When he really saw the cup of the best Nanshan tea in front of him, Chen Guang knew that he was finished. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

My life is over.

Forget it, let's book a pit on Tiangong 9, and live alone in outer space from now on.

Chen Guang complained to himself fiercely, and then took his best Nanshan tea from the female flight attendant, and his eyes were on Tang Ying's cappuccino tea, he was also cheap, and subconsciously said, "Thank you very much." ”

Unexpectedly, this girl changed color in an instant, and then glanced at him with very angry and incomprehensible eyes, and then snorted in her nose, and turned her head angrily and left.

Silently looking at the back of this girl, Chen Guang was powerless to complain.

Probably, in this deranged world of cheats, thank you is a very offensive word, right?

Maybe it's equivalent to **** hair oil or something, so this girl is very angry.

In a sense, her anger is very justified.

If it is yourself, you have obviously done a good service for you, but you are inexplicably scolded in person, of course you will be angry.

But I'm really innocent!

What else could Chen Guang say except shrug his shoulders helplessly?

The female flight attendant left, and Tang Ying also looked at Chen Guang in surprise, as if it was difficult to understand why.

Chen Guang was really in no mood to explain to her, and he always felt that in this current state where he was completely out of sync with the whole world, the more he and Tang Ying explained, the more embarrassed they became.

So, Chen Guang simply stopped talking, only nodded with a wry smile and didn't say anything.

Yes, he didn't dare to shake his head anymore, but only chose to nod.

A nod should probably mean no?

Thanks to the first class of Air China's special plane, oh no, it should be the strength of the baggage compartment.

Chen Guang tilted his head slightly, leaned back in his chair, and only looked sleepy and didn't want to speak.

It's really not that he doesn't want to pay attention to Tang Ying, but his heart is too awkward and too awkward.

He felt that he had completely lost the ability to communicate and express himself.

As soon as he thought that he would have to call her Brother Tang if he was good, and he would be called Chen Xiaoniu by her, Chen Guang wanted to hang himself by the neck again, he was really afraid that he would not be able to restrain his urge to jump off the plane.

Seeing that he seemed to be in a really bad mood, Tang Ying didn't blame him.

Although I don't understand why Chen Guang just wanted to "praise" the "lucky" female flight attendant for no reason, who in the world doesn't have a short-circuited brain and a bad temper?

Chen Guang finally got a short relief, he squinted his eyes and carefully looked at the sign above the "baggage compartment" for a long time, which said this sentence very clearly and clearly.

"When driving in a shock, it is forbidden to use WIFI and electronic devices outside the luggage compartment of this bullet train. ”

Chen Guang secretly turned his head to look at the inexplicable white dress on Tang Ying's body for a long time, and finally mustered up the courage to reorganize the language well, and said, "Brother Tang, it is forbidden to use mobile phones in this car?"

"No, you can't. This is the oldest regulation of the high-speed rail company, how do you know?"

Seeing that he was finally willing to speak, Tang Ying shook his head with a smile, and then under Chen Guang's painful gaze, he took out his mobile phone, turned it on, and used it.

Chen Guang was so moved to cry, you didn't cry and say no, thank God.

In addition, Sister Tang Ying's real meaning is that she is surprised that she doesn't know, right?

Forget it, it's too wrong to say more, my stomach hurts a little.

In short, you can use your mobile phone and make this matter clear.

Not daring to speak anymore, Chen Guang also took out his popcorn phone, planning to stop opening his mouth for a while and take a look at some copywriting things in this chaotic world.

What can I do?

It's painful, but I still have to find a way to coordinate the synchronization!

Looking at his boot display screen, Chen Guang's ears came with his own shutdown ringtone.

Damn, how boring is this broken cup?

This is unlucky...... Well, how bad is this real world of bad luck, you don't even let go of my mobile phone ringtone!

When he saw the name of the APP on his phone, he really laughed.

Chen Guang pinched his nose and clicked on Tencent's old news, resisting the urge to hit someone.

By the way, next to Tencent's old news, the software he often uses to read novels has also become the end of the foreign language network......

My poor starting point Chinese!

Ten minutes later, Chen Guang finally broke down completely.

You may not believe it, but I'm really trying to keep up with the world, but it's a little harder.

He threw his phone aside, looking like he had nothing to love.

I really can't blame him for his weak willpower, but he really looks at it, he knows every word on the entire mobile phone screen alone, but when it is synthesized into one sentence, his brain is almost confused.

Chinese is barely better, the confusion is only the order and meaning, he tried to read the news of the Latin language family, this is good, he feels that he should not call himself the first language master in history, or call the first mentally handicapped in history.

Damn, who wants to recognize these foreign languages in reverse alphabetical order?

