Chapter 463: I can't help but think of soap
Yang Xiaotian glanced at Director Qian carefully, sighed and said, "This is just your self-righteousness!"
Director Qian saw that Yang Xiaotian's expression had changed to "the mud can't support the wall", and he said to the people around him: "Young people, you will suffer a loss sooner or later!"
As he was talking, it was Yang Xiaotian's turn to go through customs. ,
The customs casually flipped through Yang Xiaotian's pass and asked, "The first time you came to Taiwan?"
Yang Xiaotian nodded: "First time!"
"Then how do you feel about Taiwan?" asked the round-faced customs, although this question was quite ordinary, anyone could hear that the other party was playing officially.
Yang Xiaotian smiled and said: "Generally speaking, Taipei is also a big city, but in terms of the construction of this airport......" Speaking of this, he looked left and right and said, "I don't think it's as good as the airports of many cities in the mainland!"
"Heh!" the other party said disdainfully from his nose, "The airport on your mainland may be good, but it is all the people's fat and people's ointment used by your leaders to collect money, and if you spend one billion, 900 million yuan must go into the leaders' pockets! Like our Treasure Island, what does it matter if the airport breaks down? What we care about is not the outside, but the inside! Do you know what is the most beautiful thing about the Treasure Island?"
Yang Xiaotian was dumbfounded when he heard this, he knew for the first time that it was broken, and it could also be said that it was so high-sounding, he asked a little distractedly: "What is the most beautiful?"
"Oh, the most beautiful scenery of Treasure Island is people! Not only are men and women beautiful, but also super humane, let me tell you, this is what the people of your ** country can't feel!"
Director Qian whispered in the back: "Look, the current world newspaper is coming, you have to keep a low profile when you come out, he is going to be troubled, I hope it won't affect us!"
"Yes, that's what Director Qian said!"
Yang Xiaotian smiled and said, "The most beautiful thing is a person? I thought it was a fraudster!"
Hearing this, the round-faced customs looked displeased and said, "The Kenyan side didn't say that they were guilty, how can you talk like that?"
"That's what I said, what's the matter?" Yang Xiaotian looked menacing.
This attitude really shocked the round-faced customs, and the round-faced customs pouted, thinking that I won't fight with your barbaric Agongzai, I want to use my wisdom to defeat you!
So he asked, "What are you doing on Treasure Island?"
"Definitely not here to learn fraud!" Yang Xiaotian said casually, seeing that the customs had a wrong face, he said, "Haha, I'll just make a joke! Didn't I write it very clearly above? I came to report that I was attending a meeting!"
"This meeting ......," the round-faced customs officer said after looking at it for a while, "I think you came to Treasure Island for a purpose!"
"What do you mean?" Yang Xiaotian asked.
"It's very simple, you definitely want to stay in Taiwan when you come to Baodao, either to work as an illegal worker or to wander! I know, the freedom and democracy of our Baodao is very attractive to you living in the ** society on the mainland!" said the round-faced customs with confidence.
Yang Xiaotian looked surprised, and complained: "What age is this, in this era, there are still people who are talking about ideology when they open their mouths and close their mouths!"
"I'm talking about democracy, you brainwashed by the mainland!" said the round-faced customs.
"Heh, I'm really laughing to death!" Yang Xiaotian pouted and said, "You should really look at the world and see who is brainwashed, thinking that a broken island is the first in the world!"
"Are you still coming to the broken island?" the round-faced customs immediately counterattacked, "I now suspect that you want to stay on the treasure island illegally, so I have the right not to let you enter!"
Director Qian watched from behind, with an expression that was not afraid of big things, and even had a faint sense of expectation.
Yang Xiaotian said: "Do you think I come rarely?"
"It's funny, why are you here?" asked the round-faced customs.
Yang Xiaotian no longer spoke, but opened the backpack he was carrying, took out an invitation letter from it, threw it in front of the round-faced customs, and said: "If it weren't for your National Taiwan University School of Medicine inviting me to come, you think I wanted to come to this broken island? Do you know what we all say is called coming here? It's called Brave Death Island, hehe......"
The round-faced customs took the invitation with a blank face, and before he opened it, he saw the logo of the University above, and he was a little surprised.
National Taiwan University still has a special status in the hearts of the people of Treasure Island, especially Taipei, they feel that this is the highest university around them, and graduating from National Taiwan University also means a good job with a lot of income, as well as a guarantee for future career development.
"Invite Mr. Yang Xiaotian to participate in the International Symposium on Cardiovascular and Cerebrovascular Diseases organized by the National Taiwan University School of Medicine......"
The round-faced security guard just glanced at it, and the whole person froze.
In his eyes, he could see that there was nothing wrong with this invitation.
Yang Xiaotian asked, "What? Do you want to confirm with National Taiwan University? After all, ...... What if I think you're good here and stay with you to do some illegal work?"
The round-faced security guard said with a deflated face: "No, no need, please come in......"
After speaking, he bowed and made a "please" gesture.
Yang Xiaotian clipped the invitation back with his index finger and middle finger, and while putting it in his bag, he walked through the customs checkpoint, looking relaxed and casual.
Director Qian in the back was really dumbfounded.
Outside the airport, there was a bus prepared by Yang Xiaotian in advance, and a carload of people got on the bus.
As soon as he got into the car, Yang Xiaotian heard Jia Yaowen greet him: "Doctor Yang, sit here, sit here!"
When Jia Yaowen didn't call him, he could still pretend to be air, but Jia Yaowen called him, and it was not good for him to go over.
So he deliberately slowed down and walked over, and said with a smile: "Director Jia, is there no one sitting here?"
"You just sit down!" Jia Yaowen said with a smile, and when Yang Xiaotian sat down, he couldn't hide his curiosity and asked, "Doctor Yang, what did you just show the customs?
Although Yang Xiaotian was impatient, he still said patiently: "Yes, the invitation letter from the National Taiwan University School of Medicine!"
"Can you show me?" Jia Yaowen salivated.
"Okay, no problem!" Yang Xiaotian said as he took out the invitation from the bag on his lap.
Jia Yaowen took the invitation with both hands, looked at the cover carefully, and let out a sound of admiration in his mouth, and then opened it and read it carefully.
At the end, he turned on the camera and took a picture.
After taking a closer look at the effect, he nodded with satisfaction.
Then he casually threw the invitation to Yang Xiaotian, and began to make it up with the beautification function on his mobile phone.
When Yang Xiaotian saw this scene, he felt that this uncle in his fifties, could it be that his usual hobby is taking selfies?
When I think about it, I shudder, and I can't help but think of soap or something......