Chapter 782: Juno and the Dried Fish

Just as Tang Qi's eyes fell, in the broadcast camera, two "guardians" with arrogant faces and condescending disregard for all the citizens used new cards.

The movements of the two were somewhat similar, with a tap of their fingers, the card in the finger immediately emitted light, and a complex and gorgeous magic array was born at the highest point of the two buildings at the same time.

"Worm Girl!"

"Venom Mystic!"

With this voice, Tang Qi saw two otherworldly beings who had been summoned from the "foreign land" just like him.

Most of the first body looked like a fat worm, with a snow-white background and complex purple veins, but the strange thing was that she had a delicate human girl head, and even a double ponytail, and she was lying in the magic circle and wriggling, making a "huh" sound.

The second is a monster with a body size of five or six meters, with extremely exaggerated muscles, a tattered mage robe on its body, and its head is also exposed, hideous and terrifying, with its fangs turned out, and a pair of eyes that are emitting green light.

The reporter in charge of the camera is obviously very talented, aiming at the patterns on the two cards, and at the moment when two different but very cold voices sound, the left and right sides of the TV screen show different supernatural biological attributes.

Even more intimate, it is accompanied by expert commentary.

"Black Persia, the guardian of the Bear State, the 'Worm Girl Card' he uses, is second only to the Frost Dragon Lilia in power, and it is also a high-level card second only to the forbidden card in the [Poison System] card, she has a series of powerful skills such as spitting worm eggs, releasing poison, and saliva splashing. ”

"Ryan Gosling, the guardian of the Ice Dragon State, he used the 'Venom Mystic Mage Card', which is also a high-level card in the [Poison System] card, and it is said that he is from the same exotic country as the Worm Girl, he can release the Poison Mystic Method, and has the power to destroy a small city. ”

“......”

Tang Qi could see that the inhabitants of this world were accustomed to being reduced to battlefields, but this spirit of suffering and joy was also unexpected.

It must be noted that in the screen being played at this time, the evacuation of the citizens was very fast, but there were still many casualties.

They avoided the fight between the two giant beasts, but when the "Worm Girl" and the "Venom Mystic Mage" began to spray poisonous water and poisonous mist at each other, the number of residents who were accidentally injured began to skyrocket.

Even so, the style of live streaming remains the same.

From the commentary, it can be heard that they even established a "Bestiary" for the cards, speculated the relevant attributes, and arranged some series, such as [Poison System], [Monster System], [Element System] and the like, which are full of third-rate fantasy.

This kind of absurd and disorderly scene is very thoughtful to watch.

"Completely spoiled and gave up resistance?"

"Or, it's the psychic box and the invisible pollution of these cards that make the world lose some of its logic and are on the verge of collapse. ”

After muttering a few words, Tang Qi turned his head to look at the salted fish girl beside him again.

The girl is a native of this world, but Tang Qi can sense it, and the will of the world is faintly projected on her body.

The situation in this world is already very clear, and the person who holds the seven hundred and seventy-one cards is the one who is above the world.

And Tang Qi, who represents the most powerful card "Mystery King"?

It's just an indigenous girl, and the reason why she was able to pick it up was actually the self-salvation of the world's will.

As these thoughts flickered, the two Guardians were already going back and forth on the live stream, each using some messy cards for a round, and the result seemed to be no different from the past, ending in a draw.

The only victims, the citizens of Canterlot, died in the hundreds.

Sadly, no one is to blame for this.

In the dark basement, on the couch full of stains, the sound of "click" kept coming, as if Tang Qi, who was polluted by the strange atmosphere of this world, was eating popcorn.

The girl who had been salted for a long time finally couldn't bear to speak.

She tilted her head and her face was disgusted, and asked, "You said you were stronger than those two big guys?"

"Well, I'm stronger than any creature a card can summon. ”

Tang Qi's body was also stuck in the sofa, he did perceive "pollution", this world is not normal, but he did not refuse, it was just a projection, if he moved at will to drive away the pollution, it would accelerate the death of this world.

"Is your body a dragon?"

The salted fish girl was very attached to the dragon and asked again.

"It's not. ”

"You are the apostle I have summoned, is it that you will obey unconditionally what I say?"

"No, it won't. ”

"Can I stuff you back, I still want a dragon. ”

"No, you can't. ”

"Do you know magic, like transforming into a dragon?"

