Chapter 604: Idle and bored to record a song

Chapter 604 is idle and boring to record songs (it's still a chapter today, I'm busy for the New Year, I don't have time to code words, and my hometown is still very cold...... Forgive me~)

At the beginning of the Spring Festival Gala, what Jiangxia wants to do is complain. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info Tian Lai Novel.23txt.

Xia Junmei also asked Jiang Xia about some things in the entertainment industry, Jiang Xia was not happy to say that You Fangfei was there to tell Xia Junmei some gossip news that only people in the circle knew.

Jiang Xia turned to You Fangfei and said, "What did you tell her for? I really think she doesn't know? I don't want to think about what my dad does, she knows more than the two of us, right, Mom?"

Xia Junmei said: "Listening to what your father said, can it be the same as listening to what Fang Fei said?"

"Why is it different?" Jiang Xia said speechlessly.

"It's okay, Mom is willing to listen, I'll just talk about it, alas, Jiang Xia, isn't this Hengying's?" You Fangfei asked, pointing to a singer.

Jiang Xia blinked and said, "I don't know, I don't know." ”

"Aren't you an employee of Hengying?

Jiang Xia said: "I don't know, look at my face, do you seem to know someone else?"

You Fangfei took a closer look, and then said, "Just because I didn't say what I said just now." ”

Xia Junmei smiled, the couple was so funny.

After watching the Spring Festival Gala for a while, Xia Junmei said: "Why do you feel that their singing is so ordinary? Son, why don't you go to the Spring Festival Gala?"

"Invite him, he won't go, who is to blame?" You Fangfei glanced at Jiang Xia and said.

"Oh, why don't you go?" asked Xia Junmei.

"He's wrong. You Fangfei complained.

"Huh. Jiang Xiapi smiled without smiling.

You Fangfei said: "He just doesn't want to go, he's just lazy." Lu Dongtai here, Dad also invited him, right? I refused it, he didn't want to come. ”

"yes, I think you said that a few years ago, right? I forgot about it. Xia Junmei patted her forehead and said, "I'm old, my memory is not good." ”

"Mom, if you are old at your age, then China's aging is too serious. Jiangxia said.

"It's pretty serious. Xia Junmei said.

was chatting, the door lock rang, and when I looked back, it was ** mountain back.

As the director of Ludong TV Station, at the end of the year, the TV station has to be on duty, as long as he is in Quancheng, he has to go to condole, so he comes back late for the New Year every year, and it is still early at this point in time.

"Yo, are you all back?, have you eaten dumplings?" asked**Shan.

"I ate it, I didn't wait for you. Jiangxia said.

**Shan Dao: "Don't wait for me to eat a dumpling, you, you." ”

Jiang Xia just smiled, but Xia Junmei said: "I'll leave it for you, warm it, go eat it." ”

"Yes. Mountain nodded.

"It's Fang Fei who thinks about it, not me. Xia Junmei said.

"Jiang Xia married a good daughter-in-law. Mountain sighed.

Jiang Xia agreed: "She is a good daughter-in-law. ”

You Fangfei just laughed and didn't answer.

**Shan ate dumplings while watching the Spring Festival Gala, and also followed You Fangfei and Jiang Xia to talk about the Spring Festival Gala, even if he didn't participate, he could still understand some if he wanted to understand.

At midnight, we had a meal of dumplings together.

When Spring City celebrates the New Year, there are no dumplings for the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, and dumplings are usually eaten at zero o'clock. Jiangxia they are the custom with the old man, eat dumplings for Chinese New Year's Eve, and then go to Quancheng to follow the customs, eat one dumpling at zero, two dumplings a night, and eat You Fangfei a little.

New Year's Day.

Jiang Xia wanted to be cheeky and ask for New Year's money, but was slapped by You Fangfei and destroyed his thoughts.

"How big are you? How big are you? You have all the babies, and you still want to make money for the New Year? You can be a little thick-skinned!" You Fangfei said disdainfully.

Jiang Xia grimaced and said, "It's a good habit to be thick-skinned. ”

"Habit?" You Fangfei asked with an eyebrow.

"Ang, isn't it just a habit? Jiangxia said.

"Jiang Xia, I really want to know, how did your tens of millions of words novel come out and be read by so many readers, can you be cheeky and get used to it?" You Fangfei asked.

"What's not called a habit?" Jiang Xia asked rhetorically.

You Fangfei opened her mouth to say something, but finally screwed Jiang Xia, and she couldn't come up with any words to describe "cheeky".

Jiang Xia smiled and went to amuse Jiang Chenxi, and You Fangfei went to help Xia Junmei get vegetables.

** The mountain ran out early in the morning, and the officials were different from them civilians, and they were much busier.

