Chapter 57: Are You a Tease Sent by the Monkeys?

"I'll push his lungs, these turtle grandsons are really not human, and our boys are not human?"

A tall bearded boy scolded angrily as he picked up a bottle of mineral water from the refrigerator, unscrewed the cap and poured it on his head.

Seeing this, a boy next to him habitually held up his round-framed glasses: "Brother Hao, you stimulate the brain too much, it is easy to cause rapid constriction of blood vessels, and in severe cases, it will also lead to coronary artery spasm, causing acute myocardial infarction......"

The buddy called Brother Hao's hand paused and froze in mid-air, and when he reacted, a bottle of mineral water was poured out.

Su Xiaofan laughed, took another bottle of mineral water and handed it over: "Brother Hao, I'm in for a treat, you're welcome." ”

"!" Brother Hao glared at Su Xiaofan, took the mineral water unceremoniously in his hand, and then muttered to the man with glasses, "Why don't you study medicine with your father, what kind of director did you come to study?"

"What does my dad have to do with studying medicine and me studying directing? Didn't you say that your dad was a farmer, so you ...... it?"

"Gotta get it!" Brother Hao hurriedly waved his hand, "It's a loss......

Su Xiaofan was holding a popsicle at this time, paying the owner of the store, and then looked at the young man standing at the door of the store, exuding the temperament of a melancholy poet.

"Lao Ang, are you sure you don't even need a bottle of water?"

Brother Ang outside shook his head.

"Shhh

A shrill whistle suddenly sounded from the track and field next to it, and several people's faces suddenly changed, and they hurriedly ran back.

Just now, these three people were originally Su Xiaofan's roommates, and after Su Xiaofan applied not to live in school, the school didn't have time to reassign roommates, so Su Xiaofan's name was still posted on the dormitory door.

Although Su Xiaofan does not live in the school, since everyone is in the same dormitory, it can be regarded as fate, so he slowly became familiar with each other during military training.

Especially when they checked their professional results, they had already written down the champion of Su Xiaofan in their hearts, and they had long wanted to see where this champion was......

Brother Hao, whose real name is Zheng Hao, is as his name suggests, and his personality is arrogant, but according to his revelations, it was actually because his father was poor and afraid that he hoped that he would become a rich man in the future, so he was given this name.

The little four-eyed man with round-framed glasses is named Li Li, and he is very serious about everything, and I heard that the director department recruited him to train him in the direction of theory.

As for the melancholy little prince who stood at the door and didn't even want a bottle of water, he was Wen Qingzhang Weiang from a wealthy family in Jiangcheng.

When the four of them hurriedly returned to the team, Su Xiaofan hadn't licked the popsicle in his mouth twice, so he could only throw it away resentfully, and he couldn't help but complain in his heart about the shameful behavior of this group of instructors forcing people to waste food.

After assembling, according to the custom, first stand in a military posture.

"Brother Fan, look ahead!" When Su Xiaofan was about to doze off, Brother Hao next to him patted him gently, "The goddess of the acting department I told you!"

Su Xiaofan hurriedly opened his eyes and looked ahead.

Due to the separate training of men and women, Su Xiaofan did not meet many students of the acting department, and he never had the opportunity to meet the goddess of the acting department that Zheng Hao said when he signed up.

When Su Xiaofan saw the girl, like the male compatriots around him, even his pupils instantly dilated a little.

Zheng Hao's aesthetics are very positive, and the person who came is indeed a beauty that even Su Xiaofan feels a little amazing.

With her hair tied behind her back, her white and red skin, her willow eyebrows, apricot eyes, and her cherry mouth, her face is like a porcelain doll that came out of a fairy tale.

But this pure and lovely face is matched with a hot body, convex and backward, with a golden ratio of four or six open body and legs......

is so superb, it's no wonder that even Zheng Hao, a big man, talks about it every day.

Wen Qingzhang Weiang couldn't help but nod and said: "Tong Yan **, indeed responsible." ”

Zheng Hao looked at Lao Ang with some surprise, and finally popped out four words:

"Clothed beast!"

I didn't think that Lao Ang was not angry at all, but replied lightly:

"Only the old cow is allowed to think about the tender grass, and not to show off the beauty?"

“……”

Zheng Hao suddenly felt that he had received 10,000 critical damage......

He touched his face meaningfully.

Well, after all, it's a man from the northwest, and his skin is indeed a little cracked and rough......

But it's not commensurate with an old cow, right?

The girl had already walked next to their instructor at this time, and the instructor had already seen it straight, and he didn't notice Zheng Hao and them talking below.

The girl obviously came to find the instructor, and during the conversation between the two, the instructor just nodded vigorously.

After they finished talking, the instructor found that the boys below were fiercely exchanging heads, and couldn't help but shout angrily:

"Who told you to talk? Isn't it too easy to stand in a military position? Everybody run five laps around the track and field for me!"

Although there was a commotion below, due to the instructor's obscenity, he had to start running obediently......

The sun in September was scorching, and everyone's clothes were soaked after two laps, and a few boys were dizzy and a little unbearable when they ran to the third lap.

Seeing this, the instructor was afraid that something would happen, so he hurriedly shouted to stop, and then took everyone to rest under the shade of the tree.

After everyone sat on the ground, the instructor pointed to the girl who had just come over and said:

"This is Tang Muxuan, a student from your acting department, she thinks that the girls' volleyball is too easy, and she took the initiative to apply for the boys' volleyball to come over, and wants to experience real military training, everyone applauds and welcomes!"

"Bang Bang!"

The third row suddenly crackled like thunder.

A few boys next to him also cast envious eyes.

Su Xiaofan knew that this girl's name was Tang Muxuan.

But take the initiative to ask for the men's volleyball team?

It's not a brain show, it's a personality, right?

Su Xiaofan's good impression of her suddenly disappeared by more than half.

The applause did not stop until the instructor waved his hand.

"You see, every girl in the family can muster up the courage to come to our boys' platoon, you guys, you guys, run a few laps but shout bitterly and tired, or I give you a chance, who wants to apply to go to the girls' platoon?"

Naturally, no one raised their hand below.

The instructor nodded with satisfaction, and then asked Tang Muxuan to choose a place to sit down and began to teach everyone to sing military songs.

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The rest of military training is actually the singing of military songs.

"Ah, discipline, discipline, discipline, discipline,

Familiar melodies soon resounded over the athletic field......

Tang Muxuan was sitting not far from Su Xiaofan, and the closest to her happened to be Li Li, who liked to be more serious.

He obviously wanted to go with Su Xiaofan, and this person was obviously a straight man with advanced cancer, so he said directly to Tang Muxuan:

"Are you a tease sent by the monkeys?"