Chapter 35 Not afraid of heaven and earth, not afraid of gods and Buddhas
Shi Yue couldn't help but touch his nose, and couldn't help but wonder where this one came from, as for seeing himself, was he scared like that?
And Sun Wukong, who was originally so excited that he couldn't help himself, couldn't help but be stunned when he saw this scene, and then reacted, and instantly couldn't control himself and laughed. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info then pointed at Shi Yue and couldn't speak, straight to a monkey face smiling red, as if he was still unhappy, and then he kept jumping up and down, and saw Shi Yue's big mouth twitching, image!
Grandma's! Are you still finished? Shi Yue suddenly gritted his teeth and said, "You dare to laugh again, believe it or not, I kicked you with my foot!"
"Uhhhh ”
Sun Wukong was obviously stunned by his new words, and then remembered the situation just now, and immediately couldn't help laughing.
"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you!"
Shi Yue snorted, then shook his body, and instantly sat in Sun Wukong's seat, and couldn't help but grit his teeth and think, laugh, laugh, let you laugh enough! Then he sat there and stared at the two big eyes that were shining with a ghostly light, staring straight at Sun Wukong. Laugh again! I'll see how long you can laugh!
Sure enough, after being stared at by him for a while, Sun Wukong finally stopped laughing embarrassedly, but his eyes suddenly became red again, and he looked at him so fixedly, and even a little shy, so that Shi Yue couldn't help but feel a chill, and hurriedly said, "I said buddy, you're not sick, right?"
Sun Wukong was obviously a little twisted, suddenly moved two small steps forward, and then rubbed his hands again, this scene instantly made the corners of Shi Yue's eyes twitch again, what does this guy want to do?
I saw that Sun Wukong was at a loss for a long time, and then he was extremely embarrassed and said, "That, brother, where have you been these days? ”
Shi Yue couldn't help but be stunned for a moment when he said these words, and he had mixed feelings for a while! Yes, he should be his only relative in this world, but compared to himself, how could he not be his only relative?
So he put away his joke and nodded, "I have some things to deal with, so I was out for some time and couldn't come back to see you." By the way, who was that thing just now, how did you see me like a mouse seeing a cat?"
After getting along for a long time, Sun Wukong already has some understanding of some of his speech habits, and even many times as soon as he says it, Sun Wukong can immediately understand what he wants to express.
Hearing this, Sun Wukong couldn't help but wave his hand and said, "Don't worry about him first, let's have a good chat first." ”
"Well, but I haven't seen each other in years. ”
Shi Yue nodded again, thinking that it seemed that he had a lot of thoughts, and sure enough, Sun Wukong immediately asked again: "Senior sister, is she okay?"
Shi Yue's face turned red, and he coughed twice and said, "I don't know about this." ”
Sun Wukong scratched his head, and suddenly said: "Brother, don't hide it from me, have you achieved good things with your senior sister?" ”
Shi Yue was obviously stunned and said, "A good thing, what a good thing?"
Sun Wukong suddenly showed a very obscene expression, and then stabbed twice with a big finger full of hair, and stabbed the circle formed by the other hand, and said, "That's it." ”
Shi Yue's face immediately darkened, and then his head was full of black lines: "When did you learn to be so obscene? How could it be! How could I do such a thing? Tell me, who did you listen to about this?"
In the end, Shi Yue's face was already full of ferocity, but Sun Wukong was not afraid, and he smiled again, and said: "My old grandson guessed, seeing that the two of you haven't come to see my old grandson for many years, I thought you and your senior sister ran away together." ”
Shi Yue's heart suddenly relaxed, and he was almost scared to death by you, and thought that little Niangpi had found it! Then he couldn't help but say with disdain in his eyes: "As far as she is small, I will take a fancy to her? It's just a female tyrannosaurus, and with her temper, it's too late for me to hide from her!"
Sun Wukong laughed.
