Noble son of the poor family (100)

On this day, the rain stopped.

The air outside is refreshing. The fourth master was rarely free, and together with Lin Yutong, he accompanied Yin Lao Er and the Qian family around the garden at home.

This season, only lotus pods can be picked in the lake. Occasionally, a few fish swim by, but they don't arouse people's interest. These domesticated ones are really far from the wild ones.

The four of them sat on the edge of the pavilion, and Yin Lao Er said in a low voice: "Your uncle and your third uncle have returned to the capital, do you know?"

Hei Qi has already reported it.

The fourth master nodded, "Come back, come back." Saburo is raised in the house. Can you still make them hungry?"

Yin Lao Er nodded: "That's what I said, they came to the door to ask to see, but I blocked it." What does it mean to see what you can't see? Saburo's child, who used to look like things didn't work, but now he has grown. I heard that there is a lot of money to be made. I haven't said anything excessive to the idlers who are kept at home. It's quite generous. ”

If you have money, you will naturally not instigate. Money is the waist pole of man.

The fourth master nodded noncommittally, this is not San Lang's generosity, it is San Lang who has come to his senses. I know what it means to give him a knighthood.

Qian peeled out the pomegranate seeds and served them all to Lin Yutong to eat.

Lin Yutong smiled and handed it to Mama Su, "Pound it into juice and bring it over." ”

As he was talking, Wu Chunlai walked in with a fold and presented it to the fourth master, "This is what Master Li presented." ”

Lee Ji Sun?

The fourth master took the fold, glanced at it casually, and handed it to Lin Yutong, Lin Yutong took it in his hand and looked at it, and almost laughed out loud.

It turned out that Li Jishan arranged a very unusual background for the fourth master in the enthronement edict.

"What's wrong?" Yin Lao Er couldn't help but ask when he saw that the fourth master and his wife both had smiling expressions.

The fourth master took the fold from Lin Yutong's hand and said with a smile: "There is nothing that cannot be said." This is what the following man wrote about the birth of his son, or would the son tell you about it?"

Yin Lao Er nodded, "Then you have to miss it, when you were born, they didn't know you." Except for me and your mother, no one else can know about this. It can't be more detailed than we know. As he spoke, he bumped into Qian, "Did you say yes, damn." ”

Qian deeply thinks that her son was born to her, who knows better than her?

The fourth master coughed, and then smiled: "This Mr. Fukuda, that's what I wrote. He said, "Daddy, one day, I dreamed of a big golden dragon......"

"Pull it down!" Yin Lao Er twitched the corners of his mouth, "At that time, I couldn't eat enough, and I still dreamed of the big golden dragon? If you want to dream, you can only dream of the big black pig." No matter how bad it is, it's also a fat chicken. It is also possible that the cauliflower snake is not a big golden dragon. ”

As soon as he said this, the people around him immediately lowered their heads.

Qian pulled Yin's second child, signaled him to shut up, and continued to listen.

The fourth master said: "When my father dreamed of a big golden dragon, suddenly, there was a sound of thunder and lightning, which shook the earth! Dad you were awakened, so you went out to check, and as a result, the golden dragon flew directly out of the door, and pounced into my mother's arms, and then disappeared." Immediately after, my mother became pregnant. ”

"!" Yin Lao Er jumped up all of a sudden, "Your mother is pregnant, that's your father and my credit." If it's someone else's work, I can't take a break. ”

Qian slapped the back of Yin Laoer's hand and told him to shut up.

But Yin Lao Er was aggrieved, "Damn, Lao Tzu has long known that these scholars have a lot of fancy intestines." Obviously he is Lao Tzu's son, if he is asked to move his pen, why does our own son have nothing to do with Lao Tzu and me?"

The fourth master smiled and continued: "When my mother was pregnant, she went to the river at the edge of the village to take a bath......"

Before he finished reading a sentence, Qian slammed the table, his face flushed with anger. Who is not ashamed to go to the crowded river to take a bath?

Yin Lao Er was calm this time, "Don't be angry! Don't be angry! ”

The fourth master glanced at the two of them and continued to laugh: "When my mother was bathing in the river, the sound of drums suddenly came from the sky, and then the colorful auspicious clouds floated over from the sky. After reaching the top of my mother's head, it turned into a colorful exercise, and it came down in a swaying way, wrapped directly around my mother's body, and covered my mother's body......"

"Fuck it. Yin Lao Er scolded: "Isn't this a bad person? He turned his head to look at Qian, "Those years were sad, God is pitiful, I definitely didn't ask you to wear less clothes." At that time, I bought cotton cloth for your mother, and I made clothes out of linen cloth and used cotton cloth for you and your brother. If that's the case, I'll be in the morning with your mother. ”

The fourth master ignored Yin Lao Er's vomit, and continued to say with a smile: "After my mother took a bath, the whole river suddenly became red and brilliant, and countless three-foot-long carps jumped up and ......."

