7.1·7 Talking about pandas
"Don't worry, I will definitely treat you well!" The giant panda walked to half a meter in front of Qingmei, squatted down the same way, and then said such a sentence with a solemn face.
Qingmei: "......" is confused! What kind of weird god unfolds?
Was there something going on that she didn't know about?
Dear, are you confessing?
Love at first sight with this grass?
What's the deal with your attitude of being responsible for others?
It seems that Xiaocao really has a story to tell you before?
Can we have a good chat?
Dear, please tune the talking channel to the same frequency track, OK?
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Qingmei continued to maintain a calm appearance with a noble and cold face, although she vomited countless grooves in her heart!
Perhaps the benevolent brother on the other side also felt the surprise and confusion of the green plum, and he chattered with high interest......
Qingmei found that this big cute thing also has its own chatter attributes.
"When I was a child, I used to hear stories from my grandfather about an ancestor in my family who adopted a little human girl as a pet. They signed a contract, grew together, and went through the world together, experiencing countless hardships and obstacles in the middle...... It was a long, long story, and my grandfather told me how well my grandfather treated his little human pet - taking care of her, protecting her, finding food to eat for her, helping her fight off fierce enemies, washing and cooking for her, folding her bed and warming the quilt...... My ancestor was such a good panda that stood up to the sky, and he was my role model, huh!"
The giant panda told the story of his ancestors with bright eyes, full of expectations, and great yearning.
He also emphasized the last "um" word!
What the hell is it, boy, that's not how you use it, okay?
Qingmei really wanted to say to the giant panda -- Meng Meng, the story of your ancestors may be reversed, you have been deceived, dear? Your ancestors obviously did a thing that pets do, how could they still proudly think that they adopted a pet? Either the human being was too dark-bellied, confused the subordination, and deceived him; or your parents told stories and bragged indiscriminately and fooled you, and the little stories before the bed in your childhood should not be fully listened to, dear?
However, looking at the glittering look on the plush round face of the big cute thing, Qingmei couldn't bear to swallow the questioning words that were about to blurt out, forget it, don't break the fantasy of his childhood story......
After all, it's possible that this is a true story, and who says it can't be the other way around, and the beasts take humans as pets?
When Qingmei was so entangled, she only heard the giant panda continue to be in front of her, and then chattered: "Ahhhhh......hhh
Bang, the illusion is shattered, the simple and ignorant little pitiful......
The story of the ancestor of the giant panda is really the opposite!
Qingmei looked at the big cute thing with pity and complexity, poor child, disillusioned, come, come to my sister's arms, my sister comforts you...... Sister wants to ravage your fluffy chubby body, it's been thinking about it for a long time, so it's good.
The giant panda's face was foggy, and he couldn't understand such a complicated look...... Immediately, he looked at Qingmei happily, sure enough, she was also willing, she was also very happy, ahaha.
So, the big cute thing excitedly assured again: "Don't worry, I will definitely treat you well!"
What the hell is it to rest assured, Qingmei bared her teeth, why did the topic inexplicably turn to this point?
The giant panda made persistent efforts and actively stated: "Since listening to the story of the ancestors when I was a child, I have always thought that it would be good to be able to pick up a little human pet of my own, I will definitely be better than the ancestors to her, you can rest assured, I will definitely be better to you in the future, better than better...... I will take care of you, protect you, and I will help you...... balabala”
Qingmei was depressed and speechless,, are you picking me up as a pet?
It's unbearable!
No matter how cute you are, my sister can't bear it!
So, Qingmei didn't bother anymore, and decisively pointed out the loopholes in the ancestral story of the big cute thing one by one, and then elaborated with him about the subordination between the master and the little pet.
Don't believe all the bedside stories of your childhood, fairy tale fantasies are used to break them, ignorant teenagers!
The giant panda shook his dull furry face: "Oh, that's it, so...... That human being is the owner, and my ancestor is his pet?"
Uh-huh, obviously!
Let you pick up people as pets casually, the three views have been subverted, it's uncomfortable!
Qingmei thought that the big cute thing would be very lost, begging for comfort and hugging or something......
As a result, he quickly became excited about this big wonder: "Ahaha, the story is like this, then it's okay...... Anyway, I've had ambitions since I was a child, and my wish is to adopt a small pet and pet ...... Pet...... Pet...... Don't worry, I'll ...... well."
