Chapter 326: The Clown of Sanqu Village Doing Good (Asking for Monthly Tickets, Recommended Tickets)
The clown came back to his senses, and Xiaoyu was no longer in his arms.
"What about Xiaoyu, how did it turn into a jar?" asked the clown quickly.
"Don't panic, I'll take Xiaoyu away, you don't have a task now, you can go to the factory with peace of mind. Yu Mu smiled.
The clown is not a fool, the light rain is not there now, and Yumu is also fighting with Karui, so if he doesn't run at this time, he will run and slip away along the wall.
Since Yu Mu was already planning to pull him on the boat, how could he let him go so easily, the bone scimitar in his hand swept and swept towards the wall on the clown's side.
Under this blow, there was another crack in the wall, which crossed with the previous knife marks, and immediately broke a large hole.
The workers in the factory were busy putting out the fire, and Karui's men were all out at this time.
Through the big hole, the clown and several of Kalu's men in the factory stared at each other frantically.
"That, I'm just passing by, sorry to interrupt ......"
Although the clown was indeed just passing by, how could these people believe it, and they greeted the clown directly with weapons one by one.
No matter what the clown says, he is also the leader of the clown pirates, and he is chased and cut by such a group of miscellaneous fish, even if he is face-saving.
Seeing that a few people were really afraid to come out of the big hole and cut themselves, the clown hurriedly slipped to the main gate and yelled at several people: "You stinky ass, you are really a bully when you are uncle! Believe it or not, your uncle will take your kennel away!"
It took a few of his men a long time to get out of the big hole, and when they saw that the clown had slipped into the factory, they rushed back to the "hole" in a rage.
Each of these men was tall, and the hole grew bigger and bigger, and in the end, the wall on this side became more and more fragile.
The clown looked at the gaping hole in the wall, thinking that they had forced it.
Lift your foot and take out a black iron ball from your shoe.
"A great gift for you!"
The iron ball in the clown's hand is a self-made bomb made by the gunpowder master of their pirate group, although it is not big, but it is not small.
A few people didn't have much contact with the clown before, and they didn't know this "iron bullet".
The black fat man was scared half to death by Yu Mu just now, and now he saw that the clown looked like a weak chicken, and he slashed at the iron bullet with half a sickle.
This knife went down, directly detonated the iron bullet, and several people flew upside down, hitting the wall with a "boom".
The wall that had been opened with a big hole was already fragile enough, but after being hit by these big men like this, it couldn't support it anymore and fell down with a bang.
The aftermath of the bomb was still reverberating in all directions, striking the walls and equipment around it.
"Boom, boom!"
The flames detonated the gas drums one by one, causing a series of explosions.
At this moment, the clown thought that since the bombing had already been blown up, he would simply stop doing it and directly take over the factory.
Two more iron bullets smashed into the factory, crashing into the two support pillars in the factory.
The clown turned his face and saw that Karui and Yumu were gone, and several of his foolish men were about to be buried alive, so that no one knew that he blew up the factory.
When everything was done, the clown slipped away and burrowed into the woods beside him.
Not far from the factory, Karui suddenly heard a violent explosion behind him, and hurriedly swung a few knives to distance himself from Yumu.
Looking back, the factory had begun to collapse, billowing black smoke.
"How dare you send someone to blow up Lord Shikui's factory!" Karui was completely furious, thinking that if he didn't capture Yumu back, he was afraid that he would not be able to make a deal.
Yu Mu was not in a hurry to make a move, he looked light-hearted, and replied leisurely: "This medicine can be eaten indiscriminately, but words cannot be said indiscriminately." I'm alone, not like you have so many men. ”
Karui glared at Yu Mu viciously, thinking that it would be better to go back and see the situation first, and he couldn't entangle with him any longer.
With a flying kick, several quick knives immediately broke away from their bodies and stabbed towards Yu Mu.
Yu Mu flashed over, and looked at it again, and there was no longer Kalu's figure.
At this moment, there was a slight commotion in the big tree on the side.
"Come out. Yu Mu shouted at the tree, shooting a stone from his hand.
"Eh!"
The clown hiding in the tree was directly hit by Yumu's flying stone, covered his head and scolded: "Do your work and throw me stones, are you human or not!"
