"System," Xiao Shuai quickly asked the system after collecting the money: "System, what is the next light?"

System: "The light opening part is random, does the host choose to open the light now?"

Xiao Shuai: "......"

Random?!

Random is random, it doesn't matter so much. Brother now has 5,000 yuan in his hand, and the so-called double happiness is coming, and it must be opened!

"Open open and open!" Xiao Shuai directly chose to open the light: "Let's see what can be opened this time." ”

As soon as he finished saying this, the system panel suddenly appeared in his mind.

The miniature version of his own little figure began to spin slowly, and then it began to light up one part at a time like a fruit machine!

First the feet, then the calves, then the thighs, then the small dings, then the heart, liver, spleen, stomach and kidneys......

Xiao Shuai: "Damn, your random range is too big, right?! There must be more than a dozen parts!"

System: "The heart, liver, spleen, stomach, and kidneys are also organs. ”

Xiao Shuai: "......"

emmmmm…… It seems to make some sense......

The various parts of the villain in his head took turns to glow with golden light, faster and faster, faster and faster, and finally suddenly slowed down, just when it was the turn of the villain's head, first the hair, then the nose, then the ears, and finally when the golden light stopped on the villain's mouth, it finally stopped.

"Ding-", and the system immediately began to announce: "Congratulations to the host's mouth for being lit up and gaining the function of 'Good and Not Bad Soul Mouth'." This feature costs 500 red points per redemption for 24 hours. The first use is given to the system. Today's host has functions: the eye of the emoji, the good and not the bad Willing's mouth, and the effect is better when used together. ”

Xiao Shuai: "......"

Heaven and earth, is it possible to open up such a crow's mouth after such a great effort?!

Of course, as the so-called Maxima often exists and Bole does not often have, no matter how you say this crow's mouth, it is also produced by the system, maybe the effect will be very explosive?

Well, it's possible......

Xiao Shuai was thinking about it, and the system continued to speak-

System: "Main quest release: Experience the 'Good and Not Bad Soul Mouth' function." Quest requirements: Please go out immediately to experience this function, task reward: 1982 Lafite cup, after the experience is over, the system will release the next task. ”

Xiao Shuai: "!!"

, 82 years of Lafite!

This brother has been drooling for a long time, didn't they all say it on the Internet, 82-year-old Lafite has been drinking but can't finish drinking no matter how he drinks, it must be too fake!

But this is sent by the system, so it's absolutely true!

Let's go out!

Xiao Shuai locked the door and began to wander on the street.

To be honest, he didn't know how powerful this "good but not bad Soul Mouth" was.

So I really don't dare to use it casually.

As a result, he was hesitating how to use it, when he saw an oncoming electric car driving straight towards him, and there was an eldest sister behind him who kept shouting: "Grab the bag! They robbed my bag!"

Xiao Shuai looked carefully, and sure enough, the man in the battery car grabbed a leather bag and drove fast!

There was also a villain on the head of the person who grabbed the bag and smiled proudly - "Hahahaha, I have gained a lot today, I just saw that this woman stuffed more than 3,000 yuan into the bag!"

Xiao Shuai: "......"

"How dare you do this in broad daylight?!" Xiao Shuai was furious, and he was ready to chase: "Why don't you go to the sky?!"

And then!

Xiao Shuai knew the power of his good and bad Soul Mouth!

I saw that the guy riding the bicycle was running forward, and a car parked on the side of the road in front of him suddenly moved!

It was really a car parked on the side of the road, everything was fine, the problem was that it happened to be a slope......

Slipped......

And then the rest gets interesting......

The bag snatcher was proud, didn't notice the car, but this time it hit the trunk of the car, the scene was called a dream, the whole battery car flew up, the guy who grabbed the bag flew into the sky like a cloud, that picture is not inferior to a Hollywood blockbuster......

Everyone around them had grown their mouths, and their heads drew a perfect arc with the guy who grabbed the bag.

With a "snap", the guy who grabbed the bag fell to the ground on all fours, and then a group of grass and mud horses on the head galloped wildly......

"!" Xiao Shuai's frightened eyes almost didn't jump out, he covered his mouth, and ran to the store without saying a word!

That's too powerful, isn't it?!

Say heaven is heaven?!

No, no, this feature must be paid attention to, if you really say something terrible, it will cause some disaster, then it will be a tragedy!

Well, go back and seal your mouth with clear tape!

Returning to the store like a thief, Xiao Shuai hurriedly called the system: "System, come out for me!"

System: "What's wrong?"

Xiao Shuai: "This function is too explosive, I don't want to do it, can't I? I don't dare to speak now if you do this! If you say that you want people to go to heaven, you will call people to go to heaven! That scene, my God, fly high!"

System: "This feature works best with the Eye of the Emoji." ”

Xiao Shuai: "Damn, I'm telling you to cancel this consecration!"

System: "It can't be canceled, but the host doesn't exchange it, and the effect will automatically expire after zero o'clock." ”

Xiao Shuai: "......"

Well, that's right, seal your mouth decisively!

Don't talk today!

System: "Mission completed, reward 82 years of Lafite Cup, system-produced, fidelity." Please prepare the host to pick up at the tap. ”

Xiao Shuai: "......"

Seal it again after drinking!

But then again, this is '82 Lafite, do you just use a faucet for a moth system?

Of course, no matter what, after all, the system gave away no drink in vain, Xiao Shuai directly found a thermos cup that had soaked wolfberries before, walked to the front of the faucet, and asked: "System, I just turn on the faucet?"

System: "Yes. ”

"Oh," Xiao Shuai sighed, and then turned on the faucet, and immediately he saw a stream of red liquid slowly flowing down from the faucet.

The color of the liquid was very beautiful, ruby-like, and it flowed into his thermos cup, and the whole room was filled with the fragrance of red wine.

Soon a cup of 82-year-old Lafite was connected, and the system kindly reminded: "This Lafite is a genuine 82-year-old Lafite, please ask the host to check the regular citation method in order to maintain the forced style." ”

Xiao Shuai: "......"

Don't you want to be so serious, isn't this thing just like a drink?

Besides, no matter how regular you drink, you can't stand this as a thermos cup......

Of course, the system's reminder is still very meaningful, so Xiao Shuai directly opened Baidu with his mobile phone and started querying.

"En......" Xiao Shuai touched his chin: "With such a high-standard treatment, is it necessary for us to write down this knowledge? What if we have the opportunity to use it in the future?" Although it is estimated that the probability of drinking Lafite for another 82 years is not large, but it is always okay to master a little more knowledge......

Turn on the learning feature!