Chapter 40: The Poisonous Man
When it comes to kimchi country, people usually think of various men's and women's groups, and the dance music they bring constitutes people's main impression of this small country.
Luoyang personally doesn't like dance music.
In his opinion, dance music is just a prop used to match the dance, it exists completely for performance, not pure music, and more focused on bringing visual impact to people with dance than moving people.
Therefore, the dance music of Kimchi Country is a kind of music that pays attention to the outside and ignores the inside, and its lyrics are completely uninteresting, and any mess can be written into the lyrics, and no one cares anyway.
If someone cares and translates the lyrics of Kimchi National Dance Song, then he will definitely feel embarrassed just by looking at it, let alone singing it.
Luoyang likes songs with moving melodies and timeless lyrics, so he rarely listens to dance music.
Of course, this is not to say that dance music is bad, after all, people originally created it to cooperate with dance, and the lyrics are not important, you don't like it or not, you just want to find emotion in dance music, and you can't find someone who is desperately slandering, that's picking bones in eggs, it's purely sick.
It is undeniable that Luoyang does not like dance music, and rarely listens to the songs of the Kimchi Country, after all, almost half of the music industry in the Kimchi Country is dominated by dance music, and it is difficult for lyrical, rock, blues and other music to come out.
But if you haven't heard of it, you haven't looked for it, it doesn't mean that you don't, even if it's difficult to get ahead, there are still such a group of people in the music industry in Kimchi Country, who are silently making music, they don't look good, they don't have so many fans, the domestic market is small, and it is extremely difficult to survive.
In order to survive in a deformed market where hundreds of artists debut a year, but the total population is only 50 million, they can only continue to hone their skills and keep making good music.
There is no doubt that most people will hit the streets, and only a small number of people can fight their way out of the encirclement and wrestle with the men's and women's groups.
And the music of this part of the people will naturally not be bad.
And Zheng Ren is one of the musicians who have fought their way out of the encirclement, "Plum Rain" is also a very moving song.
Jassica's singing skills, among idol singers, are already considered to be the top level, although compared with Zheng Ren, a professional singer who can only eat by singing, it is still a lot worse, the bass is not very outstanding, the treble is transparent and clear, extremely sweet and pleasant, but it is not suitable for sad tunes.
However, she sang very seriously.
It's not just men who are serious and good-looking, but women who are serious are just as good-looking, especially Jassica, who is already beautiful.
When she sings with a touch of sadness, "You are my sun, and after you leave, it often rains in my eyes." Who can't be impressed?
After a long time, the song ended, and the aftermath lingered.
The air was quiet, but it seemed to be filled with music.
Jassica looked down and pulled the Girls' Generation album piled on the couch, her eyes gentle with a hint of sadness and melancholy, as if she was nostalgic for the old days.
Today is August 5th, and it has been eight years since her debut, and as she said before, she is not happy.
Luoyang looked at her and vaguely felt her complicated feelings.
He didn't like to see her melancholy on her face.
Obviously he was a heartless tsundere just now, why did he suddenly become depressed?
It's very scenic, isn't it?
Luoyang's eyes rolled and he did something even more scenic, he pulled out a tissue and scooped up the earwax.
Jassica gave him a blank look, "What are you doing? Do you have to do this in front of me?"
Luoyang retorted unceremoniously: "It's too sweet and greasy, you can't stand it, do you know?
"It's my own singing, and the fans don't know how much they like it!
Luoyang knew how to make her the hottest, so with a disdainful smile, his eyes scanned her up and down a few times, and then turned his head sideways without looking at her, and squeezed out a word from between his teeth.
"Cut~"
"Ahhh!!!!h
Jassica exploded in an instant, and pounced towards Luoyang with teeth and claws.
Luoyang pretended to be at a loss, deliberately avoided being caught up by her, let her slap her arm, choke her neck and lock her throat, and then screamed: "Murder your husband~" Take advantage of some verbal advantages.
The two fell into a noisy atmosphere again, which was really disturbing the people, but fortunately, the melancholy atmosphere was gone.
"Stop!!!I'm surrendering!"
At first, Luoyang planned to accompany her for a longer time to make her feel better, but as the hand-to-hand combat became more and more intense, the posture of the two became more and more... Intimacy.
Jassica often plays with her sister like this, and she is completely defenseless against Luoyang, so as soon as she makes a fuss, she automatically enters the golden snake winding silk mode, which is called a tight, and the headlights of the car with a small size are even more elastic, so that Luoyang can't stand it at all...
"Hmph~ Do you think I'm going to let you go like this? It's so naΓ―ve!hahaha!" Jassica, who was nervous, didn't notice the abnormality at all, but laughed heartlessly, and her two long legs went into battle, clamping Luoyang, and the whole person hung on Luoyang's back like a koala.
