Chapter 712: Three Stooges
Chu Tianyu's face was full of suspicion and surprise, and he desperately thought about what he promised Zhang Genshuo yesterday, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't remember, and at this moment a weak voice said: "You promised him to accompany him on a blind date yesterday." ”
Chu Tianyu was immediately startled, and when he looked sideways, he found Mi Xinyu sitting next to him in a girl's pink pajamas, Chu Tianyu exclaimed, "The bed you slept with me yesterday?"
Mi Xinyu said very aggrievedly: "I was scared, so I slept here." ”
Chu Tianyu hurriedly looked down at his clothes and found that they were still in good condition, which showed that he didn't do anything to Mi Xinyu yesterday, if such a thing happened, Chu Tianyu would definitely want to die head-on, Mi Xinyu is still a child, how could he do something like that to her.
But looking at Mi Xinyu's bumpy figure, as well as the white and smooth calves under the nightdress, she doesn't seem to be a child anymore, she is nineteen years old.
Chu Tianyu hurriedly patted his head, and secretly scolded himself in his heart that he was getting more and more dirty now, what did he think?
Chu Tianyu scratched his head and said, "What did you just say?"
Mi Xinyu raised her eyebrows and said with a little melon seed face: "You promised Brother Zhang yesterday that you would accompany him on a blind date!"
Chu Tianyu really can't remember to talk about this yesterday, but just go with Zhang Genshuo, anyway, I'm fine, Lin Xiutong didn't come back, and Cai Zijia didn't know why he hadn't contacted him since yesterday, so he just followed Zhang Genshuo on a blind date, and it was time to pass the time.
Thinking of this, Chu Tianyu lifted the quilt and got out of bed to wash, Mi Xinyu also began to pack up the futon, she is a girl who likes to be neat and clean, as long as she is at home, she will clean up the house spotlessly, this may have something to do with what happened to her in Yuda.
Chu Tianyu went to the sofa crookedly after washing and getting dressed, and now his head still hurts a little, Mi Xinyu has already bought it back early at this time, and the two of them were just about to eat when there was a knock on the door, as soon as Chu Tianyu opened the door, he saw An Wuyi with an uncomfortable expression on his face, obviously this product was also drunk yesterday, and it is still uncomfortable.
An Wuyi said as he walked inside: "I was poured too much by you yesterday, and I am still uncomfortable, I forgot to promise the bear to accompany him on a blind date, uncle, it's broken, it's broken, you can't drink it like this in the future, it's too hurtful." ”
An Wuyi, a scholar, not only didn't have a proper line all day long, but also a broken mouth, chattered into the room, as soon as he saw the soy milk fritters on the table, he was not polite, he picked it up and ate it, Mi Xinyu said dissatisfied: "This is for my brother." ”
An Wuyi said while eating: "I'm not your brother anymore, Chu Tianyu's sister is my sister, so I'm also your brother, you girl is too stingy, what's wrong with your brother and me eating your soy milk fritters?"
Chu Tianyu was hurt by An Wuyi's chatter, and hurriedly said: "Hurry up and let him eat, plug his mouth, I really can't stand it." ”
Mi Xinyu glared at An Wuyi fiercely, turned around and went out to buy breakfast for Chu Tianyu.
Chu Tianyu drank too much yesterday, and he really didn't have much appetite today, so he sat there and watched An Wuyi eat Haisai there, and after a while, Le Xiangyang also arrived, and he didn't look better than An Wuyi, with an uncomfortable look, as soon as he came in and saw that he immediately picked up and ate with An Wuyi's virtue early, and ate Mi Xinyu's share.
The last one to arrive was Zhang Genshuo, he also drank too much yesterday, but he was better than Chu Tianyu and them, and he still remembered that he was going on a blind date today, and changed into a decent dress, but his face was full of apprehension.
An Wuyi immediately smiled when he saw Zhang Genshuo: "The fat man is really dressed like a dog today, your mother bought you this dress, right?"
Jang Geun Suk was surprised: "How do you know?"
An Wuyi pursed his lips and said disdainfully: "Do you have this taste?" Speaking of this, he patted Zhang Genshuo's shoulder and continued: "You will wear fat and big sportswear, and you don't know if you are fat? ”
Zhang Genshuo's face immediately swelled red, obviously about to go berserk, Chu Tianyu now had a headache, and he was even more afraid of noisy, so he hurriedly said, "Don't make trouble." Speaking of this, look at them and say: "I drank a broken piece yesterday, I forgot about the blind date, what are you talking about?"
As soon as Chu Tianyu's voice fell, Le Xiangyang and An Wuyi both looked at Zhang Genshuo, and Chu Tianyu immediately glared at him and said, "I'll wipe it, you two are also broken?"
Le Xiangyang sneered: "We drank too much, but my daughter-in-law didn't drink too much, what she told me in the morning, I called Lao Chu and Stick first, hehe!"
Chu Tianyu pursed his lips and said, "Bear you say." ”
Zhang Genshuo sighed sadly and said: "My mother's friend's friend introduced me to a girlfriend, a civil servant, who is one year younger than me, and her family conditions are good. ”
An Wuyi frowned and said, "To the point, is it pretty, the chest is not big, the waist is thin, and the legs are not long?"
