The bone frame roared: "Of course it's a man, and the old lady doesn't engage in J." ”

Zhang Xiaoxi spread his hands and said: "Where to find Rulai, it should be that fake, my sister has basically not changed a man for several lifetimes." ”

The bones make a sniffing motion, and then scratch their brains to express doubt. After a long, long time, the bones said, "Doesn't it taste right?" A group of people were speechless!

After a while, the skeleton became the size of a normal person, and then she probably felt that it was not good for her to become such a ghost, and as soon as her body turned, she became a beautiful woman. stepped forward and made a blessing salute to everyone, and then weakly spoke: "You are really not the dead monkey." ”

Xiao Xi asked the white bone spirit speechlessly: "Tell me, what did that dead monkey dare to do?"

Ai Ai told them a story about a scumbag who cheated on love and sex. After she finished speaking, Xiaoxi yawned and said, "Eldest sister, how long have you not gone out?" Heaven and earth, but anyone who is not dead in the cave and does not go out, knows that the monkey on Huaguo Mountain is a mother!"

The white bone spirit felt so embarrassed! She complained weakly: "Monkey King, aren't they all male?"

Xiao Xi stretched out his hands: "So I asked you how long you have been at home!" Nezha, Yang Jian, including the Howling Sky Dog, couldn't hold back all of a sudden, and instantly laughed. This skeleton is a little silly, isn't it?

On the contrary, Xiao Xi asked with great interest: "You skeleton, who is he? You have a very good courage! Anyway, you have never seen the prototype of that guy? Is it six ears?"

The white bone spirit said with a serious face: "It's just a big monkey in a skirt." Male. A group of people covered their faces.

Xiao Xi asked very seriously: "Do you want to take the goods back?" The white bone spirit nodded, so the troublesome trio ran to block the door of Lingshan again, and started the scolding mode, the central idea is to hand over the six-eared macaque, otherwise there will be a fight.

The people of Lingshan naturally said that there was no such monkey, Xiaoxi asked Yang Jian to find the Jade Emperor, this monkey was wanted in the Three Realms, and if we couldn't catch the monkey, we would live in Baihuling, learn from the scriptures, and don't do it!

Yang Jian is the person who went to find the heavenly court with a smile, and what is even more pitiful is that Yang Jian went up and buttoned down a big hat, saying that the Buddha of the West shielded the flower thief, the white bone lady of the black pine forest, and hoped that they would seek justice for him. He also said that Buddhism resolutely refused to hand over the flower thief.

The Jade Emperor is a disciple of Hongjun Ancestor, and he is also a disciple of the Taoist lineage, and he can be polite to Buddhism if he wants to, and he doesn't need to be polite if he doesn't want to be polite, this is completely a matter of face.

Now that Sanqing is in the same breath, plus a crazy fox, it is obvious that the Dao Gate is a big matter, how can he save any face for the Buddha Sect. What's more, isn't it just a monkey? Since you want it, you can hand it over, anyway, the gap between male monkeys and female monkeys is quite big.

What's more, Sanqing's meaning is also to ask the Buddha to hand over the monkey, but their statement is: "Do it according to the will of the great sage, otherwise, she will come to the heavenly palace idlely, don't ask us for help, our dojo, she wants to demolish it." "It's embarrassing.

Considering the consequences, the Jade Emperor resolutely issued an announcement of the Three Realms, arrested the six-eared macaque, and asked the Buddha to cooperate. If you are so angry, but there is no way, the Jade Emperor has asked to release the person, then he can only ask someone to help catch the monkey.

The six-eared macaque was tragic in an instant, and the Jade Emperor was also the first god in history, and the Jade Emperor said that he was very wronged. The fact is that there are a lot of rotten peach blossoms on the six-eared macaque, and the Jade Emperor told the Three Realms like this, but fortunately, several groups of monsters have gone to Baihuling, the White Bone Cave, and squatted to guard this dead monkey pretending to be Sun Wukong.

Therefore, after Guanyin sent people to the White Bone Cave, a group of unscrupulous monsters made a big oolong, and it became a joke of the Three Realms for Sister Guanyin.

It's very simple, the current Guanyin has been completely feminized, so the demons think that it was Guanyin who abducted the stinky monkey and didn't let him come back, and their group of demons were abandoned.

The six-eared macaque saw that the women were thinking this way, so he was very shameless in admitting it. Guanyin hated others to say that she was a woman, and the six-eared macaque who thought she was smart was re-educated by Guanyin. Alas, the fight is almost no monkey.

Guanyin shouted a very classic sentence: "I am a man! man!" It's just that the demon girls looked at Guanyin's convex and backward appearance, which was simply better than their figures.

What's more, he yelled directly: "Take off your pants and see if there is a wrench." "Guanyin is angry! He has been dealt with by Xiaoxi, and now he is almost no different from a woman, but these demons are too bullying!

Seeing Guanyin going crazy, he took out a posture of subduing demons and subduing demons, and a group of little demons were intimidated in seconds. But those little strange words, but did not spare Guanyin at all, Guanyin really had the intention to kill the six-eared macaque, a dead monkey, but this would ruin the matter, although now things are almost yellow.

At this moment, a more interesting rumor came out, and the demons heard the rumor that the six-eared macaque and her Monkey King were a couple, but Xiaoxi was too tough, and the six-eared macaque would run away from home angrily.

Anyway, Xiaoxi's image is a domestic violence heroine, and the six-eared macaque is the kind of woman who has been persecuted too much and has been abusive. This matter was sent by the Jade Emperor to Yang Jian back to Heaven, and after writing this rumor and the rumor-monger clearly, he handed it to Xiao Xi to see.

Xiao Xi smiled after reading it, Buddhism is doing this! Xiao Xi threw the note to Yang Jian and said: "Let the surnamed Zhang tell the truth of this matter to the Three Realms, and also, if you don't take it for a while, the old lady will fight." ”

Nezha asked with great interest: "Where to fight, count me in." ”

Xiao Xi gritted his teeth and said: "Look for those bald donkeys' bad luck! Dare to arrange the old lady and give them face!" Nezha always felt that there seemed to be something wrong with this dialogue. Look at Tang Seng, Tang Seng shook his head very vaguely, but complained in his heart: Little doll, don't you think, does this fox in front of you have signs of madness?

When the Jade Emperor received Yang Jian's feedback, he also felt that it seemed that things were a little bigger. Just when they were discussing the solution, Xiao Xi had already killed Lingshan, and this time the nonsense was saved, so he hit it with a stick.

She came from the real world anyway, so the monk of Lingshan saw the power of modern weapons, and Xiaoxi directly conjured a machine cannon. It's still the kind with no dead ends, the bullets are replenished by aura, and the bullets don't look like warheads, but knives.

There was a burst of ecstasy, and Lingshan suddenly bled into a river, and Xiaoxi didn't see if it was accurate, so he was beaten. She's a nine-tailed fox, and the eleven forts are simply stress-free!