Chapter 100: No Human Rights
You Fangfei sometimes really didn't understand Jiang Xia's thinking and thoughts.
Filming a scene, the investment and actor strength of the whole drama are good, and there are also several big-name stars in the group, all of which can guarantee ratings, why didn't Jiang Xia go?
She spoke here for five minutes, Jiang Xia listened silently, and then after she said that her mouth was dry, she replied "don't go" cleanly again, without any delay.
You Fangfei had the urge to smash her phone.
"Jiang Xia!" You Fangfei gritted her teeth and said, "Do you want to give me a reason to convince me, believe it or not, I'll beat you into meat sauce?"
"I don't believe it. Jiang Xia said cheaply.
After saying that, he regretted it.
"Okay, you wait for the old lady. You Fangfei seemed to be the incarnation of Zhang Pengpeng, and after a cruel sentence, she turned off her mobile phone.
Jiang Xia threw away his mobile phone, didn't sleep, and got up to wash. He now has a lot of debts and doesn't have to worry, and he doesn't itch when he has more lice. Zhang Pengpeng's side also wants to chop him up and chop it up and feed it to the dogs, and now You Fangfei also has this trend.
As a gentleman, I am always bullied by women, what is the situation?
Jiang Xia deeply felt that he had a very tragic life, look at the people who crossed, which one is not a bully and a cool bomb, which one is not the obedience of the sister, how did he get here, he is so hard? This is not scientific!
Who is to blame for being so miserable?
Jiang Xia thought while brushing his teeth, blame himself, he couldn't get angry with a beautiful woman, he couldn't get angry, he couldn't do it, this was a disease, and it couldn't be cured.
After washing, Jiang Xia continued to open the computer and type, and Yitian was still working hard. After thinking about Xianxia novels for a long time last night, Jiang Xia finally decided to use Shenji's "Yang God". When I watched "Yang God", the great cause of eight consecutive championships, I was very excited at the time.
The sharp-edged magic machine, "Yang God" jumped ship after writing, but it seemed to have exhausted the last light, and the next few books, the fire was on fire, but it seemed to lack the spirit of the previous books of the god machine. This is Jiang Xia's favorite online novel author, but later, he no longer watches it, just skips reading it after waiting for the whole book.
Before Jiang Xia's rebirth, he had just released his new book, but the popularity was no longer there, and there were still many die-hard fans, Jiang Xia was one of them in his last life, but unfortunately this book was not finished, and he ran to this world, which has to be said to be a pity.
In Xianxia, there are many good books, but the only thing that really makes Jiang Xia want to stop watching it is the book "Yang God". also happened to meet an old Zhou named Zhou Yi, and Jiang Xia remembered this book as soon as his head twitched.
Monday, Studio.
When Jiang Xia squeezed the subway to work, he was already half an hour late. Last night, he accidentally slept late, and he didn't get up this morning.
There were small snowflakes floating outside, and when Jiang Xia entered the door, although the snow on his body melted, he also brought in a snowball.
"Fatty, give you a glutinous rice ball!" Jiang Xia said as he smashed the snowball over.
Shen Fatzi really thought it was glutinous rice balls, so he reached out to pick it up, but he didn't receive it. was smashed on the head by Jiang Xia, and his entire fat face was covered with snowflakes.
"If you smash me, you will say that you will smash me, why lie to me and say that it is glutinous rice balls!" Shen Fat Man wiped his face, and he didn't have a good air.
Zhao Yongjiang laughed and said: "Fatty, you have been smashed, you just hate to lie to you that you are not glutinous rice balls? ”
"You know what, it's called the fat man's principle. Shen Fat Man rubbed his fat face and said.
Jiang Xia also smiled: "Fatty, if we make movies or something in the future, we will definitely find more roles for you." It's so funny."
"Actually, you're also very funny.Jiang Xia, do you know? I admire you very much!" said Shen Fatzi seriously.
Jiang Xia wondered, "Oh, what do you admire me?"
"I admire your spirit of not being afraid of death!" Shen Fatzi smiled, his smile was extremely obscene.
Jiang Xia tilted his head and asked, "Nani?"
Then, Jiang Xia was directly punched in the head, and before he could turn around, a huge black cloth covered his head. The black cloth was as tattered as the curtains, tattered and rotten, full of dust, and impermeable to the wind and light.
After his head was covered, Jiang Xia only felt that there were tens of thousands of hands, calling at him.
Jiang Xia was in the dark, drowning in dust, waving his hands disorderly, and then accidentally touched a soft place, and then the beating outside suddenly stopped. Jiang Xia was just about to break free, and a new round of more violent blows came.
It's like a siege battle, with feathers and arrows, covering all directions, without missing anything.
After the first round of all-round artillery fire, the second round of fire did not stop at all, and it became more intense.
There were three waves of attacks, and when the black cloth on Jiang Xia's head was revealed, he was dressed in clean clothes, and he could directly throw them in the washing machine, as if he had just been picked out of the soil.
One side of the face, one side of the other, the hair is messy like a chicken nest, and there is an antenna that looks like a Teletubbies, straight into the sky, oh no, the ceiling.
Jiang Xia sat on the ground, and there was the black cloth next to him, and after such a period of ravage, the black cloth was much cleaner. The surroundings are still dusty, and the dust just now has not yet fallen to the ground.
