Chapter Fifty-Eight: Wow, It's Fun!
"I'll tell you Ah Bad Joy," Yun Haoran chatted with Bad Joy without saying a word while pacing in the restaurant, "In this world, I have a lot of friends, there are many people I like, I feel very happy with them, much happier than before, Bad Joy, slowly, you should also like this kind of life, comfortable, leisurely, happy, enjoy life, it is much more comfortable than fighting and killing all day long, wandering around......
Bad Joy lay on the ground with a sigh, listening intently to the ground for a while, and knocking around on the ground with his fingers for a while, while agreeing: "What God said is that I am tired of this kind of wandering life." β
"However, the ancients said, 'Born in sorrow, die in peace', in a comfortable life, we must not give up the improvement of cultivation, so as to protect our comfortable and happy life, and destroy those enemies who dare to come to destroy not even the scum.
"Yes, yes, God is right. β
"Bad Joy, I'll show you a few human beings," Yun Haoran said, and passed the image of his sister Yunni, Duoduo, and Yu Miaomiao into Bad Joy's mind," This is my sister, my favorite human being, and this little girl, called Duoduo, I like her very much, and this beautiful sister, called Yu Miaomiao, her big roast goose, potato cakes, I never get tired of eating, one day I will take you to eat, these people, by the way, and this is the study committee member of our class, named Qiao Mengya, these human beings, you have to protect them, you must not hurt them, hear?"
"God don't worry, my subordinates remember, by the way, God, why are they all girls? I remember that you didn't like women at all before?"
"Have you forgotten? Now that I'm a human being, I'm a handsome guy, how can there be a handsome guy who doesn't like beautiful women? This is also human nature!" He passed on the image of Song Chen and Zhao Yunchuan again, "These two guys are the awakened people of the human race, and they are also my subordinates, but now both of them are weak chickens, you can take them well in the future and help them improve their cultivation." β
"Okay, I remember. β
After chatting for a long time, Bad Joy was busy there for a long time, and it seemed that he still hadn't found anything.
Yun Haoran asked, "Did you find that thing?"
"Like, yet, no-"
"Look at you stupid, come, get out of the way, let me come. β
Yun Haoran stood in the center of the restaurant, his arms outstretched, and black stars rose in the air, and then spread out in all directions.
These black stars, as if they had the wisdom of life, gathered together in a moment, formed a shape like a wind drill, hit the ground, and disappeared in an instant.
"This is it. Yun Haoran walked over slowly.
When he reached the point where the wind drill disappeared, he put his hands on the ground, grabbed it out of thin air, and there was a slight cracking sound, and there was not a single crack in the ground, but it was as if the air had been frozen and cracked.
A short sword appeared in Yun Haoran's palm again.
"A sword, how can it be a sword?" said Bad Joy with a puzzled face.
Yun Haoran smiled, "It's really a good thing, bad joy, you have made a great achievement, I will reward you with a lot of aura as a snack later." β
This sword looks no different from the sword on the old man's body on the surface, however, Yun Haoran can tell it at a glance, it and the short sword engraved with the "Singing Snake" graphic should be a series, because this short sword is also engraved with a lifelike, flying "Singing Snake" pattern, needless to say, this is also one of the keys to open the Aura White Tower.
So easy and easy to get a second key?
This made Yun Haoran feel a little unbelievable.
If the remaining six keys can be obtained so effortlessly, wouldn't it be possible to get them all in a hurry?
Once the Aura White Pagoda is opened, one's cultivation will be restored, and the speed will be greatly increased, which is not an exaggeration to describe it as a thousand miles a day.
At that time, not only will he regain the ability to destroy the world, but he will also gain immeasurable benefits because of the vast amount of spiritual energy resources.
It's just that things in this world, how easy will it be?
Generally speaking, the more difficult it will be the more you get to the end.
Yun Haoran took out the white tower in his body again, placed it on the floor of the restaurant, and then used the short sword he had just obtained to open the six remaining dark passes on the white tower.
The last time I had turned on the Yao light in the Big Dipper, at this moment, the purple point of light was still flickering regularly.
This time, Yun Haoran learned wisely, and no longer tried one by one, but directly inserted the short sword into the "Kaiyang" position in the Big Dipper, and sure enough, the short sword immediately lit up all over its body, and instantly melted into a point of light, a blue point of light, and began to flicker regularly.
Sure enough, it came according to the colors of "red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple".
Yun Haoran looked at the two points of light, one blue and one purple, flickering regularly one after another, and his heart was very happy.
"God, is this the key you are talking about? Did we accidentally find another one?" said Bad Joy with a sense of accomplishment.
Yun Haoran nodded: "If the remaining five keys can be found at this speed, then we will soon be able to open this aura white tower, bad joy, you have a big credit this time, come, I will reward you with ten kilograms of aura, you have to save some food, now that the white tower has not been opened, we can only release a little aura from time to time every day, we have to save a little use, and after the key is found, open it completely, then you can have a good luxury." β
As he spoke, Yun Haoran suddenly had a luster, transparent, and shining jewel in his hand.
"This is the aura orb, the capacity of this one is ten kilograms, it can be said that it is a very large one, I usually make 500 milliliters of capacity size, and there are smaller ones, such as 100 milliliters, 50 milliliters, the smallest is only 10 milliliters, you say that this ten kilograms is not big, am I good to you?"
Bad joy fell to his knees with a thud, and raised his hands high: "Thank you God, thank God, God's kindness to the little one is higher than the sky, and his love is deeper than the seaββ"
Yun Haoran smiled: "You guy, when did you learn to be so flamboyant?"
Bad joy smiled: "No way, mix the rivers and lakes, accompany more smiling faces and say more good things, so that you can get along." β
Yun Haoran patted him on the shoulder: "You guy, you're getting more and more mature." β
Bad Joy took the huge aura orb with both hands, stretched out his black tongue, and licked it gently, with an intoxicated expression on his face.
"Wow, it's so cool, it's delicious, it's so enjoyableβ"