Chapter 59: Smashing the balls with tofu
After Bai Xiaofan took a taxi and returned home, he first went to the nearby vegetable market to buy vegetables, even if he wanted to move away, Chen Xin'er would have to eat when he came back that night.
"Stop, don't move!"
When I was about to get home, a coquettish drink came from the alley on one side, and at the same time, there seemed to be a series of beatings and scolding.
Bai Xiaofan thought for a while, but walked in, not that he likes to meddle in things, but this voice is a little familiar to him, if I remember correctly, this soft and glutinous voice is Xiong Yourong's soft and cute policewoman!
"Officer Xiong, you've been tracking us down for days, aren't you a bit too bullying?" a man with an explosive head walked towards Xiong Yourong and played with the switchblade in his hand.
Around him, there were four or five thugs, their hair dyed in various colors, all approaching Xiong Yourong with a sinister smile.
Xiong Yourong was also a little scared at the moment, it was time to get off work, and he didn't have a gun on him, but he just happened to see these little gangsters, and he chased them in without thinking too much.
"Don't come here, stand against the wall, or don't blame me for being unkind!" Xiong Yourong is wearing a pink dress today, the hem is just up to the knee, and the long legs are wearing a pair of black high socks, whether it is image or temperament, it is a bit incompatible with her words!
"You're welcome, what's the way to be polite? Come, talk to the masters!" The man with the explosive head didn't take Xiong Yourong's threat in his eyes at all, and approached Xiong Yourong with a silver smile on his face!
The little thugs, after hearing the words of the exploding head, also laughed arrogantly together.
"Beautiful policeman, come and play with uncle!" The exploding head smiled and stretched out his big hand and grabbed Xiong Yourong's pair of big steamed buns.
It's the first time I've caught such a big steamed bun, and it must feel super good!
Xiong Yourong said no matter what, after all, he graduated from the police academy, and when he saw that the other party grabbed him in the chest, he immediately subconsciously raised his foot and kicked it out!
Click!
One kick, broken eggs!
"Ah...... Pain, Made, Lao Tzu's egg...... Lao Tzu's eggs were kicked and broken by this little girl's skin!" The man with the explosive head howled miserably and fell to the ground, rolling and wailing incessantly, hoarse in pain.
A few thugs were so frightened that they hurriedly went to support the man with the explosive head, but Xiong Yourong blinked his eyes wide, unable to believe that he had kicked so boldly just now!
"No...... I'm embarrassed...... "Looking at the miserable appearance of the man with the explosive head, Xiong Yourong didn't know which string was on the wrong time and space, and he actually apologized to the other party!"
"No, you guys, give it to me, catch her, I'm going to let her bury my balls!" the exploding man cursed and ordered the little brother beside him.
Looking at a few thugs surrounding him again, Xiong Yourong subconsciously stepped back, the kick just now was completely instinctive, but what now?
The man with the explosive head covered the broken balls with both hands, staring at the retreating Xiong Yourong fiercely, and infinite resentment appeared in his eyes!
"Hey, what a coincidence, what are you guys doing here?
Seeing that Xiong Yourong had been forced into a corner and had no way to retreat, a discordant voice sounded, and then everyone saw that a man with fish and vegetables in both hands walked over slowly!
"Hurry, hurry up and call the police, they are all bad people!" Xiong Yourong looked at the man and hurriedly shouted loudly, hoping that the other party would run away and call the police!
"Call the police, aren't you?" Bai Xiaofan smiled, completely ignoring those little gangsters, and walked straight to Xiong Yourong's side, looking each other up and down.
Tsk, this soft and cute policewoman is very good at dressing, and this pair of high socks is even more attractive, especially the pair of cute kittens!
"What are you looking at? Hurry up and go to the police!" Xiong Yourong was speechless, how strange is this guy? The last time I saw it, it was normal!
"I'm looking at these two kittens on your lap, they're very cute, I don't know if they'll bite?" Bai Xiaofan seemed to have not heard Xiong Yourong's words, and his eyes were still staring at the two kittens on the edge of the high socks without blinking.
"You are stupid, how can this bite someone?" Xiong Yourong was said by Bai Xiaofan with these words, but he also forgot about the few gangsters around him.
"That's great, do you know, I usually like cats and dogs the most, and when I see cats and dogs, I always can't help but want to touch them!"
Bai Xiaofan was talking nonsense seriously, and touched Xiong Yourong's thigh with one free hand.
Tsk, this is cool, this is smooth, it's just perfect!
"Ah...... Hooligans!" Xiong Yourong screamed in surprise, and hurriedly knocked out Bai Xiaofan's big hand that took advantage of her, and a pair of beautiful big eyes were huffing.
This bastard, shameless scum, actually took advantage of her, and she thought that the other party really liked cats and dogs?
I didn't expect this stinky rascal to like the kitten on his high socks, hum, this is clearly rubbing oil!
"Boy, where the hell did you come from, and how dare you come here to make trouble?" a little gangster with a wisp of green hair dyed in front of him looked at Bai Xiaofan unhappily and asked.
"Get out, don't force the master to do it!" Bai Xiaofan glanced at a few people with disdain, what kind of spicy chicken is this, he dares to play hooligan in broad daylight, it's really unbeatable!
"Cao, you are so crazy, you dare to talk to us like this? Believe it or not, Lao Tzu removed your three legs?"
"Originally, I wanted to spare you, but since you are so rampant, then the young master doesn't mind abolishing your three legs!" Bai Xiaofan pursed the corners of his mouth disdainfully, staring at each other with gloomy eyes!
"**** even dares to threaten Lao Tzu, brothers, go on, avenge the boss!" Lu Mao shouted to a few people beside him, and several people surrounded Bai Xiaofan and Xiong Yourong together.
"If you don't run, there's no way to run now!" Xiong Yourong glanced at Bai Xiaofan speechlessly, and subconsciously wanted to block Bai Xiaofan behind him.
Although she was also scared in her heart, as a policewoman, she still subconsciously stood in front!
"You help me with the order, and watch me smash all their balls with tofu!" Bai Xiaofan pulled Xiong Yourong behind him, handed over the things in his hand to the other party's hand, and held two pieces of tofu in his hand.
Shrimp stuff?
Did you hear that right?
Smashing eggs with tofu?
Why does this sound so much like a joke?
"Paralyzed, hit!" the green hair roared, and several thugs all pounced, and the switchblades and other weapons in their hands stabbed towards Bai Xiaofan without saying anything!