"Let's go, wash my hands, Pengpeng, the curtain just now was too dirty, next time I change it to the outside and it's not so dirty." You see, you'll have to find someone to clean it later. Ahem, choke me!"
"Ahem, indeed, Peng Peng, you have to pay attention next time!"
"I have no experience the first time, don't worry, I will never make this mistake next time. Let's go, two beauties, go to the bathroom and let me see if there is any development while I'm away......"
"You female rascal, Sister Fang Fei, let's run!"
Jiang Xia listened to the voices of the three people, and instantly knew who was tossing him, and also knew why Shen Fatzi was smiling so obscenely, it turned out that he was waiting for him here!
"Ahem, you guys, don't do me a favor!" Jiang Xia sat on the ground and pointed at the onlookers, "What are you shooting, ah? Give me all your phones, I want to delete them one by one!"
"Don't even think about it!" Feng Lin said with a smile, "Jiang Xia, be careful that I send things to you on the Internet, so that everyone can see it, Jiang Xia, the public enemy of the media, has been beaten." You say, will the media give me a prize for breaking the news?"
Jiang Xia was so angry that he could only cough dryly, and sat on the ground and couldn't get up, "You all have no conscience, eat me, drink me, and now you see that I am being bullied, and you don't even help me." ”
"No way, the five giants of the studio, three are bullying you, do we dare to speak?" Xu Fei said with a smile.
Jiang Xia was not happy, "I'm also a giant! I haven't seen you respect me much on weekdays." ”
"Jiang Xia, you don't understand, we love you!" Ni Jun said with a smile.
Jiang Xia almost lay down in fright, others said this sentence is very funny, but you Ni Jun said this, why is it so infiltrating?
"What, Jiang Xia, you better stand up first, what's the matter of sitting on the ground?" Wang Ke said.
If it weren't for the fact that he was still holding a mobile phone in his hand to shoot, Jiang Xia really wanted to list Wang Ke as a good person. When he said this, he just wanted to take a full-body photo of him after he stood up, don't think he doesn't know.
"No human rights!" Jiang Xia shook his head and sighed.
Zhao Yongjiang said obscenely: "You don't have human rights? The three giants of the studio have all been taken advantage of by you, and you don't have human rights?"
"Nani?" Jiang Xia wondered, "I admit that I have taken advantage of Gong Shan, I have taken advantage of Brother Peng, but I have not taken advantage of Sister Fang Fei!
"Hehehehehehe!" the onlookers laughed as they stepped back.
Jiang Xia felt bad, and heard You Fangfei gritted her teeth and said, "What's the matter?"
"Uh," Jiang Xia smiled all over his face, and looked back to make amends. Unexpectedly, as soon as I turned around, I saw You Fangfei's white shirt, with an extra paw print, printed on the chest, gray, the size of a claw, why is it so familiar?
Jiang Xia was beaten again, and when he really stood up, his entire body was crippled except for his face.
The entire studio, except for Jiang Xia, was all satisfied. Those who beat people smoothed their tempers, watched the party, and watched the excitement. Even Lang Qing happily took a video of Jiang Xia being beaten.
As the hardest one in the studio, Jiang Xia was still miserable when he arrived at the conference room.
The whole studio was laughing, Jiang Xia slapped the table and said, "What are you laughing at, what's so funny?"
Everyone didn't refute him, only Zhou Fan silently handed over the phone. There is a photo on it, which is the image of Jiang Xia entering the office.
"Damn, isn't this sharp!" Jiang Xia blurted out, and then finally knew why they were laughing, this image, it's strange if they don't laugh.
Gong Shan said ruthlessly while smiling: "That Mazha over there, do you see it? It's specially prepared for you, you can't sit on it with this image, it's a shame." ”
"I ......" Jiang Xia was about to retort.
Gong Shan glared at him, Jiang Xia was stunned, admitted it, and didn't care about women in general. Honestly sat on the maza, looking unloved.
Everyone in the studio laughed again.
"Okay, don't laugh!" You Fangfei said with a smile, "It's rare that everyone is gathered today, and there is a meeting, which happens to be the end of the month, and it is the end of the year, let's talk about the situation of the studio." First of all, let's talk about Shanshan, everyone knows about your Sister Shan's album sales. Although it has not yet exceeded one million, it is extremely close, and the sales of more than one million are almost ironclad. Regarding the profit of the album, Uncle Lang and others will tell you about it. ”
Everyone applauded, the sales volume is high and the profit is high, and the dividend in the hand is high.
"Second, the studio has been established for a year! At present, the income and expenditure of the studio are still up to Uncle Lang and others. Third, Shanshan received invitations to two Spring Festival Galas, and before the Spring Festival this year, it is estimated that everyone will have to work overtime. Fourth, we have to thank Jiang Xia, the great hero. ”
You Fangfei said and looked at Jiang Xia, and the rest of the people also looked at Jiang Xia. They all couldn't help laughing, and the heroes were mixed up like this, why didn't they sympathize at all?
"Thank me, just let me stop sitting here!" Jiang Xia tried to open his eyes wide and sell cuteness, "Do you have such a way to deal with heroes? Believe it or not, I'll show you every minute?"
You Fangfei smiled at him and said, "Don't believe it, are you jump......ing?"
Jiang Xia rolled his eyes and continued to be in love.
(PS: The protagonist was beaten up for the last time...... )