Chapter 282: Jokes are not nonsense
The sound was as crisp as a bell, humming and echoing in the chamber.
After hearing this, Xing Laodao's eyes widened and he looked shocked.
Finally, he raised his right fist and gave a thumbs up: "Lao Lu, you are really a cow! This idea is wild and bold, the old man really can't guess you!"
It is conceivable that as soon as this shocking rumor comes out, the entire Xuanjing will detonate for it.
I am afraid that Lu Qian will immediately become a thorn in the eyes of the princes, a thorn in the flesh, and a target of everyone.
"It's just...... Zhao Xuanji is in charge of Yujing, and those people are so anxious that they don't dare to do anything to you. ”
Xing Lao Dao put down his hand and asked with a frown.
"Then ask Zhao Xuanji to cooperate and act in a play. ”
Lu Qian knocked on the table, and the sharp light flashed in his eyes: "Compared with the peaceful and prosperous world, the foundation of the world, just a rumor, with Zhao Xuanji's domineering mind, he shouldn't take it to heart." Also, I've already thought about the rumors. ”
"Huh? ”
Old Torture Dao asked with interest.
Lu Qian pondered for a moment and spit out: "When you meet a fisherwoman on the shore of Qingyang Lake, you will be mistaken for life when you see the mystery! As soon as the rumor spreads, some people will naturally make up for the details. ”
"Six-six-six-six!"
The old man shook his head again and again and exclaimed: "You are really a ghost! It's a waste of your talent not to be in charge! It's just that the status of the fishergirl is a bit low, do you want to change to another official lady, a chivalrous girl in the rivers and lakes, or a demon girl?"
His whole body was excited!
Lu Qian waved his hand: "You can make these up as you like." It's as exaggerated as it is, and it's okay to have a little blood, it's a rumor anyway. Anyway, make up ten or eight versions, and just distribute them. ”
"Okay! Then the old man will make it up casually!"
Xing Lao Dao's eyes moved, his aura was up, and he smiled obscenely: "There is! Lao Lu, you are actually the son of Princess Dayou!"
⊙(?◇?) ?
Lu Qianleng paused: "Although it is made up randomly, the joke is not nonsense, you are at least more reliable! Princess Dayou, only a fool can believe it!"
"Lao Lu, you listen to me first!"
Xing Lao Dao threw the wine jar in his arms casually, and said with a red face: "In the last years of Dayou, the people are not happy, Zhao Xuanji has long wanted to expose the rod and overthrow Dayou, so he came to Dayou Kyoto, disguised as a secret agent in Da You to spy on intelligence, by chance, he met Princess Da You, and the two fell in love at first sight and made a private decision for life. Later, Princess Dayou learned of Zhao Xuanji's identity, so she persuaded Zhao Xuanji to come as a concubine and save the mansion from the general!"
“......”
Lu Qian looked at the old man with an excited face, and did not interrupt without words.
Xing Lao Dao continued: "Under the persuasion of his beloved, Zhao Xuanji agreed. The two of them begged to see the Great Wasted Emperor. The abolished emperor was afraid of Zhao Xuanji's strong force, so he agreed on the surface, but when he took advantage of Zhao Xuanji's return to prepare, he directly sent Princess Dayou to the Dayun Dynasty and his relatives. Princess Dayou naturally preferred to die, so she took the opportunity to escape halfway and went to find Zhao Xuanji. ”
What a third-rate screenwriter, no logic, really bloody.
Lu Qian muttered secretly in his heart, but he still listened.
At this time, Xing Lao Dao sighed: "It's a pity, the abolished emperor found out that the princess had escaped from her relatives, and directly sent guards to chase and kill, and in the end, on the shore of Qingyang Lake, the princess died under the sword of the guards, and Zhao Xuanji, who had arrived late, saw this scene, and rushed to the crown angrily, and actually broke through to the realm of martial saints!"
“......”
Lu Qian had nothing to say.
Xing Lao Dao entered the state, the whole person stood up, and his voice was subdued: "Just when Zhao Xuanji was about to rise up, you croaked and fell to the ground! In an instant, a natural vision, the purple micro star was bright, thousands of stars were hanging down, and a golden dragon rose from the east, flying into the sky, and the sound of the dragon's chant shook the heavens, the earth, the sun and the moon! The entire Great Youyou creature was calling your name softly!"
Suddenly, the voice of the old man became high-pitched:
"You are the body of the Holy Dragon, and you have just been born, and you have already stepped through the physical body realm, condensing a trace of Gang Qi. ”
"You are the master of heaven and earth, you are the emperor of all things, you are electricity, you are light, you are the holy dragon of mountains and rivers!"
"So, your name is Qian!"
When the old man said this, he was already standing on the table, his hands were raised, his tone was extremely excited, and his beard was trembling.
It feels like the real thing.
However, Lu Gan's face was indifferent, like a pool of stagnant water.
"What, Lao Lu, the old man's story is okay!"
Xing Lao Dao jumped off the table, his face full of excitement.