"No, it won't. ”

......

Extremely boring conversations are taking place in the basement, and Tang Qi's projection is indeed very polluted.

Of course, what is even more abnormal is that the salted fish girl is too attached to the dragon.

Fortunately, the will of the world still has some thoughts of self-help after all, and under the influence of the underworld, the salted fish girl seems to really believe that the "humanoid apostle" she summoned is the most powerful.

At the same time, she finally remembered the wish she had made when she used the card.

It just so happened that at this time, what was being played on TV was a relatively complete "Psychic Card Illustrated Book", densely packed with more than 700 kinds of cards, occupying the entire screen.

The girl raised her hand and spit out very domineering words in a weak tone.

"I'm going to collect all the cards and then banish them all out of this world, I want it to be restored to the way it came from, but it sounds like it's troublesome, it looks like it's going to go far away, but it's actually more comfortable to lie down......"

"Deal. ”

The salted fish girl was persuading herself to give up, and suddenly got an affirmative answer.

Tang Qi, who had returned to normal, smiled charmingly at the girl, stretched out a palm, seemed to finally remember to be polite, and asked gently: "Tell me your name, summon my Excellency the psychic." ”

"Juno. ”

Tang Qi's sudden charm made the salted fish girl stunned for a moment, and she replied involuntarily.

But soon, she broke free from that charming smile, regained her salted fish nature, and muttered: "You can't smile at me anymore, it's very troublesome to fall in love, especially if you are still an exotic creature, who knows what your body is, it may be a dragon, or it may be a stinky beast." ”

"If you're really looking for a taste of the love between humans and monsters, I can take you to my school, those girls are going crazy for you, and I just want to lie down. ”

"Knock"

The salted and narcissistic girl finally received a brain crash from Tang Qi.

The girl was in pain and was about to shout, when suddenly there were two "bangs" above their heads, the ceiling shook, dust fluttered and fell, and a loud voice came.

"Juno, what are you doing hiding in the basement again, there is no bread at home, go out and buy it for me, or you don't want to eat until dinner. ”

"And you Alyssa, you hurry up and kick that stinky boy out of me, take advantage of my daughter in my house, and want to eat the food I cooked, don't even think about it. ”

"FXXX, we'll get divorced if we smoke again, you fat pig. ”

With this loud voice, and the information contained in it, a sense of realism that had never been felt before came.

Donkey felt as if he was back in Mercer City, stomping his feet upstairs, very similar to Sally's mother, if not more fierce.

However, Sally and Juno are two completely different girls.

The latter was like a boneless zombie, got up from the sofa with difficulty, turned his head to Tang Qi and said:

"Why don't you go find the first opponent, if you're really strong, maybe after collecting the cards, we'll be back in time for dinner, my mom's beef pie is delicious. ”

When Juno spoke, the old TV set, which had been given life by Tang Qi, showed the last brilliance of his life, and automatically revealed the first opponent that the two were looking for.

The familiar sound of electricity flashed by, and in the center of the screen appeared a blonde young man in armor, with handsome facial features, and everywhere exuded a princely charm.

Juno, who was about to go upstairs, suddenly stopped moving.

Just when Tang Qi couldn't help but doubt his charm, he was quickly relieved from the TV commentary.

"The new King's State, the guardian is His Royal Highness Prince William. ”

"He is not a real prince, but he forces the citizens to call him His Royal Highness, and in addition to that, he is an extremely determined harem party, and he is building a golden palace for marriage in the whole state, and more than tens of thousands of women of school age have already applied for the enlistment, hoping to enter his palace. ”

"He has a total of thirty cards, the strongest card is a monster forbidden card called 'Sleeping Golden Scales', which is a golden dragon from an exotic land, and the rest of the cards are mostly [Other Categories]. ”

In the introduction, the full picture of a beautiful card is projected directly on the screen.

The pattern in the center of the card is a giant dragon lying on a mountain of gold, looking condescendingly at the outside of the card with an arrogant, bloodthirsty gaze.

Juno's eyes lit up slightly, and he looked at his apostle Don Qi.

Tang Qi, who was already familiar with the "psychic" he belonged to, understood Juno's meaning in seconds.

waved his hand and said helplessly: "Yes, I know, he has a dragon, I'll help you grab it." ”

The two reached a consensus, and under the guidance of the girl, they walked out of the basement.

