Chapter 186 "Lao Tie, give me face, don't sleep?"
Get a maple leaf and dew to wake people up?!
Shen Yuming has studied medicine for decades and has heard of this theory for the first time!
There is no scientific basis at all, is it okay? This kind of thing can be compared to millions of high-end medical instruments?
"I'll do it right away," Shen Yuming didn't believe it, but Mao Yuhan was convinced, and immediately dialed a few phone calls, with the energy of Shengshi Group, it was naturally not a problem to get these things.
"God is chattering," Shen Yuming held his mobile phone to record the video, waiting to see what the scene would be.
After a while, a delicate and immaculate jade statue of Guanyin was sent over tightly, as for the dew and maple leaves...... It was just collected by Ding Gang of the Mao Yuhan family, and it was absolutely fresh.
"Alright, that's it. Xiao Shuai looked at the jade statues, dew, and maple leaves placed in front of him, and the corners of his mouth hooked up a smile slightly, and said, "Next, it is the time to witness the miracle!"
In an instant, everyone in the room was breathing tensely.
Shen Yuming held his mobile phone even more, not daring to relax at all.
To be honest, Shen Yuming knows what strength the Mao family has, and the person brought by Mao Yuhan personally should indeed have two brushes - it depends on whether he is good enough to fool this time!
Soon, Xiao Shuai bowed deeply to the statue of Guanyin Niangniang, and muttered some Buddhist scriptures in his mouth, and a group of people only felt unclear, and they couldn't understand it anyway.
After worshipping, Xiao Shuai gently poured the dew into the defeated maple leaf, and the action was as gentle as placing a work of art, for fear of falling into it.
"Isn't it just a drop of water? Shen Yuming muttered puzzledly, "From a scientific point of view, there is no difference between morning dew and ordinary water, it is purely psychological." ”
Xiao Shuai carefully poured out a drop of dew, and then explained with a profound face: "You don't understand this, metaphysics, this thing is called a water spirit." Wang Chong of the Han Dynasty said in "On Heng and Jiaorui": "The stream on the top of the mountain does not lead to the rivers and lakes, but there are fish, and the water spirit is also self-inflicted." Li Chaowei of the Tang Dynasty said in "The Biography of Liu Yi": The pillars are made of water, the bricks are made of green jade, the beds are made of coral, and the curtains are made of water spirits. The water spirit is the essence of the aura of all things in heaven and earth, and it is a precious treasure in the world. ”
Shen Yuming: "......"
Damn! This god stick has really made some preparations, and a broken dew can still pull so much! It's Han Fu and Tang poetry!
On the other side, the Mao family couple has a stronger look of worship in their eyes, Master Xiao is not only proficient in feng shui metaphysics, but also has a deep study of poetry and songs!
What is both ability and political integrity, what is Wencheng martial arts, this is it!
Xiao Shuai babbled for a while, and then slowly dripped the dew on the Guanyin jade statue.
When Shen Yuming saw this scene, he was puzzled: "Didn't you use this 'water spirit' to save people?
"Shhhhh......h
Shen Yuming: "......"
Is there going to be a golden light coming down in a while?
Guanyin Bodhisattva purifies sentient beings?
"Director Shen," Mao Yuhan looked at Shen Yuming and said coldly: "Please don't interfere with Xiao Shuai's consecration process, if there is such behavior again, I will ask you out immediately!"
Shen Yuming: "!!"
Shen Yuming was frightened by Mao Yuhan's cold gaze and took a step back, and said fearfully: "No, no, I'm just video, video......"
The terrifying aura of the eldest lady of Shengshi Group is so terrifying!
Under the gaze of everyone, the movements of Xiao Shuai's hands were still being carried out accurately. The dew slowly flowed through Guanyin Niangniang's bodhisattva appearance, and then flowed into her hands, slowly dripping down her crystal jade fingertips.
Half a drop sticks to the Bodhisattva jade statue, half a drop drips from the air, and the half drop of dew that Xiao Shuai said before is really not much at all, not much at all.
At this moment, everyone's hearts, including Shen Yuming, were in their throats.
Can this drop of dew wake up Mao Yunfan, a vegetative man who has been bedridden for many years, and can it break Ye Fanghua's fatal curse?
Xiao Shuai's hands kept moving, but his mind had already begun to communicate with the system-
Xiao Shuai: "System, isn't it okay to turn on the light now?"
System: "Yes, it takes 1,000 red dots for the brain to turn on." ”
Xiao Shuai: "Then open the light immediately!"
System: "The light starts, the target is Mao Yunfan, and the brain is recovering from brain damage...... The recovery ends. ”
Xiao Shuai: "!!"
Oh, that's fast!
Xiao Shuai looked at Mao Yunfan lying on the hospital bed with a smile, and waited for him to get up.
Ten seconds passed, and Mao Yunfan didn't move.
Twenty seconds passed, and Mao Yunfan didn't move.
Thirty seconds passed, and Mao Yunfan still didn't move......
What's the situation?!
Shen Yuming pursed his lips: "I'll just say, how is it possible, it's really ......"
Mao Yuhan frowned deeply, and asked in a low voice, "Xiao Shuai, is it ...... Failed?"
"It shouldn't be," Xiao Shuai scratched his hair and hurriedly asked the system: "System, can't he wake up because of Mao?"
System: "The damage to the target's brain tissue has been restored, but the mental level cannot be actively repaired by relying on enlightenment. Hosts can try other ways. ”
Xiao Shuai: "......"
Damn, you're just talking about this at this time, you're trying to kill me! Is there any other way to use it?
System: "Of course, for example, the host can ask him to give you face. ”
Xiao Shuai: "......"
Damn, I won't say it sooner...... I strongly suspect that you are cheating on my red spots!