"One word, water!" Lu Qian shook his head: "The storyteller dares to say this version, and it is estimated that he will not even get a reward of half a copper coin." ”
"Uh...... Is it so bad?"
Old Torture scratched his head, feeling a little doubtful of himself.
"It's okay, you just make it up, I can't control what the rumors will turn out in the end. ”
Lu Qian waved his hand lightly, squinted his eyes and said: "Wait a minute, I'm going to go out for a trip, to deliver a letter to the Fang family, and I will use the prince's chariot to travel with a guard of honor, giving those people unlimited space for reverie." ”
"Okay! The old man will go first!"
Xing Lao Dao couldn't wait to get out of the secret room.
As soon as he left, Lu Qian got up, came to the main hall, and called Steward He: "Send me a greeting note for Scholar Fang." In the evening I was going to visit. ”
At this time, the people of the Fang family were still ruling the government in the middle of the court, and it would be late to deliver the letter.
"The little ones are going to arrange and prepare!"
Steward He bowed down to receive the order, turned around and was about to leave.
"Wait. ”
Lu Qian suddenly shouted to him: "Scholar Fang is also my elder, and he can't lose his etiquette when he visits him for the first time." Is the chariot guard still there?"
"Yes. Dare to ask the prince if he wants to travel in the prince's chariot?"
Steward He replied honestly.
As soon as the words fell, Zhao Mingyue next to her sighed: "Lu Qian, are you also getting drunk and obsessed with gold?"
"Youxue has already married me, so she has to respect her elders no matter what she says. ”
Lu Qian shook his head and explained, then turned his head and said: "It's just that the prince's chariot is a bit overwhelming, it's not very good, are there any other chariots?
"This ...... Some. ”
Steward He's eyes flashed with a hint of color, and he nodded.
"Then use the prince's chariot. ”
Lu Qian waved his hand casually, and didn't seem to take this matter to heart.
"Yes, the little one will arrange it. ”
Steward He bowed to Lu Qian and exited the main hall.
Next to him, Zhao Mingyue, Mu Lingshui, and Guo E all had great doubts on their beautiful faces.
Zhao Mingyue tilted her head, her smart eyes blinked: "Lu Qian, are you a little ...... Unscrupulous?"
She pondered it for a moment and felt that it was really unscrupulous.
Mu Lingshui snorted coldly, and stared at Lu Gan: "Not only is it unscrupulous, it is simply bold! Lu Gan, don't think that you can do whatever you want with Your Majesty's gold medal, believe it or not, if you travel in the prince's chariot today, tomorrow the imperial envoy and the official will be like snowflakes, directly drowning your whole person!"
"Humble duty to persuade the king of God and Yong to ......"
Guo E's voice was ethereal and ethereal, and he said solemnly: "The prince's chariot is a guard of honor, you can't use it casually, the Zongren Mansion will be held accountable!
"It's a little thing, why care. ”
Lu Qian waved his hand, and there was a kind of domineering emptiness: "Three of you, please don't investigate the case today, I'll go and cultivate for a while." ”
With that, the figure flashed and disappeared directly in place, leaving only a whirlwind whirling on the ground.
Zhao Mingyue and the three looked at each other.
"Hmph! This guy is arrogant and arrogant, do you really think that this is Qingyang County, and no one can cure him?"
Mu Lingshui snorted coldly.
As soon as the words fell, Lu Gan's voice came: "Tool Man No. 1, you insult this king behind your back, and you will automatically go to Steward He tomorrow to pay a fine of fifty taels of gold." ”
“......”
In an instant, Mu Ling's mercury teeth clenched, and his face was full of anger.
He stomped his foot, turned around and shot straight away.
"The lowly also went to patrol the city. ”
Guo E arched her hand to Zhao Mingyue, flew out, and led her little gray donkey out of the palace.
"What the hell is this guy doing? Is it really inflated?"
Zhao Mingyue's eyes were full of doubts, gritted her teeth, and planned to go back to the palace to ask her father for clarification.
When she returned to the palace, she went to the imperial study to ask, but found that her father had already begun to retreat after the early dynasty, and ordered Su Qiuyu to lead the hundred officials, and the princes to supervise the country together.
"How can you retreat at this time?"
Zhao Mingyue walked out of the palace gate and looked at the silver moon in the sky, always feeling that something was wrong.
Subconsciously, she came to the stargazing tower.
The ten-mile long street in front of the stargazing tower has been repaired, it is as clean as new, climb the stargazing tower three hundred zhang high, look at the vast and magnificent starry sky, the soul is at peace for a while, relax.
Raise your hand to pick the stars, fearing the people in the sky.
When she was a child, she liked to stay in the stargazing tower the most, looking at the huge bright moon in the sky in a daze.
Suddenly, an exclamation commotion came from a restaurant not far away.
Zhao Mingyue raised her eyebrows, listened with her ears pricked up, and her expression instantly became weird.
Then, her beautiful eyes trembled slightly, her small mouth opened wider and wider, and it took a long time to spit out a sentence in shock:
"Lu Qian is my brother?"