Chapter 5 I'm the Favorite Guy
"Stinky boy, you come out for me! There is a kind of you come out for me! Today Lao Tzu doesn't unload your whole body bones, Lao Tzu is your grandson——
There was shouting and swearing outside the door.
Lao Yu and Yu Miaomiao saw this formation, and they were so frightened that they didn't dare to come out.
Lao Yu cried with a sad face, and walked out tremblingly: "Uncles, uncles, it's okay, can't I give this money? Isn't this forcing people to death——"
"Dad, let's stop this business, let's go back to the countryside and farm—" Yu Miaomiao said with a sobbing tear.
Yun Haoran finally finished eating the last potato cake in front of him, and while sucking his fingers, he muttered: "Alas, Sister Miao Miao, you said that you have returned to the countryside, how can I eat such delicious roast goose and potato cakes?"
Yu Miaomiao burst into tears: "Yun Haoran, do you know who these people are? They are the Black Dragon Gang, even the police can't help them, and now they are targeted, we only don't do this business, we can't afford to provoke, we can only hide far away." ”
"Lao Yu, it's useless for you to pay the money now, you injured our people, you now not only have to make up for the money you owe before, but you also have to compensate us for our losses!" shouted the guys outside the door.
"I'll pay, I'll pay, I will pay as much as you say-"
"Hey, a million!"
"Huh?!"
"If you don't want to lose money, it's okay, you can pay us your remaining seedlings, hahaha-"
Lao Yu was so angry that he trembled.
Yu Miaomiao's white teeth clenched her thin lips, and fire erupted from her eyes.
Yun Haoran slowly walked to the door and burped again.
Alas, I accidentally ate a little too much today.
It seems that after becoming a human being, the amount of food has been greatly reduced, how can you eat so much to survive?
"Yun Haoran, don't go out, they will kill you, I have already called the police, the police will definitely come later!" Yu Miaomiao grabbed his arm.
Yun Haoran had a wicked smile on the corner of his mouth, stretched out his hand, and gently patted the back of Yu Miaomiao's delicate and white hand: "Sister Miao Miao, it's just a group of flies and mosquitoes, is it so scary?"
In Yu Miaomiao's eyes, Yun Haoran is super able to eat, and then he has a little strength, but in the face of dozens of people outside and dozens of arm-thick iron rods, he went out, and he was completely sent to death. "What flies and mosquitoes, don't go out!"
"Sister Miao Miao, have you ever played such a game? Isn't it fun to catch mosquitoes, and then tear off their wings and legs one by one, and then release them? ”
Yun Haoran looked at the guys outside, his eyes seemed to be looking at a swarm of mosquitoes.
Yu Miaomiao's small mouth opened slightly, and she looked at him in surprise. Does this guy have a problem with his head?
Yun Haoran had already stepped out of the door from her side.
The guys hula and all of a sudden, they surrounded him in the middle.
All the onlookers couldn't bear to look directly, so they had to take out their mobile phones to take pictures from afar, as if to commemorate the last heroic deeds of a hero of the last days.
"Is that you?, beating our brother Biao like that?" a strong man like a black tower stared at him condescendingly.
In fact, Yun Haoran is only thin and white, in fact, he is not short, he is probably one meter eight, and he is still growing. After all, he's only seventeen.
Yun Haoran nodded: "Well, he should be beaten, playing hooligans, smashing things, and most importantly, ruining my good mood for dining, which can't be made up for no matter what." Yun Haoran said seriously.
Heita's eyes widened, isn't this stinky boy a little stupid? I'm about to be beaten to death, but I'm still talking about a good mood here!
"Now, have we ruined your good mood too, and what are you going to do to us?" looked at him with an almost sadistic expression.
"I'm done eating now, I just want to go home, just don't get in my way. Yun Haoran said lightly and took two steps forward.
The Black Tower stood forward, but the tower blocked his way. "I'm just blocking you, what's the matter?"
Yun Haoran sighed and shook his head: "Summer hasn't arrived yet, how can there be so many mosquitoes?" ”
As he spoke, he burped again.
A wisp of black smoke rose from his mouth, instantly filling the face of the Black Tower.
The face of the Black Tower is even darker.
Then the Black Tower fell to the ground, unconscious.
Yun Haoran stood there like no one else, touched his nose, and a wicked smile spread on the corner of his mouth.
"Hey, what's going on?" The onlookers were stupid, and the two didn't fight each other at all.
The dozens of people brought by the Black Tower also looked at each other.
What's going on? Heita is their helper, the most capable boss, how can the other party burp him and faint?
Could it be that this kid is poisonous?
In the midst of the confusion, one of them suddenly shouted, "Devil, ghost—" The man screamed as he pounded his head with his fist, as if he had suddenly gone mad.
A couple more guys are showing this symptom.
For a while, the ghost cried wolf and howled heartbreakingly, and it was weird to listen to in broad daylight.
The onlookers were also surprised, obviously this young man had been standing there with his arms on his chest, doing nothing?!
At this time, more guys had this symptom, one by one as if they had seen a ghost in broad daylight, crying, beating their chests and feet, and looking like they couldn't survive and die.
No one noticed that the big black tower lying on the ground, with his arms and legs, had completely detached from his body, and if he wasn't wearing clothes, his limbs would probably have fallen to the ground.
And Yun Haoran looked at the body of the big black tower, and his eyes were full of playful smiles.
Haha, this big mosquito, I think you will be fierce in the future!
Suddenly, a siren sounded in the distance.
Several police cars drove over at a gallop, stopped with a clatter, and Yunni, who was wearing a police uniform and had a heroic posture, jumped out of the car with a group of policemen.
"Ah, sister!" Yun Haoran was shocked, and ran away, and after his body flashed a few times in the green belt on the side of the road, he disappeared.
Those onlookers were wondering, and suddenly found that the videos and photos they had just taken on their mobile phones were all blank, and even their minds were a mess.
What just happened here?
At this moment, except for Yu Miaomiao and her father, no one else can remember anything in their heads, and those so-called Black Dragon Gang members have already been frightened by the terrible image in their heads.
The police found Yu Miaomiao, who called the police, and adjusted the monitoring next to him, but the monitoring was also blank, and nothing was taken. Why is this monitoring always bad lately?
Asked the onlookers, everyone was at a loss.
In the end, Yu Miaomiao and her father's description, even they themselves felt unbelievable, what a teenager came to eat more than 100 potato cakes with four big roast geese, and finally stood there without moving, these guys became like this......
Faced with this situation, the police did not hesitate.
Recently, there have been more and more strange things, and it is said that the aura of the earth has begun to recover, and many people have awakened inexplicably, and they have inexplicably done some inexplicable things.
Only Yun Ni secretly wondered in her heart, how could the image of the young man described in Yu Miaomiao's small mouth be so much like her younger brother?