It's an indescribable softness...
"Please... Please let it go..."Luoyang's face slowly turned red, and finally he died in battle, and fell backwards on the sofa.
"Ahh Go away!you're dead!" Jassica was overwhelmed, pushed Luoyang away with great effort, got up panting, fanned her face with her hands, had too much fun, sweated, thirsty, and ran to open the refrigerator.
She saw a bottle of green, what looked like vegetable juice, and she didn't know what kind of vegetable it had been beaten.
She didn't think much of it because she was thirsty, so she opened it and took a sip.
Well, a good bottle of cool and refreshing, sweet and delicious... Cucumber juice...
Jassica's face changed instantly.
"Gross..."
"Ah!! don't spit on the floor!!"
This time, it was Luoyang's turn to explode.
He discovers that Jassica is a completely toxic woman, and with her, the noise never seems to stop...
"It's annoying... Where do you live? I'll take you to rest, right?"
After finally cleaning the ground, Luoyang crossed his waist and shouted in the direction of the bathroom in the bedroom.
However, the only sound that answered him was the gargling of his mouth.
After a long time, Jassica walked out of the bedroom, retracted back on the sofa, and stared at Luoyang with murderous eyes, but after cleaning, she looked so kind, her eyes were not lethal at all, but like a child who couldn't eat candy, with a lot of cuteness.
Luoyang couldn't help but want to laugh again, and then asked with a stiff face: "Which hotel do you live in? Do you want me to send you there?"
Jassica pouted and said, "I don't want to stay in a hotel, why spend this unjust money?"
Luoyang was a little confused, and asked puzzledly: "If you don't sleep in a hotel, where do you sleep?"
Jassica's eyes wandered around, and her finger lightly pointed to the empty room next to Luoyang's bedroom, and then looked at Luoyang, revealing a big smile.
ββββ a toxic womanββββ
"Zhuge Yang, there is a task looking for you..."
Zhang Xianzhong's pretended deep voice sounded, obviously wanting to pretend to be forced again, but Luoyang didn't give him a chance, and directly interrupted: "Little White Dragon... I'm in trouble, I can't pull away..."
"What's the trouble?"
"My family... One more woman..."
Zhang Xianzhong was silent for a while, and then said, "I'll go find Ma Liang, she lives near you." β
So, the call ended.
Luoyang put down his mobile phone, numbly picked up a melon seed and put it in his mouth, picked out the melon kernel with a "click", threw it into the trash, and then chewed the melon shell in his mouth.
Obviously, he was uneasy at this time.
After all, there is a woman living in the house... And she is also a convex and backward upturned, white-skinned and beautiful woman...
"Trickle-"
The sound of running water was heard, and after a pause, Jassica began to rinse again, perhaps just applying body wash.
Luoyang paused.
It should be my shower gel, I took a bottle at the time, and when I came back, I saw that it was a baby skin care type, and I only thought it was funny at the time, but now it seems that I bought the right one, and her skin is indeed the same as the baby...
"Click!"
The melon seeds were completely crushed and scattered, Luoyang rubbed his head, feeling that all the knowledge about the human body and Jassica-related information in the memory palace were working automatically under the guidance of the sixth sense, and wanted to construct a picture of the bathroom out of thin air in his mind, if it was successful, he would be able to observe the state of the bathroom in real time synchronously like watching a movie.
He felt like a little train was driving in his heart, screaming "filthy filth" and he couldn't stop.
"Ding Dong!"
The sudden text message prompt sounded, making Luoyang feel as if he had grasped a life-saving straw, and he decided to divert his attention before he completely blackened and went berserk, so he turned on the text message.
Dear Mr. Luoyang, congratulations on winning the second prize in our "Happy Hometown" lottery, with a bonus of 5,000 yuan, the bonus has been issued, pay attention to the receipt.
"Hahahaha... SMS scam!" Luoyang smiled hideously, completely forgetting who accompanied him through the empty and lonely nights when he had no friends to accompany him in the past.
So he edited the text messages ruthlessly.
Scammer Geger, how do I claim my bonus? Do I want to send you a little money to activate your account or something?
SMS quick reply: No, the bonus has been sent, you just need to wait for the arrival of the account, I am not a scammer!!
Scold... The reply is quite fast, not like a robot, are you eyeing Lao Tzu?
The corners of Luoyang's mouth hooked up a wicked sneer, and his fingers flew and edited a text message: "But, I didn't participate in any lottery activities? Are you mistaken? I can't take other people's awards, how unfair this is to others? Your work is too inadequate, right? Shouldn't you rectify the employees who don't work well? Otherwise, there will always be mistakes, how can this be?
SMS, send.
Far away in Shanghai, a middle-aged man suddenly got up and raised his head to the sky and shouted: "M-M-Pββ!!!"