Chapter 1150 - Professional Jumping Athlete
What if he falls to his death?
This terrible thought silently flooded through the hearts of many people present, but they were so uncertain that none of them could rise up to stop Chen Guang's thoughts. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
After all, many people have seen the video of him receiving bullets with two fingers, and if what happened in that video is true, then it seems understandable that he could jump from the eighth floor and be unharmed?
In addition, the managers and security guards also thought about whether Chen Guang had decided to do something and whether they had the ability to stop it.
After all, he is the man with the strongest wrist in the world, what is he going to do, who can really stop him?
I'm afraid I can only call the police and let the police stop him, but it's too late now!
Then again, it is unlikely that a rich, powerful and beautiful celebrity like Chen Guang will commit suicide with a hole in his brain, and he is not stupid.
There is only one explanation for this, he is really experienced in things like jumping off buildings!
"Hey, why don't you stop him? Do you really let this fool jump off the building? What if he falls to his death?"
The old liar was not in a hurry at all, and said with his hands in a leisurely manner.
He didn't believe that Chen Guang would really jump at all.
The manager couldn't help it, "Old man, you really don't know him?"
The old liar has quite a high demeanor with his hands on his back, and he is very arrogant, "This real person has always been intoxicated and easy to learn, determined to save others and save himself, and fight for his life with the sky, how can he have time to pay attention to any celebrities." I'm going to talk about you, you don't have to pay more attention to useful things, and spend less effort on that little fresh meat and waste time. Celebrities are also people, nothing is a big deal, less chasing stars, more work. Just how old is he kid, no hair on his mouth, no work well, what does he know?"
If the old liar complains about some other celebrity, he may be able to attract a lot of like-minded people for him, but unfortunately his target is called Chen Guang.
The more conceited he was, the more he looked down on Chen Guang, the more ignorant and ignorant he became.
The manager couldn't help it, and took out his mobile phone, "Sir, I'll show you a video, you probably will understand after watching it." ”
"It's a strange thing, the real person is not interested. ”
The old liar said this, but his eyes involuntarily glanced at the manager's mobile phone screen, which was Chen Guang's Weibo, which opened the best video of him taking two fingers on the plane of the United States Airlines, from a netizen named LOL2333, and I don't know who was on the plane.
I only heard a snapping sound from the manager's mobile phone, and a shot was fired inside.
Then, the old liar's pupils widened uncontrollably at all, and he looked at Chen Guang's two fingers in the video in a daze, just like everyone who saw this video for the first time.
"What is this?"
"Well, this is the picture of Mr. Chen, that is, Chen Guang himself, who was provoked by the police in the United States before, and then the policeman's pistol went off, and he caught the bullet with two fingers. ”
The old liar swallowed his saliva silently, not knowing what kind of expression to use to face this situation.
Seeing that he was finally calmed down, the manager said with pride on his face: "Just because of this incident, he also sued the American airlines on behalf of our Huaxia people, and it won't be long before he should go to court." I heard that I have to pay at least 100 million!"
The old liar's attention immediately shifted to the 100 million, no matter how terrifying the things he saw in front of him, the words 100 million sounded harsh.
He shouted at a shrill voice, "How is that possible! 100 million! Don't bluff me!"
The manager shrugged, "It's 100 million, and it's dollars, not yuan." ”
The old liar was completely dumbfounded this time, and in just a few seconds, he suffered two major blows in a row, which was a devastating blow to his outlook on life.
Is there anyone in this world who can hold a bullet between his fingers?
And this man will get 100 million soon!
Dollar!
I seem to have offended this man?
Just as the old liar's shallow Taoism was shattered in an instant, Chen Guang's voice came from above everyone's heads.
"Hey, you've got your phones in place, you're ready to video! I'm going to jump!"
The manager was looking at the old liar with a look of disdain, and when he heard the voice above his head, he quickly turned around, raised his mobile phone and raised his head, and said, "Okay! Mr. Chen, you are really fine, right?"
