Chapter 585: Possessed by the Fart God

When Song Tianbao asked where Su Xuan was from, Su Xuan had to make it up, and people in the rivers and lakes relied on one mouth.

Said that he was a travel friend who came to Langma Peak to explore, and said that Qiu Ye was his girlfriend, of course, Qiu Ye didn't mind this matter, and if she was asked to say it, she would even say that she was Su Xuan's wife.

When Xiao Shuangshuang heard Su Xuan say that Qiu Ye was his girlfriend, he was a little dissatisfied, if he had a girlfriend, the time to play with her would definitely be reduced.

Song Tianbao stared at Su Xuan, he was afraid that Su Xuan would be the one who came to disintegrate their Song family, so he was extremely cautious, it was precisely because of so many years of caution that they had been isolated from the world here for a hundred years.

"Sign up for it. ”

Song Tianbao gave Su Xuan this opportunity only because of the face of his beloved daughter Song Shuangshuang, and Su Xuan would naturally take advantage of it.

Su Xuan went to the registration office and wrote his name, the simplified Chinese characters Su Xuan.

There is another reason why Song Tianbao asked Su Xuan to sign up, that is, he didn't believe that Su Xuan would win the election, because his vision has always been very accurate, and he has also practiced the kung fu of looking at people and guessing their strength, that is, he can roughly guess the depth of a person's kung fu cultivation.

He just saw from Su Xuan's face that Su Xuan really couldn't do it this time, and if he couldn't say it, he had to analyze it from the competitors, some of the powerful players of the Song family mostly grew up in the alpine hypoxic environment, and their endurance was terrifying, and Su Xuan, a young man from Akita City, said something ugly, there was no comparison.

Song Tianbaole looked at her daughter and said to her: "Don't be surprised by the outcome of the meeting, let alone cry." ”

"Okay, Daddy, I'm the most obedient. ”

Song Shuangshuang and Song Tianbao went to the second floor of the lobby and looked down from there, so everyone had a panoramic view, and they had the air of a king pointing out the country.

Su Xuan and Qiu Ye are outsiders, in fact, the people inside are also very curious about the people outside, but just now, because of Song Tianbao's presence, they were very curious in their hearts, and they asked how the outside world was.

Su Xuan asked them rhetorically, what year is it now?

Many of them swallowed and vomited, some said it was the Kangxi period, some said it was the Yongzheng period, some said it was the Qianlong period, some said it was the Jiaqing period, and some said it was the Daoguang period, everyone said differently, but Su Xuan still roughly judged that these people might really be forced to Langma Peak from the Qing invasion, no matter when they came, the purpose of their coming here was to find the Tianshan Snow Lotus.

Qiu Ye was nervous and excited in his heart, because he was about to get the Thousand Mountains Snow Lotus, but he was afraid that Su Xuan would lose the election, and he was also afraid that he would be discovered when he stole the Tianshan Snow Lotus.

The matter has come to this point, so I can only cheer for Su Xuan.

Soon, this election for the Song family's daughter's civil and military companion or teacher can be, and the election is about to begin.

There are two fields in this campaign, one is the literary field and the other is the martial arts field, each field is a perfect score of 100 points, and you can choose which field to start first.

"Su Xuan, come on!"

Song Shuangshuang shouted upstairs and down, and the people below cheered, and then heard that Su Xuan's name was called, and soon became cold, and they all threw dissatisfied eyes at Su Xuan, why can you get the favor of Miss just now, unconvinced.

Su Xuan also felt that the pressure on himself from this little Shuangshuang was getting bigger and bigger, but this was also a good thing, pressure generated motivation.

"Don't be nervous, I believe you, killers like me cheer you on, you should think that your charm is infinite. ”

Autumn leaves threw a wink at Su Xuan, she has indeed changed a lot, if she hadn't met Su Xuan, she might still be going further and further on the road of killing, since she met Su Xuan, she now has a little epiphany about life, knowing why she lives, instead of collecting money and killing people like before, she is like a walking corpse.

"I have a lot of charisma, you don't mention it, I know it, I'm just a little worried, those who are worse than me if they lose will not be able to think about it. ”

Su Xuan really has great confidence in himself, thanks to his father, and thanks to his mother for giving birth to him so perfectly.

Su Xuan has a kind of self-confidence in himself, but considering that most of the guys here stay in the Qing Dynasty, then their literary field must be a little stronger than themselves, because they basically read through poetry and books, and Su Xuan is a little out of the class ranks.

However, Su Xuan thought that there are still advantages in his own modernization, for example, modern people can collect a lot of works of the ancients, which was not possible in the Qing Dynasty, and it can only be said that they also know a little about the poetry of the ancients, and they don't know everything, thinking of this Su Xuan's mood is much more comfortable.

In order to verify whether his idea was true, Su Xuan first chose Wenchang.

In order to make the assessment more fair, so during the examination and at the end of the examination, I can't go back to the crowd again, because the questions given to them before and after are the same, for fear that they will leak the questions, let them wait from the side door to another inspection entrance after the exam, to ensure fairness and justice.

"Do your best and don't lose to them. ”

Autumn leaves are still a little apprehensive, if women are allowed to run, Autumn leaves will sign up, it may be the social atmosphere of male superiority and inferiority brought here, but looking at Song Tianbao's attitude towards his daughter, it is not like.