System: "Please don't suspect that the host is cheating you!"
actually shamelessly admitted!
"This ......" The faces of the Mao family and his wife were a little ugly, and they weakly pointed to Mao Yunfan's position, "Master, is the opening of the light finished?"
"There's no rush for now, there's one last thing to be done. Xiao Shuai smiled mysteriously and said to Mao Yuhan on the side: "Believe me, I will give you back the most sober cousin." ”
Mao Yuhan nodded, although she was still a little worried in her heart, she believed that Xiao Shuai would not deceive people.
From the beginning to today, so many impossible things, didn't Xiao Shuai complete them!
"Have you finally started to deceive?" Shen Yuming muttered in a low voice, to be honest, the moment the dew was dripping just now, he really believed in Xiao Shuai a little bit.
But now it seems that it is still a deceptive trick.
"This kind of deception, I must finish the record of this book, put it in the hospital education video as a negative teaching material, and educate those young people who write outside the door. Shen Yuming thought to himself, and the phone was tightly pointed in Xiao Shuai's direction.
Xiao Shuai on this side didn't know Shen Yuming's thoughts, he took out a cigarette in this room, lit it and took a puff first......
Then he sat in front of Mao Yunfan's hospital bed with a big grin, put his feet on the bed, and then gently spit out a mouthful of eye circles......
That scene is just full of cramming!
Then I heard Xiao Shuai say with a smile at Mao Yunfan: "Lao Tie, give me a face, don't sleep?"
Mao Yuhan: "......"
Shen Yuming: "......"
Mr. and Mrs. Mao: "......"
Is it really good that you look so funny?!
Shen Yuming almost didn't laugh out loud, he suddenly felt that the young man in front of him seemed to be on his laughing point, just sitting there made people feel like laughing......
As a result, before he could pass this thought, he saw the vegetative man who had been lying on the hospital bed before, the vegetative man who had been lying motionless for most of the year, actually moved!
It's moving!
First the fingers moved, then the eyelids, then the ......
His eyes were open!
Mao Yuhan: "!!"
Shen Yuming: "!!"
Mr. and Mrs. Mao: "!!"
What the hell is this?!
Really woke up?!
"Where is this, what's wrong with me?" Mao Yunfan opened his eyes and muttered, and there was an unfamiliar ceiling in front of him.
Mao Yunfan slowly moved his gaze, looking at the unfamiliar environment around him with a confused expression.
The first thing that catches your eye is a handsome and miserable handsome face.
Damn, it's more handsome than me, it's not scientific!
Mao Yunfan complained in his heart, and then slowly glanced around.
Yuhan, parents, and a ...... Dropping the chin star?
I'll go, this guy in a white coat has his chin dropped too hard, enough to fit an ostrich egg!
"Hey, Yuhan, Mom and Dad, why are you here? and...... Why am I in the hospital? ”
"Brother......
The familiar voice fell clearly in the ward, and Mao Yuhan's tears instantly burst out of his eyes.
Wake up!
Her cousin, the cousin who often took herself to play with when she was a child, always gave herself good things to eat, and protected herself from being bullied by her classmates, finally woke up!
"Yunfan!" The Mao family and his wife hugged Mao Yunfan with a bewildered face emotionally, and big tears came out of their eyes, "I finally looked forward to you back......"
"What's going on?" Mao Yunfan didn't know the situation at all, so many years of coma was a big sleep for him, and under Xiao Shuai's treatment, his brain was completely awake, but his body was still a little stiff.
"Brother!" Mao Yuhan also stood aside with red eyes, and said movingly: "You have really slept for a long time, it is Xiao Shuai...... He's the one who woke you up!"
Xiao Shuai?
Mao Yunfan turned his head to look at the handsome guy standing aside, and the only person who could call the name "handsome" in front of him should be this person. Then he looked at Xiao Shuai and asked, "Are you my brother-in-law?"
Xiao Shuai: "!!"
Xiao Shuai was instantly happy!
Oh, Lao Tie, I didn't save you in vain when I said this to you!
"What are you talking about, brother!" Mao Yuhan's face flushed, hammered Mao Yunfan's thigh, and said in a voice the size of a mosquito: "It's just a friend." ”
Mao Yunfan touched the back of his head and asked a little confusedly: "But I did hear someone say just now that I asked me to give him face...... Besides my brother-in-law, who else do I need to save face?"
"Xiao Shuai!" Mao Yuhan hammered him angrily, and said angrily: "Explain it yourself." ”
Xiao Shuai: "......"
"Ahem. Xiao Shuai coughed lightly twice, and introduced himself: "Hello cousin, I, the chief planner and general manager of Longhao Consulting Company, Xiao Shuai, am a good friend of Yuhan, and I woke you up just now." ”
Practice?Awakening?
"Wait. Mao Yunfan suddenly realized something, "What did you just say, what did you do to wake me up?"
"Yes, cousin. Mao Yuhan sat on the edge of the hospital bed and explained softly: "You became a vegetative person in a car accident because of your pursuit of Ye Fanghua, and it was Xiao Shuai who invited Guanyin Niangniang to wake you up." ”
"You wait, you wait, I'm a little messy. Mao Yunfan pointed at Xiao Shuai, and then pointed at himself, "I understand the reason, but, Yuhan, how did you just say that he woke me up?"
"Please Guanyin Niangniang. Mao Yuhan nodded and repeated again, "Brother, I know it's hard to believe, but Xiao Shuai is really a magical person." ”
Can it not be magical!
Look at Shen Yuming over there, he was stunned, and his mouth was big enough to support an ostrich egg.
Everything that happened in front of his eyes was like a dream-
The master of metaphysics practices online, Guanyin Niangniang rain and dew grace, medical miracles reappear in the rivers and lakes, and vegetative people also give face......
Who can stand this, little brother!