Tang Qi had already learned the composition of Juno's family in advance through those movements and without meeting each other.

A pair of parents who are still alive, and an older sister who is in a relationship.

Out of the basement, the two sides immediately met.

Through the narrow and messy passage, Tang Qi looked at each other with an aunt in the kitchen, a fat and bald middle-aged man in the living room, and a couple who were hugging and nibbling together at the door.

Not surprisingly, Juno's family saw her and a young man walk out of the basement, all petrified without exception.

Juno, who has been promoted to "psychic", has no intention of explaining, and when he passes by the living room, he picks up a golden pig piggy bank and walks to the door.

"I'll be back for dinner, there's guests tonight and I want to eat beef patties. ”

Dropping a stream-of-consciousness remark, the girl left the house with Tang Qi.

As soon as they walked out of the house, Tang Qi and Juno looked at the sky in the distance at the same time.

It is the capital of the new King State, a large metropolis that was forcibly renamed "Princes' City".

At this moment, in the center of the city, above three adjacent buildings that completely overlook the other buildings, an extremely luxurious, exuding the smell of wealth "Golden Palace" is like a golden sun, blinding the eyes of all the inhabitants of the city.

Obviously, the owner of the palace is the strongest psychic in this state, the so-called guardian above all the citizens.

Juno, who had just been promoted to psychic, and the apostles she had summoned at the same time, spit out her feelings about the Golden Palace.

"It's so beautiful, it's going to be very comfortable to lie in. ”

"It's middle two, and bad taste. ”

After commenting, Tang Qi broke free from the salted fish pollution slightly, put his hand on Juno's shoulder, and the two turned into a streamer and appeared in front of the Golden Palace in the blink of an eye.

In the square, which is completely paved with gold bricks, there is a long, long queue.

And the people in line are all the same kind of people.

Beautiful women are all beautiful women between the ages of eighteen and twenty.

They looked excited, expectant, and at the same time hostile to the other beauties around them.

"His Royal Highness Prince William is a harem party, but the fewer competitors the better, preferably some ugly bastards who are not as good as me, and I should be the real mistress of this beautiful palace. ”

This is the thought that Tang Qi perceives the most when he arrives in the square with Juno.

And the next second, the new salted fish girl psychic who instantly attracted a lot of attention didn't have time to greet the beauties, and was immediately attacked by a large number of people.

The beauties from the entire New King State, with their own characteristics, first looked at the newcomer who appeared inexplicably, and after realizing that she was not threatening, some beauties couldn't bear it and complained.

If it is a world where normal logic exists, even if it is a personal attack, most of them are muttering to themselves.

But here, the beauties speak clearly and unabashedly.

"Look, there's an ugly guy here. ”

"Look at the freckles on her face, she doesn't have a mirror in her house, it's so pitiful. ”

"Ah, my eyes, it's polluted, what kind of dress is that, my grandmother won't wear it, did she pick it up from the garbage?"

"Huh, which side is her chest and which side is her back?"

"Her breath reminds me of my pure-blooded cat, the little dried fish that I hate to eat the most, it's so salty. ”

......

Tang Qi thought that he was also a poisonous tongue player, but at this moment, he felt that he had lost.

When he arrived at the Golden Palace with Juno, Tang Qi re-transformed into the "Mysterious King Card", which was at Juno's own request.

Although she is a salted fish psychic, the three-minute heat that is still maintained makes her feel that her apostle must have an official advent picture.

Tang Qi suddenly felt that it was fortunate that he listened, otherwise he would have to be attacked.

It became a card, and Tang Qi's perception was not affected.

So at this time, he can completely feel that the salted fish girl, who remains indifferent to everything, is giving birth to an emotion called anger.

A faint but obvious aura of magic poured out of Juno's body.

At her feet, a magic circle took shape on its own.

The "Mysterious King Card" transformed by Tang Qi's projection floated in front of Juno.

The salted fish girl pinched the cards in her fingers, and for the first time a vicious look appeared on her face, glaring at a group of beautiful women with discolorant faces, word by word, spitting out what she thought was the most terrible threat.

"I'm going to turn you all into ...... Small! Fish! Dry!"

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