Chapter 016: A Winning Gamble
16. Winning bets
"What a lottery, say it and listen to it!" Huang Wenjing said.
"Well......" I deliberately groaned and said, "That's it, the winner won't have to do any work in the dormitory in the future, and the three who lost will take turns to do his work and wash clothes!"
"Okay!" Huang Wenjing agreed without thinking about it, after all, one of the four people won and there were two backs, besides, he was not as good as the eldest brother and the third brother in terms of appearance, but in terms of playing tricks, who would still be his opponent?
"Okay, Ouyang, as the eldest brother of our dormitory, can you start first?" Huang Wenjing said with a smile. Generally speaking, no matter what you do, the first person who goes up does not have a high chance of success, and the second person may not succeed! Because although the first person did not succeed, he did half of the work, and the matter has been loosened somewhat, and the second person may be able to get things done as soon as he goes up again!
So from a probabilistic point of view, the chances of the second person succeeding are very high!
And the third person has a good chance of success, because if he does the same thing again, the person will probably get impatient!
The fourth person is relatively difficult, because if the first three people don't get it, the fourth person will not be much better off doing the same thing! The person is already numb, so it won't have any effect at all!
And Huang Wenjing is the second, that is to say, theoretically speaking, he has the highest success rate! No wonder he is so proud!
Ouyang Tianqi is not stupid, he naturally knows that the first one to play is usually on the back, but there is no way, who makes himself a big brother!
So he thought about it for a while, and suddenly shouted, "Huh, the school leader is here!"
Ouyang Tianqi's trick can be described as very subtle, and he has a good grasp of the psychology of the vast majority of students, at this moment the students are talking nonsense to each other, and when they heard that the leader was coming, they immediately quieted down and looked at us one after another!
However, Zhao Yanyan didn't have any effect, and stood there quietly!
I laughed secretly in my heart, I underestimated Zhao Yanyan too much, this girl has been with me for the past few years, and she has long practiced the ability to be unfazed.
Seeing that there was no leader at all, the classmates in the class suddenly sighed, looked at Ouyang Tianqi with disdain, looked at this guy a little embarrassed, and hurriedly lowered their heads.
This time it was Huang Wenjing's turn, this guy pondered, how can he win with one blow? After thinking for a long time, what is attractive to a beautiful woman? Money? Looking at the dress of this beautiful classmate, she looks like a little princess of a rich family! It seems that the money route is not working! And what about the others? Handsome guy! By the way, no woman can resist the temptation of Prince Charming!
"This handsome guy, may I ask who you are looking for?" Huang Wenjing exclaimed.
Sure enough, many girls stopped talking and began to look for handsome guys! But where is Zhao Yanyan an ordinary girl! I think she ignored other men except for me who were interested.
Huang Wenjing saw that she had failed and sighed. And because of Huang Wenjing's voice, those girls all set their eyes on me and Ouyang Tianqi!
Seeing this, Huang Wenjing smiled apologetically and said, "Big brother, third brother, don't blame me, haha! But it's not bad for you two to take the opportunity to find a girlfriend!"
Ouyang Tianqi and I gave him a look to go back and clean up after you, and this kid suddenly stopped a lot.
It was my turn to play, but Chu Gao took the lead and said, "Third brother, let me try it first!" It seems that Chu Gao is not stupid, he knows that the last person to play is the weakest, so he strikes first!
I don't care, anyway, this is a gamble that everyone else will lose and I will win!
Chu Gao, this kid is also ingenious, he is worthy of growing up in the capital since he was a child, and his ideas are really trendy!
I only heard this kid shouting, "I'm sorry, I don't like men!!"
As soon as Chu Gao's words came out, even the classmates in other classes looked at it, but Zhao Yanyan was still unmoved, as if she hadn't heard it.
Actually, I know Zhao Yanyan's surname very well! If she hadn't met me, this girl would have been the same as in her previous life, and she wouldn't fake any boys!
Everyone saw Chu Gao, who looked white, and they all had a chill, but this kid's face was quite big, and he looked like he didn't care!
All three of them failed! The only hope was for me! The three of them looked at me with ambiguous expressions, like looking at a doomed loser!
"Haha, it looks like I'm the only one left!" I said grinningly.
"I don't believe we can't handle it, you can do it!" Chu Gao said.
"That's it, third child, don't look foreign, I feel ashamed enough for a while!" Ouyang Tianqi said.