Shi Yue couldn't help frowning: "What are you laughing at?"
Sun Wukong continued to laugh and did not speak.
Shi Yue's eyes widened: "You don't believe it?"
Sun Wukong laughed again, and suddenly said with a sly look in his eyes: "The key is not whether I believe it or not, Senior Sister will never lie to me about this, right, Senior Sister?"
The last sentence of Sun Wukong was to look behind Shi Yue and say it, but he didn't expect that as soon as his words fell, Shi Yue's figure disappeared directly from the place, making Sun Wukong stunned. Then he reacted, and then he jumped up and down again, laughing and laughing.
Almost in a moment, Shi Yue suddenly appeared with black lines on his face, and then his eyes were fixed on Sun Wukong who kept jumping up and down, laughing nonstop, and waited until Sun Wukong stopped, before he gritted his teeth and said: "It's fun, isn't it? If you don't let me kick you today, believe it or not, I'll let your senior sister clean you up!"
Sun Wukong immediately waved his hand with his eyebrows fluttering and said: "Don't bluff my grandson, although my grandson is also afraid of her, but ...... Haha, hahaha, or not, my grandson will let you kick it. ”
Saying that, Sun Wukong directly pouted the monkey's ass to him, and almost didn't make Shi Yue's nose crooked, grandma's! Don't kick you, you really don't know how powerful your brother is! Then he used all his mana and kicked his monkey ass fiercely.
In an instant, he only heard the sound of "whew", and Sun Wukong's figure flew straight out of the water curtain hole, but just for a moment, Sun Wukong turned around and flew back, holding the monkey's ass with one hand and grinning his teeth, obviously kicking it painfully, but it was obvious that not only was he not angry, but he was also happy.
As soon as he entered the water curtain cave, Sun Wukong immediately bared his teeth and gasped and laughed: "Brother, don't worry, my grandson is not a joke to you, but really happy, so my senior sister and I are also close to each other, and in the future, my prince of Huaguoshan will come to the world, but my grandson also has a nephew, isn't our huge family business an inheritance?"
Shi Yue couldn't help but be reminded by Sun Wukong's words, it seemed that the scene was very beautiful, grandma's! But Lao Tzu is a monkey, so isn't that little girl's skin can only give birth to a little monkey?
Shi Yue pinched his chin, couldn't help but roll his eyes, and suddenly saw Sun Wukong looking at him with his eyebrows fluttering on the side, his face was busy, and he bluffed: "Not yet, cough! I mean that, I haven't ...... yet."
Sun Wukong immediately said to the side: "Brother, don't explain, my old grandson understands, I'm afraid I haven't succeeded yet......, right?"
Shi Yue suddenly squinted his eyes and said, "Aren't you afraid that she will know if you say this?"
Sun Wukong was stunned for a moment and said, "How can she know about going?"
Shi Yue nodded very seriously and said, "Because I can speak!"
"Ugh!"
Sun Wukong couldn't help but stammer, and was speechless for a long time by Shi Yue's words.
Shi Yue said hesitantly: "I'm not afraid that your senior sister will whip you, you can continue to say something." ”
Sun Wukong bared his teeth, scratched his ears and cheeks, and said: "Brother, you are unreasonable, how can you murder my grandson like this, but my grandson is not dependent." ”
Shi Yue snorted proudly, little one, I can't cure you hairy monkey?
Sun Wukong suddenly glanced at him cautiously, and said: "I have always seen you come back to see my grandson all these years, so my grandson went to the East China Sea again." ”
Inspired by his heart, Shi Yue couldn't help but blink his eyes and said, "And then?"
Sun Wukong heyed, and the dead pig was not afraid of boiling water and said: "My old grandson really misses you very much, and when I saw that the dragon king refused to see me, I went in." Hey. ”
"You!"
Shi Yue couldn't help but be angry, but then he suddenly snorted coldly and said, "Fight and fight, but our brother has never been afraid of anyone." ”
Sun Wukong said cautiously again: "Brother, aren't you angry?"
