Chapter 105: I Think You're a Gay

On the way, Soho and Wan Dai sat in the back seat and chattered non-stop, throwing a few glances at Su Xiaomu from time to time.

There is a bit of incomprehension between the eyebrows and eyes, which is about the same as watching a play?

"Ah, I'll call home today, New Year's Day. Su Xiaomu pondered for a moment and said casually.

Soho and Wanda stopped to communicate and nodded at the same time.

Su Xiaomu poked the central control a few times and dialed the phone of Cheng Qianwei, the mother of the adult, and while waiting for the phone to be connected, he thought in his heart, it is really convenient to have a car.

As for why it is obviously a Maserati from Soho, Su Xiaomu can also call directly, which is not even a trivial matter.

Let's just talk about the female creditor, what other things does she have without Su Xiaomu's traces?

Nope.

It's all gone!

"Happy New Year's Day, cub. As soon as the phone was connected, Cheng Qianwei's voice came out of the car stereo.

Su Xiaomu had a smile on his face, "Mom, Happy New Year's Day." ”

“……”

“……”

Every phone call is inevitably the chatter of the mother, and Su Xiaomu is not in a hurry or tired.

He was already preparing to go home and surprise his mother, and thinking about it, he drove the Maserati with one hand and pinched the five dollars in his pocket with the other.

But I'm poor!

"Do you want to say a few words to your father?" asked Cheng Qianwei.

"Dad, Happy New Year's Day. Su Xiaomu said in advance, and sure enough, Su Yuan's voice came out immediately.

“……”

At the end, Cheng Qianwei asked with a smile, "Cub, have you talked about a girlfriend, the second sister of the next door has already given birth to a baby, you should also fall in love, I have never heard of you being in love or anything since I was a child, don't think about any different paths!"

Su Xiaomu: "......"

Su Xiaomu was a little stunned.

Is the mother's mind so open-minded?

"Eh, Mom, Mom, Mom, you think too much, I'm just so handsome that I have no friends, and I haven't met anyone I like, so I don't fall in love, and besides, college students spend money on love, and I'm poor. ”

Cheng Qianwei just wanted to add a sentence to approve the love funds, but Su Xiaomu saw that the situation was not good, so he immediately interrupted in advance, "That, Mom, I still have something to do, I'll hang up first, bye-bye." ”

After hanging up the phone, Su Xiaomu let out a sigh, and a few words from his mother made him a little big.

I was relieved, and there was laughter behind me.

Soho and Wan Dai were holding their stomachs a little sore just now.

For the first time, they felt that the current middle-aged and elderly thinking was really trendy.

I can even think of gay this kind of operation.

Could it be that Su Xiaomu wants to welcome men, know men and advance, men plus men, and strongmen lock men?

After driving for almost five kilometers, Soho and Wan Dai slowly regained their composure.

Looking at Su Xiaomu's back, Su Hole said, "You have never talked about a girlfriend since you grew so big?"

Su Xiaomu nodded disappreciatively, "I'm a good boy, not early love." ”

"Haven't you met someone you like?" asked Soho and Wanda in unison.

"Nope. Su Xiaomu said in a particularly affirmative tone, that is, his heartbeat was quietly accelerating, and there were a little thoughts in his subconscious that he didn't dare to think about it.

"Then you're so handsome that you have no friends, you should have received a lot of love letters from little girls, right?"

"There will be in junior high school, and in high school, I will send love breakfast, love pastries and the like. ”

Speaking of this, Su Xiaomu hated iron a little.

"What do you say they do, why are they all so stupid, it's not like I don't go to eat by myself, I don't know how to cherish food at all. ”

Soho and Wan Dai glanced at each other, confirmed their eyes, and they had the same idea.

"You're afraid you're a fool!"

"Hey, that's what I'm saying, wasting food is a bad behavior, why are you standing on their side!" Su Xiaomu was not happy.

