Chapter 169 [Fake Police Incident]
"I don't have my driver's license, what do you want?" I sneered.
"Didn't bring it?" the big cap was stunned, thinking to himself that there was still one who didn't have a driver's license for driving, but it was better not to bring it, even if he did, it would be useless to himself. So he said: "Parking indiscriminately, without a driver's license, a fine of 200 yuan! Otherwise, the car will be detained!"
"Okay, you give me a receipt. I said flatly.
"Receipt?" the big cap was stunned again, why is it so unsmooth today, and I don't see anyone asking for a receipt for the fine. But in a flash of inspiration, he said, "If you want a receipt, four hundred!"
"Four hundred, you can open one for me!" I said, without changing my face.
"What?" The big cap thought that he wouldn't want to scare him, but he didn't expect that four hundred would be fine?
"What's wrong? You don't even have a receipt?" I asked.
"The receipt is used up! Take out the two hundred dollars, or don't want to leave!"
"yes, okay then. I don't have any money in my pocket, come home with me and get it!" I said, nodding.
As soon as the big cap heard that I had yielded, he immediately smiled. Without saying a word, I opened the back door and sat in. He said to me, "Let's go, but don't play any tricks! or I'm welcome!"
"What other tricks can I play as a student!" I said, pointing to the bag on the passenger seat.
When the big cap was seen, he was immediately happy. This guy turned out to be a student, so that's easy. So he relaxed his vigilance, waved his hand, and motioned for him to drive.
I wanted to teach this fake a lesson, but because I was in a bad mood, I drove the car directly to the police station.
"Where do you live, why are you so far away, and you haven't arrived yet?" asked the big cap impatiently.
"It's here!" I slammed the car, caught the big cap off guard, and slammed into the front windshield.
"Damn, you're looking for death!" said Big Cap in a daze.
I grabbed the collar of the big cap and carried it out of the car door like a chicken.
Da Gai struggled twice, found that he couldn't break free at all, was startled, and said in a panic: "What are you going to do!"
"You'll find out in a moment. "I went into the police station with a big cap.
When the big cap saw that I was going to get him to the police station, he was a lot quieter, and he stopped struggling, looking like he was ready to watch a good show.
I didn't care, I walked into the police station, threw the big cap on the ground, and said to the policeman on duty: "Report the case, I arrested a fake policeman!"
Now this big cap is completely paralyzed!
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When I got home in the evening, my dad discussed with me about taking time to go to Yanhe Village, Zhendong Township on the weekend.
I just wanted to agree, but suddenly remembered that I would have to go to Ye Xiaoxiao's house early tomorrow morning, so I said, "Dad, tomorrow our homeroom teacher will let me go to her house." ”
"What are you looking for?" Say, did you kid cause me something at school again?" As soon as my father heard that the head teacher was looking for me, he immediately thought of it in a bad way.
"Dad, I'm a member of the study committee now!" I said angrily. What kind of father is this, he was smiling when I asked for a condom, and when I heard that the head teacher was looking for me, that face became faster than a Transformer.
"That's right! Our son is also a class cadre now, and the head teacher must be looking for him to discuss work!" My mother said to me: "Lao Liu, you have to change your thinking, our Liu Lei is not the same as when he was in junior high school, don't you always look at the problem from the previous perspective, okay! Our son is no longer the first-to-last problem student, but now he is the first in the whole school year, you say, how much face has our son earned you?"
When my dad heard my mom say this, he immediately got up embarrassed and said, "Yes! Yes, the teacher must be looking for his son to discuss the work of the class, you see my quick temper! In this case, Lei Lei, you will go to the teacher tomorrow first, and we will go to Yanhe Village the day after tomorrow!"
Nothing was said all night. I got up in a hurry the next morning, and I was always punctual. After a few bites of food, I went downstairs. Since they had already told their parents yesterday, they didn't ask anything.
When I came to ICBC, I directly started the Jetta car and drove to No. 4 Middle School. Far away, I saw Ye Xiaoxiao standing at the gate of the school, and raised her wrist from time to time to look at the time.
There are still twenty minutes before the agreed time, and this Ye Xiaoxiao came early enough.
Get off the horn.
Ye Xiaoxiao glanced at it and didn't care.
"Drip ...... Drop!" I pressed twice.
Ye Xiaoxiao glanced at the Jetta not far from her in disgust, and felt a little disdainful in her heart. Seeing that this car is parked on the side of the road for no reason, and there are no other vehicles around, just honking the horn there, isn't that a neurosis!
I saw that Ye Xiaoxiao still didn't notice me, so in desperation, I had to open the car door, spread my hands and said to Ye Xiaoxiao: "Miss, did you forget to bring your glasses?"
