Chapter 992: Tell a joke
The clothes are limited editions, the price is expensive, and the bracelet is even more so, the two gems on the bracelet alone are astronomical, and it is definitely not something that ordinary people can afford, even if a woman opens a store here for a lifetime, she may not be able to afford this simple bracelet if she sells clothes for a lifetime......
"Miss, how can I do this, I can't ask for this, this is too precious......" the woman said tremblingly. She is not an expert but can see that the bracelet is worth a lot, and this woman has a sense of nobility between her gestures, and nobility is not something that anyone can pretend.
"Take it, it's a gift from me, grandma's sewn clothes, I like it very much. Xi Hongyan smiled lightly, then stepped on a pair of snow boots and walked outside after Li Lin.
"Why do you give away such a valuable thing...... Li Lin looked at Xi Hongyan speechlessly, this woman is simply too loser, not to mention that she is rich and rivals the country, even if there are thousands of gold mountains in the family, I am afraid it is not enough for her to squander it so much.
"I don't like to take other people's things for nothing. A bracelet is just an accessory for me, it's different for her, maybe it can change her life, maybe one day she will be a witness to our coming here. Xi Hongyan said with a smile.
"I didn't expect you to be so caring......" Li Lin joked with her.
Since the beginning of the escape, he had seen this woman laugh many times, although mechanical, her mood must be good, and that was enough!
"Where are you going now?"
"Go to the city and eat!" Li Lin said with a smile: "Every time I go to a place, the first thing I do is to eat the food there, Uncle Niu in our village said that only when I fill my stomach, eat the best food, and drink the best wine, this life will not be in vain......
"He must be a foodie who knows how to enjoy life...... "Xi Hongyan said.
Li Lin shrugged his shoulders, thinking about the appearance of Uncle Niu carrying the marching wine jug every day, "I'm not a gourmet, at best I'm a drunkard, I only know drunk life and dreams every day." ”
"Once he didn't know how much he drank, he came home and lit the stove, a few pieces of wood stuffed into it and didn't care about sleeping on the kang, you don't know he had a problem, it was difficult for others to wake him up when he slept, unless you put a king-size stereo in his ear, otherwise you don't have to expect him to get up and ......"
"The hot kang can't let him get up?" Xi Hongyan looked at Li Lin with a curious expression and said, "Isn't he afraid of the heat?"
"Of course I'm afraid of the heat. ”
"And he's awake?"
"Didn't wake up!"
“……”
Xi Hongyan looked at Li Lin blankly, her bewitching eyes blinked, "There is only one possibility, the fire kang is not so hot, it is not enough for him to get up ......"
"That's not right!" Li Lin shook his head.
"Could it be that Uncle Niu is dying of heat?"
"Not really. ”
Li Lin shook his head again, "If he dies of heat, my expression should be very sad now......"
Xi Hongyan looked dazed, but couldn't help but be curious, wanting to ask what was going on.
"The reason why Uncle Niu is still alive and healthy now, did not die of fire and heat, he should be grateful to the cattle dealer outside, this old man was hit by the big cow in the family when he was young, and left a shadow in his heart, every time he met the cattle in the village, he hurried away from it, that is, a cow screamed and he trembled, he slept fragrantly, the cattle dealer drove a farm cart over, it may be that the cow on the car is a bull, and he saw the cow next door to Uncle Niu's house The heifer came to the spirit, you also know, the cow is the same as people, and the opposite sex will be particularly excited when you see it, this is just the right call
Uncle Niu screamed, and it was because of this Uncle Niu that he was able to save his life......"
Xi Hongyan pursed his lips and smiled, this little story is really a little interesting, the front seems ordinary, but the focus is on the back, especially, cows are the same as people, they will be excited when they see a beautiful opposite sex......
"The old gentleman shouldn't hate cows from now on, right?" asked Xi Hongyan.
"Why, not only did he not appreciate the cow, but he hated the cow even more!" Li Lin shook his head and said.
"Why?" Xi Hongyan looked puzzled, he didn't understand what was going on just now, and now he was even more confused, anyway, it was the cow who saved his life, why did he hate the cow even more, this seems to be a little unscientific.
"Uncle Niu scolded after waking up, this damn cow disturbed his rest, and also delayed him to go to Lord Yama to report, he had already lived enough, he died on the fire kang, and even the money for cremation was saved......" Li Lin said, he almost couldn't help laughing, thinking about the situation when Uncle Niu went to the village clinic to see the burns, and he couldn't help but want to laugh until now.
"What an interesting old man...... I've never seen anyone want to die so much......" Xi Hongyan said.
"People are different, some people feel that death is detachment, while some people think that it is better to die than to live, often the former will live longer, and the latter will die early. Li Lin said: "From a medical point of view, a good mood can make people feel relaxed and let go of tense nerves, so that the five internal organs will also be released, and the healthy five internal organs will naturally survive longer than the sick five internal organs." Not only that, but there are many benefits of being in a good mood, such as skin and metabolism, especially for women, I think, you should have a deep understanding of it, right?"
