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The banquet began, and the host Hu Yeshan made a brief opening remarks: "Today, we warmly welcome Minister Zhou to Gaoshan Town to inspect and guide the work, and second, welcome the young and promising Comrade Qian Sanyun to work in our town.

Hu Yeshan and others are all veterans who have been on the battlefield for a long time, and the toasts are said one by one. He stood up from his seat unhurriedly, poured a full cup, and respectfully respected Minister Zhou: "I don't know when I am sleeping, I smell birds everywhere, raise my glass and ask the leader, how much should I drink?"

Although Hu Yeshan said this, he didn't wait for Minister Zhou to speak, he stretched his neck and drank all the wine in the cup. Yang Xiaoqin, director of the Party and Government Office, coaxed on the side: "This cup doesn't count, Secretary Hu's butt moved, his butt was lifted, and he drank it again." Everyone said yes?" everyone followed and coaxed, and Hu Yeshan said unhurriedly: "I call my butt to move, to show respect, understand?"

Minister Zhou laughed and said, "Everyone is open to drink tonight, you can drink as much as you want, and besides, the atmosphere should be warm!"

Hu Yeshan was greatly encouraged by Minister Zhou's words, and he said: "Let me tell you about Duan Shunkou to help you have fun." ”

Everyone applauded, Hu Yeshan's face was flushed, he looked very excited, and said loudly: "The little wine of the revolution is drunk every day, and when you drink red eyes, you drink your stomach, your hands and feet are soft, and your memory is greatly reduced by drinking. drunk so that the masses rolled their eyes, drunk so that the unit lacked funds; Drunk so that his wife shed tears, slept back to back at night, and reported to the Discipline Inspection Committee, The secretary listened to it and waved his hand - it's not right to drink or not, we are also drunk every day!"

The table was full of laughter. At this time, the mayor of the town, Fang Datong, said unyieldingly: "I'll also come to a smooth slipped to help everyone." ”

There was another burst of crackling applause, Fang Datong was encouraged, shook his head and said: "The revolutionary little wine is drunk every day, go home and go back to back with his wife, my wife sued the Discipline Inspection Committee, and the Secretary of the Discipline Inspection Commission said: It is not right to drink or not; My wife sued the Standing Committee of the National People's Congress, and the director of the National People's Congress said: This expenditure has long been in the budget; My wife sued the Women's Federation, and the director of the Women's Federation said: The one in my family is also drunk every day; The wife sued the joint meeting of the municipal party committee, and the secretary of the municipal party committee said: We will hold a memorial service for him when he dies. ”

"Leaders, don't just drink wine, eat food. Yang Xiaoqin, director of the Party and Government Office, said with a smile.

Minister Zhou tasted a mouthful of wild boar belly soup, chewed a piece of wild boar belly, and said, "Let me popularize a little food knowledge for everyone." Wild boar belly is the pig's stomach, according to the "Compendium of Materia Medica", the nature is slightly warm, the taste is sweet, and it has the effect of treating gastritis and strengthening the stomach and replenishing deficiency. Wild boars with crusty fur and thick skin have a very mixed diet, bamboo shoots, herbs, bird eggs, mushrooms, hares, mountain rats, poisonous snakes, centipedes, as long as they can eat, they have to eat everything. Although scientists have not reached a consensus on whether wild boars are immune to toxins, the stomach of wild boars can be said to be invulnerable to poison from the fact that wild boars do not die from eating poisonous food. It is said that after the wild boar swallows the poisonous snake, the poisonous snake's fangs bite the inner wall of the wild boar's belly, and the wild boar belly soaked in various Chinese herbs for a long time has its own set of high tricks to heal the wound, which will give birth to granulation tissue at the base of the wound, and then form fibrous tissue and scar tissue, leaving a boil on the gastric mucosa on the stomach surface, the more boils, the higher its medicinal value, and modern medical experiments have also shown that wild boar belly contains a large number of essential amino acids, vitamins and trace elements, which can help digestion and promote metabolism, especially for gastric bleeding, Gastritis, gastric ulcer, intestinal ulcer, etc. have certain pharmacological effects. ”

Hu Yeshan said flatteringly: "Minister Zhou is very knowledgeable, and today I can be regarded as a long insight!"

Minister Zhou was very interested, and began to introduce the bamboo rat: "The bamboo rat meat is delicate, delicious and delicious, it is a kind of game with high nutritional value, low fat and low cholesterol, and the "Compendium of Materia Medica" records: the bamboo rat meat is sweet, flat, non-toxic, nourishing and invigorating, and detoxifying. Modern medicine has proved that bamboo rat meat has the effects of promoting human white blood cells and hair growth, enhancing liver function and preventing arteriosclerosis, anti-aging, delaying puberty, and is a natural beauty and health product. Bamboo rats are full of treasures, liver, gall bladder, heart, brain, testicles, kidneys can be used as medicine, oil can treat burns, burns and other diseases. The bamboo rat fur is fine and soft, the plush is abundant, the color is smooth, the plate quality is good, and it is a good raw material for making coats, leather collars and hats. Bamboo rat whiskers are a high-grade raw material for making brushes. Because the bamboo rat set skin, meat, medicine, ornamental in one, so in the domestic and foreign markets has been selling well, its economic benefits are very significant, is the export of foreign exchange of high-end goods. ”

After three rounds of drinking, the atmosphere gradually entered a climax. Yang Xiaoqin, the charming and enchanting director of the town's party and government office, became the protagonist of the banquet. She can speak well and is a gorgeous courtesan. She took the wine bottle, twisted the fat buttocks, and walked over Minister Zhou, and her tone was very loud: "Minister Zhou, my excited heart, trembling hands, I pour a glass of wine for the leader, and the leader doesn't drink and thinks I'm ugly." "Minister Zhou couldn't refuse and drank it all. Yang Xiaoqin said with a smile: "There are no clouds in the sky and drought in the ground, and the cup just now can't be counted." "Everyone at the table was watching their excitement. Minister Zhou was helpless and took another drink. Yang Xiaoqin stood still with a wine glass, her pink face was like a peach blossom, her watery eyes were swaying, and her tone became more and more shy: "My heart trembled, my hands trembled, I toasted this master, I was happy when this master drank it, I didn't leave if I didn't drink it, I didn't leave, I didn't leave, I didn't leave." The table burst into laughter.

Minister Zhou, perhaps stimulated by alcohol, was very excited, and said a lot more, saying: "Today we are going to change the way of drinking and change toasting to gambling." ”

"Gambling on wine?" said almost in unison.

"This is a trick I learned when I visited other provinces not long ago, and today I will let you see it for a long time. Yang Xiaoqin immediately asked the cook, Lao Huang, to bring a deck of playing cards. Minister Zhou cleared his throat and said, "Everyone, put the chopsticks on the bowl, you can put one or two." I'm going to flip the cards randomly, if the cards are singular, then the person who puts one chopstick will drink, and if the card is even, then the person who puts two chopsticks will drink. ”