The manager was extremely distressed to find that Chen Guang's head was not sticking out of the window of his eighth-floor suite, but from the edge of the roof of the tenth-floor building.
He really didn't expect Chen Guang to jump to the eighth floor and not be enjoyable, so he actually went straight to the top of the building!
Other security guards and the people who gradually gathered more and more melon-eating people also screamed, but they forgot that in fact, there is a difference between a basket on the eighth floor and the tenth floor, anyway, ordinary people don't need to chop it when they fall down with a bang, they can directly make peeing cow balls.
"Mr. Chen, don't mess around! The tenth floor is too high!"
"Okay, okay, Mr. Chen, we believe that you really smashed this pit, come down quickly!"
"Mr. Chen, you are so rich, don't think about it easily!"
Chen Guang didn't care, and replied with a loud voice: "Don't panic, I'm very skilled in jumping off buildings, and I have special jumping skills!"
The crowd didn't want to complain about him at all.
Whose wild child would treat such a thing as jumping off a building as if he were getting up early in the morning?
What is a special jumping skill, you are still proficient!
What is your proficiency level?
Chen Guang stared at the old liar again, "Keep an eye on that old liar, don't let him run." I'll have to carry him upstairs and throw him down later, everyone spread out a little, I'm going to jump!"
So, under the frightened, dazed, or suspicious, or stunned gaze of everyone, Chen Guang on the roof of the building first stood on the low wall of the rooftop, then opened his arms, turned around, and jumped fiercely from the back.
That posture, special stretch, special chic, under the moonlight and lights of the night sky, is like a spirit dancing in the dark.
A young man in the crowd, a veteran Assassin's Creed player, saw Chen Guang's familiar posture and immediately exclaimed, "Leap of faith!"
But soon his thoughts were overturned, and Chen Guang, who was flying in the air, stretched his limbs to his heart's content, and then ......
It's spinning!
A leap of faith is not a whirl!
"Somersault in the air!"
This is the exclamation of another diving enthusiast.
Then, under the stares of everyone with their mouths wide open, Chen Guang spun and fell to the ground quickly, his speed getting faster and faster, even with the sound of whirring wind.
Bang!
There was a loud bang, and at the moment before hitting the ground, Chen Guang accurately rotated his feet downward, straight to the ground, and then slammed into the floor, and the floor made a sound like a directional explosion.
In the billowing smoke and dust, Chen Guang landed perfectly in a half-squatting position, his body bent and curled up, his hands pressed down virtually, but he did not really touch the ground.
The air froze for about a few seconds, and then Chen Guangmeng stood up, opened his hands, like a gymnast finishing, raised his palms up, and then turned to look at everyone, "How about it, I just said that I smashed it, and now you all believe it, right?"
Only then did everyone react, and they all put their eyes under him.
Damn, a new pit bigger than the first one!
This is half a meter deep, and the diameter of the surrounding cracked and subsident pits is two meters at least.
This guy is really like a nobody!
It's crazy!
The diving enthusiast trembled his lips, held his mobile phone high, pointed the camera at Chen Guang, his teeth chattered, and said in a trembling voice: "Crazy, completely crazy! What do I see! This is a half-flip around and half a body in the air...... Floor?very!"
Maybe other people were also infected by him, and they didn't know who followed the wind first.
10! 10! 10! 10! 10!
Except for the old liar who was almost half-kneeling on the ground in fright, the rest of the crowd had feverish smiles on their faces, and shouted ten points one after the other.
They are like the judges at the Olympics.
Chen Guang looked at these people's mobile phones with satisfaction, very satisfied with the effect, and thought to himself, they would definitely post this video on Weibo.
In the past, he was afraid of being found out about these different things, but now it is different, he can't keep a low profile, he just wants to be more high-profile.
The more eyeballs the more shocks, the better, so that everyone is stunned.
It's rare to be nosy today, and by the way, you can also promote your own pair of wind god legs, which is good.
Although the chances are not high, what if the physical god statue is just like this?
Even if you can't make it, you can always take a step closer to your goal.