Shi Yue snorted and said, "I'm angry!
Sun Wukong immediately danced happily again, and said, "Brother, wait a minute, my grandson will bring you someone." ”
After speaking, he took a step, and Sun Wukong's figure disappeared in place in an instant.
Shi Yue couldn't help frowning, he said in his heart that he hadn't come to Huaguo Mountain to find me for so long, could he be really angry? Or was he in confinement? Hehe! Dude is also a god now, and the son of an immortal must be conceived for a longer time. Well, I haven't come to Lao Tzu for so long, it must be because it's inconvenient. It's just that...... Damn, Lao Tzu actually misses her very much, or wants to ****, tsk...... That smells!"
Just as he couldn't help but drool, Sun Wukong suddenly dragged a yellow-haired monkey in, and quickly wiped it on the corner of his mouth at will.
But seeing that the two are about the same physique and look almost identical, except that the other one feels more fierce, or has a domineering spirit, Sun Wukong is obviously a handsome little white-faced monkey, and there is no difference at all. And what made him especially surprised was that the yellow-haired monkey turned out to be a demon king in the realm of golden immortals, and Huaguo Mountain actually had such a high-level demon king?
But then again, what can this Nima human be able to see the difference between monkeys? Shi Yue couldn't help but be stunned, who is this buddy? Are you excited again? Does Lao Tzu know you?
But it is really difficult for Shi Yue to distinguish the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain, especially the same fur color, just like Sun Wukong looks at humans, except for some special people, almost all others look the same, women are the same, men are the same, and occasionally sometimes they still use their noses to distinguish gender! I have to say that it is really not easy for that woman to confuse her.
But when he saw the monkey, he suddenly became very excited and said, "Great King." ”
Shi Yue had no choice but to say with excitement on his face: "It's you!
"Bang" punch Shi Yue smashed on the person's chest, and then said without a look: "You kid is amazing, it's all golden immortals." ”
Sun Wukong blinked his eyes twice, always feeling a little weird, so he laughed, and said with a grudge on his face: "Our brother, now I have a daughter-in-law, forget my brother, he kicked me just now, and my butt is still hurting." ”
Shi Yue couldn't help but be stunned when he heard this, but the six-eared macaque Liudao heard it with slightly red eyes, knowing that if it was an ordinary relationship, no one would dare to kick Sun Wukong, the great demon king of Huaguo Mountain, and only real brothers could be so casual. And being punched by Shi Yue at this time suddenly made the strangeness in his heart due to time disappear, and he couldn't help but think that King Shi Yue really regarded my six paths as a brother.
Sun Wukong suddenly stabbed again: "Liudao, you must not call him any king in the future, just like me, you can call him brother." ”
Liudao nodded vigorously and said: "Liudao was given the name by King Shiyue, but he was the same as his parents and brothers, so according to the words of Sun Wukong's brother, they will call the two brothers in the future, even if the catastrophe comes, Liudao will never live up to the name of today's brothers!"
Hearing the two of them say this, Shi Yue instantly understood, he didn't expect that this six-eared macaque would return at this time, especially the sentence "calamity is coming", which is clearly a sign of his heart and an oath.
Shi Yue couldn't help but shout: "Okay! In the future, the three of us will be that brother! We are not afraid of heaven and earth, and we are not afraid of gods and Buddhas! Even if we die, we will live up to the name of today's brothers! I, Shi Yue, swear with a Taoist heart, if I violate this oath, I will turn into ashes and will not enter reincarnation!"
In an instant, Sun Wukong and Liudao both had red eyes, and there was even a mist in them, and even their bodies couldn't help trembling slightly, obviously having been stirred by Shi Yue's words.
The two couldn't help but shout in unison: "Even if you die, you will not live up to the name of today's brothers! If you violate this oath, you will turn into ashes and will not enter reincarnation!"
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