Xi Hongyan nodded mechanically, her beautiful face turned red, if she was Cai Wenya, she would definitely ask why a woman is special, and she has a deep understanding of what it means, and then she will force you to explain it to her, so that she is not embarrassed, and the embarrassed person will be replaced by the person who said this.
Along the way, the words of the two almost did not stop, as if they had forgotten the biting cold wind, and had forgotten that the blade of the wind like a knife was blowing on their faces, and every little story Li Lin told, Xi Hongyan listened carefully, and then couldn't help but ask curiously what was going on.
In this way, after walking for about half an hour, some figures could finally be seen on the sparsely populated highway, and then all kinds of cries came out, the people here were similar to those small merchants and vendors in the provincial capital, the only difference was their voices, and their clothes, everyone was wearing thick clothes, which looked like large cotton balls.
At noon, there are long tables at the entrance of some snack bars, but there are few customers, and even if there are long tables at the door of some stores, no one will sit down when the vendors are constantly selling.
"Just sit here. ”
Li Lin pointed to the stall in front of him, and walked over with Xi Hongyan.
"Hi. Guests from afar, just come to eat with me, the reindeer meat of my three sheep is famous far and wide, sit down quickly!" a middle-aged man dressed in a leather coat who looked to be forty years old strode out, his voice was very high, and this roar could be heard clearly from hundreds of meters away.
The middle-aged man is not too tall, the eight-handedness beard is the most conspicuous, and in addition to this, the oil on his body makes people sick to his stomach.
"Let's change the ......"
Li Lin looked at the middle-aged man speechlessly, others pay attention to glamorous business, this guy is good, the whole thing is like a butcher, it really takes a little courage to come to him to eat, otherwise after eating this meal, he may not be full, and he has been full of the smell of mutton on his body......
"Don't don't, brother, you see you're all here, and you haven't eaten yet
The reindeer meat of my three sheep, I tell you, if you don't eat it, you will regret it when you leave!" He didn't open for more than ten days in a row, he was about to starve to death, and now there were two of them, how could he be willing to let people go easily.
"I'm sorry. We don't like to eat reindeer meat very much. ”
Li Lin shrugged his shoulders, pulled Xi Hongyan and walked towards the door of the snack bar in the distance, where the business was obviously more prosperous than here, and many people had already gone to buy things after a while.
"Alas, wait to regret it, you just wait to regret it, and don't ask about the reindeer meat of my three sheep......" Baqiao shouted, seeing that Li Lin and Xi Hongyan didn't mean to look back at all, he sat on the chair with his ass, and the dirty rag in his hand fell on the table with a bang, obviously depressed.
Came to the door of the small shop I just saw, the owner of the small shop is a woman, she looks like she is about thirty years old, she looks okay, she has a melon seed face, big eyes, and she is not tall, almost a little more than one meter and six meters.
"Young man, girl, I see that you are from out of town, right?" the woman greeted the two with a smile.
"From out of town. ”
Li Lin smiled and nodded, the eyes of the little bosses of these stores were more unique than the other, he had a deep understanding, "Sister, bring some skewers, let's fill our stomachs first." ”
"Well, it's all ready-made. You've just come here, and you've just come out of the pot. The woman was very enthusiastic, and soon put a plate of hot skewers on the table, "Eat with confidence, my things here are very clean, just a handful of salt, a pot of water boiled ......"
"Eat. ”
Li Lin raised his head and looked at Xi Hongyan, whose face was white from the cold, and wanted to laugh but was helpless, the president of the Blue Sky Group was not right, he had to come out and run for his life to do something, now I am afraid that I will not be thinking about this kind of thing in my life.
"You eat ...... first," Xi Hongyan looked at the meat skewers in the basin vigilantly.
She wasn't afraid of being poisonous, nor was she afraid of whether it was dirty or not, but the whitish meat skewers didn't look delicious, and although she wasn't a vegetarian, she had never eaten anything like that.
"I'm also afraid of death......"
Li Lin looked at her with a smile, and when he saw her cautious appearance, he couldn't help but make a joke.
"Eat fast. ”
“……”
Li Lin grinned, secretly thinking in his heart, this woman's occupational disease must have been committed again, and he thought that she was still the president of the high-flying Blue Sky Group, and she really regarded herself as her servant......
It doesn't seem bad to be a servant, it's better to be the closest servant, like the closest eunuch to the emperor, God knows if he will secretly do something to the emperor......
Since he is a servant, then the servant should do what he should do, not to mention eating meat skewers, even if he is allowed to feed, Li Lin will be duty-bound......
At that moment, he chose a good-looking meat skewer on the plate and ate it, the tender meat was particularly soft and tender, and there was a little bit of strength, and at that moment, his eyes lit up, "Come on a string, it's not so greasy, it's more delicious than you imagined......"
Seeing that Li Lin was eating vigorously, her stomach was constantly screaming, and Xi Hongyan no longer hesitated, just like Li Lin just now, she chose a meat skewer that looked pretty good, her eating action was very elegant, not pretentious and would not give people a vulgar feeling, the meat skewer entrance, she immediately raised her head, and her beautiful face instantly turned red, "Water, water......"
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