Especially the "audience" on the scene was very cooperative, very professional, very skilled, and unknowingly thought that they were all water armies invited by themselves in advance, which made Chen Guang even more satisfied.
After that, after tossing and turning for four and a half weeks, Chen Guang personally said that he was very useful, and then looked at the mobile phone cameras with flash lights on in front of him, he had the illusion of facing countless reporters after winning glory for the country in the Olympic arena.
In the next, undoubtedly the best of the game!
Everyone was pleasantly surprised, except for the old crooks.
The old crook wanted to run away, but he felt that he had no strength in his legs, and the other annoying manager kept tugging at his clothes.
The old liar is so angry, he just wants to scold the street.
I'll you!
Do you want to add a jumping event to the Olympics?
If you get a 10-meter platform, the ultimate challenge is a 30-meter platform like the one now?
Every year, the Olympics fix a litter of athletes?
The old liar felt that his talent for complaining had awakened inexplicably.
As soon as Chen Guang's "thanks" over there ended, the diving enthusiast came up with his mobile phone, "Mr. Chen, can I interview you?"
This is an old Weibo, knowing that he is facing a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to shoot a popular video, and there are at least a billion people in the world who want to rub Chen Guang's hot spots, but they don't have a chance.
Now that fate has favored and the opportunity has been placed in front of us, it depends on whether we can better grasp it.
Chen Guang was very satisfied with this guy's cooperation, and of course he reciprocated and nodded, "Of course you can." ”
"May I ask how you feel now that you have just accomplished such a feat?"
Chen Guang cleared his throat, he felt that he should be more in-depth, not so external, and must show his professionalism and knowledge.
In addition, this is not a feat for me at all, it is commonplace, like drinking soup.
'It's not difficult, it's the result of years of training and hard work always pays off. ”
Chen Guang spoke to the many mobile phone cameras in front of him, as if he were holding a press conference.
"As we all know, diving is a very dangerous sport, especially after the height exceeds a certain level, even if it is a three-meter platform, if a person hits the water flat, the consequences are very serious. If the height reaches 10 meters, it is even more dangerous, the skin will open the flesh, and the internal organs will be broken, and the life will be in danger. ”
Many melon-eating people with mobile phones in their hands acted as reporters and nodded their heads one after another.
"That's right!"
"That's it!"
Chen Guang said: "In addition, I don't know if you have paid attention to extreme sports, there is also a super high platform diving above ten meters, even if it falls vertically, you can't turn your head down, which is also very dangerous." The ultra-high diving must ensure that the body is completely stable and balanced at the time of the jump, the feet are down, and the legs must be clamped, and the eggs must be protected with both hands, and the feet must be in vertical contact with the water surface when entering the water. ”
Everyone was impressed by his professionalism.
But soon everyone realized that something was not right.
You're talking about diving, but you're jumping upstairs!
It's more than ten meters, and there is a difference between landing on your feet and landing on your head with your head down!
Left and right, horizontal and vertical are the same, it's a good death!
Your professional explanation sounds very bullish, but it doesn't work well at all!
Chen Guangzheng was immersed in the pleasure of blowing the comparison, and he was completely unaware of his own words, "In the same way, like us jumping athletes, you must remember that you must fall vertically." ”
Everyone: It's over, this guy is really blowing!
Chen Guang still continued, "In addition, I especially advise novice friends who are interested in jumping off the building, don't learn from me, try all kinds of fancy technical moves in the air, although this can make the process of jumping off the building look more beautiful, but it is very difficult for novice friends to grasp the balance." If the altitude is a little lower, more than 10 meters, it is easy to enter the water face down or lying flat...... Oh no, it's landed. Only a professionally trained professional jumper like me can take off on a platform of more than 30 meters today, and still be able to complete the technical movements perfectly and land firmly on both feet. ”
The crowd didn't want to talk at all.
When to jump off the building, there are novices and veterans!
We want to see what the jumping veterans look like, but they are generally unrecognizable and can't see their faces clearly, okay!
There are no jumping veterans in this world, right?
