11. Red jacket vs. yellow jacket
There were two middle-aged uncles standing in front of Gao Shuai's house. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
One of the two middle-aged uncles is wearing a red jacket and smiling as if he can earn five million from you, and the other is wearing a yellow jacket and face as if you are going to earn him five million.
Very distinctive.
"Mr. Gao, hello, we are the police of the Ministry of Security and Intelligence, and I would like to ask you to cooperate with the investigation for some things. **The smiling uncle of the red jacket spoke first, then took out a small notebook from his trouser pocket, opened it and handed it to Gao Shuai, and by the way, he quietly pulled out a few five-cent pieces of change and a supermarket receipt in the small notebook.
"Security Intelligence Department?" Gao Shuai looked at Xiao Ben and said Sure enough, the legend is that the one who is looking for his own tea is here.
Gao Shuai was not surprised, he had already been prepared, but what made him suspicious was why such an important document had change in it? Why did there still be a supermarket receipt? More importantly, the two uncles should pay attention to whether they were dressed well? Red jackets and yellow jackets? There were also red roses and yellow roses! You see that the agents of the country are all dressed like people in black, how cool are they? Look at you again, do you know how to write the local characters? Do you want to catch up with the trend of the times? Do you have to be in line with international standards? Do you understand? Doesn't the Ministry of Security and Intelligence have uniforms? Or is your uniform a red and yellow jacket?
"It's really worthy of being a country of turtles, even the Ministry of Security and Intelligence is so earthy, what else can I say?" Gao Shuai was full of resentment about Shen Guo's magical skills that could make the turtle look neat no matter how advanced and high-tech he was, and the aesthetic aesthetics that were so amazing that even the African brothers couldn't compare to them, just like the two uncles in front of him.
While spitting in his heart, Gao Shuai returned the documents to the smiling uncle of the red jacket.
And then.
"Cimada, forgot to look at his name! Well, my attention was on his jacket. Gao Shuai's hands froze in the air, gritting his teeth at the jacket that had diverted his attention.
"Zhu Changyou. The smiling uncle of the red jacket seemed to be able to see through what Gao Shuai was thinking, and introduced himself.
"Mind reading!" Gao Shuai was shocked.
Gao Shuai's most hated superpower is mind reading, in front of such a person, what bad ideas in his heart are not all exposed?
Isn't it a system?
"Coincidence, coincidence, it's always customary to introduce yourself when you meet people, haha. By the way, Lao Huang, you can also introduce yourself. Zhu Changyou said to his partner, changing the topic by the way.
"My surname is Huang. "**Yellow jacket face wrenching face, uncle cherishes words like gold.
"Isn't this nonsense? He calls you Lao Huang, are you still surnamed Green if you don't have the surname Huang?" Gao Shuaixin said that how is the image of this Ministry of Security different from what he imagined? Is this an individual phenomenon, or is it of universal significance?
"Forget it, let's talk about it first. Two seconds later, Gao Shuai decisively gave up the entanglement, flashed around and let the two uncles into the house.
"Excuse me, excuse me. Zhu Changyou was polite in his mouth, but he was not slow at all under his feet, he came to the hall in three or two steps and stopped, his hand rummaged in his trouser pocket, and suddenly took out a box of tea, packaged in an iron box, which looked quite classy.
"Tieguanyin is popular now, and I don't understand this thing, Mr. Gao, don't laugh, haha. Zhu Changyou gently put the tea leaves on the coffee table.
"This is the legendary Tieguanyin?" Gao Shuai glanced at the tea box twice, he had always been a staunch flower tea clan before, and he didn't know anything about the other teas.
Well, Gao Shuai admitted that the flower tea was cheap before he drank it.
However, Gao Shuai's attention now is not on the value of the tea itself, he is more concerned about this tea box.
"This box is not small, it should be about 20 centimeters long, how did he take it out of his trouser pocket? The certificate and money just now are also that pocket, right? Wow, he actually took out a box of cigarettes, and a lighter! And his own glass cigarette saucer? How is this possible?" Gao Shuai looked at Zhu Changyou carefully, he was not fat or thin, his pants were attached to his legs, and he didn't see any bulges, how could he put so many things?
"Is it spatial ability?" Gao Shuai subconsciously touched his chin.
"It's just a little bigger in the trouser pocket. Zhu Changyou said with a smile.
"It's mind reading again!" Gao Shuai's eyes widened.
"Coincidence, coincidence, haha. Zhu Changyou put the glass cigarette tray on the coffee table and said with a smile: "Can I smoke?"
"Whatever. Gao Shuai thought about it, the Ministry of Security and Intelligence, it can't be measured by the common sense of ordinary people, thinking of this, Gao Shuai was indifferent, he decided to ignore the middle-aged version of Doraemon in front of him for the time being, and took the lead in sitting.
"You two are looking for me because of the morning, right?" Gao Shuai decided to get straight to the point.
Lighting a cigarette and taking a deep breath with great enjoyment, Zhu Changyou smiled and said, "Mr. Gao is right, this presumptuous interruption is related to Mr. Gao's heroic deeds this morning." ”
Taking another puff, Zhu Changyou, who seemed to be quite addicted to cigarettes, continued: "Maybe Mr. Gao is not very clear about the division of functions of our unit, so before we talk, let me give you a brief introduction." Of course, in view of the confidentiality relationship, Mr. Gao is also requested not to spread the word. ”
"Okay. Gao Shuai readily agreed. He knew that it was useless for him to say that he didn't want to hear any secrets, and from the moment he was exposed, contact was inevitable.
