022 Accidents within accidents
"I rely on ......"
Duan Lanquan was stunned for a moment, and the next moment he widened his eyes in disbelief and exclaimed, but fortunately, Cheng Xiaolou quickly covered his mouth.
But Rao is like this, and the sound of "I rely on" still attracted many people's sideways.
"Shhh ”
Cheng Xiaolou hurriedly made a silent gesture, signaling him not to be so surprised.
"You mean...... When did you get a new play?!When did it happen, who wrote the play, how do I not know?"
Duan Lanquan held back his excitement, broke his hand and asked in a low voice with his eyes shining.
"It didn't take long...... Hey, no, Penglai Xian's drumbeat has been so long, he should have entered the sheng a long time ago, what about An Tiankui, why hasn't he been on stage yet?"
Cheng Xiaolou was about to explain, but suddenly his face changed, and he suddenly remembered that the prelude on stage should have ended a long time ago, and An Tiankui, as the leading actor, should be on stage with sheng music and gongs and drums.
But not to mention that he was a person on the stage at this time, he couldn't even see a single hair of An Tiankui.
"yes, it's all on the scene. ”
After he reminded him like this, Duan Lanquan also reacted violently.
Bright stage refers to the fact that the music is out of touch, and the actors have not been seen on stage for a long time, and in layman's terms, it is thunder and no rain, which is also a taboo on the stage.
If it were normal times, Wu Mantun would have arranged for someone to go up to save the scene, but today is a drama, and he can't even save the scene.
"What about you senior brothers, weren't you still here just now?!"
Wu Mantun was about to go crazy in the background, grabbed a person's collar and asked sharply in his throat.
"You're still here, maybe...... I went to the toilet in a hurry. ”
The man who was dragged by him was startled, and whispered with a pale face.
"It's all dead, why don't you go find it quickly! lazy cows, lazy horses,, and urine, and the mud can't support the wall, so when it comes to the critical moment, I'll give Lao Tzu a thin belt!"
Wu Mantun pushed him aside, his eyes were a little red and he gritted his teeth and scolded.
"Oh...... Oooh oh. ”
A few people next to him agreed, and hurriedly looked for someone around.
The musicians on the right side of the stage were also a little confused, the drums had been playing for so long, and no one had been on the stage, and they didn't know what to do, so they could only continue to beat hard.
Penglaixian is an old play, many people in the audience have watched it more than once, and the drums have been beating for more than a minute without the actors on stage, and slowly some people noticed that something was wrong, and the discussion became louder and louder.
"What's the situation, could it be that Xiao Lanyu's sassy girls suddenly hit the door, or did An Tiankui break his leg?"
Duan Lanquan stretched his neck and glanced at the curtain on the left side of the stage a few times, and guessed gloatingly.
Cheng Xiaolou shook his head, he was also confused.
The backstage was already in a mess, and in less than a minute, they had gone through all the places they could find, and still didn't see An Tiankui's figure.
More than a dozen calls were made, and they were always turned off.
At this time, even if Wu Mantun was slow to react, he knew that An Tiankui must have had an accident.
"The senior brother is gone, what should I do now, the audience will really not be able to sit still if it is dragged down. ”
Xiao Lanyu opened the curtain and looked outside, then turned her head to look at Wu Mantun and reminded anxiously.
"Mom, I'm just going to get a ghost!"
Wu Mantun was so anxious that he even scolded the dialect of his hometown, raised his head and glanced at everyone in turn, then he took a deep breath calmly, and violently opened the curtain and went to the stage.
"The drummer stops for a moment. ”
Walking to the middle of the stage, Wu Mantun immediately stopped the accompaniment, and the audience who were talking about it subconsciously quieted down.
"I'm really sorry, my eldest apprentice An Tiankui suddenly disappeared, so ...... I'm afraid that the Penglai Immortal who was originally prepared will not be able to sing. ”
After bowing ninety degrees to the audience and apologizing, Wu Mantun said truthfully with a sad face.
"What does it mean to be missing? Is today's drama going to admit defeat directly?"
"Wouldn't it, this matter is known to half of Mianshan City these days, so it's over?"
"Hype! It's definitely hype, the price of tickets for today's show has increased tenfold, do you want to be ashamed?"
"That's it! Refund the ticket, Lao Tzu will never come to you to watch the show again!"
……
The audience in the audience "boom" was all excited, and some people even stood up and had a tendency to go berserk.
originally thought it was a grand occasion that I hadn't seen for more than ten years, but I actually said that the actor was missing before it started, isn't it funny.
"Ten times the fare? Wu Laogou is crazy about money, these people also have a problem with their brains, and they are really willing to pay for it. ”
Duan Lanquan glanced at the excited crowd and rolled his eyes speechlessly.
Cheng Xiaolou glanced deeply at Wu Mantun on the stage, shook his head lightly and sighed.
Wu Mantun can go from a single gang to today, he does have a bit of courage and skill, just today's ticket income for this drama is millions, and few others really dare to do this.
Raising the price of movie tickets tenfold is a very offending behavior for fans, and to put it mildly, it is completely like slaughtering fans as fat pigs.
If he loses the play, one person can drown him with a mouthful of spit.
"Everyone, everyone, don't be impatient, don't be impatient! An Tiankui did disappear suddenly, which the entire troupe can testify, and Penglai Xian really can't sing. ”
In the face of the thousands of excited audiences, Wu Mantun suddenly became calm and calm, and there was no anxiety or fear on his face.
After the scolding below was a little weaker, he suddenly changed his words: "However, this drama is not over yet, and I will never admit defeat so easily, I can't sing Penglai Xian, I can sing something else!"
"Next, please invite my most outstanding disciple with warm applause, Boss Xue Yishan from the Provincial City Tanhualou Opera Troupe!"
After Wu Mantun finished his loud introduction, he pointed sharply towards the door.
The next moment.
The door that had been closed was pushed open from the outside with a clang.
The audience was silent, and subconsciously turned their heads to look behind.
As soon as I turned my head, I saw a heroic young man wearing a delicate white opera robe, wearing a hard helmet, holding a silver gun, carrying a four-pole flag behind him, stepping on three-inch thick-soled blue satin shoes, holding his head high, and walking towards the stage.
Behind him, there were several young people who were also dressed as martial artists, and a group of musicians holding instruments such as the erhu.
A mighty group of more than a dozen people suddenly broke in, which made the entire theater quiet for a while.
"Master, I'm here. ”
The chief of the leader, Wusheng, led people to the stage and stood still, holding guns and fists, and saluting Wu Mantun loudly with a crisp voice.
"Okay, okay, today's drama master depends on you, let's go on stage. ”
Wu Mantun said three good words in a row with a red face, and his mood was happy.