Chapter 103: Life Is a Mess......
Su Xiaomu felt that Su He and Wan Dai must have been secretly making up classes behind his back recently.
Casual is a sentence that I don't understand at all.
What does it mean to be drunk to have a chance?
What else do you have to be drunk to do?
To be honest, Su Xiaomu's mind moved, and he didn't dare to think about it, he wasn't a fool, he was just mentally retarded.
A small piece of wood, completely unsaved, can only wait for death.
However, Su Xiaomu knew in his heart that some things were really not multiple-choice questions, and there would be no problem if he chose the right one.
It's like multiple choice in math, where each answer looks like the correct answer, which is particularly troublesome and easy to miss.
Losing points is a trivial matter, and I am afraid that I will accidentally choose several correct answers, and in the end I will choose one wrong answer, and I will lose all the games.
Therefore, when Su Xiaomu took the exam, he especially hated multiple-choice questions that he couldn't understand at a glance.
At the moment, it is better to comprehend the supreme ideological realm of Old Master Confucius, from the heart.
Su Xiaomu said weakly, "Soho, have you ever drunk wine that doesn't hurt your head?"
The textbook-like way of following the heart, you can get drunk, give you any opportunity when you are drunk, and do whatever you want, but you must not have a big brain.
There is a small garbage system, which is enough for his brain, if it weren't for being pulled out by Soho and Wandai, Su Xiaomu actually wanted to explode his liver to manipulate the Android file system in the past two days.
Even if you fail, you have to lose again and again!
Man, you must know that it is difficult!
I have to slowly plan to turn over the serfs and sing, so that the little garbage system also kneels down and calls Dad!
Su He looked at Su Xiaomu, blinked his eyes, and said.
"Some liquor, then?"
She and Wan Dai seemed to have a lot of ideas about getting Su Xiaomu drunk, and they had prepared a lot of operations.
“emmmm。 Su Xiaomu was even more cowardly.
I always felt that after he nodded, a prehistoric beast rushed out from the bottom of the horse, swallowed him in one gulp, and didn't chew it.
Although it is only evening.
"I think starfish. Wan Dai commented.
Two votes to one, whether Su Xiaomu agrees or disagrees, it is useless.
And so it was settled.
In winter, the sky darkens relatively quickly, and when you look up again, the afterglow of the setting sun is reflected on the sea level, one wisp here and another, rippling with the waves of the sea.
A full moon rose early from the sea.
Su Xiaomu got up and shouted excitedly against the railing, ", it turns out that the sunset on the sea can be so beautiful." ”
Wan Dai smiled on the side, "You see this is a person who hasn't read, and he will only say, Hehe, you can teach this fool." ”
Soho chuckled and said, "The moon is born on the sea, and the end of the world is at this time." ”
Su Xiaomu: "......"
To be honest, this poem is indeed very suitable for the current situation, and it is very appropriate that at the end of the year, the land of China will cross 2017 together at this moment......
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The yacht has everything, there is a bar, there are dedicated bartenders, waiters, butlers and so on.
I don't know if it's because Su Xiaomu said in the morning, 'If Soho kicks him out, how can he live', obviously there are five-star Chinese chefs and Western chefs on the yacht, and dinner is made by Soho himself.
They are all fresh ingredients purchased from Shenzhen Bay offshore today, and they are all dishes that Su Xiaomu likes to eat.
Like there is a meal that Su Xiaomu likes to eat, YN black three chops, the authentic method is a little troublesome to prepare, cloud pepper, YN kohlrabi are not sold in supermarkets, but there are on the yacht.
"Soho, do you know, I went to look for the spring of half my life, and when I met you, you smiled, and that's it. Su Xiaomu sat in the yacht restaurant anchored in the sea, looked at the table full of dishes, and said with a hippie smile.
Yawn.
Soho waved his hand, "Heh, man, there's not a good thing, it's full of lies." ”
Su Xiaomu nodded, "That's right, except for me, none of the men are good things." ”
Su Xiaomu, Su Ho, and Wan Dai all knew this question, but Su Ho himself didn't say it, just looked at Su Xiaomu up and down, "If you are sassy, you will be dislocated until you hit it!"
Su Xiaomu hugged his fists, "You are really a ...... in society I can't afford to provoke it, so I slipped away. ”
After pulling half a bowl of rice in one go, Su Xiaomu breathed a sigh of relief, "It's still a familiar taste, it's still a familiar recipe, it's still a familiar person." ”
Wan Dai quietly made a mistake on the side, "You see that our Hehe is not only good-looking, but also delicious to cook, and will earn money, and it is also very 6, she is completely the goddess of goddesses, or you will follow her ......"
"Let me tell you, this transaction will never suffer a loss, buy one get one free. ”
Soho rolled his eyes, "What, just buy one get one free, just like him, I'm ...... Phew!"
"Let's drink!"
Wan Dai was fascinated at the time, what kind of operation is this, and how is it completely different from the script?
“……”
Two bottles of liquor were opened on the table, Su Xiaomu smelled the slow fragrance of the liquor, and his face was embarrassed, "It's all Su Ho, you are too thoughtful, blame me for getting on your thief ship, I don't think I can survive tonight!"
Soho snorted, "I got on the old lady's boat, and I still want to live it, but there is no door, let me tell you, I haven't forgotten what happened last night, you can calculate the time yourself, a glass of wine in a second." ”
Su Xiaomu's mind showed the soft feeling that he didn't know where to put his hands, as well as the warmth of his palms, and suddenly gave himself a cool light.
I'm afraid I won't see the sun on the first day of 2018!
"Sooner or later, I will be spoiled by you, and when I am more sassy, remember that I was as clear as water and as pure as a flower. ”
"One more glass!" Soho said lightly.
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On the first day of 2018 in the Gregorian calendar, Su Xiaomu woke up from a hangover, and his brain was not very painful.
As for last night, the last memory of Brain Kuoli is:
Under Wan Dai and Su Ho's provocation, teasing, ridicule, and excitement, as well as the young and fiery blood, Su Xiaomu got up strongly, planning to have another bottle, and told Wan Dai and Su Ho that even if we don't drink, we will definitely not coax!
And then......
snapped and fell into Soho's slender white thighs,
Unconscious.
As for the whispers that seemed to be far away from the sky, I can't remember a single word.
And now, Su Xiaomu sighed leisurely in his heart.
Life, it's really not according to the routine at all, life, it's just a mess, it's not messy, it's messy!
His coat was long gone, and he didn't know where he was lying now, and his nose fluttered, but it was all familiar.
His hands stiffened from left to right, and there was still a soft sense of contradiction, Su Xiaomu's eyes moved down slowly and incredulously, only to see ......
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Broken bowls. Today's bricks are really hot, and I am a little busy in the afternoon, so I may only be able to change them. Bang, beat. The big brothers drink ice and fall widely.