Chapter 151, let's learn cat meow together
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The long sword slashed across the rock, flashing the debut spark, and more than a dozen people all had smiling expressions, like a pack of hungry wolves surrounding a group of weak little sheep.
Seeing this scene, those people from the Shushan Sword Sect suddenly felt almost suffocated, the other party had so many spiritual weapons, they could destroy them in minutes!
"Everyone, please calm your anger!" The sword idiot hurriedly said: "Isn't it just five thousand spirit stones? I'll call someone to send it, why bother with swords and soldiers? Yes, as the so-called heaven has the virtue of a good life, don't hurt your peace because of this little thing!"
Do you dare to move?
Can't.
Are you afraid?
Fear!
Well, this is the inner monologue of the sword idiot, five thousand spirit stones is a lot, but what is it compared to his life?
As long as there is no Jindan Transformation Baby, he is not the opponent of these Jindan Stage Cultivators at all, and the spiritual weapons in their hands are enough to make up for the gap in the realm between them.
"I don't want to say anything else, I'll just ask you, are you convinced?" Wu Daozi spoke.
"Convinced!" The sword idiot wanted to cry, as the existence of the head of the six super sects, he never thought that he would be so aggrieved, this was already a slap in the face.
However, the sword idiot is really convinced, and he dare not disagree.
"Are you convinced?" Wu Daozi looked at the old man behind the sword idiot, who was the great elder of the Shushan Sword Sect.
"I... "Wu Chu is naturally unconvinced, in terms of cultivation, he is second only to the sword idiot, even if these people in the Xishan Nursing Home join forces, it will be difficult to hurt him in the slightest, but now he must get his arrogant head underneath.
Wu Daozi snorted coldly: "Remember one thing, I don't care who you are or what powerful cultivation you have, but since you have come to my Xishan Nursing Home, you have to be obedient, otherwise Dao Ye will not mind playing a cool song for you." ”
"Don't let them cool off, let them sing a song of conquest en masse!" suggested Ghost Puzi.
"This plan is a great good!"
"I'll see it!"
A group of old guys in Xishan Nursing Home have expressed their positions.
Burst!
The sword idiot has an urge to vomit blood, I really regret not taking a look at the yellow calendar before going out today, if not, how can I be forced to sing and conquer?
Mo Bei couldn't stand it anymore: "It is said that beating people does not slap their faces, how can there be such a thing as you? Isn't singing conquest bullying people?"
Hearing this, the people of the Shushan Sword Sect were moved in their hearts, although those old things in the Xishan Nursing Home were all bastards, but the director of the Xishan Nursing Home was a sensible person!
At this time, Mo Bei's voice sounded again: "It's not good to sing conquest, just let them sing a song to learn to meow, this song is more interesting, and catchy, not like conquest, it has the taste of humiliating others, well, just sing and learn to meow!"
Burst!
The sword idiot vomited blood, really vomited blood, and his rush to attack the heart caused the blood qi to flow backwards, so he spurted out a mouthful of blood.
"Dean's mercy!"
Thirteen old goods were moving towards Mobei at the same time.
Be merciful, you are paralyzed!
The people of the Shushan Sword Sect scolded Mo Bei in their hearts, they wanted to sing conquest more than singing and learning to meow, yes, they would rather be humiliated than sing the song of learning cats, singing this song is simply a way to humiliate them!
"Which of you can sing and learn to meow?" Fu Ning looked at the people from the Shushan Sword Sect.
"I... , I'll sing a few words!" Feng Yun slowly raised his hand.
Fu Ning nodded: "Since you can sing, then you can take them to sing together." One thing you have to remember is to be vocal and emulate the cat's movements, such as licking the back of your hand. ”
"Dean Mo, the so-called killing is not too much, you are a bit excessive, right?" Jian was furious, his face was gloomy.
A cold light flashed in Mo Bei's eyes: "Since the sword idiot predecessors have said so, then I have no choice but to fulfill you." ”
Scold!
Dao Dao's astonishing sword qi bloomed above the thirteen spirit weapons, causing the temperature to drop by a few degrees suddenly.
Seeing that Wu Daozi and the others were about to make a move, the sword idiot said in a loud voice: "Dean Mo misunderstood what I meant, I misunderstood, I want to say that I am a person with a phobia of choice, since you have said that you have sung to conquer and learn to meow, how can you only sing one?"
What can a sword idiot do?
He was also desperate, but now he had to make compromises.
"Find accompaniment, listen to the song!" Mo Bei waved his hand and glanced at Wu Daozi.
"Okay!"
Wu Daozi immediately took out his mobile phone, and then found the accompaniment of the first conquest, although the people of the Shushan Sword Sect do not live in the world, but in order to keep up with the times, they also pay attention to things in the outside world, such as news broadcasts, and things in the entertainment industry, so whether it is conquest or learning to meow... Heard.
So, a song full of humiliation sounded over the Xishan Nursing Home, although their five notes were incomplete and their singing was not neat, but it sounded very joyful.
Especially when singing and learning to meow, everyone who watched the action of a group of people licking the back of their hands laughed out loud, which is not just funny, but feels very cheap and cheap.
In the end, Mo Bei waved his hand impatiently: "A few of you dispersed first, the so-called visitors are guests, we can't lose the courtesy, you hurry up and chop firewood to cook, tonight we will treat all the seniors of the Shushan Sword Sect!"
Hearing this, the resentment towards Mo Bei in the sword idiot's heart disappeared a little, although the fact that this guy made them sing was very unpleasant, but it was not difficult to see that he was a person with clear grievances.
Thinking about it from another perspective, if someone else kills the Shushan Sword Sect, they will definitely not let each other sing two songs, I have to say that this Mo Bei is really a benevolent person!
"Yes!"
Wu Daozi and the others agreed, and then went to chop wood by themselves.
Puff puff!
Watching those people in the Xishan Nursing Home chopping wood with spiritual weapons, the hearts of the sword idiots and others are dripping blood, and they are violently dispatching heavenly things, they are violently dispatching heavenly things!
Yaya, this kind of weapon should be treasured, but they are used to chop wood, don't you know that the spirit weapon has a spirit? Aren't you afraid of being attacked by the spirit weapon?
"Everyone sit at will, don't be nervous!" Mo Bei looked at the people from the Shushan Sword Sect, and then said: "I want to know a little bit, why did you come to my Xishan Nursing Home to make trouble, and how did you know about me and the Qiqi girl!"
"Back to Dean Mo, it was Heavenly Master Palace Hu Xinyi who told me about you and Senior Sister Qiqi!" Feng Yun said respectfully.
"This woman is really a thief!" A cold light flashed in Mo Bei's eyes.
"What does Dean Mo mean by this?" the sword idiot couldn't help but ask.
Mo Bei said lightly: "It's nothing, I have a little holiday with the woman surnamed Hu, and she tried to kill me several times to no avail." ”
The sword idiot suddenly stood up, with an angry expression written on his face: "In other words, our Shushan Sword Sect was used as a sword?"