"I may not really be a 'human' to you. Yu Mu smiled lightly and praised, "I didn't expect you to be quite neat." ”
"That's, when I was a clown, the 'king bomb' was blown, but it's a pity that my few 'king bombs', it costs a lot of money to build a secret weapon, that's my food expenses for a month......"
Seeing that the clown was selling miserably here, Yu Mu casually threw more than 200 knife coins.
"Take it, material fee. ”
Looking at this bag of knife coins, the clown's eyes began to glow, and he counted with his fingers: "Actually, this is only the material cost, as well as the processing fee, labor cost, feeding fee, copyright fee, ......."
"What a mess, hurry up, be careful and hundreds of people will come with knives to chop you up. Yu Mu waved his hand and ran towards Xiaoyu's house.
"Lord Ben is still not afraid of being chopped, no matter how he chops, is he not afraid of having a temper?" said the clown as he walked leisurely behind him.
"You're not afraid of being chopped, but if you are skewered on skewers and roasted on the fire, I don't know if you, the demon spirit, can still protect you. ”
"You...... Who are you scaring about?"
Although the clown said that he was not afraid, he couldn't help but run under his feet.
I thought that if I was really caught by those people and roasted on the fire, even if there was a "split demon spirit" in my body, it would definitely be cooked.
The soles of your feet are oiled and you are good to go.
The two men came and went faster, and it didn't take long for them to return to the thatched hut.
As soon as the clown entered Xiaoyu's house, he saw a large bucket of water and a bag of knife coins.
"You got this for that little girl?" asked the clown, hugging Da Mu Tong in surprise.
You know, so much water can only be obtained by superior people, that is, pirates of a certain size.
Not to mention a child like Xiaoyu, even the villagers in Sanqu can't get so much water at all.
"Listen to your master, and I'll send you a bucket when I get back. Yu Mu took the opportunity to say.
"Then I'll just worship you as a teacher!" The clown's eyes suddenly began to glow, and he felt that he was in the hands of a rich man.
"You have it, I don't want an apprentice like you. Yu Mu replied in disgust.
With a snap of his fingers, he sent Xiaoyu out.
The clown was even more surprised when he saw Xiaoyu wearing new clothes on her body.
"I said what kind of demon spirit did you eat, this ability is too much, right?"
"I can't explain it to you, come on, you can just eat a bunch of me. ”
"Then why haven't you blown it up yet?"
"Where are there so many problems, your uncle is very busy!"
At the moment, Shi Kui's factory has been destroyed, and it will not be long before the water quality of the river will be restored, so Yu Mu decides to leave here and hurry to make peace with Jiuge.
"Xiaoyu, I'm going to find someone, and your apprentice will protect you in the future, you should be obedient yourself. Yu Mu touched Xiaoyu's head and asked.
Xiaoyu didn't expect to be separated from him just after she met Yu Mu, so she was reluctant to hug him, crying: "I don't want clowns, I want Brother Yu Mu to ......"
As soon as the child cried, Yu Mu was also a little soft-hearted, but he didn't belong to the ghost world, so he couldn't stay here for a long time anyway.
"I'll come back to you when my brother finishes his errands, okay?" Yu Mu comforted.
He ...... That's what he said at the time......" Xiaoyu said aggrievedly, "He also said that he would come back......"
Seeing that Xiaoyu thought of his benefactor again, Yumu didn't know what to do for a while.
However, Xiaoyu is indeed a good child, and he has a mentality far beyond this age, wiped his tears, and said with a smile on his back: "I believe that you will not lie to me, you will all come back, maybe you will come back together, right?"
Yu Mu nodded vigorously and responded, "Well, maybe the next time I come back, he will come back too." ”
Although Yu Mu doesn't know what kind of person Xiao Yu is talking about, he must be a gentle person.
"Big brother, I saw a lot of water in that place...... Can you give some to Sanqu's brothers and sisters, they can't drink water......" Xiaoyu said with some embarrassment.
He knew that Yu Mu had already done a lot of things for her, and it was indeed a bit too much for him to make such a request, and added: "I'm just ...... If possible, after all, if you have to distribute water to so many villagers, even a whole river will ......."
Seeing that Xiaoyu was so embarrassed, Yumu responded happily.
"No problem, I'll accompany you to Sanqu, and I'll leave again when I give you the water. ”
"Really!" Xiaoyu stomped her foot happily.
