"Welcome big guy. ”

"Burst photos! Burst photos!"

"Are you a little brother or a little sister or a ......?"

"Do you like men or do you like men?"

……

Zhang Xiaoliu just agreed to the invitation to join the group, and there was 40+ news in the group of the author concentration camp in an instant. Zhang Xiaoliu was flattered by the sudden enthusiasm of the authors in the group, and everyone's strong curiosity about newcomers is not difficult to see from these bizarre questions.

Zhang Xiaoliu looked at the questions that were still being asked in the chat box, and there was an illusion that he was holding a press conference in a trance.

When newcomers enter the group, they should always say hello and worship the mountain. Zhang Xiaoliu knows the importance of building a good relationship, and taps the keyboard.

"Hello everyone, I'm Xiaoliu, and I'm a new author, so please take care of me. ”

"Lao Liu, don't be so polite, you are your own person when you join the group, you don't have to be so restrained. An author named He Jian's "Old Horse Eats Rabbit" said.

"Who is Lao Liu? Is it me?" Zhang Xiaoliu was stunned by this sudden call, how could he become Lao Liu, and he gave a surname for free when he joined the group?

"Yes, that's you. Don't panic, this is a tradition in the group, and people who enter the group will be given a title that starts with an old word, usually based on the author's name or the title of the book, such as the one who just spoke, it is called Lao Ma. A kind-hearted group of friends called Ye Guanxian's "Spring Splendid Li Lianying" explained to Zhang Xiaoliu.

Zhang Xiaoliu suddenly realized and easily adapted to this unique group title.

"Oh, I see. Thank you, old leaf. ”

As soon as the thank you words were finished, a group announcement popped up in the chat box on the screen.

"Group business card specifications: the author's name "work title". The author who just added the group added QQ Xiaoice as a friend to sign a contract. It is forbidden to discuss anything related to writing in this group, mutual licking is encouraged, mutual spraying is prohibited, and I wish everyone a speedy eunuch. Scrambled eggs ------ eggs. ”

Changing the name and encouraging each other to lick Zhang Xiaoliu is still acceptable, but what the hell is this QQ Xiaoice? Isn't this an intelligent AI? The current robots are so high-end, can they reach the level of signing matters?

Zhang Xiaoliu shook his head and sighed, it seems that he has been in the house for too long, and he has derailed from the times, and he doesn't know that the speed of technological development is so fast.

Zhang Xiaoliu didn't think about it anymore, and first changed his group business card as required. So his name changed from "the most beautiful boy in the night sky" to "Little Liu's "Generation of Chow Chow Ip Man: Dancing Youth".

Then click the mouse, click on the list of group members, find the QQ Xiaoice mentioned in the announcement from it, and right-click.

Zhang Xiaoliu followed the menu he clicked on and looked down for ...... "@TA...... After reading it twice, Zhang Xiaoliu didn't find where the so-called added friends were. I wondered in my heart, obviously there was no option to add friends, whether the announcement of egg scrambled eggs was written incorrectly.

Zhang Xiaoliu thought about it, and decided to try it directly@.

"@QQ Xiaoice Signing"

Aite really had an effect, just pressed the enter, QQ Xiaoice replied to the message.

"Hello, the user you dialed is not in the service area, please wait and dial again. Sorry,the number you dialed is out of service.嘟嘟嘟......"

"???" Zhang Xiaoliu was very happy to see the reply, but after seeing it clearly, it seemed that there were 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping by. What kind of broken artificial intelligence is this, and can there be such an operation that is not in the service area?

Zhang Xiaoliu, who didn't believe in evil, angrily tapped the keyboard and sent the words again.

"@QQ Xiaoice I want to sign a contract!"

This time QQ Xiaoice did not disappoint Zhang Xiaoliu, and the speed of reply was still very fast.

"Adults weren't at home, and my mother wouldn't let me talk to strangers. ”

…………

Zhang Xiaoliu almost cried out in despair, it seems that this will not be signed for a while and a half.

At this time, the living Lei Feng Lao Ye, who kindly explained to Zhang Xiaoliu just now, stood up.

"Lao Liu, it takes @ three times to sign a contract to succeed, this is the rule. ”

After Lao Ye spoke, everyone in the group who dived was gossiping to help.

Baby "Pain" echoed: "Yes, we are all like this. ”

Yusun Yang's "25,000 Miles Under the Sea": "Listen to Lao Ye, that's right." ”

Rice balls, Jiang "The Legend of the New White Lady on the Marvel God List": "Don't give up, I signed it for the third time." ”

………

"Oh, I see, thank you very much. ”

Zhang Xiaoliu sighed that there are still many good people in the world, and at the same time sent everyone a fist-hugging expression to show his gratitude.

Make another attempt with anticipation: "@QQ Xiaoice Xiaoliu applies for a contract!"

This time QQ Xiaoice's answer is not like a robot at all, but has a unique human emotional fluctuation, but this time the fluctuation is a bit big.

QQ Xiaoice: "Call you Ma Na bark! Don't disturb the old lady playing with pesticides!"

……

Zhang Xiaoliu was stunned by this reply from QQ Xiaoice on the screen, and he didn't react after being scolded for a long time.

Maybe the spring of artificial intelligence is really coming, and even robots can smear honey with their mouths and spit fragrant in their mouths.

"Hahahaha"

"Picture (laughing and crying)"

"I'm sorry to lie to you next time. ”

……

The vulgar words scrolling on the screen vividly depict the four words of schadenfreude.

I just want to sign a contract, why is it so difficult.

Zhang Xiaoliu leaned weakly on the back of the gaming chair, bearing the full malice of the group members, and wanted to cry without tears. He took out a Hongtashan from the cigarette case on the table, held it in his mouth, and lit it silently.

This group is also too unreliable, and the editor in charge disappeared after inviting people. Dumping him to this highly anthropomorphic intelligent robot Xiaoice with a group announcement, and didn't even care about it, Zhang Xiaoliu now even thinks that the responsible egg scrambled egg is also a robot pretending.

took a hard puff of the cigarette, the cigarette ash turned into a long section, Zhang Xiaoliu flicked the cigarette ash into the thermos cup and spit out a few smoke rings.

For the sake of manuscript fees, I can't give up so quickly, not to mention this kind of website that doesn't need to be completed and stably updated, it's hard to find it even with a lantern.

As soon as he thought of the manuscript fee, Zhang Xiaoliu realized a very important problem. Usually write a book normally, and the manuscript fee is calculated according to the number of words. But this website is full of eunuch novels, and the number of words is less than the other, can this still earn manuscript fees? Or is there another way to calculate it?

Zhang Xiaoliu drew a series of question marks in his heart, and he was instantly full of curiosity about this group. With a stomach full of questions, Zhang Xiaoliu put his fingers on the keyboard again and typed a sentence, "Have you signed a contract?"

The moment the question was raised, QQ Xiaoice replied to him again, and this time it was voice.

Zhang Xiaoliu was very happy in his heart, he must be a living person who could make a voice, it seems that Xiaoice, who was responsible for signing the contract, finally finished playing pesticides and wanted to answer his questions.

Zhang Xiaoliu clicked on the voice with anticipation, and suddenly a high-decibel female voice that could tear the eardrum came out of the earphones.

"The WeChat area is dark, the king is more than fifty stars, hurry up, the master is here!"

…………