Stop, stop, Qingmei rudely interrupted the big cute's confession again!
Your ambitions are a little weird, boy!
Qingmei Yan solemnly expressed her refusal: "I! refuse! I don't want to be the pet of any creature, including you...... Resolutely disagree, absolutely impossible!"
The giant panda bitter gourd snorted: "But, do I still want pets......
Can you still communicate well,!
You're obviously the most suitable big cute thing to be a cute pet, but you want to treat others as small pets, is the world swollen?
Even if you have to have one as a pet, it's also your big cute thing to be this girl's cute pet! Of course, this is just angry talk, Qingmei's values, but there is no pet to say, because she thinks that even if she is positioned as a "pet" individual, no matter how good it is, it always seems to have a sense of contempt, so if the relationship really reaches a certain Cheng dù, Qingmei is more willing to position this relationship as a "partner".
Having said that,Qingmei does have an idea,It's not that the average child who lacks love will always want to have a little friend to play with him and grow together,Perhaps,What he wants is not a so-called pet,It's just that in the story of the ancestors,The deeds of the two of them working side by side are deeply imprinted in his mind.,He defined the kind of intimate friends he longed for that kind of trusted intimate partners" as "pets". Perhaps, he is just a child who lacks love.
Therefore, Qingmei tried to guide the giant panda to tell the "cause" of the "fruit" of the "fruit".
Actually,I don't need to guide it.,It's effortless at all.,Big cute thing himself said his past from childhood to adulthood.,It's worthy of chattering (*@ο@*) Wow~
Yes, Qingmei finally identified, the giant panda is a big chatter.
Qingmei didn't pay attention to him, he could keep talking on the side......
Well, Qingmei also got a general idea of something in the end:
The giant panda's family was originally stationed in the valley not far from here, his father is the head of the clan, busy with the clan's major decisions, his mother is also in charge of a lot of chores in the clan, he has been free-range since he was a child, the child is lonely, always bullied by other children around in groups, and his father is the leader of the clan, to maintain fairness and strictness, will never help him, but also strict self-discipline, lenient outside, would rather let him be wronged, just let it go...... Of course, more often than not, his father and mother have been negligent to him for a long time, and they don't know about the various deeds of him being bullied.
Fortunately at first, Da Meng also had a grandfather who told him stories, accompanied him, and often took care of him. Later, when his grandfather passed away and the child was isolated, he always played alone, and the most precious toy was a log ball made by his grandfather, which he rolled around every day......
Until one day, this most cherished round wooden ball by the giant panda was broken by other cubs, and that time, the giant panda finally got angry and beat those bear cubs hard.
In fact, he had practiced a stunt before, originally to make his grandfather happy and happy, and to show him the performance, but later he practiced the results.
This kind of stunt is that he can hold his head with his limbs, and then sink in, arch his back, wrap himself into a round ball, and after flying around for a long time, his strength will be inexplicably enhanced.
In layman's terms, it is a big cute thing that he accidentally became a martial arts master when he was very ignorant and the other clans around him didn't know about it.
Therefore, after losing the most precious round wooden ball this time, he was extremely angry, and he alone beat down a group of bear cubs around him in a powerful and domineering manner, which caused a big disaster, attracting the intervention of the elders of the clan, everyone accused him in unison of not having the love of the same clan, just for a broken ball, he actually played such a ruthless hand on his companions, he should be severely punished, no rules are not a circle, such a ruthless cub must be severely restrained him, lest he go down the wrong path in the future......
After his strange father and mother waited for everyone to disperse, they led him to the Siguo cliff next to the forbidden land in the clan, asked him to reflect on it, and even asked him what was going on with this demonic ability...... He was wronged, he was sad, he was resentful, he stubbornly didn't say a word, he was silent and silent.
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Look at it, just like Qingmei guessed before, the big cute thing is just a poor child who lacks love.
It's a chatter about the big cute thing, because, in the loneliness of the long days, he likes to talk to himself, play different roles, at first when the grandfather was dying, in a state of confusion, the big cute thing was scared and frightened, every day kept chattering in his ear, hoping that he could open his eyes and wake up, although in the end he still didn't come back, but, the giant panda he has been used to talking to himself, He talked to himself to dispel this loneliness, loneliness and coldness, and from time to time he ran to his grandfather's grave and often talked to him......
Over time, the giant panda has naturally become a chatterbox!