Chapter 21 I pinched my fingers and knew that I had a grand marriage with the girl
Su Yujing saw that her four guards were all right, and her face immediately changed.
At this moment, Su Yujing is like a cold girl with no expression!
The words in his mouth are even colder:
"Hmph, classmate Liu Bei, your two stinky hands actually touched my legs! Your stinky mouth is really cheap! This girl swears, I will break your hand and break your mouth. The four guards obeyed the order, and now immediately break Liu Bei's hand for me, and break his mouth!"
Don't be ashamed!
This little girl, you're going to break my hand!
Someone's hand touched your leg, but it was also to treat your leg disease?
Where does my mouth stink?
Brother cures bad breath, and it works in minutes! How can your mouth stink?
This little girl actually changed her face immediately at this moment!
Liu Bei spread his hands:
"Su Xiaoman, you are really a little rude! I have seen it, you can turn your face faster than a book. I just healed your legs, and I also healed the hands and feet of your four major guards, and you have to order them to beat me now, is this ingratitude? Hmph, I see you, you can also change your name, just call 'Su Turn'!"
What?
Another nickname for me - Sue turned his face?!
Su Yu was so angry that he crossed his hands on his hips:
"Classmate Liu, are you an expert in nicknames? Call me 'Jingjing', and give me the name 'Su Xiaoman', and now you name me 'Su Turning Face'——!?
Not happy!
This guy, how can you give me three nicknames in one day?
He is not my person, how can he be so bold and give me so many nicknames in one breath?
And Su Yujing's four guards were immediately ready for battle.
But they didn't attack Liu Bei immediately.
A chubby tiger girl, but a straightforward person.
At this moment, the tiger girl was the first not afraid of offending Su Yujing, and said bluntly:
"Miss, this classmate Liu has indeed cured your leg disease. He also said, "Your leg disease will not recur within a month!" Just now, he also cured our leg and foot. We're going to hit him again now, and it's a bit ungrateful. ”
The other three girls were not as bold as the tiger girl, and they didn't dare to say it.
But at this moment, none of them wanted to beat Liu Bei again.
First, they knew that they were no match for Liu Bei.
Second, they really don't want to be ungrateful people who turn their faces faster than books!
Su Yujing saw that her four guards actually hesitated, and dared not to listen to her orders!
Somewhat depressed!
But Su Yujing herself also hesitated.
At this moment, Liu Bei, with a stunned face, said in a cold voice:
"Hehe, it's useless! With your four female guards, it's not worth tickling me!"
Speaking of this, Liu Bei raised his eyebrows, and continued:
"By the way, please don't call me classmate Liu! I don't like to pretend to be tender, what kind of classmate to be? No matter how bad my brother is, you have to be a teacher! You really can't find someone to call, call me brother, or call me Mr. Liu!"
Don't like to pretend to be tender?
You're already very tender and easy to cut?
The five female classmates, seeing Liu Bei's appearance, were a little rustic, but they were not very old, and they were about the same as them.
This guy is about the same age as them, and he doesn't like to pretend to be tender, and he wants to be a teacher!
"Poof——! you don't look like a teacher!"
Su Yujing complained, and continued:
"Mr. Liu, then, what is your origin? I do have some skills when I see you!"
Su Yujing finally asked Liu Bei's origin.
This shows that this little girl is already curious about Liu Bei!
Liu Bei stroked his hairstyle at this moment, with a somewhat spirited expression, and said loudly:
"Brother, I am a member of the Dao Sect, but all the Dao rules are not qualified to restrain me!"
What?
A man in the door?
All the rules of the Tao are not qualified to bind you?
Why don't you go to heaven?
Su Yujing's four female guards believed that Liu Bei was a little Taoist!
After all, Liu Bei's appearance is a person from the mountains at first glance.
Taoist priests are generally mountain people!
Taoist priest, that sounds like a very mysterious and powerful look.
In their eyes, Liu Bei is the kind of person who is very mysterious and powerful!
Su Yujing also suddenly realized and laughed:
"Oh, I really didn't see it, it turns out that you are a little Taoist. Excuse me, do you know how to do it? Do you know how to exorcise demons?"
In Su Yujing's impression, a Taoist priest is the kind of person who can do things and exorcise ghosts!
And Liu Bei, shaking two fingers:
"Nonono! Brother is a member of the Dao Sect, but it doesn't mean that I am a little Daoist!"
Speaking of which, Liu Bei was like an old pedant, popularizing science for Su Yujing:
"Daomen, there are many kinds! Heavenly Dao is one of Daomen, Immortal Dao is also one of Daomen, Humanity is also one of Daomen, Demon Dao is also one of Daomen, Demon Dao and Ghost Dao actually belong to Daomen!
Strictly speaking, the Tao gives birth to one, life is three, three changes to thirty-six, thirty-six gives birth to seventy-two gates, and seventy-two doors give rise to thousands of avenues!"
Listening to Liu Bei's popular science, the five girls felt that their heads were one size bigger.
Su Yujing couldn't help but complain:
"Stop, stop, stop! Don't popularize science anymore! You little Taoist priest is more uncomfortable than people in Buddhism chanting scriptures!"
Speaking of this, Su Yujing pointed at Liu Bei, and continued:
"Then which Dao sect do you belong to?"
Liu Bei raised his eyebrows and said a few words-
"Don't leak it!"
Cut!
The heavenly machine can't be leaked yet?!
The heavenly machine of wool is mysterious!
Su Yu's watery eyes turned, and he immediately struck with a smile:
"Don't pretend! Taoist is a respectable profession. You little Taoist priest, you are full of running trains, and you like to use your dirty hands to take advantage of others. If you are not a fake Taoist, you must be a bad Taoist who cultivates the left path of the sideways!"
Hiss!
Liu Bei couldn't help but gasp!
This little girl is really sharp and sharp, and she can hit people!
Say I'm a fake Taoist?
And say that I am cultivating the left path of the side door, and I am a bad Taoist?!
This eloquence is still not bad!
It's my fiancée!
At this moment, Liu Bei stroked his hairstyle and said happily:
"Haha, my brother is not a fake Taoist, a bad Taoist, or a side path of cultivation! My brother's cultivation is definitely the right way, but there is no need to tell you what the specific avenue is! In short, my brother is a legend, which can only be imitated, not surpassed!"
Speaking of this, Liu Bei stretched out a few fingers, pinched them, and continued:
"Su Yujing, my brother not only knows medical skills, but also fortune-telling! I will pinch my fingers now and calculate that I have a great marriage with you!"
What?
Do you also know how to tell fortunes?
You don't know how to tell fortunes, this girl doesn't care!
But can you actually calculate that you have a great marriage with this girl?
Look at your poor and sour appearance, it's impossible for you to fight with me, right?
Hum!
This is really typical - the toad wants to eat swan meat!
Call!
Su Yujing couldn't bear it anymore, and flew out towards Liu Bei with another kick!
Su Yujing's kick was eager to kick Liu Bei out of the earth!!