The clown on the side was also a little greedy, touched Yu Mu with his arm, and reminded: "I need to pay for this girl as a bodyguard, right?"
Yu Mu naturally did not forget this, and boldly promised the clown water, food, and a lot of gold coins.
"When I'm done with Sanqu, I'll give you everything I promised, but if I come back and find that you're still embarrassed by the villagers here, don't blame me for turning his face. "Yu Mu is colorful.
"Whoever has food and drink will do that kind of thing, you can put ten thousand hearts. The clown laughed.
The three of them discussed the method and route of distribution, and rushed all the way to Sanqu.
Along the way, it was very desolate, except for a few villagers who were cutting down dead trees, there was no one.
"Joker, you said you were a pirate in this area, are there no other pirates nearby besides you?" Yu Mu asked curiously.
"You're not wrong about what you said, except for our clown pirates, who are here with Shi Kui and the monarch. ”
"Shi Kui is a thief, and the monarch is an official, how can they collude together?" Yu Mu really didn't understand.
"Monarch, me! That guy shouldn't have been this monarch in the first place, he colluded with Shi Kui and killed the previous monarch to sit in this position. Right now, it's actually the monarch and the Stone Aoi Pirates who jointly manage the country, and as for how they manage, you can see it yourself. ”
In front of me is the village of Sanqu, and an old man at the entrance of the village is carrying a broken bowl, with a closed mouth and a mouth, not knowing what he is saying.
When I looked up, the surrounding houses were in tatters, and only a few shops selling goods were still in good shape.
Yu Mu clenched his fists and frowned.
With such desolation all around, Shi Kui and the current monarch must be extremely mediocre.
"Let's go in and have a look. ”
The group entered the village, and as soon as the villagers saw the clown, they hurriedly ran home.
"The clown is coming! Run!"
Seeing that the street, which was already empty, and a few bamboo baskets were spinning on the ground, Yu Mu tilted his head and asked, "I said how bad is your reputation here?"
"It's all about them scaring themselves, how can I be so scary, isn't it Xiaoyu?" the clown smiled at Xiaoyu.
This smile with the scar on his face was indeed a little scary, Xiaoyu hid behind Yu Mu and muttered, "It's still a little scary......"
When the clown heard this, he hung his head and said: "I just said that I won't come, you two guys have to let me come, now it's okay, good people can't do it, and they are regarded as robbers." ”
"Isn't this a chance to atone for your sins, go quickly, deliver things from house to house, and you will be paid when you are done. Yu Mu urged.
"You're not kidding, are you? You're asking my dignified clown to give benefits to these poor people? Come on, I'm a pirate, the king of the sea, and we've always taken other people's things, so how can there be any reason to send things from door to door?" the clown shouted at the top of his voice.
In fact, the clown did not object to Yu Mu sending things to such a villager, he just didn't want to do this kind of rough work.
His hands are on his chest, and his toes are hitting the ground from time to time.
Seeing that Yumu didn't speak, the clown couldn't help but ask, "Why don't you speak?"
Yu Mu shrugged his shoulders and replied casually: "What do you want me to say, if you don't send it, then I and Xiaoyu will send it, we will do something to get a good person, that's not impossible, I can also save a lot of expenses." ”
"What do you mean by that, whose expenses are you going to save?" the clown frowned and asked with a look of displeasure, "You won't leave what you gave me, right? You're too unkind, aren't you giving me the task of protecting Xiaoyu, why do you give me extra work?"
"What's wrong with that? If you don't want to contribute, forget it, I'm not the kind of stingy person, and I don't save your things, just give each villager a little more, what do you think?"
"I don't think it's very good! Master Ben's things won't be let out! Isn't it just to give things, this sub still has the strength. ”
The clown rolled up his arms and sleeves, and ran to the next room with a pile of food in his arms.
"Open the door to Lao Tzu!"
It's a pirate-like way of knocking on the door, so who will open it for him?
The clown was about to kick impatiently, but Yu Mu coughed twice and reminded: "Be polite, otherwise you won't be able to get your things." ”
Giving things to others, you have to be low, what kind of shabby errand is this, the clown is so angry that he wants to scold his mother.
"Brother and sister, please open the door, I have something to give you......"