Su Xuan quickly entered the first session of the literary examination, and only after entering did he know that he was asked to write the three-character scripture silently, and the font was not required, and the requirement was that there should be no mistakes or omissions.

This is good, Su Xuan has memorized it since he was a child, and it can only be said that the test is too coincidental, is it possible that handsome people are so lucky, others don't know how, anyway, Su Xuan has always been like this.

Su Xuan's hands are as fast as flying, because he is too familiar, he even hums a small song when he writes, and he didn't say that he can't hum a song during the assessment, Su Xuan wants to create enough environmental pressure on competitors to make it impossible to make the cut.

Sure enough, Su Xuan wrote while humming a song, although a few wanted to stand up and hit someone, but they all held back, knowing that no matter what happened, as long as they made a move, it would rise to a very serious problem.

Boom!

Boom!

But because Su Xuan ate too many puffed beans, he actually put two earth-shattering farts on the examination room!

The invigilator flicked his hand and hurried to the door to breathe the air, and the others were miserable, holding a pen in one hand and holding their nose with their clothes in the other, how uncomfortable it was a little uncomfortable, but Su Xuan didn't mean it, he smiled awkwardly at his colleagues who were staring around, hoping to get some understanding, this was really not his intention.

Su Xuan just thought that the matter would be over, bang bang bang!

Su Xuan really couldn't control his body, according to science, it was true that this bean ate a lot of farts, and he couldn't suppress it, Su Xuan finally believed in science once.

The invigilator has been bombarded by a fart, standing outside the door and sighing, feeling that it is really the back waves of the Yangtze River pushing the front waves, and now there are strange people, there are test gods, there are learning gods, etc., I have never heard of a fart god, if you finally experience it, this is sour.

Su Xuan's pen does not stop, although Su Xuan studied generally when he was a child, but he was born with a good hand, and he said that people are like his words, and words are like his people, Su Xuansheng is generous and handsome, and his words are also majestic, and everyone feels very strong.

Su Xuan's fart rushed out of the examination room, so that the Song father and daughter who were waiting for the results on the second floor of the lobby also smelled it!

"Dad, what does this smell like, why does it smell like a bean paste bun?"

Little Shuangshuang seems to be really hungry.

"This is the taste of bean paste buns, obviously the taste of corn buns, I ate them when I was a child, they were delicious, I think it must be who told the kitchen about my love of corn buns, it seems that there are corn buns to eat at noon, it's a great luck, Xiao Shuangshuang, you smell it again, hey, it smells so good!"

Song Tianbao was immersed in his own world, if he knew that it was Su Xuan's contribution, he would have to skip meals for a month.

Su Xuan worked hard to write, and then looked at the few people who were close to him, all lying motionless on their seats, although Su Xuan and them were competitors, they really hated iron and steel! They actually fell asleep in the examination room, were they all forced to come?!

In fact, Su Xuan was wrong, they didn't sleep, but let Su Xuan's poisonous gas stun, Su Xuan didn't expect that he could have such a good effect, he really had no intention of planting willows and willows, so that he could lose several competitors, it was simply gratifying, it seemed that God was secretly helping Su Xuan win.

Qiu Ye smelled this smell and quickly covered her nose, she had eaten the same food as Su Xuan, she knew what it was, because she also secretly put a few just now, but they were all secretly released slowly, leaking a little fart every few seconds, and slowly leaking, so it was not as bad as Su Xuan.

Suddenly, Qiu Ye's face changed, and she secretly screamed that it was not good, she accidentally smelled Su Xuan's fart just now, and now she actually had a faint feeling, maybe the compressed food that Su Xuan bought online was low-grade.

Burst!

Akiba couldn't stand it anymore and quietly let a big one!

Fortunately, there was no one next to her, and she was outside the examination room, so no one should know, so she secretly let it go again......

Just now she was still complaining about how Su Xuan was such a person, and she didn't pay attention to personal quality at all, but now she realized the pleasure of farting, she really couldn't stop, it was too comfortable.

Puff puff!

Autumn leaves saw that there was no one around, so they became even more unscrupulous, and they all went indiscriminately, and even exceeded Su Xuan's displacement.

We all know that there is a difference between people and people.

The difference in appetite determines the quality of the fart, although she and Su Xuan eat the same type, but the digestive systems of the two are completely different, the different systems lead to different degrees of digestion, and the different degrees of digestion lead to different levels of gas components in the farts, so the final conclusion is: Akiba's farts smell more unpleasant.

Originally, the two invigilators were ventilating outside, and they thought it was too much inside, how could it be said that a candidate was not good at farting, everyone had needs.

Suddenly, a new smell wafted through the air.

The two examiners sniffed it and made a decision, it was better to go into the examination room to avoid the limelight.

The father and daughter of the Song family on the second floor of the lobby had just tasted Su Xuan's fart the taste of corn buns and bean paste buns, but now the wind direction had changed, and it had changed into another strange fragrance.

"This time it must be the smell of steamed corn buns in the kitchen, right?"

Xiao Shuangshuang sniffed and asked.

"No, this time it should be a corn bun, with potato flour added to it!"

Song Tianbao waved his hand and said with great confidence.