"There are many departments in the ministry, each with its own focus, here I will only talk about the 99th Bureau to which Lao Huang and I belong. Our 99th Bureau is responsible for investigating and gathering information on human anomalous abilities, and has the authority to handle all kinds of cases involving human anomalous abilities. The human anomalous abilities defined here are special functions or superpowers in the popular sense. Basically, as long as there are events that exceed the limits of human beings and the normal physiological functions of human beings, we will pay attention. When Uncle Zhu said this, he glanced at Gao Shuai.
"Ninety-nine rounds? Gao Shuai's eyebrows raised, but no matter how far aside it sounds, people are also their own counterparts.
After waiting for a while, Zhu Changyou didn't see any useful information from Gao Shuai's eyes, shook his head and continued: "It's a pity that for so many years, we have gained nothing. ”
"Nothing, how can this be?" Gao Shuai was a little surprised. Although he has always been skeptical of the various mythical stories depicted in the literature of the stalls, he also believes that there is always something beyond the ordinary. After all, there are billions of people in Blue Star, and some exceptions are normal, which is similar to the logic that no one has ever seen aliens but many people believe that there are aliens.
But the reality now is that these two uncles of the Ministry of Security and Intelligence are telling themselves in a serious way that they haven't seen a real superpower person for decades?
But then again, it's actually a good thing, at least you can be called the first person to really have superpowers, and most of the time, the first always has a lot of advantages.
"It is true that since the establishment of our bureau, nothing has been achieved until the appearance of Mr. Gao. Zhu Changyou flicked the cigarette ash in the cigarette tray he had prepared, and then looked at Gao Shuai with warm eyes.
"Don't you doubt me?" Gao Shuaile is happy, it seems that he can really win the title of the first superpower person or the first superman in the Shen country.
"Doubt. Uncle Huang's words were concise.
"Ugh. Gao Shuai was choked when he boarded, and the tiger's body was about to tremble.
"Lao Huang!" Zhu Changyou hurriedly played a round, and after stopping Uncle Huang, he turned his head and said apologetically: "Lao Huang's temper is a little straight, just say whatever you want, don't mind Mr. Gao." By the way, Lao Huang hasn't introduced himself just now, Huang Baozhong, it's good for Mr. Gao to call him Lao Huang. ”
After a pause, seeing that Gao Shuai didn't have a violent reaction, and it seemed that his temper should be good, Zhu Changyou said again: "Actually, it can't be said to be suspicious, there are many witnesses in the video and at the scene, and we are only here to verify this time." ”
Zhu Changyou said it more tactfully, although he expressed the same meaning as Huang Baozhong, but Gao Shuai sounded much more comfortable.
"Forget it. Gao Shuai waved his hand, didn't care too much, after all, no matter how unreliable it was, the two uncles were also from the Ministry of Security, and Gao Shuai didn't plan to have any conflict with the state apparatus.
The arrival of the uncles must have a result, Gao Shuai knows very well, as for the result, there are two possibilities, one is to prove that he really has superpowers, and the other is to prove that he is deceiving people.
Gao Shuai doesn't want to be a liar, and even if he says that he is a liar, the uncle really believes it, so will he still use his ability to make money in the future? Once he finds out that he has been deceived, what will the Ministry of Security and the country think?
Although Gao Shuai is very powerful, he is far from being strong enough to challenge the state apparatus, in this case, it is better to show sincerity step by step, who let himself be exposed from the beginning?
If it is exposed, it loses the initiative, so it is impossible to say that God is unfolding, and Gao Shuai thinks so.
"It seems that I have only one way to cooperate. Gao Shuai glanced at the two uncles of the Ministry of Security.
"But how can I prove it?" Gao Shuai touched his chin and went out to lift the car by himself? This is a residential community, and it feels silly to lift a car without seeing it, which is completely different from the atmosphere at the scene of rescuing people, and it is not a showmanship.
"So be it. Gao Shuai stood up, came to Huang Baozhong's side, grabbed the armrest of the two-seater sofa where the two uncles were sitting with his left hand, and said, "I hope this expensive sofa is strong enough." ”
The two uncles exchanged glances with each other and sat up straight in unison.
The sofa is a modern and simple shape, and the exposed material should be metal, Gao Shuai grabbed a handrail with his left hand and shouted: "Go you!"
I saw that the two-seater sofa and the two uncles were lifted into the air with a soft drink from Gao Shuai, and there was no shaking steadily!
"Incredible!" Zhu Changyou's eyes were full of surprise - watching the video was completely different from experiencing it in person. This sofa has one or two hundred catties, and he and Lao Huang have to count three hundred catties together, and the weight of the two sides together is four or five hundred catties.
Huang Baozhong's face was still wrenched, as if his facial muscles had died, but his two eyes were round, full of surprise and a hint of excitement.
"Lao Huang, don't you feel like your work is wasting your life this time. Zhu Changyou patted his old partner fiercely and laughed.