"I, I warn you, I know Uncle Bao Luo and Uncle Vientiane, and they are their chess disciples, you, don't mess around!"

In desperation, Yue Han pulled the tiger skin to make a big banner, and it depended on whether the two old men in the stinky chess basket had cards in the underworld.

Bai Wuchang and Niu Ma looked at each other and smiled, it seemed that they didn't take Yue Han's words seriously at all!

"Go Maverick, remember to be clean, or the old dick of the judge will trouble us again. ”

Arrogant, too arrogant, not only to deal with the life and death of the ghosts in the underworld at will, but even to do it as a civil servant, Yue Han suddenly felt a little desperate, besides, these two are legendary characters.....

“......”

After Niu Ma left, Bai Wuchang looked thoughtfully at Yue Han, who was almost collapsed to the ground, and said in that ethereal girlish voice.

"Hello little brother, my name is Xie Bi'an. ”

Yes, black and white impermanence is just a nickname given to them by mortals, Bai impermanence's real name is Xie Bi'an, black impermanence's real name is Fan Wusheng, and the white impermanence high hat reads: Fortune at first sight, and the black impermanence high hat reads: The world is peaceful.

Thinking of this, Yue Han subconsciously looked at the high hat on Bai Wuchang's head.

There are four big characters in the book.

Bought it cold or not.

？？？

Yue Han felt that he was really unable to breathe.

Can you still have a bit of traditional consciousness! Can this word be changed casually? Change it, change it to buy it or not, do you do it coldly! Have you seen too much Douyin!

While complaining about the trend of white impermanence in his heart, Yue Han was even a little curious about what was written on the black impermanence hat, it would not be "no cold", right......

"Little brother, are you okay?"

Bai Wuchang bowed down and looked at Yue Han who was sitting on the ground, his long tongue flicked around in front of Yue Han's eyes, and Yue Han felt sick to his stomach.

"I said big brother, if you want to kill, you can do whatever you want, you can turn off the voice changer first, why do I sound so awkward!"

Yue Han also began to die and the pig was not afraid of boiling water, and he couldn't run anyway, so why don't you love it.

Bai Wuchang was stunned when he heard this.

"What voice changer?"

"Voice change! It's a voice changing machine! Don't pretend to be a young lady, okay! The sound and picture are out of sync, it's disgusting!"

"Whoever is disguised, I am the little sister!"

“...... Okay, you are really perverted in the underworld, I took it really, you send me to be reincarnated, the free kind, I ......will also admit it if I am reincarnated as a shit shell."

Speaking of this, I only heard Bai Wuchang giggle and said.

"Oh, I forgot, you're a little budding now, you don't understand anything. ”

Yue Han complained in his heart when he heard this.

Isn't this obvious! I've just arrived, and I haven't got my ID card yet!

But then Yue Han only felt a flower in front of him, and after a dazzling white light flashed, the terrifying Bai Wuchang who was originally in front of him suddenly disappeared, and turned into a beautiful girl with a thousand charms.

is also a white coat and white hat to buy whether it is cold, and the white feather duster that looks a little ridiculous, but inside she has become a girl who is more charming than a popular actress in the yang world, and she does not have a long tongue.

This scene made Yue Han almost faint.

Is Bai Wuchang a woman? Or a good-looking young lady?

"Hee-hee, am I good-looking?"

In the same way, if Bai Wuchang said it just now, he could scare a large number of men, but at this time, it would be different for a beautiful girl.

"Still, it's okay......"

Yue Han felt that if he saw a lot of strange things, he would also have immunity.

"Stupid!"

Xie Bi'an glanced at Yue Han.

"And then, what are you looking for me for......"

Yue Han is quite sober now, what is wrong with Bai Wuchang being a good-looking young lady, that is Bai Wuchang, the most famous spiritualist messenger, whether it is good-looking or not, what else can she do, the top priority is to ask her what she wants to do.

Xie Bi'an didn't know where to conjure up a bag of potato chips, and sat on a recliner next to Yue Han and said leisurely.

"How to say, you know the impermanence of black and white, it turned out to be two people, but my partner ran away from home, and recently I feel a little bored, so I want to find a partner. ”

Yue Han looked confused.

"If you're looking for a partner, what does it have to do with me?"

"Hehe, I went to Yangshi to drive that day, and I saw you on the road and I was very pleasant, so I hit you to death, and then you can be my partner. ”

？？？

Follow your paralysis and kill a lucky spectator at random?

Yue Han's heart was furious when he heard this.

Why am I living a good life, you say that if you hit and die, you will be killed? Is there any royal law? I said, how could it be strange to be hit and killed by an old man's scooter!

"Let me go back! Why did you kill me! When I arrived at Yangshou, you let me come down!"

Anyone who hears that they have lost their lives for an absurd reason will not be in the mood, right?

Xie Bi'an stuck out his tongue and said mischievously.

"Originally, you had a life span of sixty-eight in this life, and you died from a fish bone stuck in your throat. ”

“...... That's right! Let me go back!"

"Well, I changed the book of life and death yesterday to twenty-two and was hit by a car. ”

？？？

Yue Han was not only angry at this time, he was already crying and laughing.

"Do you think you are the Monkey King? Is that thing changed when you say it! Believe it or not, I'll go to your leader and sue you!"

Xie Bi'an glanced at Yue Han.

"Do you think you have a chance to sue?"

As soon as these words came out, Yue Han only felt that he was wronged, he was too unreasonable, he didn't say anything about people's lives, and he couldn't complain.

"I!

Yue Han originally wanted to let go of cruel words, such as I killed you or something, but after thinking about it, it didn't feel very realistic, and it was almost ...... to be killed by her.

"Then I ask for reincarnation, the best level, the kind that looks handsome, has a good family background, has a high IQ and lives a long life!"

Xie Bi'an smiled and shook his head.

"No, I can't. ”

"It's unreasonable! What the hell are you going to do!"

"Be my partner. ”

Yue Han was about to cry at this time.

"I said eldest sister, I'm just a dick, I can't do anything, why do you have to find me as a partner......"

Xie Bi'an raised his pointed chin and said arrogantly.

"Do you know why Lao Tzu taught Confucius?"

Yue Han shook his head sluggishly.

"I don't know, because, because of what?"

"Because Lao Tzu is willing. ”

“......”

Yue Han was speechless for a long time, who would have thought that the famous Bai Wuchang was actually such a female devil, and the story would not dare to be written like this.

"So, is there any benefit?"

"Well, including room and board, free work clothes, free weapons, and the opportunity to get close to this girl. ”

Yue Han sneered in his heart.

I'm afraid you're only a few hundred times older than mine, and the girl is probably an old virgin, otherwise how could her psychology be so dark.