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Chapter 202: You Believe in Brain-Dead Advertising

Lao Zhou was really crying, and the crying came out.

complained bitterly about Jiang Xia's goods of his teammates, and made his teammates cry.

"What's wrong, why did I cheat my teammates?" Jiang Xia was puzzled. He didn't recruit anyone and didn't mess with anyone, and after so long of keeping to himself, why did he come to a pit teammate?

Lao Zhou cried: "Let you advertise, what kind of bird advertisement are you doing? Ah? Do we do this for the driver? Do you know how many complaints we have received in the past two days?"

"Wait, wait, why didn't I understand? Complaint? What complaint?" Jiang Xia said he didn't understand.

Lao Zhou said angrily: "You didn't get it yesterday, talking nonsense about the advertisement inside, but it made me miserable." ”

"The advertisement is very good, do you know how many brain cells we die in order to think about these scenes?" Jiang Xia said.

Lao Zhou said speechlessly: "Do you know what the orders we have fed back in the past two days are?"

When Jiang Xia heard Lao Zhou say this, he reacted a little, and asked cautiously: "You can't ...... it."

"That's right, the scenarios you described, we received every kind of order, and there are a lot of them. The people we drove on our behalf couldn't take orders at all, so the other party complained. Do you know how many complaints there are? I'm going crazy. Lao Jiang, pit teammates are not like this. Lao Zhou was quite speechless.

Jiang Xia was also speechless: "Really, fake? I wrote a module called a brain-dead advertisement, and someone really did that, just kidding, right?"

To be honest, Jiang Xia is really surprised, someone really does this? No, it's a fake advertisement at first glance, who can really drive you bumper cars and go-karts?

Lao Zhou continued: "Have you not been online for the past two days?"

"That's right. I'm busy with the late stage, I'm always busy. Jiangxia said.

Lao Zhou said: "Lao Jiang, you should hurry up and make a statement, otherwise our thing will really be ruined by complaints." ”

"Calm, calm. I'll take a look. "江" ∫ding" ∫diǎn" ∫小" ∫ said, .2←3.o" s_; Xia hurriedly said.

After hanging up the phone, Jiang Xia asked Zhao Yongjiang and Shen Fatzi: "Have you two read the comments on the Internet in the past two days? Do you know the reaction to our new issue?"

"Look at Mao, follow you to get the later stage, I'm about to be driven crazy by you. Zhao Yongjiang complained, "If you increase your salary, you can't get by without a salary increase." ”

Shen Fatzi also shouted: "Increase wages, don't work if you don't increase wages." ”

"My salary is only 5,000. Jiang Xia said speechlessly, "You both have higher salaries than me, right?" If you want to raise my salary, you will increase my salary first, right?"

"The weather was nice today. ”

"The ceiling was nice today. ”

These two people seemed to remember that Jiang Xia's salary was still the lowest in the studio, except for those who were still in the internship period, among the regular employees, Jiang Xia's salary was the first.

Everyone knows that Jiang Xia doesn't live on his salary, and he hasn't been seen receiving a salary for such a long time. But really speaking, after all, it is the last salary. The fat man and the thin man raised their wages in front of Jiang Xia. Isn't that uncomfortable?

"Forget it, let's get off work, I'll go back and see what's going on on the Internet. Jiangxia said.

Zhao Yongjiang and Shen Fatzi also began to pack up their things, and back up the things that should be backed up to prevent them from being lost.

"Who called you just now?" Zhao Yongjiang asked as he played, "What's wrong again?"

"Hmm. Jiang Xia told the two of them about the situation.

Shen Fatzi opened his mouth wide and said, "Oh my God." Did the netizens do it on purpose, or did they really think they could play like this?"

"I guess it's on purpose. Zhao Yongjiang said, "There won't be so many fools who believe that, right?

Jiang Xia said: "The forest is big, and there are all kinds of birds. Originally, I thought it was deliberate, but when you say that, why am I not sure? ”

After quickly packing up his things, Jiang Xia took the subway home. With the rise of Jiangxia's popularity, he is often recognized in the subway, and there are also people who come to ask for autographs, and all of them are girls.

Jiang Xia has signed the first name since he was recording the Hunan Provincial Satellite TV Spring Festival Gala, and so far, all the people who came to him to sign were all girls, not a single man.

After signing a little girl last time, Jiang Xia also sighed to herself, she has a good relationship with women in this life, and she has this life.

He and Zhang Pengpeng were talking about it, and then Zhang Pengpeng didn't say anything at the time, and then instigated all the male compatriots in the studio except Xu Yishen to find Jiangxia to ask for an autograph, and Lang Qing was moved by Zhang Pengpeng.

After asking for the signature, a group of people threw the signature into the trash in front of Jiang Xia. Jiang Xia was helpless, so he ran to pick it up and scolded them for not being moral.

A group of people giggled and asked for the autograph to leave, and each of them collected one.