The manager coughed violently and tried to interrupt Chen Guang's "winning speech", but to no avail, the diving enthusiast also got high, and began to pat Chen Guang's words, "Mr. Chen is right! If your feet land vertically, you can make less blood splashed, more regular, and the posture of landing is more beautiful." If you land flat or head down, the scene will become very unsightly, and it is easy to fall into disadvantage when the judges are scoring...... Damn, I can't make it up! What the hell am I talking about?"
Hearing this, the enthusiastic smile on Chen Guang's face first stiffened, and he suddenly woke up that he was too high, and quickly remedied, he also coughed violently like a manager: "Everyone, the joke I made just now is not bad, isn't it? Super high-risk action! Don't imitate non-professionals! Don't imitate professionals! Death!"
While he was remedy, he quietly gestured with his hand below, signaling everyone to hurry up.
At Chen Guang's suggestion, more than a dozen guys who raised their mobile phones decisively pinched the video in a timely manner.
Chen Guang then turned his gaze to the old liar, and then turned back and pointed to the pit on the ground, "This is the ghost footprints you want, this is the Yin Xuan of your family, the god you want, the dragon you want, how about it, this real dragon qi is still enough to taste, right?"
Chen Guang said teasingly.
If it weren't for the sarcastic expression of the young man in front of him, the old liar really wanted to shout, you are a real dragon, you can break the yin mystery by stepping out of these two pits, and it will be easy to change the water!
So there's nothing wrong with the old man's feng shui physiognomy!
But the old liar really can't pull down this face, and they all say that they don't stretch out their hands and don't hit the smiling person, and they don't praise the man who slaps the face when he opens his mouth.
"Okay, don't talk nonsense, let's go upstairs and jump, you said it, love sauce puff, oil sauce puff!"
Chen Guang grabbed his back collar as he spoke.
The old liar didn't understand, but he probably pretended not to understand, struggling to get out, shouting, "What do you mean! I don't understand what the hell you're saying!"
The enthusiastic diving enthusiast decisively explained, "What Mr. Chen said is that you have to jump if he jumps." ”
At this time, the manager also understood that his hotel was targeted by charlatans, and when he remembered that he almost fell in touch with him, he suddenly broke out in a cold sweat.
If you really tell the boss about this, you will lose hundreds of thousands.
If it is found out in the future, maybe others will think that they are colluding with the old liar.
He also said angrily: "That's right, aren't you a real person?
The old liar shouted, "I won't jump! I won't jump if I am killed! I can't do it! Oh yes, I also said that I can learn how to bark all night!"
Chen Guang deliberately scared him, "What can you do, you can't do it, I can help you." Come, don't be afraid, it's over as soon as you open and close your eyes. Do you know the difference in sound between jumping from the second floor and jumping from the tenth floor?"
The manager next to him saw that the old liar was bluffed and his face was pale, his heart was sour, Chen Guang had also heard this old stalk, and sang and harmonized, "That's right, jumping down from the second floor is knock! ”
The old liar immediately wailed, "I beg you to spare me, for my sake." It's really not easy for me, and I didn't mean to cheat money, but my eighty-year-old mother is seriously ill and lacks money for treatment! My unsuccessful son also has cancer, and I can't do anything about it!"
Chen Guang silently wiped off the watch from his wrist, "The Portofino series of all countries is about more than sixty thousand." How sick are the people in your family that you can't afford it? You have to show your face in front of real people, friend, if you really lack the money to buy such an expensive watch?"
After speaking, Chen Guang simply carried the old liar on his shoulders.
Now it's lively, the old liar thinks that he will die, only hugging his head and struggling desperately, that is called a handful of snot and a handful of saliva, his face is full of sad tears, crying is simply miserable, and those who hear it are sad and those who see it cry.
"Spare me, please, I don't dare, I really don't dare anymore!"
As he cried and shouted, the tip of his nose was dripping with crystal clear snot, and he threw left and right like an old swing that could break at any time, which was a big killer.
