Chapter 1413: An Awkward Welcome

Yun Province, a province in the southwestern border of China, is only a few hundred kilometers away from the Golden Triangle, the world's notorious D-grade production area. Even though it is a blow in every possible way, because this is the easiest passage to transport D products to the most populous country in the world, the public security of Yun Province, although the Yunnan Provincial Public Security Department has made every effort to suppress it, the effect is still not particularly significant.

But all this, and Yang Xiaotian, is not big.

Because he came over to serve as the deputy director of the Health Bureau of Luo'an City, Yunnan Province, he has nothing to do with public security.

Above the podium in the conference hall of the Health Bureau in Luo'an City, there was a plaque with the words "Warmly welcome Comrade Yang Xiaotian to work in our bureau", and below, it was full of employees of the Health Bureau.

Yang Xiaotian was sitting in the middle of the first row, and the person who was sitting next to him, facing him with angry eyes, Yang Xiaotian didn't know it, it is said that this person was the oldest minister in the original Health Bureau.

Originally, I heard that this time the deputy director was directly investigated for accepting bribes. So this minister thought that the next deputy director this time would be himself.

But what I didn't expect was that in the end, just a deputy director was parachuted in, and he had nothing to do with himself.

If it's a respectable person, forget it. But......

Looking at the hairy boy next to him, who was estimated to be no older than his own son, the old minister scolded coldly in his heart.

"Relational household, I was hit by a car when I went out!"

On the stage, Yang Xiaotian was enthusiastically introduced, and it was naturally the director of the Luo'an Municipal Health Bureau. For him, the younger the deputy bureau below, the better! After all, young people are relatively easy to control, aren't they?

Therefore, when I saw that the legendary airborne person who succeeded the deputy director turned out to be a hairy boy who was no more than twenty-five or sixteen years old, how happy the director was!

How many of the officials at the bottom are clean?

After all, most of the peasants follow the wind, especially the older generation, although they also participate in the election. But in the end, the object of their vote is not the person who gives the speech, but the candy that is sent to them, or the one with the most other little things.

As for the so-called right to vote, they just exercised it, but whether it was right or not, and whether it helped them. They don't care and don't care.

Similarly, the director of the health bureau is not clean. It's just that he was able to climb to the position of the director, and he also climbed up by his own ability. Although the deputy director was arrested, because his methods were relatively secretive, and all he received was some inconsequential small profits.

Although the number is not small when combined, it is not much for him to calculate it individually. In addition, he is selective to collect, if it is those hotels that are too far away from the standard, he will unceremoniously and directly seal it. And those that are a little worse, they taste good, but the environment is not good, he just reminds them a little, and then symbolically punishes them, and he doesn't get all the things from these merchants into his pocket. Nearly one-third of it goes to the treasury, and another third goes to the rest of the high-ranking people. And the remaining third is his own.

It is precisely because of this that those merchants who have been stripped of a little fur, although they are a little distressed, but they are not harmful. Naturally, they will not report the director, and the rest of the high-level people, because they have received the benefits of the director, everyone has the benefits, although the director accounts for more than them. But who makes the family the director? It's good to be able to think of yourself and others, isn't it?

Of course, these things have little to do with Yang Xiaotian. What annoys him the most is this kind of report-style speech. And now, if he didn't have to listen, and he was still sitting in the first row, it was a little too difficult to sleep without being noticed. Maybe Yang Xiaotian had already simply lay on the table and fell asleep.

But even so, Yang Xiaotian's head has begun to shake a little.

And seeing Yang Xiaotian so careless, the minister who had been staring at Yang Xiaotian next to him scolded again. "Damn the relation. ”

And the meeting will end after all, and as the successor deputy director, Yang Xiaotian definitely needs to go up and speak. It's boring, but it's a rule. Although Yang Xiaotian didn't like it, he couldn't help it.

And finally, when I heard the director on the podium, he said a sentence - that's all I said, and next, I would like to invite our Deputy Director Yang to come up and say a few words to us, everyone is welcome!"

Then, Yang Xiaotian stood up in a daze and looked around in confusion. Feeling out of his arms, the speech that had been prepared a long time ago, and there were 10,000 grass and mud horses rushing by in his heart.

