Chapter 148: Pretending to be a ghost
"Blown up?" Mr. Ning's face changed slightly, "What blew up?"
"Gas cylinders. Su Xiaofan said with a smile, "I secretly unscrewed the gas cylinder while the thief was still trying the password...... Then he ran out into the yard, and when the thief noticed that something was wrong, he threw a cannon into his house. ”
“……”
Mr. Ning looked at Su Xiaofan in disbelief,
Blowing up your own house in order to catch a thief?
It's hard to imagine what a 10-year-old could do.
But what makes him even more furious is still to come.
"Did you know that a gas leak has to be unventilated to explode, and in order to create such an environment, I need to close the doors and windows as much as possible after turning on the gas without being heard by thieves...... What do you think I'm going through at such a stressful moment?"
Mr. Ning shook his head.
"I'm wondering, if my father comes back and knows that I blew up my house to keep his money, will he beat me up or reward me?" Su Xiaofan looked at Mr. Ning meaningfully,
"I think he'll reward me, because if I lose the money in the safe, he won't have the money to pay for the next month, and the angry workers might burn down my house...... This kind of thing is not uncommon. ”
"What exactly do you want to express?" After knowing Su Xiaofan's approach, there was not much suspense in the story, so Mr. Ning began to be a little impatient.
Su Xiaofan saw Mr. Ning's somewhat impatient expression, but said impatiently: "Don't you wonder if I have kept the safe?"
Mr. Ning didn't speak, and couldn't help muttering in his heart: "Don't you just want to warn me, are you awesome? Then don't think about it, this money must be saved......
"That's probably the biggest artillery battle I've ever shot since I was a child. Su Xiaofan continued, "I saw the thief coming out of the house with a fire all over his body, and he saw at a glance that I was pouring water into the house with a water pipe, so he ran towards me with a shout, but the pain in his heart made him unable to walk steadily, so he fell to the ground, he wailed and rolled on the ground, looking at me with a pleading look, at this time I asked him, is the safe open?"
He quickly whimpered and shook his head, so I watered him...... At the time, I was thinking that if he opened the safe and the money inside was burned, then my dad would definitely get beaten up when he came back...... Why should I save this man who caused me to be beaten?"
Hearing this, Mr. Ning's eyes couldn't help but flash a hint of fear.
Su Xiaofan was very satisfied with the other party's expression in a panic, the corners of his mouth raised, and he concluded: "I talk so much nonsense with you, I just want to tell you three things about being a man." ”
"First, never underestimate anyone, even if they don't seem to be very old. ”
"Second, I hate it most in my life when someone says that my family is a nouveau riche, because my family can have today, because I burned my family and beat me up when I was ten years old! The billion you just said you just said, every cent is not someone who opens his mouth and says that he wants it, I will give it casually!"
Mr. Ning opened his mouth, but said nothing.
"One last point. Su Xiaofan looked at Mr. Ning and sneered, "Even if I mark the key points one by one like a primary school teacher, you, a 'crappy assistant', can't understand these truths! ”
"Mr. Ning" on the office chair suddenly changed his face and said angrily: "What do you mean by this?!"
"Can't you hear such an obvious meaning?" Su Xiaofan stood up, turned around and walked outside, "Your IQ is not qualified to be a private detective." ”
"Mr. Su, please stay!"
When this "Mr. Ning" was about to speak, a loudspeaker installed in an unknown corner sounded, "Yuan Bin, you go out." ”
Hearing the voice, Su Xiaofan stopped, then gently opened the door, looked back at Yuan Bin slightly provocatively, and made a gesture of please.
Seeing this, Yuan Bin had no choice but to get up from his seat with an ugly face, and then walked outside.
After Yuan Bin left, Su Xiaofan closed the door again.
He glanced at the empty office lightly, and said softly, "You are a private detective, do you need to act like a criminal leader?"
"Haha, Mr. Su said with a smile. A man's hearty laughter came from the loudspeaker, "I have something to do temporarily, so I have to let Yuan Bin serve as a guest, and I ask Mr. Su to forgive me if there is anything inconsiderate." ”
"Really?" Su Xiaofan raised his eyebrows and said with some displeasure, "Don't pretend to be a ghost, don't come out again, believe it or not, I blew you up?"
“……”
The other party was silent for a moment, and then Su Xiaofan saw that the bookshelf behind the desk suddenly moved slowly to both sides, and a figure was sitting in a wheelchair with a guitar.
He gently put the guitar against the wall, and then slowly pushed the wheelchair out, and Su Xiaofan saw the true face of "Mr. Ning" clearly.
He was much older than Su Xiaofan imagined, with an inch of hair, a pair of reading glasses, his hair and beard were already gray, and he looked at least fifty years old.
"Can you tell me how you concluded that Yuan Bin was my assistant?" Mr. Ning looked at Su Xiaofan with a smile.
Su Xiaofan pursed his lips: "He is a fake, but the Pelikan pen, mahogany desk and this "Biography of Steve Jobs" that has just been released in the office are genuine ......."
In fact, Su Xiaofan felt that something was wrong from the moment he found the Pelikan fountain pen.
After further observation, it was confirmed that Yuan Bin just now was not Mr. Ning himself, which is why he would "perform" so much just now.
Mr. Ning nodded approvingly, what Su Xiaofan said was actually a flaw that he deliberately left.
"And how do you know that I'm here?" he asked.
"Your pen doesn't even have a lid, and the ink on the tip of the pen hasn't dried when I come in. ”
In fact, if Mr. Ning had covered the pen, Su Xiaofan might not have noticed the gold-plated fountain pen, thus ignoring the sense of disobedience brought by the fake Armani Prive suit on Yuan Bin.
"Yes, young people are rarely so careful, you have the potential to become a detective...... Mr. Ning stretched out his hand and motioned for Su Xiaofan to sit down, "It's a pity that as far as I know, your dream is to become a director." ”
Su Xiaofan smiled slightly, and did not sit down again as he instructed, but asked a question first:
"Can you tell me why you did this extra thing?"
"Quite simply, I only work with smart people because of the way I do things, which might be off-putting to some idiots. Mr. Ning said calmly, "Can you sit down now?"
"Of course. Su Xiaofan nodded with satisfaction,
This answer is exactly what he wants to hear.