"Senior nephew, please bring me a bucket of beauty and health foot soaking package!"

"Senior, the young and young want a bucket to get tired, and I've walked a lot today!"

"Dude, I'm going to take a medicated bath. ”

There were three people sitting on the sofa in the living room, two women and one man, who had just washed their feet. At a glance, these three people are more than one another! They are Ye Jianxiao's uncle Drunken Soul Vine, elementary school sister Bai Qian, and the red arrow of his childhood sweetheart.

Ahh

In the medicinal bath room in the back hall, Ye Jianxiao heard the unreasonable demands of several people, and the green tendons on his forehead instantly burst out, but he could only grab the herbs one by one and throw them into the wooden basin. Whoever lets himself play a truth or dare can lose! After more than half a year in the miscellaneous house, he has become a black hole in the game. Even if the Drunken Soul Vine is cultivated to be advanced and the thousand skills are first-class! It's hateful that he can't even do the Red Arrow!

It's good today, I went out to buy a cake, and I actually got a little witch back! Bai Qian, a junior school girl who is less than two digits in age, turned out to be a science madman, and relying on the power of mathematics and science and technology to completely suppress him!

I don't know, when will I play the game to pull the Lingyun. Maybe then he wouldn't be the eternal Knight of the Fall.

"Nephew, my medicated bath package is ready, I won't pay for it late!" Drunken Soul Vine shouted as he lay on the sofa and shook his feet.

Bai Qian sat aside and responded decently: "Yes, senior, although you are a volunteer laborer, we may be merciful to give you some tips, you must cherish it!"

"Need a tip?" Chi Jian frowned, put his hands on his chest, and said in a serious voice: "I decided to take out 5 cents as a tip this time, provided that the service and quality of the medicated bath are up to standard, if it doesn't satisfy me, I hope to find me 3 cents." ”

The drunken soul vine couldn't help but laugh, and his slender fingers touched the wallet, and he really touched two steel hammers, one for one and one for 5 cents. Drunken Soul Vine happily held the steel hammer, turned his head and shouted behind him: "Senior nephew, I have a piece of five oceans waiting for you here, it's too late, but it's gone!"

Bai Qian didn't speak again, just quietly smiling, because he saw that Ye Jianxiao had already passed by with three big trees. Bai Qian, a little clever, rolled his eyes, and hurriedly clapped his hands and praised: "Senior is so powerful, three wooden barrels can be raised with one hand!"

"Yes, my nephew is so powerful, why don't I break the bank again and give you a tip of 5 cents?"

"Soak your feet, do you think I look like someone who lacks those few cents?"

Ye Jianxiao hooked his fingers, and the three big trees fell neatly in front of the three of them. The three of them put their feet in unison, which was called a "three-face satisfaction".

Cut.

Ye Jian smiled and walked away happily.

That night, he made the rice! He washed the pots and pans! He had to prepare a medicated bath for these goods to soak his feet! The most infuriating thing was that he was not allowed to soak together!

God, can you still let me carry some more!

Ye Jian smiled heavily and opened the door of the living room without love.

"Senior, why are you going?"

Just as he was about to go out, Bai Qian suddenly stopped him, the voice was very soft, sweet, and there was a hint of guilt. Ye Jianxiao could guess that it must be the younger sister who felt sorry for herself and wanted to keep herself, so she invited her to soak her feet or something. Sure enough, the school girl is still the cutest.

Ye Jianxiao stopped what he was doing, didn't look back, just replied handsomely: "Youyou, haven't you noticed? The senior is very unpopular here, so let me go out alone and be with the northwest wind." ”

"Senior, can you not leave ...... yet?"

Sure enough, the younger sister was just broken by the drunken soul vine. In my heart, the younger sister is still very considerate. Ye Jianxiao's heart cooled down all night, and finally, it warmed up.

Ye Jianxiao closed the door and walked back with the corners of his mouth hooked. However, he didn't take a few steps before he was petrified.

"Senior, we're all soaking our feet, can you help me bring the remote control, I want to watch TV for a while." Bai Qian asked innocently in a whisper.

Hehe, spicy chicken schoolgirl, whoever wants to take it away! Ye Jian smiled and handed the remote control to Bai Qian. That face is as gloomy as it is, and there are as many black lines as there are black lines.

When Ye Jianxiao handed over the remote control, he found that the red arrow had been watching him.

"What are you seeing?" Ye Jian asked with a smile.