Chen Guang's eyes were sharp, and when he saw that the situation was not good, he hurriedly threw him to the ground.
"It's okay, it's just to scare and scare you, you don't sin to death. ”
The old liar was like getting the emperor's amnesty, took a few deep breaths to calm down, kowtowed and apologized to Chen Guang and the manager.
After all, looking at his age, Chen Guang didn't smell any blood from him, so he didn't bother to toss him anymore, almost enough.
After waiting for another two or three minutes, the old liar calmed down, and the manager asked the security guard to help him up softly.
After a long time, Chen Guang was also a little bored, and said to everyone: "Okay, in the middle of the night, don't stop arguing with the people upstairs to rest, let's toss long enough, let's go back to rest where we should go." ”
The crowd dispersed one after another, and Chen Guang was about to go upstairs, but the hotel manager had already called the police.
The old liar doesn't have to die, but the fraud is caught and sent to the bureau, and there is no good fruit to eat.
"Mr. Chen!"
Unexpectedly, when Chen Guang turned around and was about to leave, the old liar didn't know where he had the courage to stop him again.
Chen Guang turned his head, "What, what else do you have to advise?"
The old liar shrunk his neck, as if he was a little hesitant, but after thinking about it, he said, "Mr. Chen, I don't know whether to say something or not. ”
Chen Guang: "Then don't talk about it. ”
Hmph, old shameless, want to scold me MMP?
Grandpa, when I was a joker, you hadn't learned to use a smartphone yet!
"Uh, but I'm going to talk about it anyway!"
"Okay, okay, you say, I promise not to kill you. ”
The old liar swallowed his saliva, peeked at Chen Guang, and then said: "Although I really only learned a little bit of Zhou Yizhi's fur kung fu, and many things are convinced, but! Mr. Chen, the fierce aura on your face is too heavy, which is also the reason why I am scared and frightened. ”
Chen Guang aroused his interest, it seems that this guy who was exposed on the spot still has some real kung fu?
Can the ferocity not be strong?
The killer called the fox should be being cleaned up by the people of the Guangding General Bureau.
"And then?"
Chen Guang asked with a smile.
The old liar seemed to be startled by his look, shrank back, and said: "Of course, it is not a good thing for a person to be too angry, according to what I have learned, it means that you will have a great murder in a few days!"
The manager stretched out his hand and patted him on the head, "When is this happening, and you still want to deceive Mr. Chen, can you buy two talismans from you to turn evil into good fortune?"
The old liar hurriedly defended, "How dare I! I can really understand a little!"
Chen Guangyi waved his hand, "Hey, leave him alone, let him speak." I said, old liar, how big do you mean by this big breast?"
Saying that, he was laughing in his heart, this old liar only learned to go on the skin, of course there is a fierce aura, and there must be a photo of the great murderer, but it is definitely not his own, it is organized by those killers.
He saw the bra, oh no, it was a bad omen, but it was someone else's bad omen.
The old liar asked Chen Guang about this, pondered, and then stretched out his hands to hold it, "It's so big." ”
Chen Guangzhi shook his head, "No, no, no, this is too big, I like it between B and C, it's too big to look good, and it's not elastic." ”
After saying that, he left, not wanting to pay attention to this crooked old liar.
When Chen Guang walked away, the old liar looked at the manager beside him with a blank expression, "Xiaoyou, why is the photo of the big murderer divided into B and C? Is the language of the ghost guy so closely integrated with our traditional culture now? Is the photo of the big murderer still flexible? Is Mr. Chen saying that this bad omen can be big or small?"
The manager's mouth was wide open, and it took a long time to understand his words, and he sighed, "Old liar, no wonder you can't fool people, you have to keep pace with the times." ”
Until he was sent to the bureau, the old liar didn't understand what the manager's progress with the times was.
He knows about the Olympics, but he doesn't know enough about what young people are doing now.
"Alas, it's time for me to wash my hands, I'm old and useless. ”
Sitting silently in the detention center, the old liar looked at the moonlight outside the iron window and thought this in his head.