"Chenxi is asleep?" When You Fangfei called Jiang Xia to eat, Jiang Chenxi was asleep.

"Yes. Jiang Xia nodded.

Jiang Chenxi has a ability to fall asleep when she wants to, this is the baby's natural ability, adults can't envy it, after all, people can sleep when they want to, no one cares about her, and she can't understand her.

The child is willful, quite willful.

But after an hour, Jiangxia was a little sore, bored, boring.

Jiang Xia originally wanted to go out to play, such as going to Qianfo Mountain to burn incense or something, but Xia Junmei rejected it, a big star went out, and wanted to go to a crowded place to find it to be watched?

So Jiang Xia was pressed at home, especially after the New Year's text messages were replied to, it was even more boring......

You Fangfei watched Jiang Xia rolling on the bed boringly, and said to Jiang Xia: "Jiang Xia, if you are really bored, also record a New Year's greeting video, and I will go up slightly." ”

"If I don't record it, I won't record it. Jiang Xia refused, "What's the use of saying two words there one by one as if they were brain-dead? It's just a means of acquiring fans, I can't be like them, I won't do it." ”

"Hypocrisy. You Fangfei said.

Xia Junmei said: "If you are really idle and bored, go to Shanshan's house for a run." ”

"Well, that's what I said, I'm going to take a run. Jiang Xia jumped up and said.

You Fangfei said: "I won't follow, you can go by yourself." ”

"Hmm. Jiang Xia put on his coat and went out.

After Jiang Xia went out, Xia Junmei explained to You Fangfei: "Shanshan's mother takes care of Shanshan in the United States, and her father is at home by himself, so I asked Jiang Xia to go over and have a look, after all, the relationship between the two families is so good." ”

"It should. You Fangfei nodded.

It didn't take long for Jiang Xia to return.

Xia Junmei was curious: "Why did you come back so quickly?"

"If they weren't at home, Shanshan and they weren't there, they didn't come back. Jiang Xia said, "I called and asked, in the military region." ”

"Oh, forget it. Xia Junmei said.

After Jiang Xia returned to the house, he lay on the sand and said, "Ah, it's so boring, it's boring, it's boring......"

"Shut up. You Fangfei said, "If you're bored, go up and do something casually." ”

"Good idea. Jiang Xia sat up and said, and then ran upstairs.

Xia Junmei asked You Fangfei, "Why did he go up?"

"I don't know, it's better than him barking like a pig here, right?" You Fangfei said helplessly.

Xia Junmei thought for a while and nodded, "It makes sense, let him go." ”

It wasn't until noon that Jiang Xia came down from upstairs, shaking his head very comfortably.

"I think in the afternoon, you can drive out and don't stay at home. Xia Junmei said, "I think Fang Fei is also quite boring, our family is so crowded, and it is not lively to go anywhere, go out for a walk, and let him see more of Quancheng, I can't ask others, I don't know where it is now." ”

"No, I'm not going out, I'm going to go out at night, and there's still one point to finish. Jiang Xia stuffed a bite of beef.

"What are you doing?" Xia Junmei and You Fangfei asked in unison.

Jiang Xia said: "It's almost over, after eating, wait for me for an hour and it'll be almost there." ”

"Okay, hurry up and eat. You Fangfei said.

Seeing You Fangfei say this, Xia Junmei didn't say much, she also wanted to know what Jiang Xia had done for half the morning, so the matter of eating quickly was strictly enforced.

A large table of dishes, ten minutes, three people are full, or Jiang Xia is full alone.

After eating, Jiang Xia went upstairs.

You Fangfei and Xia Junmei continued to eat at the dining table, waiting for Jiang Xia to finish his work.

"Shall we go up and have a look?" Xia Junmei asked You Fangfei's opinion.

"Don't you go, right?" You Fangfei hesitated, "He didn't call us up, just wait for his work to come out." ”

"Okay, listen to you. Xia Junmei said with a smile.

Jiang Xia said that it was an hour, but when he actually came down from the upper floor, it was already two and a half hours later.

"Are you done?" asked You Fangfei.

"It's done. Jiang Xia smiled, "It feels pretty good, you can go and have a look." ”

"Where to look, upstairs?" asked You Fangfei.

"No, I'm meager for you. Jiang Xia said with a smile.

Xia Junmei has opened a meager opening, she also has a meager one, she has long paid attention to You Fangfei, Zhang Pengpeng, Gong Shan and others, and even has Huang V certification, which can be regarded as a small celebrity.

She opened it and glanced at You Fangfei's meager one, there was a new meager one not long after it came out, it was a meager video.

Immediately, she opened the video to see what Jiang Xia had done.

"Alas, it's only been so long, there are a lot of retweets and comments, and there are a lot of likes?" Xia Junmei said.

"Let's see. You Fangfei said.