At first, Ye Jianxiao thought that Red Arrow was going to hold a grievance for him. However, Red Arrow opened his mouth and said, "Dude, can you go to the side? You are blocking me from watching TV." ”

I really should throw all these people out of the chore room! Sure enough, the chore house is not suitable for so many people to live together!

Ye Jianxiao was thinking about it, when the drunken soul vine suddenly patted the seat next to him and smiled at him.

"Okay, nephew, I've been busy for a long time, come and watch TV together for a while, it's a big deal, make a bucket with my uncle." ”

The knife mouth, the tofu heart, probably the drunken soul vine.

Ye Jian smiled and nodded, whistled, and sat down beside the drunken soul vine with his pocket. Although he hadn't thought about soaking in a bucket with the Drunken Soul Vine, he still couldn't help but glance into the Drunken Soul Vine's bath tub.

The drunken soul vine leaned over, glanced at him, and smiled: "Ten yuan at a glance, ten eyes and nine folds, look at the discounts, little brother, do you want to find out." ”

"Not necessarily. ”

Ye Jianxiao hurriedly retracted his gaze, and didn't know what to say for a while, so he could only turn his face to the TV.

At this moment, the remote control was in Bai Qian's hands, and the channel was called a change of ground and flew up.

"Goal, goal! This is Ronaldo's 287th goal of the season!"

"A single dog is a solitary creature, and every single dog looks for its own nest as it reaches adulthood. At night, they are not lonely. Because, every single dog will have a life-size pillow printed with the goddess to accompany them to sleep. ”

"From today on, you are a low-ranking person in Washington, and 9527 is your lifelong codename!"

When the picture in the TV stopped at the movie channel, Ye Jianxiao leaned on the sofa, looking at Hua An in the picture, a smile appeared on his mouth, but his heart was a little colder.

Hua'an's film, that's it. When I was a child, I watched his movies and laughed like a fool, but when I grew up, I laughed and laughed, but I always cried.

"Hahaha!"

Over there, Red Arrow was smiling, just like when he was a child.

Ye Jianxiao sighed, he suddenly felt a little envious of the red arrow. Perhaps, being an idiot, not understanding anything, not knowing anything, is really a kind of happiness.

"Sand carving melon seeds, sand carving melon seeds, sand carving melon seeds are delicious and golden!"

didn't watch the movie for a few minutes, and the evil advertisement jumped out, Bai Qian pouted, and changed the channel again. This time, it's the news channel.

For the news channel, Ye Jianxiao has never been cold. Originally, he still loved to watch the news. But one day, a journalism friend told him that 80% of the news is actually fake, most of them are deliberately fabricated by posing for photos, and even some are purely black letters and a mouth. Since then, he has not been much interested in watching the news, at most, only occasionally glances at hot searches.

"Youyou, remember to call me after the commercial, I'll sleep first. ”

Ye Jianxiao closed his eyes and yawned boredly.

Just as he was yawning, the drunken soul vine suddenly tugged at his sleeve, and pointed to the TV excitedly and laughed loudly: "Senior nephew, senior nephew, look, who you said is so unlucky, living in the wild will be smashed by meteorites!"

"Meteorites? Where did the meteorites come from, I guess it's a lie. ”

Ye Jianxiao replied lazily, and out of curiosity, Yu Guang still swept towards the TV. As a result, the whole person was instantly stunned!

Wouldn't it!

I saw that in the news, a short video was playing. In the video, a golden pillar of light suddenly descended from the sky above a forest villa, and in an instant, the villa turned into nothingness in the pillar of light, leaving only a huge sinkhole.

"Recently, a forest villa on a floating island near Kunlun Wonderland was hit by a mysterious force, but fortunately there were no casualties. According to the frontline reporters, the villa is a property in the name of the Washi Group, with a market value of about 16 million. Experts believe that the event was caused by a small meteorite released by the Sagittarius galaxy under the action of star particles in the Milky Way. ”

!

Skillful!

He was sure that these experts were absolutely nonsense!

Ye Jianxiao clenched his fists, and Huo Di stood up suddenly. "Uncle Shi, based on my service level tonight, can you tip me more?"

"Huh?" Drunken Soul Vine tilted her head and paused for a moment, she didn't know why Ye Jianxiao was suddenly so excited, biting her fingers, and replied, "You really want a tip?"

"Sixteen million!" Ye Jian said with a smile.

“......”

“......”

"Dude, has the price of tips gone up so much?"