"How determined does a little girl have to be to prepare breakfast for you, but you are so puzzled and say that people waste food, I really want to pry open your brain to see if it is full of IQ muscles. "Soho is called a hater of iron does not become steel.

"No wonder you always say you can't flirt with girls!"

Su He really believes that Su Xiaomu will not flirt with her sister.

Just this morning, she didn't believe it, but now, she did!

At the end, Soho casually asked, "Then you don't want to find a partner now?"

"I remember what I said last time, I dare to think about making money, and I can't even think about falling in love. Su Xiaomu sighed quietly as he spoke.

"Have you ever wondered what kind of person you want to find? Wan Dai asked, her tone was neither salty nor light.

When he heard this, a bunch of thoughts appeared in Su Xiaomu's mind, and at the end, after a little hesitation, he said casually.

"You can't scold me if I say it. ”

Soho and Wan Dai sat down in a serious way, and they all said that they couldn't.

Su Xiaomu said slowly, "Before, I was still young, so I didn't think about it, and I was still in the stage of figuring out how to live, and I didn't dare to think too far at all."

But when you say that, I thought about it for a while, and I think it's good to find a partner like Soho and Sister Dai.

I can cook, I can make money, I can run a house, I look good, I speak softly, and I can play, it is so perfect that it couldn't be more perfect.

I really don't know what kind of person a girl like you will find to spend her life with in the future.

I can't think about it, I already have a picture in my head. ”

Soho: "......"

Wan Dai: "......"

"What kind of answer is this!Heh, man, there is no truth!" Soho and Wanda both expressed their anger, the kind that couldn't be coaxed.

At least at least Su Xiaomu has to sleep in his arms again to coax him, hum, a dead ghost, it is so fragrant to sleep in his arms.

Ahem, the above sentence is crossed out, we can't think like this at all!

Without waiting for Su Xiaomu to speak, Su He glanced at Su Xiaomu's back, and suddenly said seriously, "I think you may be a gay!"

Su Xiaomu, who heard this, didn't react, waved his hand and said, "Okay, okay, what are you talking about, who made you Soho." ”

Soho smiled, "Don't admit it, listen to me give you an analysis." ”

Soho snapped his fingers and analyzed it bit by bit.

"You're this man in the first place, that's fine. ”

Su Xiaomu nodded.

"Your hands are men's hands, right?"

Although he faintly felt that something was wrong, Su Xiaomu continued to nod.

"When you hit a with your own hands, you hit a with a man's hands. ”

Su Xiaomu: "???"

"Let a man you, aren't you Gay?!"

I knock?!

And this kind of operation?

Wan Dai couldn't help but call Soho.

Soho had a triumphant smile on his face, and even added with great interest, "You dare to say that you haven't beaten yourself in a when you're so big?"

Su Xiaomu whispered in his heart, "This is the consequence of what a few jokes can be, and even these words are not shy to say at all!

On the surface, Su Xiaomu sighed quietly, "I'm sorry to disappoint you, I really haven't beaten myself when I'm so big." ”

"Not once!"

At the end, Su Xiaomu emphasized.

I don't know why, although Su Xiaomu is very sassy, he doesn't like to watch small movies about how to eat pork.

Even if he was teased by some young ladies, with a slight broad-cortex reaction, Su Xiaomu couldn't hit a on the spot to show the young lady, and he didn't feel anything after that.

Therefore, Su Xiaomu follows the laws of nature very much.

"Don't you be ......" Wan Dai was stunned for a moment and blurted out.

Soho on the side coughed violently several times, "Ahem, cough~"

"This is impossible, we have all seen your family's capital, hum. Wan Dai hugged her chest and teased Su Xiaomu in a different way.

Soho raised an eyebrow as well.

It's all about.,Just make a few jokes and that's it.。

Su Xiaomu: "......"

What should I do if I meet two beautiful, exquisite, and heart-wrenching female hooligans in the car?

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