"If that's true, our family has made a fortune by fishing. Yin Lao Er snorted, "If your mother can really wash out so many carp, you can ask your mother to soak in the river every day." ”

The angry Qian exhaled and slapped him again. Lin Yutong couldn't hold back anymore and laughed directly.

This imagination is really not ordinary.

The fourth master also laughed, and there was no way to continue, so he had to close the fold and say to Yin Lao Er and Qian: "Listen to your second elder, your son is no longer a human being, but a god in other people's wonderful writings." ”

"You've become a god. Yin Lao Er snorted, "But no matter how I hear it, I think I'm a demon with your mother." He then sighed, "Your father is not confused, you know what these old men are writing this for? Everyone sang it in that play, and when the emperor was born, he had a vision." Everyone has it, how can we not have it? What is this emperor, isn't he just a god in the world? When everyone regards you as a god, can they be both respectful and afraid. Even if we know that we are not gods, we must make the people feel that we are gods. If there is no god to bow to, it cannot be said to be human. I know this truth, your father. That's it. "Very aggrieved.

The fourth master patted Yin Er's hand, "Dad, can my son still call you an old grievance?" He threw the fold to Wu Chunlai casually, "This thing, the more you listen to it, the more it looks like a drama, it's very fake! It's also very false! I'm my father's son, this, if you say it, you can't change it." He looked at Lin Yutong and said, "I think this edict should be bluntly stated, bluntly saying that we are the poorest family." I can't afford to go to school, I can't afford to study......"

Before Lin Yutong could speak, Wu Chunlai on the side answered: "Master, if you say these painful and embarrassing things, I'm afraid it will defile the dragon power of the Son of Heaven." ”

The fourth master waved his hand: "This dragon is not supported by the dragon robe on his body and the dragon chair under his buttocks." As long as it is an emperor, it is wearing tattered clothes and squatting on a wooden stake, it is also an emperor. If you weren't for the emperor, you would be blowing the sky again, and it would only be a joke. As he spoke, he waved his hand, "Okay, send it to Li Jishan." Spread the meaning of the master. ”

Wu Chun glanced at Lin Yutong, and saw Lin Yutong smiling and nodding, without any intention of persuasion, so he turned around and went out.

"Shiro, okay?" Yin Lao Er rubbed his hands, "Your reputation and mine were not very good before. Your mother is ...... again Can't speak. The ugliness of this father and mother has affected you. ”

"What's ugly?" The fourth master comforted: "From nothing to the lord of the world, my son not only thinks that this background is not ugly, but it is very glorious." People will think that such a mud-legged emperor who has not even washed the mud on his legs is really remarkable! Where can he laugh at him? Who would dare to laugh at him?"

The expressions of the two of them who said this improved.

On the other side, Li Jishan was stunned with the returned edict of enthronement, and it was not until the little boy came in to hold the lamp that he came to his senses, "Tell me to go down, prepare a sedan chair!" ”

Liu Shuquan was really surprised by Li Jishan's visit for a moment.

"Senior brother, your noble feet on the ground make me very frightened. Liu Shuquan greeted the person with a smile and said politely again and again.

Li Jishan waved his hand: "Senior brother, don't squeeze your senior brother and me." He shook the edict in his hand and shook it, "No, the edict that has been written, I want to ask my junior brother to polish it." ”

Liu Shuquan personally held the tea and went over, "Don't dare to polish it, who doesn't know that senior brother is a wonderful pen." ”

"If I am a brilliant pen, junior brother, you are like a huge pen. Li Jishan couldn't help but stuff the edict over, "Even if you point fingers, senior brother is grateful." ”

Liu Shuquan raised his eyes and glanced at Li Jishan before looking down. After a while, he said: "Judging from the bottom down, there is nothing wrong. ”

Li Jishan twisted his eyebrows and asked, "Is there really anything wrong?"

"There's nothing wrong with that. Liu Shuquan's tone was very affirmative. He closed the fold, "However, the fourth master may not like it." You've been returned, yes and no?"

Li Jishan took a breath: "It seems that the junior brother understands the fourth master's mind better." It's just that, in this way, this edict can be regarded as setting a precedent. ”

"The senior brother who drafted the edict can also follow the fame through the ages. Liu Shuquan smiled and handed it back through the fold.

Li Jishan looked at Liu Shuquan's expression and made sure that he didn't think it was inappropriate because he wanted to modify the content of the excerpt, so he breathed a sigh of relief, "You are not only the first in the dynasty, but even your mouth is also the best in the dynasty." There is no other way to do it. ”