Chapter 59: Take off your pants
"What are you fooling you, the car has been destroyed by the soul and is about to be scrapped, and they will even pay you a new one?
Yue Hanhu grabbed the car key suspiciously, and looked around carefully, it was indeed very new. And...... It seems to be the latest, the most expensive G305!
"Damn, you still say you don't have money! You can afford the G305! I went to see a car show yesterday, and this G305 is known as the most expensive and luxurious sports car in the underworld!"
"And the speed is also the fastest among all the models in the underworld!
Xie Bi'an smiled triumphantly, his big teeth were about to see his stomach, and he continued to explain to Yue Han:
"Do you think I'm a fool of you guys, before I bought the car, they promised me this, promised me that, and wanted to blow that car into the unique one in the underworld, but what about the facts? Isn't it a half-crippled one? If it weren't for my superb driving skills, all the way to the exit, we would have burped a long time ago, and who is responsible for it then? I let them only accompany me in the car, not with me for mental damage, it is considered cheap for them!"
Xie Bi'an pinched his waist and lifted the car, his face was still full of anger, it is estimated that if there is a * in her hand now, she can throw it directly on the head of the person who sold her car, and the head of the person who fried it will bloom.
This little girl really loves money...... I can't do without money when I open my mouth and close my mouth for half a sentence, and I am probably afraid of being harmed by the financial crisis in the underworld, and I want to roll back my previous losses.
"What did the car seller tell you this time?"
Yue Han returned the car key to Xie Bi'an and asked.
"Hmm...... He said that the glass of the car this time will not be broken even if the universe is destroyed, and the quality is very good. ”
“...... Okay, okay, regardless of whether the universe is cosmic or not, the next time you see the kid who sold your car, just let him drive the car to the Soul Circle for two laps, if he comes back, the car is still intact, let's do it, okay?"
Yue Han only felt a little pain in his head. Isn't this sister still being fooled! It's also known as the fastest in the underworld, and it's a gimmick of his grandmother! Let these ghosts try to try the taste of being chased by a dead soul, and they will know how to take responsibility for what they say!
"Hey, you're a good idea! Why didn't you say it earlier, then I'm going to have my car arrive now, and if I ask someone to try it for me, they won't want to!"
"I'm just kidding, you really mean it...... If you really put people on the Soul Formation...... It's really a bully......"
Yue Han said helplessly.
"Knock knock. ”
Outside the door, a small nurse wearing a gas mask pushed open the door, carefully put down a bag, and said:
"This is the patient's hospital gown, if you wipe your body, let's change it......"
After the nurse finished speaking, she immediately closed the door and left.
Xie Bi'an raised his head, sniffed the smell around him, looked at Yue Han suspiciously, and asked:
"Is there still a smell in the house, why can't I smell it?"
"You're stinking too......"
Obviously...... The performance of the nurse just now, the smell in the room is still like a swill pool full of stinky fish, rotten shrimp and big dung balls, which makes people nauseous......
"Well, I'm used to it...... But let's do our best to wipe it off for you...... Ahem. ”
Xie Bi'an fetched a basin of warm water and walked in, Yue Han obviously felt that something seemed to be wrong with the smell, and carefully sniffed in the air, the smell was mixed with an inexplicable aroma, forming a very strange smell.
"No, why does this water smell weird? What are you doing...... poison it?"
"Poison your sister! If I want to kill you, it's a matter of minutes, and I still need such a despicable means as poisoning!
Xie Bi'an's face was slightly red, he pinched his waist, looked at Yue Han with a resentful look and said:
"It's all because of you! When I went out to fetch water just now, I felt that people passing by looked at me with strange eyes!"
"Oh, what's hypocritical, no matter how heavy your smell is, can it have a strong smell on my body? I haven't taken a shower for a few days?"
Yue Han said, his eyes caught a glimpse of Xie Bi'an's exposed porcelain-white skin, which seemed to be a little red, raised his eyebrows and asked with a smile:
"Aren't you, how many times have you taken a shower, and you have rubbed red marks on your body?"
"Stop talking nonsense! Get me dressed!"
"Smack. ”
The little nurse who was about to enter the door to change the hanging bottle for Yue Han heard this, her face turned red instantly, and she apologized in a panic and left.
"Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry...... I didn't hear anything...... I'll come back later......"
Somehow, the atmosphere seemed to become ambiguous at this moment.
"Ahem, what, let me tell you, I'll help you pay the medical expenses for the time being, and when you get better, you have to follow me to take the task to earn a bounty and return the money, do you hear?"
What Xie Bi'an is best at is interrupting. successfully smashed the ambiguous atmosphere just now, and there was not even a piece of scum left.
"If you have it, I will definitely pay it back to you, even if I don't have any money, I will return the money to you if I sell my body to buy pants, okay?"
Yue Han waved his hand and secretly glanced at Xie Bi'an with a disgusted expression.
"A manly man, it's hard to chase a horse in a word. ”
"Okay, okay. ”
Yue Han agreed as he took off the vest on his body. When he was in college, Yue Han exercised a lot, and now his figure is one of the best among men, it is no exaggeration to say that Yue Han is the type that looks thin and undressed and has flesh, fascinating thousands of girls.
"Hey, hey, hey, you're going to paint the walls with sandpaper...... Don't rub it hard in one place, it's all bleeding under my skin!"
Yue Han pointed to the place where there was a piece of golden light on his arm and asked.
"Hey, you're a big man, you're still afraid of any pain, bear with it, otherwise how would I know if I wiped it clean!"
Xie Bi'an was arrogant and unreasonable, and Yue Han had no choice but to endure the pain and let Xie Bi'an be a nurse who massaged his back once.
But don't really say it, being touched by a girl...... In fact...... There's really a little bit of ...... The feeling of heartbeat.
Especially when I saw the fingers as white as jade, gently holding the towel, and the tingling feeling when 'gentle' slid over my skin, it rushed straight to my heart, and the bottom of Yue Han's heart was also messy.
"You, take off your pants for me. ”
Xie Bi'an said with a finger in his hand.