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In June, the sun is blazing, and the annual college entrance examination is coming.

On the two days of the college entrance examination, the Law Enforcement Department of the Spiritual Security Bureau also deliberately sent a lot of unattended members to maintain the order of the college entrance examination, and other departments also had to assist in various logistics work, after all, there were many supernatural creatures who were mixed in the crowd to participate in the college entrance examination, and even the annual college entrance examination of the supernatural world version was also held together, and the Spiritual Security Bureau was so busy that it was called a group turn.

As a special operations group, the field team of the General Office has been idle during such a busy period, after all, if they are going to go out...... Hmm, it's estimated that the exam room was occupied by the S-rank big monster, or some gluttonous super creature ate the car transporting the high school exam papers, etc., after all, this kind of thing didn't happen in previous years.

This year's college entrance examination was quite safe, and the field team of the General Office, which had been on call for two days, did not dispatch, which made everyone very relieved and felt that this year's students would definitely be able to get good results.

However, after the college entrance examination, it is the time when the field team of the general office begins to get busy - because they are busy saving all kinds of "suicide squads" composed of college entrance examination students.

"Hello, the platform here has been expropriated by the government, and you need to pay 10,000 yuan of universal currency for jumping off the building, do you swipe your card or pay cash?" Fei Rong and Derpy appeared on the rooftop of a high-rise building, and Fei Rong smiled and said to the little boy who was on the railing.

The little boy looked at these two people who were about the same age as him with teary eyes, and said dejectedly: "I'm done dancing soon, can't you let me do it for free?"

Derpy raised his finger and shook it, and said solemnly: "No, if everyone jumps for free, where will the compensation for the affected families and merchants in this building come from?"

The little boy continued to struggle, "I'm just an adult, can't I get a discount?"

Fei Rong also put away her smile, "No, I haven't seen a discount on the compensation." ”

The little boy cried as soon as he wowed, "I failed the college entrance examination, won't you let me go once?"

If you let you go, will you go to the underworld to collect the underworld coins next?Cheng Derpy thought about it, and still shook his head, "No, do you plan to swipe the card or give cash?

The little boy ran away, "No, I won't jump, I can't jump......

Fei Rong blinked, and then high-fived Derpy.

"Success +1!"

On the other side of the city, in a residential area.

A girl with a plain face with red and swollen eyes poured out a bunch of sleeping pills from the bottle, and as soon as her eyes were closed, she wanted to put them in her mouth.

"Ouch, sleeping pills~" A not-so-serious man's voice suddenly sounded.

The girl was startled, and immediately opened her eyes, and found that there were two more people in the locked room, one was a young man with peach blossom eyes, and the other was a beautiful high-heeled sister.

Di Bingqiao pushed the sunglasses that were used to pretend to be forced, and said in a deep voice: "Sleeping pills are fatal, which will cause abdominal pain, stomach cramps, blue face, foaming at the mouth, and even uncontrollable urine and bowel movements after muscle relaxation, and the lethal dose needs at least 800 tablets, and you only have 20 tablets in your hand...... Hmm, I think you can just go and spit up. ”

The girl's expression stiffened, "Y-Who are you?!"

Zhu Mengtian thought for a while and said seriously: "We are the messengers of science. ”

Girl: "......" cult?!

Zhu Mengtian said seriously: "So why did you commit suicide?"

The girl stumbled and said: "I don't play well in the college entrance examination......"

Di Bingqiao couldn't help but glance at the calendar on the table, "It seems that the results haven't come out yet." ”

The girl cried with a sad face, "But I just know that I didn't do well in the exam, and I got the answer right......"

Di Bingqiao was at a loss, "So what?"

The girl said: "If I don't take the exam, I won't be able to go to a good university, if I can't go to a good university, I won't be able to find a good job, if I can't find a good job, I won't be able to make money, and if I can't make money, I won't be able to marry a good man......"

Di Bingqiao was a little confused, "Is the value of your life reflected in marrying?"

The girl was also confused, "Uh...... I do not know. ”

Di Bingqiao thought silently, "I don't seem to have studied in kindergarten," she went directly to study medicine, "But I still have a five-figure monthly salary, and the unit sends a suite, so it's so important if I don't do well in the college entrance examination?"

The girl argued: "A college diploma is a stepping stone, otherwise you won't even be able to get in!"

"But is it possible to repeat the exam, self-exam, study abroad or something?" Di Bingqiao looked at Zhu Mengtian inquiringly—is the development direction of human beings so narrow now?

Zhu Meng Tian coughed dryly, "The main thing is that the current school doesn't teach this, only let them take the college entrance examination, and many people don't understand what it means to take the entrance examination, self-examination, cross-degree entrance examination, and the like." ”

Di Bingqiao looked suspicious, "But doesn't the Spiritual Academy hold a big competition at the end of summer every year, and let everyone from Xiaodouding to graduates come to watch, and then find out in advance what they can do after graduation?"

Zhu Mengtian thought for a while, "Probably because it is more difficult for us to find employment, after all, human employment is more diversified, even if they are scumbags, they can move bricks, we only need a ...... to move bricks."

Di Bingqiao was completely confused, "Since they can't move bricks if they can't get along, why do they have to commit suicide if they don't pass the test?"

Zhu Mengtian felt that it was still difficult to explain this to a tree demon, so he could only say simply and rudely: "It takes skill to move bricks. ”

Di Bingqiao instantly realized - suicide is easier than moving bricks!

That girl is already messy in the wind - is the current Youkai OR cult so good that it can blatantly despise ordinary people?!

Zhu Mengtian and Di Bingqiao chatted, forgot about this girl, and while discussing the people's affairs, they unscrewed the door and walked out, leaving other people's territory in a grand manner.

