Chapter 337: I can't bear to look at it directly
"Please, you are a vegetarian in the security system of our police station, but if you use a little cultivation to change, the detection door will immediately detect it for you, I guess, if Lord Cui Jue knows, you actually sneaked away, you have to be angry half to death." Go back, maybe you will have to reinforce the door of the dungeon several more layers, and then gather the police force of the entire police station to keep a strict watch over you, and see how you escape when the time comes!"
The shrimp and crab looked at Yue Han with a look of disbelief, and his face was filled with an expression of crying and laughing. I guess I didn't expect that Yue Han would come up with something ridiculous like 'I am your husband' in order not to wear women's clothes!
"That's right, if Lord Cui Jue is really angry, maybe he will judge you on the spot. I've always heard that there are some rumors of discord between you and Master Cui Jue. ”
In this case, what Shrimp and Crab said is true. Ever since Yue Han entered the underworld as an identity, Lord Cui Jue had been holding on to him, and if he learned that he could escape from the well-defended dungeon, he would have cleaned him up in a fit of rage.
Xie Bi'an is not at the police station, and Niu Tou, as a subordinate of Master Cui Jue, is powerless even if he wants to help him. When the time comes, he'll really be GG.
"Since that's the case, then why don't you wear it, the eldest husband can bend and stretch, this little meaning, it's not difficult for me. ”
After Yue Han said this, he saw the shrimp and crab looking at him with a smug face, and immediately coughed embarrassedly. Suddenly, I seriously doubted that the shrimp and crab wanted to wear women's clothes, so they found such an excuse. Yue Han also wondered if this shrimp and crab was deliberately trying to make himself do so, and he had to let him wear women's clothes.
"If I learn that you have deceived me, I will not spare you easily. ”
Yue Han grimaced, and pinched up a blue dress with a serious face. This is already the maximum limit he can accept, and when he turned his head again, he saw that the shrimp and crab were holding a piece of clothing rarely, and glanced at the pink and tender dress in his hand with disgust, and his suspicion of his sexual orientation deepened a lot.
"Alright, let's change it. ”
Shrimp and crab urged. Yue Han didn't ink, he took off his clothes directly, changed them, and packed up his clothes according to the appearance of shrimp and crabs, put them in a wooden box, locked them, and put them under the bed so as not to be discovered.
Yue Han's facial features are full of fortitude, not like shrimp and crabs, soft and moving, after changing into women's clothes, after dressing up a little, there is no sense of disobedience at all!
"What's the matter, can't you see that I'm a man?"
After the shrimp and crabs were cleaned up, he quietly walked out and asked Yue Han a little shyly. When I looked up at Yue Han, he was a perverted man in women's clothes!
"Get it for me!"
Yue Han glared at the shrimp and crab dissatisfiedly, saw that there was a mirror beside him, and glanced at it quietly.
Hey......
I can't bear to look at it!
"Okay, okay, I'll put on your makeup, wait!"
Shrimp and crabs pretend to be women, which can be described as a fish in water, very smooth. Yue Han was a little dumbfounded. I can't believe that he has such ingenuity under the torso of an iron-clad man.
Yue Han even wondered if this shrimp and crab had given birth to the wrong gender. Maybe I should have given birth to a girl. Maybe it's because he was still reincarnated wrong that he became a man.
After the shrimp and crab dressed up, he brought a long hair like a waterfall for Yue Han, and from a distance, he was really a beautiful woman! The shrimp and crab were stunned, and couldn't help but admire:
"I'll go, you're dressed like this, it's really ...... Handsome and chic, chic and extraordinary! In the past thousands of years, I have only seen one person who can compare with you, that is, the previous black impermanence, Fan Wusu Lord! He is such a flowing long hair, between gestures, handsome and extraordinary!"
Hearing the shrimp and crab say this, Yue Han's heart tightened. Hurriedly raised his head and looked at the shrimp and crab carefully, recalling the events of the year, but he was so unfamiliar with the appearance of the shrimp and crab, he concluded that he had never seen this person who called the shrimp and crab before.
"You need to talk nonsense. How can I compare to Master Fan. ”
Yue Han coughed and continued to pretend to cover up. Who knew that the shrimp and crab didn't care, waved his hand and continued:
"Master Fan, that is the person we admire the most in the hearts of the underworld, since you have also become a black impermanence now, then what is not to compare? Don't be presumptuous, I am very optimistic about you. ”
The shrimp crab said, and blinked, like that, it was a little delicate and moving. Yue Han, who was watching, had goosebumps all over his body, and he was very uncomfortable.
"You, you...... Ahem, turn around, you look so scary. ”
Yue Hanyan said insincerely, but the shrimp and crab were flustered when he heard it, and quickly turned around and looked at the mirror, and asked nervously:
"Huh, scary, am I not good enough to disguise?"
The two of them worked for about half an hour, and then they packed up into a beautiful girl, got into the car, and drove towards the exit.
Sitting in the car, Yue Han's heart couldn't help but feel nervous.
"I don't know who the car that chased us just now, and now you're driving this very ostentatious yellow car, won't you make us his target?"
Who knew that after hearing this, the shrimp and crab looked unimpressed. waved his hand and said casually:
"Don't worry, with my driving skills, even if Lord Bai comes to chase me, he may not be able to catch up with me, not to mention that the car just now is not a sports car, it is just an ordinary car, I don't pay attention to it at all. And ah, he's certainly not here to get us. Otherwise, you will dispatch so many people that you probably won't even be able to touch a single handful? You're so powerful now, but you're a person with three powers!"
If it weren't for the shrimp and crab reminder, Yue Han would have almost forgotten that his body was still mixed with the power of the God Realm!
This is something that can't be escaped, and it has also become a big piece of evidence for Cui Jue to convict himself! If he hadn't picked up the dragon sword, they wouldn't have found out. Yue Han felt more and more that Bai Su must have been premeditated. instantly hated Bai Su to the bone.
"I'm going to the entrance and exit soon, you behave naturally, but don't let them find out, otherwise, my efforts will be in vain!"
The shrimp and crab nervously reminded Yue Han, making Yue Han inexplicably nervous.
He did...... Not very good at pretending to be a woman. Although I usually have contact with girls, I ...... But most of them are with Xie Bi'an!