At the beginning of the video, I knew that it was an animation, but Jiang Xia's animation was different from others, he was all stickmen here, and he couldn't even tell the gender......

"In a blink of an eye, it's the New Year again,

first gave the scalper a few hundred New Year's money,

Squeeze trains, transfer buses, medium buses, motorcycles,

Tug dragged back to his hometown with two boxes of luggage in a big bag and a small bag, ha~"

You Fangfei said: "Rap, the rhythm is not bad." ”

"Keep listening, the lyrics are absolutely made up. Xia Junmei said.

Jiang Xia rolled his eyes as he listened, how could it be made up blindly? It was obviously copied......

With Jiang Xia's voice, the picture of the video also began to move, all of them were stickmen with simple lines, along with the lyrics, they were exactly the same, buying tickets for scalpers, carrying large bags and small bags to squeeze trains, buses, buses, and motorcycles, all the way to the entrance of the village.

I have to admit that Jiang Xia's painting is really scummy, even if the lines made by the computer are twisted, and I can barely see what it is, mainly because Chinese words are written there, telling everyone what this thing is, otherwise Xia Junmei probably doesn't know what this thing is......

The picture continues, the stickman continues to move forward, and the lyrics continue.

"I got out of the car, but no one answered me at all (Mom: playing mahjong)

The mix is so bad, even the dogs at the entrance of the village are suspicious (Wangwang)

I haven't been back for too long, and when I saw the neighborhood aunt nodding,

Cordially stepped forward to greet you: Hello Auntie!

Auntie: Hey, who are you?"

When the voiceover is played, another stickman appears, and Jiang Xiatu saves trouble and writes directly on his head.

You Fangfei complained: "I have never seen such a perfunctory animation. ”

Xia Junmei is concerned: "When did I play mahjong? Also, how did you get this voiceover?"

"Voice changer. Jiangxia said.

"Keep watching. You Fangfei said.

The picture continues to move, and when you listen to it, it is the chorus part, but it is the small chorus part.

"What is New Year's flavor?

When I was a child, I was happy, and I couldn't reminisce about it.

Annoying New Year's smell,

Family dinners, class reunions, like a realistic dog's leg. ”

The little chorus quickly passed, and the lyrics later became the narration of the main song.

"Xiao Ming he has bad grades (bad grades, bad grades, bad grades)

We all despise Him (despise Him, despise Him, despise Him)

Now people open Hongyu (go die, go die, go die)

Ask you: How have you been doing in the past few years? (Xiao Ming: hahahahahaha)"

Next is the big chorus part.

"It took a year of hard work to come home,

and going to other people's houses,

On the surface, he said polite words,

The mobile phone is also in the group,

Relatives take turns to question,

When are you going to get married?

Adults use me to teach children,

Don't learn from him. ”

followed by a voiceover: "Hey Mom, I saved 20,000 yuan this year, help me save it." ”

Children's voiceover: "Mommy, I saved 30,000 yuan this year, help me save it." ”

"The goddess who once had a crush on her,

She's still so charming,

But she, with the baby,

If you want me to spend the New Year's money,

Cold window for more than ten years,

Then burst the liver and worked overtime,

The red envelope taken by the goddess child,

Enough for me to stay up late and work for most of the year,

When I got home, my dad said that he wanted to give the baby a red envelope,

Then the hippie smiley face gave my mother a red envelope for the bird,

The mother called her son to eat noodles and brought them to the dog,

I seemed, unconsciously, the species was changing. ”

Then there is the little chorus, but the lyrics have changed.

"What is New Year's flavor?

Watching other people's children laugh as sweetly as you used to (laugh again, laugh again, laugh again, laugh again)

Annoying New Year's smell,

When I got up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet, I heard my parents say,

(Mom: Daddy?)

Dad: What's wrong, baby?

Mother: This child is a waste, let's have a second child, shall we?

Dad: Listen to your baby~)

Oh buy karma!

Say I'm not a device (not a device, not a device, not a device)

I also want to have a younger brother (give birth to your sister, give birth to your sister, give birth to your sister)

oh Shet Mom Sell Batch (Mom Sell Batch, Mom Sell Batch, Mom Sell Batch)

I'll live with a smile!"

And then there's the big chorus.

After the main chorus part passes, there is an interlude: "lala", a total of four sections, which passes quickly.

This "lalala" past is the ending paragraph, which is used to wrap up.

"I want to have a good rest,

Talk to your parents,

Time is running out for reunion,

Don't waste it~"

At the end of the final closing sentence, there is an extra paragraph of "lalala".

This video is not long, it is only more than three minutes in total, it is very simple, and in the end, I watched it in one go, after watching it, You Fangfei and Xia Junmei looked at Jiang Xia together, both with a sluggish expression.