Ye Xiaoxiao was startled when she saw me suddenly get out of the car, and when she heard me ask, she said a little inexplicably: "Glasses? What glasses? I don't usually wear glasses!"
"I mean, I've honked the horn twice and you haven't seen me yet! There are only two possibilities, one is that you have bad eyes, and the other is that I'm air. I stretched out a hand, shook it in front of Ye Xiaoxiao's eyes, and said.
"Who knows it's you, I thought it was someone's broken car that ran to the school gate to spread the wild!" Ye Xiaoxiao said with a bite back.
...... "I'm sweating wildly! If this woman wants to die unreasonably, you won't have any tricks."
"Get in the car. "I made a gesture of please.
"Why do you want to get in the car?" Ye Xiaoxiao glared at me and said.
"Okay, tell me where your house is, I'll drive, and you follow the car. I opened the door and got ready to get in.
"Wait. Ye Xiaoxiao gave me a blank look, opened the co-pilot's door, and got in.
I smiled helplessly and started the car.
"Where is your house?" The car had been driving for a while, Ye Xiaoxiao was still silent, and I had no choice but to ask.
"I didn't eat breakfast. Ye Xiaoxiao didn't look at me, she said to herself but loudly.
...... "I'm so depressed, what does it have to do with me if you don't eat!"
"I didn't eat breakfast. Seeing that I didn't speak, Ye Xiaoxiao thought I didn't hear it, so she said it again in a louder voice.
"Oh. I said.
"I'm hungry. Ye Xiaoxiao reacted again when she saw me and continued.
"Oh. I said.
"What's the matter with you, you're deaf!" Ye Xiaoxiao roared angrily.
"Oh, I wasn't deaf just now, but this time I was deaf by you. As I spoke, I pretended to rub my ears.
"You...... You really can!" Ye Xiaoxiao gritted her teeth and said angrily. After finishing speaking, I felt that I was inexplicable, what kind of anger I was with a student, the most ridiculous thing was that I actually told people that I was hungry, thinking of this, Ye Xiaoxiao's face couldn't help but have a fever.
I looked at Ye Xiaoxiao's little face, which gradually turned red until it was like a dragon fruit at the end, and asked strangely, "Are you hot?"
"Yes! It's going to be hot. Ye Xiaoxiao said angrily.
"Oh, good. I turned on the air conditioner in the car, and the cold wind blew out of the lily leaves.
"You're sick! The cold wind blows in winter!" Ye Xiaoxiao was blown by the cold wind, and shouted angrily.
"Miss, you still have no end, you said it was hot, I turned on the air conditioner. "I'm also a little angry, isn't this Ye Xiaoxiao unreasonable, if it weren't for my "age" being older than her, treating her as a little sister, I would have kicked her off the car earlier.
"That's what you asked me!" Ye Xiaoxiao quibbled.
"......" I shook my head, turned off the air conditioner and said, "I didn't say it." ”
For a long time, none of us spoke, I was too lazy to worry about a little girl, these days I was really angry, I was disturbed by that Huang Youwei, and I missed Xu Xiaogirl, even driving a car can meet a fake policeman! It seems that in the future, I will be a little more high-profile, find a few bodyguards and followers, these little things can't always be handled by me personally.
"You ......" Ye Xiaoxiao saw that I didn't speak for a long time, thinking that I was angry, and just wanted to speak, I braked sharply and parked the car on the side of the road.
"Get out of the car!" I said lightly to Ye Xiaoxiao.
"What are you doing?" Ye Xiaoxiao was stunned for a moment, and when she saw that I was going to drive her out of the car, she realized the seriousness of the matter, hesitated, and said pitifully: "I'm sorry, I played a little temper just now......
"Oh. I nodded.
"Then don't get me out of the car. Ye Xiaoxiao said softly.
"Oh. "I'm still expressionless.
"What's the matter with you, I'm begging you to be low, what else do you want? Get out of the car, what's the big deal!" Ye Xiaoxiao saw that I was indifferent, and said angrily.
"Miss, are you still hungry?" I pointed to the big restaurant sign on the side of the road and said, "Get out of the car and go have breakfast." ”
Ye Xiaoxiao raised her eyes and looked at the signboard on the side of the road, and then she realized that she had been tricked, but she had no choice but to give me a sanitary eye. Ye Xiaoxiao also didn't understand, why did she lose every time she quarreled with him, could it be that this person was her nemesis?
"Welcome, how many may I ask?" asked the welcome lady with a smile on my face and Ye Xiaoxiao.
"You won't check it yourself!" Ye Xiaoxiao was already angry, and at this time, she happened to sprinkle it on this unlucky welcome lady.
(To be continued)