The girl watched them silently, looked at the sleeping pills in her hand, thought about it, and simply flushed the pills down the drain.

Come on, she still has to work hard, lest a group of strange guys say that she can't even move bricks!

The south side of the city.

A boy in a school uniform screamed "Wow, ahhhhhh

With a "brush", a figure jumped high from the ground, caught the man in school uniform, landed on the ground, and then threw the person directly to the ground.

The boy in the school uniform was so frightened by the feeling of falling from a high altitude that he almost peed his pants, and his soul had already flown away, crying and screaming: "I won't jump anymore......!

Ding Youlan walked over and said thoughtfully: "People with suicidal tendencies are easy to commit suicide twice after being rescued from suicide, but there is also a high probability that they will come to their senses. ”

E Jingbai, who caught the man in the school uniform, said lightly: "It's not that I'm enlightened, I'm scared." ”

Ding Youlan was a little regretful, "So we don't need to do psychological counseling work? I also want to analyze his usual grades to him, what is the range of his college entrance examination mistakes." ”

E Jingbai felt that it was too troublesome, so he said: "No need, I don't think he can jump." ”

Ding Youlan looked at the man in the school uniform with a frightened look, couldn't help but nod in agreement, and left with E Jingbai.

On the Yiling and Hanlu sides, the painting style is a little different......

Hanlu: "Woo woo, it's so pitiful, you've been taking a single-digit math test since you were a child?"

A partial student who is preparing to commit suicide: "Not only that, but I have never scored more than 5 points in physics, 20 points in chemistry, and I have never failed ...... biology!"

Hanlu: "You still have to work to earn tuition, it's so hard, woo woo woo......"

Partial student: "Yes, my parents can only farm, they can't afford me to study, I can only study by myself, and I can't read well, my life is so hard......"

Han Lu: "You are often bullied by your classmates, scolding you for being a four-eyed boy, so miserable, woo woo woo......"

Partial student: "Mmmmmmmm, they all look down on me, saying that I am short and glasses, and I look sorry for the society, and I am ......"

Hanlu: "It's so pitiful, woo woo, me too, they always say that I am a scourge to society......"

The partial student who silently looked at Han Lu's face that poured all beings: "......"

Yiling, who watched for a long time: "......"

He didn't need to read minds, and he could hear the sound of the partial student's heart collapsing.

Let's talk about the last group, the two mountains of the field service group of the General Office - the minister and the assistant.

As the main team, they guard the ...... of three private middle schools and private high schools Uh, rooftop, ready to save people.

After rescuing the third college entrance examination student who was about to jump off the building, Feng Rong asked very entangledly: "Is the current study pressure so great that students can't get by, when I was in high school, it seems that there were not so many people who committed suicide for the college entrance examination." ”

After all, in that era, it was more meaningful to take a test for life.

Lin Yingkong also felt a little helpless, "I don't know, but those demons and fairies have failed the human language level 4 exam a hundred times, and I don't seem to have heard of any of them committing suicide." ”

Feng Rong sighed, "Humans are indeed fragile creatures. ”

Lin Yingkong said embarrassedly: "Minister, don't you think of yourself as a human anymore?"

Feng Rong blinked, "But I think I'm also quite vulnerable." ”

Lin Yingkong's boyfriend burst into strength in an instant, "It's okay, minister, I will protect you!"

Feng Rong smiled, "Thank you." ”

Lin Yingkong was so stunned by his laughter that he forgot that he was still carrying a student he had just rescued.

The student thought with a heavy face, even looking for death has to face the show of affection of the rescuer, is this world already so cruel to a single dog? It seems to be a loss to die as a single dog, so it's better to fall in love and talk about it.

More than ten days have passed, and when the list is released......

Zhu Mengtian made a lookout, "I seem to see a bunch of dumplings standing on the rooftop, waiting for us to go and get dumplings." ”

Ding Youlan said solemnly: "This year, as many as 70 percent of people in K City feel excessive academic pressure, more than 30 percent have psychological disorders, and 20 percent of those who have suicidal tendencies, that is to say, two out of ten want to die, but less than two out of 1,000 may actually implement their suicide plans." ”

Fei Rong blinked, "But there are 110,000 candidates in K City this year......"

Everyone pinched their fingers, well, it seems that the situation is a bit grim......

Feng Rong Zhengse said: "Don't forget it here, let's go and cooperate with the police in the human realm to guard it, save one and count one." ”

Derpy raised his claws: "What if you want to die the second time after saving it?"

Feng Rong thought for a while, "Give Yingkong a list, let the underworld take care of it a little, the number of reincarnation places is in the top five, after all, suicides must first stay in hell to be punished, and they must be reincarnated by lottery." ”

Lin Yingkong nodded, "No problem." ”

From the day of the release of the list to the day of the end of the volunteer report, the field team of the General Office took a breath of relief, and then because their suicide rescue rate was too high and the second suicide rate of the people they saved was reduced, the police secretly came to learn from it.

Everyone in the field team of the General Office looked confused.

What are their secrets to rescuing suicidal people?

Fei Rong's face was deep, "Probably ...... Nonsense. ”

Zhu Mengtian thought for a moment, "Gags?

Ding Youlan was very serious: "Actually, I have a hundred strategies to provide you, the first one...... balabala……”

Yi Ling swallowed hard, "Hmm, empathy? No, it's not me, it's my partner, he's good at this." ”

Lin Yingkong smiled slightly, confident, "As long as you show affection, they will only want to be an FFF group, and they will not want to commit suicide again." ”

Feng Rong finally summed up solemnly: "Cherish life, study hard, don't love learning, and don't have a shallow vision." ”

Everyone in the field service team of the General Office: "Minister, the style of the last sentence is wrong!"

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