Yang Xiaotian came by plane in the morning, and after all, he flew most of China, and it took nearly four hours to fly there. After that, he had to take a bus from the provincial capital of Yunnan Province to Luo'an City for four hours, during which Yang Xiaotian just ate something on the plane.

But when I arrived in Luo'an City, I found that the Health Bureau had prepared the regulations to welcome the meeting.

In desperation, Yang Xiaotian had to endure the hunger in his belly, waited patiently for more than an hour, and waited until the director finished speaking, and then groped out the template of the speech he had just searched for on the Internet from his pocket, and wrote the speech according to the template......

"Is this the new deputy director? What a young man!" said this, of course, it was a woman.

"Yes, it still looks a little handsome, but it's too thin. "It's another woman.

"Hmph, it's just a relationship that relies on a little relationship at home and parachutes here to earn qualifications, don't be bothered. When you have enough qualifications, people will still leave. "This is sour, naturally a male employee said it.

"If I'm pregnant with his child, won't he be able to leave then?" said another female clerk unconcernedly.

"Please, in this society, do you think pregnancy can keep a person?" After speaking, the male clerk glanced at the female clerk who had just spoken, and then sneered. "With your peerless face full of youthful beauty and pimples, it may be possible to get the interest of Dick Si. But the young deputy chief ...... Do you think that a young man of this status will have seen fewer women? If you want to conceive his child, you must first have the capital to be able to climb on you, right?"

"You ......" The female clerk's face changed, and she immediately twisted her head to the side.

And after seeing this coquettish female staff embarrassed, the rest of the female staff looked like they were watching a good show. Women are strange creatures who can quickly become good friends because they like something, but they can also become enemies because they like the same thing.

Of course, Yang Xiaotian didn't have time to care about these things at all, of course, the main reason was that he didn't have the energy. He was so sleepy now, first four hours by plane, then four hours by bus, if you count half an hour of shuttle, and an hour of speeches. He hadn't eaten a drop of water for nearly ten hours, and he hadn't gotten a grain of rice.

And more importantly, listening to the speech made Yang Xiaotian the most headache. And now, he's going to give his own speech!

If it was in his own company, every time Yang Xiaotian had a meeting, he would basically not say anything that could be finished in one minute, and he would never say sixty-one seconds. But now it's different, now it's doing the inaugural report of the government department, no matter how rigid it is, but this is the rule, no matter how boring, he still has to do it after all.

took out the speech, and after balabalaing for a long time, the faces of the people below had begun to become more and more exciting. And the most wonderful face is none other than Hu Mowen, director of the Health Bureau, who has just finished his speech.

Although the content of Yang Xiaotian's speech is a little different from what he just said, it is generally not much different from the format or subject of his speech.

Hu Mowen naturally knew what was going on, because he found a random article on the Internet for his speech, and then copied it and used it.

And Yang Xiaotian may be more diligent, and he has made slight modifications. But compared to Hu Mowen's laziness, Yang Xiaotian is just a little diligent. As a result, in addition to some names that need to be changed, the speeches of the two are almost the same in many places!

Especially in some template-like places, the content of the two is simply completely identical.

And Yang Xiaotian didn't realize this at all, he just read from the script, compared to Hu Mowen's voice, Yang Xiaotian's speech speed was much faster. What Hu Mowen finished reading in an hour, Yang Xiaotian only took ten minutes to end the battle.

"Alright, that's all I have to say. I hope that everyone can cooperate happily and make progress together in the future, thank you. After Yang Xiaotian finally finished speaking, or after reading it, Hu Mowen didn't know how he got up.

When he gave a speech above, he could see that the new deputy director was absent-minded. And when he was giving a speech, this kid also looked eager to finish the speech immediately.

Although the conflict between the content of the two speeches made Hu Mowen feel a little embarrassed, he was happy again.

Yang Xiaotian's current performance is completely just a hairy boy who doesn't know anything! Hu Mowen, who was still worried, had already smiled in his heart when he saw Yang Xiaotian's virtue as a gentleman who was dealing with errands.