Tang Ying saw that he was not right like this, and that was not right, and he looked awkward, he couldn't help it, so he turned around and patted him on the shoulder, "What's wrong with you?"

Chen Guang wanted to nod, but he immediately reacted and shook his head, "I...... No problem. ”

Tang Ying only looked like she couldn't understand it, she couldn't understand why what happened to Chen Guang at all.

"Forget it, is your stinky chick thinking about something very healthy?"

I don't know where Tang Ying's mind is crooked, maybe Chen Guang's current "abnormal" performance is regarded by her as some very peculiar hint.

Tang Ying even felt that his character had become perverse, perhaps because his hints had never been answered.

How could Chen Guang really think about something healthy (unhealthy) at this time, as Tang Ying thought.

This time he forgot about it again, and subconsciously shook his head violently, "No, no! ”

As soon as the words came out, Chen Guang looked at Tang Ying's immediately charming and meaningful expression, and knew that he had suffered.

It's as if she completely misunderstood what she meant!

Sure enough, Tang Ying suddenly looked at the flight attendant's rest room over there like a thief, and then squirmed, but leaned over to him like enjoying this excitement, and said, "Slow down, slow down!"

Chen Guang, who was "tragically" attacked, stiffened and didn't know how to deal with this scene.

He forcibly thought calmly in his heart, and it was obvious that Brother Tang had been blessed by the double buff of scientific research status and bold state.

Well, if you think about it, it's on the plane now, and if you can sample it once, it's still quite emotional.

With the sharpness of the strongest martial artist in history, he should be able to guard against flight attendants without worrying about being broken.

As for the camera over there, under the backrest of the "baggage compartment", it is not too much of a problem.

There is one thing that is difficult for him to determine, if the whole world has been turned upside down, then the question is, is it to take samples from Brother Tang, or Brother Tang to take samples from himself?

Chen Guang hesitated whether to take off his pants, but Tang Ying had already inexplicably pulled out a jar from his own satchel.

That's right, it's a jar!

And it's from Chen Guang's own bag!

When Chen Guang saw this, he immediately understood.

Yes, the Holy Grail of Tongtian is really boring, not only did he not let go of his mobile phone ringtone, but even his identity with "Brother Tang" was inexplicably forcibly reversed.

She became the guinea pig who was sampled, and she took her place as the biomedical scientist who was to take samples from her body.

Although I don't know if all the identities of Tongtian Holy Grail and the two of them in the outside world have also been reversed, but at this moment, in the face of Tang Ying, who was very quick to pull away his long skirt, and then put the ** leg below under the high heels, picked it up and stuffed it under his buttocks, and turned his head to look at himself with excitement and anticipation, and said in his mouth: "Slow down! Don't come!", Chen Guang really couldn't say half a word.

Tang Ying said as she opened her legs slightly, picked up the jar she had taken out of his satchel, and placed it under herself.

"Donald ......"

Tang Ying was still looking at the flight attendant lounge with the eyes of a thief as he spoke, "Slow! Such a bad opportunity, how unfeeling? Don't you use my sample?"

Chen Guang decided to gag her mouth, his heart was horizontal, forget it, I can't listen to her anymore, let her fall asleep first, I really want to stun her, or stun myself.

He turned away silently......

No one can resist Chen Guang's divine finger that can hold bullets, not even himself, let alone "Brother Tang"?

After about twenty minutes, Tang Ying's face turned red, and he fell into a deep sleep with his head resting on his shoulder.

Chen Guang stiffened the jar in front of him and put it back in his satchel, and then put it back on for her with his own hands****** it was so inexplicable, she should have taken a sample from herself, but it became herself from her......

Well, none of these things matter anymore, the important thing is to finally take a short break from your head.

In this plane...... Well, on the train, it was only less than an hour, but for Chen Guang, it seemed to have been tortured for half a century.

Looking at Tang Ying, who was sleeping deeply, Chen Guang breathed a long sigh of relief, but he was tired.

Now, he doesn't want to communicate with anyone, nor does he want to contact any outside information, he just wants to close himself off.

I wish it was a dream, a terrible nightmare.

But this nightmare is too real and too terrible.

Chen Guang also leaned his head on Tang Ying's head, and gently put his hand on Brother Tang's F cup, this touch can't be fake at all!

He pinched his thigh again, it hurt so much.

It's not a dream.

It's horrible!

How will I live the rest of my life?

Chen Guang thought about it in confusion, and then he closed his eyes heavily.

Originally, he hadn't rested well because of the Soul Snatching Technique, but now after a short rest, he was tortured again, and he was physically and mentally exhausted.

Perhaps for the purpose of self-preservation, his subconscious is equivalent to self-hypnosis.

Chen Guang slept this time, but when he opened his eyes again, it was already three hours later.

