212. Crazy Bunny

Pelican Town has two special animals, a pelican that transmits positive energy, and a rabbit that makes farmers hate.

The war between the pelicans and the rabbits is endless, Britain and France staged the "Hundred Years' War" at the end of the Middle Ages, and the Hundred Years' War between the Australians and the rabbits continues.

January 16 is the town's "Independence Day", which does not refer to secession from the Australian Commonwealth, but to take back control of the territory from the rabbits.

Once Pelican Town belonged to the Rabbit people, these short and fat creatures came from far and wide to quickly occupy this vast land as invaders and develop into a Rabbit Colony.

Not to mention the gentle-tempered animals such as thylacines and rat kangaroos, even the "road rage" kangaroos were almost expelled. The oppressed first generation of pelicans bravely took up arms, and after unremitting struggle, finally defeated these fluffy demons.

Independence Day begins with Mayor Brian kicking down a "big rabbit".

The guy who played the rabbit has been playing for seven years in a row, which means being kicked down seven times by Brian, and he's happy to play the rabbit that everyone hates, because there will be five hundred dollars in income and the title of "Rabbit King".

In addition to this "Rabbit King", there will also be three townsfolk who play the role of "Rabbit Guards", who are armed with rabbit knives, but are actually long stuffed animals, and are not threatening.

People can throw rabbits with carrots and tomatoes in their hands, which are real vegetables.

At the end of last year, the "Rabbit King" was dyed red with tomatoes, and despite wearing heavy prop costumes, the actor took a three-day bath to get rid of the smell.

His wife said those three days were like rolling on the bed with a giant tomato.

To celebrate the town's freedom from the tyrannical rule of rabbits, each family donates some vegetables to beat the rabbits.

The person who plays the rabbit has to run all over the town, despite the heavy prop clothes that make it impossible for them to run fast.

Theoretically, it would be enough to let everyone take out what their own family produces, in which case, Emperor Wu would take the offspring of the cattle to attack the rabbit, and the scene would be very exciting, but this proposal was politely rejected by the four townspeople who played the rabbit.

So he had to donate two baskets of tomatoes, which he bought at the supermarket.

For the biggest festival in town, government employees have been in action since last night, and the whole town has been dressed up. The people in the government are very loving, and when they go out, they wear a big bad wolf hood.

Early in the morning, the entire Pelican town fell silent in the fiery single "fuckingrabbit", which has dominated the Pelican music charts all year round.

This popular song will make people show the joy of defeating rabbits.

The genius who created it, known as Mad Boy, played a good guitar, and is now in Prison 1 of Sini because he tried to molest a girl half a year ago, only to be knocked to the ground by the girl with his guitar.

The scandal didn't affect the popularity of his "fuckingrabbit" in Pelican Town.

The word fucking is a great use of the word that conjures up the idea that you are doing something more evil to the evil rabbit, and it is in the present continuous tense, a continuous action.

Emperor Wu brought his two baskets of tomatoes to the central square, and Kaibi also came, as a pelican townsman, she had not been left behind since she could speak.

As a little star in Pelican Town, Kaibi will sing Qian Niu's "TikTok".

Compared with "the bunny", this hi song can better represent people's mood, carnival! we want to party! we want to shout! we want to get drunk!

When the young men in the town saw Kaibi and Emperor Wu together, they all hugged their heads and were disappointed!

"Oh God, why that guy! If it were someone else, I might have been able to pry it away! But it's him, I can't do it! That guy's cow is worth more than mine!"

"Do we still have a chance? I wanted to wait until I was 25 to chase her!"

Kaibi wore a floral backless skirt with small high heels today, and her big brown wavy curls were draped at the back, which was super high and sexy.

Her presence caused a scream, followed by another as she grabbed Emperor Wu's arm.

"Honey, do you like it?" said with a smile.

Emperor Wu smiled and nodded, "Of course, it's just that the eyes of those young boys make me want to beat them up." ”

"It shows that your girlfriend is special. "Kaibi sent a fragrant kiss.

The two men carried the basket full of tomatoes into the pile of vegetables and returned to the crowd.

It seems that the farm harvest in Pelican Town has been good this year, with tomatoes, avocados, carrots, mangoes, and so on.

Independence Day was still high in the minds of the townspeople, and almost all of them were there, more than on the day of the horse race.

The South Australian cowboys have arrived, and Wu Di buys strawberry ice cream for Lily and Sophia, two little angels.

Lily was hugged by Tex, wearing cute cat ears hairpins, waving her chubby little hands to greet everyone.

Sophia is an independent girl who claps and sings with her grandmother Rachel, and when she sees Emperor Wu, she tells him about Roger the kangaroo.

The wallabby had been kept in her grandfather's yard, and Sophia's happiest thing to do every day was to say hello to it.

Cheng Zhe is chatting with an Asian girl, the girl is Zheng Shuang's type, it seems that he is going to fall in love.

Uncle Greg was sitting on a bench in the distance with Frank chatting with him with his spirits, probably reminiscent of his youth, when Frank was as popular as Emperor Wu.

Patricia went to Berkeley Racecourse today, and he would come with Lisa at noon.

When it was about to start, the South Australian cowboys and their families stood together, with a lot of aura, forming a beautiful landscape.

People will say, "Look over there! That's the South Australian ranch guys! They're a bunch of great people!"

"That young rancher's girlfriend is Miss Caitlin's daughter!"

As the best player in the last football game, Garo will have a small link to show his skills, and Sandra deliberately put on makeup for his son, which made Garo very embarrassed.

Four townsfolk who play rabbits don rabbit costumes and are scratching their heads on the stage to tempt the crowd.

The beautiful host took the stage to announce that this year is more special, in addition to the rabbit, there will be a piper in a flower dress.

When the celebration reaches a certain time, a man in a flower dress will appear, and he will play the melodious flute, and at that time, all the children will follow him.

The character of the Piper in Flower Clothes originated from a fairy tale, telling the story of the people of the small town of Hamelin in Germany who did not keep their promises.

At nine o'clock in the morning, the whole town gathers in the central square, which was dressed up as a festive sea long yesterday.