"Hey, I still don't believe it!Third child, if you can succeed, don't say it's on duty for you, it's okay to buy breakfast for you every morning!" Huang Wenjing saw that I was expressionless, thinking that I had retreated, and hurriedly said aggressively. In his opinion, the three of them are all out of foreign appearances, how can I hide!
"Oh, really?" I asked deliberately.
"The eldest brother and the fourth child prove!" Huang Wenjing said.
"Okay, then I'll try it!" I laughed in my heart!
I cleared my throat and exclaimed, "Wife!"
As soon as I spoke, Ouyang Tianqi, Huang Wenjing, and Chu Gao all looked at me like stupid x! But what happened next made the three of them completely stupid!
I saw that the beautiful woman, Zhao Yanyan, actually turned around and said softly to me, "Husband, is there something wrong?"
"It's alright, it's alright!" I said, shaking my head. Zhao Yanyan turned around again. Fortunately, my voice was relatively quiet, and I didn't attract the attention of the other classmates like those three people, otherwise I would have become the public enemy of the boys!
When the three of them saw the scene in front of them, they immediately collapsed.
After a long time, Ouyang Tianqi reflected and said, "Isn't it...... Third, ...... is she?"
"That's right, she's my wife!" I said with an innocent face.
"Damn, third child, you cheat me!" Huang Wenjing smiled bitterly, which was more ugly than crying.
Chu Gao was also unconvinced and said, "Third brother, you are cheating!"
"Cheating? No, you came up with the rules of the game, and besides, you didn't ask me if I knew her!" I said.
"My breakfast!" Huang Wenjing said depressedly.
"That's it, the third child, you're so uninteresting, you don't want to tell everyone that you have such a beautiful girlfriend!" Ouyang Tianqi echoed.
"Holy. I'll just say that the third child is a fierce man! In the future, I, Huang Wenjing, will mess with you and recognize you as the boss!" Huang Wenjing said.
"I'll give way!" Ouyang Tianqi said: "In the future, the boss of our 301 will be Liu Lei!"
"I'm in favor!" Chu Gao said.
Thus, the new boss of 301 was born. It was from this time that I truly became the core of my brothers, and all three of them became my heroes under my leadership.
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On the rostrum of the stadium, an old man came up, I knew him in my previous life, he was the president of Huaxia University and an academician of the Central Academy of Sciences of Huaxia.
After the old man took the stage, the stadium instantly fell silent, and the IQ of the students who could be admitted to Huaxia was not low, and they knew that the old man on the rostrum at the moment must be a leader! No one was so stupid as to go to the point of stabbing on the first day of school, after all, it was something that no one wanted to see if they had just gone to school and had a punishment to memorize.
The old man saw that the students were quiet, so he nodded, he was very satisfied with the situation. After all, the old man was a scientist and was not very good at reprimanding others, and if the student behaved too poorly, he really didn't know what to say.
"Students, welcome to Huaxia University!" the old man said slowly.
The students below immediately raised their heads and looked at the old man, it seems that their guess is correct, this must be an important leader of the school, but most of the eyes are impatient and helpless, because from primary school to middle school to high school, every time the principal speaks at the beginning of the school is a meaningless tirade, and some can even repeat a sentence for a morning, which makes these elite students how can they stand it!
But it can't be helped!
"My name is Xu Zhenglei, and I'm your headmaster!" the old man continued. Sure enough, as soon as the old man's words came out, many of the students below began to sigh, and it seemed that the tirade was about to start again! What he didn't expect was that Xu Zhenglei actually changed his words and said: "I have a habit of talking nonsense, that is, I don't like to talk nonsense! You all know that the freshmen will have a collective military training in the next month, and this is originally a mobilization meeting, but what I want to say is that there is nothing to say! Say a bunch of meaningless words of encouragement, that is all bullshit! What kind of mobilization? Bullshit! Isn't there no military training if you don't mobilize? After mobilizing you, will you willingly participate in the military training? Okay, you are all high-achieving students, you know what I mean! In short, I hope that you will take this military training seriously, and perhaps you will remember this military training in a few years in the future, and it will be a good memory!" After speaking, the old man got up and walked off the rostrum. Immediately afterwards, a man who claimed to be the head of the school's physical education department took the stage and began his tirade, and the students below were shocked and commented: This is the difference between people! Why can some people be the principal, while others can only be the head of the department!
I've already experienced these things once in my previous life, and like most people at the time, I thought the director was talking too much, but today it sounds like reliving old memories, and it's fun.
"Teacher! Someone fainted!"
(To be continued)