297 Laughing to death!【Ask for subscription】
"What's going on?"
"yes, what the hell is going on?"
"Who is this old man? can scare Park Jichang like this. ”
The moment Park Jichang fell to the ground, everyone was stunned.
Including Meng Ke them,
He knew Uncle Guo's Taoism, but he really didn't expect that he would be able to scare Park Jichang in the little grandmaster realm when he appeared.
And at this time,
Park Jichang on the ground has the heart to die.
He is so special to provoke anyone, and he actually provoked all the big guys in the super grandmaster realm!
Damn it!
Didn't Park Xinyi say that this Meng Ke was a newcomer?
Thinking of Park Shin-yi's words, Park Gil-chang is now angry, and he will definitely not let go of this bastard when he goes back!
If it weren't for this bastard talking nonsense on the board, they wouldn't have been kicked out of SBS by the board, and now he dared to do such a dangerous thing!
Guo Zhirong looked at Park Jichang with a kind face.
It's just that the kindness on his face at the moment is no different from the scenes in horror movies in Park Jichang's eyes.
"Right...... I'm sorry...... I was wrong. ”
Standing up with a roll, Park Jichang bowed deeply at Guo Zhirong, spread his feet and ran.
No matter what, it's important to save your life first!
Internet.
In the live broadcast room.
The audience who saw this scene burst into laughter.
"I'll go. ”
"Poof...... What is this doing?"
"Are the people from the country of sticks here to be funny?"
"What's the origin of this uncle? So ferocious, he scared people away without moving. ”
"yes, who the hell is this uncle?"
In the laughter, many people became interested in Guo Zhirong's identity.
Even if many people don't know what the little grandmaster realm is, but just now Shen Jiajia broke out of the grandmaster realm and didn't care about Park Jichang,
After seeing Guo Zhirong, he ran away, you can imagine how high the other party's realm is!
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Scene.
The premiere continues.
After Park Jichang left, Meng Ke's side immediately blew up.
"It's so handsome. ”
"I'LL GO AND CALL FOR MY MASTER. ”
"The old man is amazing!"
Reporters also gathered around.
"Teacher Meng, what do you want to say?"
"Why did Park Jichang give you a hero post, is the matter of Park Xinghui really like the rumors on the Internet?"
One question.
Two questions.
Ten questions.
Soon, the reporters' questions made it impossible to understand what was what.
"Get out of the way. ”
"Don't squeeze. ”
"Stand back!"
The bodyguards rushed up and protected Meng Ke and Shen Jiajia at once.
"Take them to the car first!"
Meng Ke said to the bodyguard led by him, and he stood up to face the reporter, "What I want to say is that I don't know anything about the hero post at all.
Park Jichang openly made a heroic post to me on TV, this is provoking our Huaxia! Provoking our Chinese warriors!
As a fourth-level beginner, I will never allow such a person to step on our heads. ”
After a brief pause, there was thunderous applause around him.
The righteous and awe-inspiring Meng Ke became the object of worship of countless warriors like a god.
After the surroundings quieted down, Meng Ke asked loudly, "Why did SBS's Park Xinghui die?"
The Internet said that I had a premeditated killing,
If I really had a premeditated plan, there were more hateful people than Park Sung-hui,
The first thing is the horsepower this time, why didn't I have a premeditated plan for him, if my premeditated plan is really that powerful,
Ma Li, Liu Zheng, and Gao Heping don't know how many times they died!
Park Sunghui will die because of unpleasant retribution!
She plagiarized our drama and wanted us to pretend to be stupid, no way!
It is said that my [Prince Becomes a Frog] plagiarism, but who can point out the evidence of plagiarism? Is it because the characters are very similar?
If that's the case, is Journey to the West plagiarized? Is Dream of Red Mansions plagiarized? Is the Three Kingdoms and the Bible plagiarized?
I don't respond to that anymore. ”
After speaking.
Get in.
Outside the car, there was thunderous applause.
Song Lang slowly drove forward.
"Xiao Ke, I've already seen people, I won't accompany you in for a while, I'll go back first. ”
In the car, Guo Zhirong spoke.
"Okay, I'll let Xiao Song send you back. ”
"Hehehe, no, I'll pick me up in a while, you guys have fun, this young man, please stop the car." ”
Song Lang stopped the car.
Guo Zhirong walked down, "I'll go to the company tomorrow." ”
"Are you going alone?"
Meng Ke was a little worried, after all, he was an old man, but as soon as the words came out, he felt a little stupid.
What rank is Guo Zhirong?
It's good that this old man walks on the road and doesn't beat people, but ordinary gangsters dare to touch him?
"Hehe, okay, okay, I'm fine. ”
Guo Zhirong didn't think Meng Ke was stupid, he responded with a smile, turned around and left.
The car starts again.
Soon, the red carpet arrived.
After waiting in the car for less than a minute, Meng Ke got out of the car and walked into the venue from the red carpet.
Now he is no longer the little transparent he was more than a year ago, but a well-deserved behind-the-scenes boss, and his brilliance on the red carpet is not much less than Zhang Qing's aura.
