Chapter 6: You're My Little Cutie!
The queen looked coldly at Ximen Hao, who was pretending to be stupid, and became vigilant in her heart.
This Simon Lang is not funny!
"That's it, the palace won't go in. It's just that you're just recovering from a serious illness, so it's better to stay in the room honestly. Also, the palace will tell Your Majesty the truth about your killing of the guards, and Your Majesty will return to the palace in a few days, I hope you will enjoy it in the next few days. ”
The corners of Ximenhao's mouth curled, and he sneered in his heart.
On the prince's side, none of them hoped that they would be good.
"Queen Mother, I believe in one sentence, that is: if you don't die in a great disaster, you will have a blessing. Don't worry, I will repay your good son to me all these years. ”
"Oh, are you threatening Hongu?"
The queen sneered.
"Hehe~ Don't dare. ”
Ximen Hao bowed lightly.
"Hmph, then live well!
"Let's go, go back to the palace......"
"Oops,, your belly pocket is off!"
Ximen Hao exclaimed.
"What?
The queen hurriedly bowed her head.
Ximen Hao rushed over with an arrow step and said, "Here." ”
"Brush~"
A puppet talisman flew along the back of the opponent's neck.
The queen felt strange, and was about to speak, but her eyes were instantly glazed, so she ......
Ximen Hao's heart moved again, and a wicked smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
"Hey!"
The queen suddenly assumed an extremely coquettish pose.
Hey, my little cutie.
Phew, the crown is for you.
Oh~ You either guess what.
Ah~ Someone seems to be ......
"Boom!"
In the distance, all the weapons of the Praetorian Guards were dropped, and they all looked at the dancing queen mother in a daze.
Is this still the dignified and noble queen mother?
Is this still the queen of the world?
"Boom!"
Some of the palace maids and eunuchs holding the objects didn't hold it firmly, and looked at the queen who was jumping more and more energetically, and even began to tear the phoenix robe on their bodies.
"Auntie, don't!"
Di Yingying was startled, and was about to stop it, but she was instantly stunned, and her eyes became dull.
"Brush!"
The phoenix robe on the queen's body was torn off, and she jumped up even more happily wearing a golden belly pocket.
Little Flower Flower for you, come and get into my arms.
I cooked a small barley for you, and I want to eat obediently and grow my body.
Little Flower Flower for you, come and get into my arms......
The queen twisted more and more energetically, and even the back was a little spicy.
"Hahaha! Yingying, come, dance with Haoye. ”
Ximen Hao's heart moved, and Di Yingying walked in front of him.
"Smack!"
Ximen Hao hugged each other without any scruples, and covered the upturned peach with a big hand.
"Ding! The red envelope is being opened, and the estimated time is 20 seconds. 20、19......”
Ximen Hao lit the red envelope, and the beauty was in his arms, and he writhed slightly.
Di Yingying hugged Ximen Hao tightly, and already regarded him as her master.
Everyone looked at the strange scene in front of them, an extremely strange scene.
The queen is evil, dancing in a belly pocket, singing strange songs in her mouth, and wave after wave.
The generalissimo's daughter fell into the evil spirit, and directly threw herself into her arms, hugging the prince tightly, and was taken advantage of by the other party.
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining ten third-grade healing pills and three primary vitality pills! ”
Ximen Hao twisted while holding Di Yingying, and after ordering the red envelope, he began to enjoy it, and almost pinched out other people's peaches.
At the same time, he looked at the storage compartment, which contained a puppet talisman, 3 primary vitality pills, and a white vial.
"System, what is the effect of the Sanpin Healing Pill?" he asked in his heart.
"Back to the host, the pill is divided into nine products, that is, the lower three products, the middle three products, and the upper three products and the three products of the healing pill, which can quickly heal internal injuries, assist in healing external injuries, and can also accelerate the recovery of vitality, which can be traded. Primary Otherworldly Red Envelope System, all pills do not exceed three grades!"
"The prince drove ...... Ugh!"
Half of the eunuch who sang and drank in front of him was stuck in his throat, and he looked at everything strange in front of him in a daze.
Especially the unrestrained queen mother, she is really spicy.
"Queen Mother, I'll go, Queen Mother, are you all stupid, stop her!"
Ximen Guang literally beeped ten dogs at this time, and his wife was so old, so she dared to dance.
"Get out of here!"
The queen shook her hand and swept away all the palace maids who pounced.
Then he rushed to Ximen Guang like crazy, covered the other party's face with both hands, and sang with twists and turns.
Hey, my little cutie.
Phew, the crown is for you.
Oh~ You either guess what.
Ah~ Someone seems to be ......
"Hahaha! Little mongrel, your mother's dance is really good!Hmm~ The body is also well maintained. ”
Ximen Hao laughed.
Only then did Ximen Guang realize that his cousin was holding the leprosy ghost, writhing in love.
"Bang!"
Reached out and slashed at the queen's neck, knocking the other party unconscious.
"What are you doing in a daze? Hurry up and cover it! And you! Look at the prince who gouged out your eyes. ”
Suddenly, several palace maids hurriedly ripped off their clothes and covered the unconscious queen.
"Brush!"
Nearly a hundred Praetorian Guards turned around at the same time, smiling one by one, still reminiscing about the figure of the queen mother.
Of course, they were also nervous, for fear that the emperor would come back and cut them down.
"Ximen Hao, isn't it you?!"
Ximen Guang pulled out his sword, pointed at Ximen Hao and asked through gritted teeth.
"What? what did you say?" said Ximen Hao, tilting his head.
"You, don't play stupid! Let go of Yingying!"
Ximen Guang could be said to be furious, and he arrived in front of Ximen Hao in a few steps, and reached out to grab Di Yingying's arm.
"Smack!"
Di Yingying shook her hand and slapped Ximen Guang's face.
"Little bastard, let go!"
Ximen Guang was instantly stunned, his cousin was not the prince's brother who met that time, but the prince's brother was short.
However, today not only beat himself, but even scolded himself for being a little bastard.
Ximen Hao looked at all this coldly, with a wicked smile on the corner of his mouth, and his heart was extremely happy.
Don't think about any of these people who harm themselves! However, the little peach of Yu ~ Di Yingying feels really good.
Suddenly, Di Yingying shuddered, her eyes returned to clarity, and she looked at Ximen Guang suspiciously:
"Brother Prince, why are you here? Huh, why is your face swollen?"
Ximen Guang woke up from his daze with a cold shudder, glanced at Ximen Hao with some doubts, and then ordered:
"Go back to the palace! Send the queen back to the palace. ”
"Oh! Why did my aunt faint. ”
Di Yingying exclaimed in surprise and was about to rush forward.
"Get out of here!"
Ximen Guang pushed Di Yingying's shoulder, pushed the other party to the ground, and then led a group of people away.
"Yingying, are you alright?"
Ximen Hao stretched out his hand and hugged the other party and helped him up.
Di Yingying took a long time to react, her body shook and broke free of Ximen Hao's claws, and then she covered her face and ran away.