteous Remains." ”

Hugo seemed to suddenly realize: "Oh, no wonder, no wonder. It's quite surprising. ”

"That's why you're amazing. ”

"Where, it's just luck. ”

The sloppy uncle looked at Hugo, and a cold light suddenly welled up in his eyes: "Hey, boy." You my little black cat just now. ”

Hugo still smiled and said, "Please, uncle." Lolicon also has a limit.,You'll be caught by the patrol like this.。 And..."

Hugo leaned sideways and put his lips close to the scruffy uncle's ear and whispered, "Your little black cat is very cute, I like it very much!"

Looking at Hugo's back, the sloppy uncle said softly: "You won't have such good luck next time you meet me." ”