Entering the venue, Yu Entai greeted him, "Xiao Meng." ”
"Old Yu. ”
"Frightened?"
"It's fine. ”
Meng Ke told the truth, he was ready to fight to the death,
There are so many martial arts cheats, even if he falls, he has the confidence to pick up a layer of skin from Park Jichang.
But now, it's not necessary.
"Huh. ”
Yu Entai didn't speak, and patted Meng Ke on the shoulder, "Let's go, the movie is about to start." ”
"Huh. ”
The scale of this "Journey to the West" is the same as that of the previous "Tangshan Earthquake".
It's just that more of the audience came this time, unlike the premiere of "Tangshan Earthquake", all of whom came were celebrities.
After Meng Ke came in, he was directly taken to the reserved position by Yu Entai.
Zhang Qing, Zhang Chuchu, and Lu Xing are all here.
"Director Meng. ”
"Teacher Meng, I haven't seen you for a long time. ”
"Teacher Meng. ”
When they saw Meng Ke, Zhang Chuchu and they all greeted him with a smile.
Meng Ke also responded one by one.
"Long time no see. ”
"Eh, it's beautiful again. ”
While speaking, Meng Ke took Shen Jiajia to sit down.
Seeing Shen Jiajia, Zhang Chuchu's eyes lit up, and he said with a smile, "Director Meng, is this your girlfriend? ”
"yes, do you think it's pretty too?"
Meng Kele responded.
Suddenly being praised like this, Shen Jiajia lowered her head a little shyly, "How can there be." ”
Here, Meng Ke was chatting with everyone in a whisper.
In the audience, many people are also discussing the upcoming "Journey to the West".
After all, it was a premiere, and people who came here entered the venue half an hour early, and when they entered the venue, their mobile phones had to be put in a locker, so they didn't know much about the outside world.
"I don't know if it's good or not. ”
"It's more than sixty yuan, if it's not good, it's distressing. ”
"Even if it's not good-looking, it's worth it, you don't see it, there's a star seat over there, and we might even be able to ask for autographs when the time comes. ”
While watching the big screen, many fans have already begun to ask for autographs.
And in the penultimate row of the audience, a man in a black sweatshirt and a black mask stared at the big screen in front of him with burning eyes, as if only the big screen in this world was what he paid the most attention to.
Sitting next to him was a middle-aged woman who was also wearing a mask and a hat.
Like a man looking at the big screen, she also keeps looking at men.
One second.
Two seconds.
……
For a full minute, the man in the black mask said impatiently, "What are you looking at?"
"Look at you, it's rare to see you so nervous. ”
The woman chuckled and teased.
"What kind of nervousness? I just wanted to come and see what the difference between his journey to the west and mine could be. ”
The man in the mask snorted coldly.
If someone who is familiar with him sits beside him, even if he covers it tightly, he knows that this is Gao Heping,
Sitting next to him was his wife, Yun Guiyuan.
But now, sitting next to Gao Heping is a twelve or thirteen-year-old boy, who doesn't even watch his movies, because no one in the family has been brought over by his mother, and he is happy to eat candy at the moment.
"You, you just can't pull your face, and you don't know how much you appreciate this director. ”
Yun Guiyuan chuckled.
"Hmph, I admire him? You think too much, I just look at it, I said that I was not as good as the bullshit I filmed Journey to the West, but now I want to see how good he can shoot,
Don't talk about me today, many people are waiting to see a good show,
Look around here, how many film critics do you know? ”
"Okay, I'm a woman, I'll wait to watch a movie. ”
glanced at Gao Heping, Yun Guiyuan didn't bother to take care of him.
It's not far from Gao Heping.
Yu Feng and Han Jingyun were also fully armed and sat in the audience.
Neither of the husband and wife spoke, but from Yu Feng's demeanor, Han Jingyun could feel that her husband was nervous at the moment.
In the past half a year, Yu Feng has been reluctant to admit Meng Ke's ability,
But in reality, isn't this a form of jealousy?
is obviously just a person with a little talent, but he framed his father-in-law and threw huge investments again and again.
The excellent let her husband fall out of favor a little, and if she succeeds this time, her father-in-law will inevitably love Meng Ke even more, but it won't work......
For a while, Han Jingyun was also struggling, she was eager for the success of this "Journey to the West", but she didn't want to succeed, and Yu Feng next to her was actually the same.
He's in mixed moods right now!
……
Half past six.
on the web.
Park Gil-chang's escape is a thing of the past.
Although there are still many people discussing this matter on the Internet, compared to the upcoming premiere of "Journey to the West",
Park Jichang is a bit dispensable.
The theme of Journey to the West has been adapted, which is now the attention of all Chinese people!
"Soybean has not been reviewed on the Internet?"
"I guess it won't be until tomorrow. ”
"I'm going, why am I so nervous. ”
"You're not alone, brother, who is nervous!"
……
Meng Ke Weibo.
It's rare that not many people are leaving messages today.
