This unserious old couple, do you want such a big brain?

"Dad, Mom," Xiao Shuai sighed helplessly, and said, "Can you not think about these things that you don't have?"

"What's the matter?" Dad touched his chin: "Got the certificate?"

Xiao Shuai: "......"

"No! no!" Xiao Shuai said frantically: "I'm only 25 this year, I have to wait at least a few years to get married, okay?"

The old mother stared at him and said, "You kid, what is the right thing to do in your life?" Our little handsome family is so handsome, finding a good girl is the right thing!"

"Work, work," Seeing that his mother was in a posture of arguing with herself, Xiao Shuai hurriedly waved her hand, diverted the topic and said, "Dad, look, I brought you something good today!"

"Good stuff, what good stuff?" asked Dad curiously.

"Absolutely good!" Xiao Shuai put his hand into the bag and said mysteriously: "Don't blink!"

As he spoke, Xiao Shuai took out the two bottles of 82-year-old Feitian Moutai that he brought back.

"Wine, or Moutai?" Dad saw the wine Xiao Shuai took out, his face suddenly became interested, and he directly stretched out his hand: "Quick!

Xiao Shuai handed the wine to his father with a smile and reminded: "Dad, you can always take it easy, don't be too excited." ”

"Excited, your dad and I haven't drunk any wine, and Moutai is ...... too" Dad said as he spoke, his eyes fell on the wine bottle, and in an instant, his whole person suddenly became petrified!

Date of manufacture: October 14, 1982!

Dad stared at the words on the bottle in a daze, and a small figure popped out of his head - "82 years of Moutai!

"How is it?" Xiao Shuai asked with a smile.

Xiao Shuai's father came back to his senses, he looked at Xiao Shuai, his face suddenly became serious, and asked, "Where did you get this wine?"

"The customer sent it, hehe, it's okay, right?" Xiao Shuai replied casually, and before he came back, he had already figured out how to explain the origin of the wine.

When my father heard this, he frowned and said, "Do you know how much this wine costs from the customer? This is Feitian Moutai in 822, this bottle is at least 10,000 yuan, what kind of customer do you have such a big deal?"

"It's my customer!" Xiao Shuai said with a smile.

"The customer who is watching things, is it just your broken feng shui?" the father was surprised, and looked at Xiao Shuai suspiciously, and the villain on the head shook his head like a rattle: "Impossible! Absolutely impossible! This kid has learned badly?"

Xiao Shuai: "......"

I don't even believe my son's words!

"Okay, kid, dad, look at your appearance, isn't it just a bottle of wine, and the child is still the same as the interrogator, hurry up and eat. The mother said, turned her head and looked at Xiao Shuai with a smile - after all, he is his own son, how pleasing to the eye!

"This is not a trivial matter, don't interject," the father snorted, "What customer would be willing to give away such a good thing?

"That's a big deal," Xiao Shuai suddenly became proud when he mentioned this: "The hot pot restaurant that my customer opened before lost more than 200,000 yuan, not to mention, the entire restaurant basically has to lose tens of thousands of dollars every month." As a result, I showed him, and guess what? Now that he has switched to selling fruits, his daily turnover has exceeded 10,000! That month's income was close to 100,000 yuan, and he gave me these two bottles of good wine as soon as he was happy. ”

When Xiao Shuai said this, he smiled and said: "Dad, I have all summed it up, you drink one bottle of these two bottles of wine, and keep the other bottle for my future father-in-law, wait for me to drink it on the day I get engaged, there will be face!"

"The stinky boy thinks far away," Dad smiled, took the wine and looked at it carefully, sniffed it again, and then looked at Xiao Shuai again: "You really didn't lie?"

Xiao Shuai: "Really not!"

"Don't lie to me, such a valuable thing is not a trivial matter," Dad was a little puzzled. But after thinking about it, although his precious son is a little handsome, he probably can't do the fraud......

"Mom," Xiao Shuai gave his father two bottles of good wine, and his mother naturally couldn't be empty, so he immediately said: "This time I'll bring you a gift when I come back, look at what this is!"

As he spoke, he took out a small silver pixiu from his coat pocket.

"I'll see," the old mother took it and looked at it, and said curiously, "What is this puppy for? I'm not a dog." ”

Xiao Shuai: "......"

"This is Pixiu, Pixiu, for attracting wealth and warding off evil spirits," Xiao Shuai said frantically: "It's not a dog!"

"Oh, the ball," the mother didn't care about it anyway, but the son was happy, first wearing it around his neck, and then asking, "This ball can ward off evil spirits?"

Xiao Shuai: "......"

"This is Pixiu, Nian Pixiu," Xiao Shuai explained to his mother: "This is what I asked for a master who has attained the Tao to open the light, and it is good to be effective, ward off evil spirits and attract wealth and health, and you can wear it to prolong life and be healthy and spiritual." ”

"Look at my son, ah!" The old mother didn't say a word and showed off at the old man: "This thing for us is applauded." Just your broken wine, drink two sips and it will be gone, how can you wear it for a lifetime like me?"

The little people in her head are already jumping and dancing with joy!

Xiao Shuai: "......"

Dad: "......"

Speaking of which, this Pixiu is really what Xiao Shuai specially prepared for his mother.

After all, he has the function of opening the light, and he can open the light to others, and his dear mother naturally can't forget it.

So this +7 Pixiu, Xiao Shuai gave it to his mother as a gift, which was the best - when it was first opened, the system was specially detailed, "+7 Pixiu necklace, health index +8, fortune +8, promote blood circulation, prolong life, can ensure peace and security within a year, no disasters and no disasters, it is really an excellent gift for family travel to relatives and friends." ”

Requires 399 redness points.

When he came back to redeem this in the car, Xiao Shuai really felt pain for a while......

But when I think about this anti-heaven attribute, although it is a little expensive, this is a real bonus, which can make parents live longer, no illness and no disaster, and it is definitely worth the price.

It's just that the only regret is that this thing can only last for a year, so it can only be +7, and then the advanced one lasts for 10 years, it needs 9999, and I can't afford it for the time being......

"Okay, okay, look at your beauty," Dad looked a little hot, then changed the topic, looked at Xiao Shuai, and asked, "Stinky boy, what is the business you just said?"

"Ah, this," Xiao Shuai immediately smiled and said, "Dad, I came back today to tell you and my mother that my company is about to open!"

As soon as he heard this, his father's eyes widened: "What company?"

Xiao Shuai said with a smile: "Consulting companies, to put it bluntly, help people see things and solve things." ”

Dad: "......"

He was stunned for a while, and then suddenly exclaimed: "Fortune tellers can start a company?!"

Xiao Shuai: "......"