Le Xiangyang slapped An Wuyi's head and scolded: "Stick, can you aim a little right?
An Wuyi was very dissatisfied and said, "What I said is not the right thing?"
Zhang Genshuo took out a photo from his pocket at this time, An Wuyi reacted the fastest, grabbed it and said in the next second: "I'll go, white skin, beautiful and long legs!" Speaking of this, he gave Zhang Keunshuo a kick and said: "I'll rub, introduce you to such a beautiful girl, why are you like a dead mother? You kid won't be perverted in his heart and don't like beauty, he likes ugly, right?"
Jang Geun Suk's face swelled red again, obviously he was about to have another seizure and wanted to fight with An Wuyi.
Chu Tianyu kicked An Wuyi's ass and said, "It's a little right, okay?" Speaking of this, he looked at Zhang Genshuo and said, "This girl is very beautiful, and she works well, why are you doing this expression?"
Le Xiangyang and An Wuyi immediately set their eyes on Zhang Genshuo.
Zhang Genshuo lowered his head and shook his head and sighed repeatedly, but he just didn't speak, which made Chu Tianyu and the three of them anxious enough, and finally An Wuyi couldn't help it, and went up and slapped Zhang Genshuo's head and shouted: "You are aiming at it, you are about to kill us." ”
Jang Keun Suk raised his head with a look of embarrassment on his face, and opened his mouth to say, "I...... Alas!" As soon as the voice fell, he lowered his head and stopped talking.
At this time, not only An Wuyi, but even Chu Tianyu and Le Xiangyang had the heart to kill Zhang Genshuo.
Mi Xinyu had been listening to the side, and suddenly said, "He won't be inferior, right?"
Jang Geun Suk suddenly raised his head when he heard this, and nodded again and again in the next second, with an expression of finally seeing his confidant.
An Wuyi hated the way that iron does not become steel; "You have low self-esteem? Are you missing arms and legs? Or are you stupid? You don't lack anything, your family conditions are okay, and you have a serious job that is eight times more serious, do you have a hair inferiority?"
Mi Xinyu once again said in an astonishing voice, "He's ugly." ”
As soon as he said this, Zhang Geunshuo had the heart to die when he hit his head, sister, you know me too well, but there are some words that need not be said so bluntly?
At this time, An Wuyi laughed so much that tears had fallen from his eyes, and Le Xiangyang and Chu Tianyu couldn't help but laugh.
Jang Geun Suk looked at this group of guys who were smiling forward and backward with grief and indignation, they wanted to cry without tears, what kind of sin did they create in their previous life, how could they know this group of bad friends, and if they didn't help themselves come up with ideas, they were just gloating there, a group of people who were not human, they were really careless in making friends, and they were not ladylike when they met people.
After a long while, Chu Tianyu stopped, wiped his tears and said, "Dog bear, it's okay for a man to be ugly, really." ”
Zhang Genshuo glared at Chu Tianyu angrily and said, ", who told you that it's okay for a man to be ugly?"
An Wuyi pouted and said: "A man is not afraid of being ugly, but his waist bag must be bulging." Speaking of this, he stretched out his hand and said, "Lao Chu's car key." ”
Chu Tianyu said puzzledly: "Why do you want my car keys?"
An Wuyi rolled his eyes and said: "Are you stupid? Aren't you stupid? Aren't you stupid? Say important things three times, you fool, you give the key to your Ston Martin car to the bear and let him drive it, there is no girl who can't take this car." ”
Jang Geun Shuo hurriedly said: "No, no, this is a lie." ”
An Wuyi sneered and said: "Deceive people, deceive whom? Don't you know how realistic girls are now? No house, no car, no savings, even if you grow into Lao Chu, this virtue is in vain, are you handsome enough to eat? In short, you go and coax the girl first, and when you fall asleep, you are talking about the future." ”
Chu Tianyu kicked An Wuyi's ass and said, "This is still a child, what do you say?"
Mi Xinyu said very dissatisfied: "I'm not a child, I'm nineteen years old." ”
An Wuyi gave Mi Xinyu a thumbs up and said: "Everyone is nineteen, so you treat her as a child, you go out to see those elementary school students now, and the bear children with big farts dare to kiss in public, did you have the courage to do it back then?"
Chu Tianyu had the heart to kill An Wuyi at this time.
Le Xiangyang thought for a while and said: "This method is not bad, you just drive Lao Chu's car, don't say that it's yours, don't say it's not yours, you change the topic when she asks about the car, see what she thinks of you." ”
An Wuyi suddenly took out a Bluetooth headset from his pocket and still said to Zhang Genshuo: "Take this with you on a date, your mouth is so stupid that you are not as good as a pig, or brother, I will tell you what to say when the time comes." ”
Jang Geun Suk also wanted to kill An Wuyi at this time, this grandson's mouth was too poisonous.
A few people discussed the details again, and then set off, Zhang Genshuo drove Chu Tianyu's car in front, and Chu Tianyu and others followed behind in Le Xiangyang's car.
But as soon as he arrived at the date place, An Wuyi shouted: "It's bad, it's bad, it's early." ”
Chu Tianyu was a little puzzled and said, "Shouldn't all men come early on blind dates?"
An Wuyi threw Chu Tianyu into the white eyes of your idiocy and said, "Shut up, rookie, you know a six!"