"Chen Guang, wake up, it's time to Wujing, wake up. ”

He was woken up by Tang Ying.

Chen Guang opened his eyes in a daze, his brain was still a little painful, and he didn't know whether he had slept too much and fainted, or if he hadn't slept enough, or if the sequelae of being dizzy had not passed.

"Have you arrived?"

Chen Guang rubbed his temples and turned his head to look out the window, "Brother Tang, let's ......"

As soon as he spoke, Tang Ying shook his shoulders again, "What Brother Tang, what's wrong with you?"

Tang Ying turned his head sideways again, "Chen Guang, are you sleepy, why do you call me Brother Tang?"

Chen Guang's eyes instantly became as bright as a three-hundred-watt incandescent lamp, and he stared at Tang Ying widely, and then he tentatively shouted, "Tang ...... Sister Tang Ying ......"

"Hey, what's wrong with you? You're so weird today, and you suddenly want me to take a sample of you halfway through, and it's really embarrassing for me. I had the courage to get it for you, but I was ashamed, and as a result, you stinky boy didn't know how to say a few words to make my sister and me happy, and you were satisfied, and then closed your eyes and pretended to be dead and slept until now. ”

"As a result, as soon as you woke up, you called me Brother Tang again, what the hell are you doing? Have you been under too much mental pressure lately, and your brain is a little abnormal? Sister, although I am not a professional psychiatrist, I still know a little, otherwise you will wait for me to have a good chat with me after the meeting today, and let me help you enlighten and enlighten?"

After Tang Ying finished speaking, he pointed to the fish-belly white sky outside the window of the plane that was slowly landing.

Chen Guang also turned his head to look out the window, remembering that Tang Ying's original itinerary today should be to hold a meeting with the leaders of Wujing University, the Ministry of Science and Technology, and the Provincial Department of Science and Technology.

Also, it was clear that she had misunderstood it on the plane before, and she thought crookedly, and forcibly made a process of taking samples on the plane, but now it has become her own hunger and thirst.

But it didn't matter at all, Chen Guang felt the concentration of the Holy Grail power in the outside world and the state of the rules of the world again, and he almost shed two lines of moving tears.

The concentration of the power of the Holy Grail has returned to about the same state as before the plane last night, and the rules of the world that have been broken have been completely restored unconsciously.

It's restored!

Thank God!

The world has been restored again!

Although he didn't know what was going on, and he didn't know what the principle was, Chen Guang felt that it was really good to see the whole world return to his familiar track.

It's good that I didn't commit suicide on impulse before.

What the hell cappuccino, fuck off!

The best Nanshan tea, where to stay where it is cool!

I just want to drink my West Lake Longjing coffee......

Damn, I'm still a little out of my head.

While thinking about these strange thoughts, Chen Guang put his hand into his satchel, and the inexplicable jar was even more inexplicably gone!

Thank God!

Well, Chen Guang remembered in his mind that he had given Brother Tang before...... No, Sister Tang Ying's particularly beautiful picture when she "sampling" made her heart commotion.

To tell the truth, the picture is still quite cool.

I have taken advantage of Sister Tang Ying countless times, but it is the first time to take advantage of her so unscrupulously and eat her tofu, and the most important thing is that in her memory, this incident did not happen at all!

She doesn't know anything!

This is cheap and so on, and it is taken for nothing!

On the other side, Tang Ying opened her own satchel in front of him, took out a small test tube from it, which was full of some kind of viscous milky white liquid, and complained, "You stinky boy is good, you haven't done anything bad in rice this time, this stock is rich enough, enough for me to use it for several months." ”

Chen Guang glared silently, Tongtian Holy Grail Thief Bull Fork!

Even two completely different liquids have been replaced!

Oh yes, Sister Tang Ying's clothes, as well as her F cup, have also been restored!

The sign on the aisle of the aircraft has also been reverted to "Wi-Fi and electronic devices are allowed in the first class cabin of this flight during smooth flight." ”

Everything is back on track!

This changed world rule is so tough that it doesn't make sense at all!

Under the rising sun, Chen Guang and Tang Ying walked side by side on the slide of China Airlines' CA97832 flight, looking at the basin-sized sun in the sky, Chen Guang only felt extremely kind.

"Ah, I praise you, the sun, I praise you, not the moon!"

Tang Ying slapped his head from behind, "The whole person is stupid!

Chen Guangzhi scratched his head, "Hehe...... Hey hey ......"

No one could understand the emotion in his heart.

After sending Tang Ying to the downstairs of the School of Medicine of Wujing University, Chen Guang found a café alone, holding a cup in his hand.

He really couldn't help the curiosity in his heart, and put his mind into the cup realm, he wanted to ask what was going on in the upside-down and chaotic world before Liuli.