However, no one asked Jiang Xia for an autograph today, because he was wearing a mask. Thanks to the smog in the capital, people in Jiangxia who didn't wear masks were forced to wear masks.

When he got home, Jiang Xia turned on the computer and went online to see what was going on.

Didi drove out, and its reputation is just average, after all, it is an emerging software. Lao Zhou is spending a lot of effort to promote, and he also has a certain market share, after all, it is the first software for driving, and the market does have demand.

Even so, there is no brain-dead advertisement from Jiangxia to promote enough.

"Nonsense", as a cold online talk show, has received a lot of attention under the style of Jiang Xia and Zhao Yongjiang's scolding, and in the last issue, the eternal puzzle "What did the pangolin say" successfully dominated the topic list, and swiped the sense of existence fiercely, and many celebrities followed the trend and brushed "What did the pangolin say" to keep up with the attention of fans, so as to shorten the distance with fans.

The number of hits of this issue of "Nonsense" on Huayue Video was 1.44 million 32 hours after it was uploaded, and the total number of views on major barrage websites also added up to more than one million.

Such a diǎn hit the number of playbacks, which is very popular, in the online talk show world. Definitely a brother. is different from traditional talk shows to watch ratings, what you watch online is diǎn hit.

The popular talk show, plus there is no big news this week, the best thing in the whole issue of "Nonsense" is the brain-dead advertisement, and the spoof style is strong.

More than seven fragments also began to circulate in the meager way. Netizens said it was funny, and then it was a comment.

Under the official meager account of Didi's substitute driver, there is a seven-minute "essence" brain-dead advertisement forwarded by its editor shouting tears, with the text "We are really just driving cars, please believe us [tears] [tears] [tears]".

The comments below are different.

"I don't believe it, I beg the old driver to drive. ”

"I sent you an order, why don't you take it? I can't run the third task of Drag Racing 4, so hurry up and take the order to help me run through the level. ”

"Bumper cars were educated today. I sent an order to call a substitute driver, but no one paid attention to me?"

"The user experience is so poor, I want mysterious code from you, and I don't have a bird. ”

"My God, I'm going to complain to you, I just saw a shopping cart drag racing, it must be a substitute driver, he is faster than me. It's not realistic. ”

"Enough of you, the software is still very good. The price is not expensive. After drinking, call a substitute driver, which is very safe. ”

"Ask for a car, where are the old drivers?"

"Can I really call a substitute driver for a stroller? ”

"Poof, upstairs, you often can't find your son. ”

……

Netizens were quite happy, and Jiang Xia read the comments. I can't tell if these people are joking or serious.

It's not just him, it's the same with nonsense that the official is meager.

"Damn, false advertising, Lao Tzu sends orders. No one paid attention. ”

"This advertising fee is absolutely sufficient. ”

"I knelt down for this brain hole, downloaded it and tried it, and deceived my feelings. ”

"Slender Jiang Zhao Yongjiang Gongshan Studio, you two come out and explain. ”

"Just the name of the screenwriter that I noticed, is it a group of great gods?"

"Lao Tzu's pants are off, just waiting for the drive, the person who drives for you?"

"The substitute driver is unreliable, today I rode a bicycle uphill, and I wanted to call the substitute driver, but no one paid attention to me. I'm also a girl, where are the substitute drivers dead?"

"The girl upstairs, I'm the driver, come right away, wait for me. ”

……

Looking at these evaluations, Jiang Xia felt a strong spoof flavor, but it was not excluded that there were really brain-dead advertisements that he believed, so Jiang Xia sent a meager one.

"Ahem, I've been busy with the post-production recently, and I took an advertisement for Didi's driver in the middle.

However, after the advertisement was released, people called me and scolded me for a lot of pain. Because in just two days, there were a lot of complaints, saying that there was a problem with the advertisement I shot.

Let me say it here, brothers and sisters, the advertisements we shoot are called brain-dead advertisements. deliberately opened his mind to play like this, the real Didi driver, only, see these two words, only the car driving. The main target of the service is users who need to drive after drinking.

Don't make trouble with that, if you want to make trouble, come and let's talk nonsense here, don't go to other people's apps to make trouble. Originally, there was an advertisement shooting, and there was a brain hole for a remote control car, but it was later removed, because the children's video shooting was enough, and there were not so many children.

Besides, I wrote modules called brain-dead ads, and you really believe it, what do you think......

In order to give confidence to other customers, please don't go to play complaints, the software is very easy to use, you can use it, you can also make extra money if you have a driver's license, and you have to use this if you drink often, a must-have thing to prevent drunk driving.

Since they have all started to write meager, let's tell you about the diǎn thing, tomorrow, that's right, it's tomorrow, a good day and an auspicious day, do you think I'm going to get married?

The name of the album was announced because major places such as Asuka Music used onions as the title of the album and divided it into separate sections. Announce it in advance, the album is called Dongfeng Po, just put the onion and dusk in it.

I hope you will support me a lot, don't go to the customer to complain and play~

Above, Jiangxia. ”

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