On the contrary, it is soybean.com, and a group of people are brushing up on the score, some high and some low.
It's a pity that this brush is pointless.
Because soon, these will be zeroed out before they have been brushed for 24 hours!
……
Seven.
The movie is on!
The lights are dim and the big screen is on.
On the black screen, the words "Yuxing Film and Television" are marked.
Then the subtitles dimmed, and the movie officially began!
In the night, the fairy spirit is wanton, Tang Seng, Sun Wukong, and Guanyin are facing each other in a red and dark environment.
"Sun Wukong, you brute, you originally promised the Buddha to escort your master Tang Sanzang to the West Heaven to learn scriptures,
You actually want to eat your master with the tradition of the Bull Demon King,
Do you know you've committed a mortal sin?"
"Don't be verbose, you chased me for three days and three nights, because you are a woman, I won't kill you, don't think I'm afraid of you!"
Wielding the golden hoop stick, Sun Wukong gritted his teeth and threatened Guanyin.
Tang Seng, who was sitting on the ground, spoke softly, "Wukong, how can you talk to Sister Guanyin like this?"
……
"Holy, what is this?"
"Is this Journey to the West?"
"Is Sun Wukong like this?"
"Where's the Bondage?
In less than a minute after the opening, the audience was already arguing into a pot of porridge.
Although the previous adaptation of Journey to the West is unreliable, there are still some shadows of the original work.
But now?
There is no "Journey to the West" in the whole opening,
Sun Wukong dared to talk to Guanyin like this, Tang Sanzang was a little soft, but it was too verbose, Guanyin was even more incomprehensible, and he could still subdue Sun Wukong?
The most annoying thing is that Tang Seng actually sacrificed himself in order to save Sun Wukong, and what moonlight treasure box is there.
Now everyone doesn't have a mobile phone, and if they have a mobile phone, they must go to the Internet to scold "Journey to the West"!
……
"I thought this kid could do anything. ”
Gao Heping in the penultimate row snorted coldly, his tone full of smugness.
"It's called Journey to the West, it's really big, and it has nothing to do with the original book. ”
Yun Guiyuan was also a little disappointed.
This drama is foreseeable, and the future will hit the streets.
……
"Brother Feng, what do you think?"
Han Jingyun turned her head and asked Yu Feng in a low voice.
"This is the beginning, and if it continues like this, it may not have much box office. ”
Yu Feng's words were very calm, but Han Jingyun could hear that there were actually a lot of tangled feelings in it.
"It's okay to pounce, so that the old man will not be so superstitious about this Meng Ke, and with the most intuitive understanding, he can make the old man more sensible. ”
Han Jingyun comforted Yu Feng.
"I hope so. ”
Yu Feng sighed.
In the past six months, Yu Entai has invested in more and more projects in Meng Ke.
I hope that "Journey to the West" will make Yu Entai more rational after hitting the streets.
……
on screen.
The movie goes on.
After a very abrupt opening, the scene shifts to the desert.
A masked woman, riding a donkey and holding an umbrella walked over slowly, and the camera was given to her hand, which was a peach blossom.
As the camera switched far and near, a man with a full face and beard lay in front of the camera, his body moved with the woman's movement, the dubbing was melodious and empty, and the noise just now was reduced a lot.
"Woo woo woo...... Slightly ...... Woo Woo Woo ......"
The bearded man ran back and reported to a group of accomplices who were crouching here.
"Phew, give him a piece of meat!"
A familiar character finally appeared in the middle of a group of people, Li Jiecheng.
But this time, Li Jiecheng's appearance is very sloppy, sitting on a stool and shaking, he doesn't look like a good person.
"What is this?"
"It's so slow, what the hell are you going to talk about?"
Six or seven minutes have passed, and yet the whole movie is still incomprehensible.
"Journey to the West", without Sun Wukong, without Tang Seng, the content of a round can't be matched, it's too grassy!
Some viewers have already accumulated resentment in their hearts,
But when I think of the ticket money, I look at it patiently.
Finally, after watching the scene for nearly twenty minutes, everyone understood that this was the reincarnation of Sun Wukong after he was accepted before.
The woman who came over was not a good stubble, but a spider spirit!
The plot gradually deepened, and there were not so many people who were entangled in the original work of "Journey to the West", and everyone began to be attracted by the nonsensical performances, and laughter slowly began to come from the audience.
Thirty minutes.
Forty minutes.
Fifty minutes.
An hour has passed, and no one in the audience has anything to do with the theme of "Journey to the West", and the audience's attention is attracted by Lu Xing and Li Jiecheng's exaggerated performances.
Especially when the old demon of Montenegro came out to inhale yang qi, the Supreme Treasure and the Bodhi Ancestor looked greedy for life and afraid of death, which made the audience laugh and leaned back and forth.
"Hold the grass, that's fine. ”
"I'm laughing to death, this Bodhi Patriarch is too!"
"No, no, my tears are coming out, the Supreme Treasure is too unlucky. ”
"Is this still Bodhi Ancestor?
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