Chapter 61: It's Messed Up
It turns out that this is the capital.
Sure enough, it's much more than the cloud city where I live.
However, it is just a little bigger, a little more high-rise buildings, a little more people, and a little more cars.
Yun Haoran thinks so.
On a summer afternoon, he led Bad Joy, Song Chen, and Zhao Yunchuan to walk on the streets of the capital wearing big pants and colorful flower T-shirts.
This kind of image gives people how to look like a gangster.
In particular, on Yun Haoran's shoulder, there was a little yellow bird.
This is a young man in the capital.
"I'm a foodie, brothers, our first goal should be to find delicious food, what are the delicious foods in this capital?" Yun Haoran asked with a shrug of his nose.
Song Chen and Zhao Yunchuan grinned, they really hadn't done their homework in this area.
Bad Joy scratched his head: "God, you still have to ask Fairy Zixia about this." He didn't dare to call the little yellow bird a little yellow bird, especially after knowing the true identity of the little yellow bird.
In Yun Haoran's mind, Zixia handed over a list of delicacies in the capital, which restaurants and hotels, and what special delicacies they have, at a glance.
Yun Haoran couldn't help nodding: "It's still our Zixia thoughtful, come, let's go to this Donglaifu first now and taste his roasted whole sheep!"
"Brother Haoran, do you want to go and see your father first?" I don't know when the little yellow bird began to call him that.
He was more than willing to accept it.
Although he couldn't remember what this Zixia Fairy looked like, he was still willing to imagine her as a peerless beauty in his heart.
It's not bad to have one more beautiful woman call herself brother.
"Don't worry, the main purpose of our coming to the capital is not to see him, we are here to find something, this huge ancient capital of the Ten Dynasties, it has been so unpeaceful recently, I guess there must be some big treasure hidden, and the demons from all sides have been attracted, we have to have a good time with them." β
The tall red lacquered lintel of Donglaifu shines in the sun.
There is an endless stream of diners at the door.
Yun Haoran led everyone and was about to step into the door, when he suddenly felt that under the shade of a tree not far in front of the door, a person sitting was a little familiar.
The guy was sharp-mouthed, skinny, refugee-like, and dressed in ordinary clothes, with a pair of plastic slippers on his feet, a ragged canvas bag, and a bottle of mineral water in his hand.
However, those eyes are bright.
Yun Haoran walked over with some suspicion.
The others followed him with strange expressions.
Yun Haoran stood in front of the man, leaned over, and looked at this guy carefully.
At first, the other party raised his head and glared at him, but gradually he became discouraged, lowered his head, and moved restlessly in the plastic slippers with his feet.
Yun Haoran surrounded him and took a circle.
The other party was even more uneasy, as if he was afraid of being seen through some secret, so he hurriedly stood up and was about to leave.
"Stinky monkeys?"
Yun Haoran was behind him and asked lightly.
The other party's steps forward suddenly stopped, his body stiffened, and he slowly turned around and stared at Yun Haoran.
Yun Haoran walked over step by step, suddenly stretched out his hand, and quickly plucked a yellow hair-like hair from the other party's head.
The other party hurriedly protected his head: "There are not many left, so don't pull it out again." β
Yun Haoran smiled: "You said that you can't change anything into your hair now, what's the use of keeping it? It's better to pull it out and let it grow back, you see it's all withered and useless." With that, he twisted it with his hand, and the hairs fell like powder into the dust on the ground.
"Who the hell are you?" A glimmer of golden light appeared in the other party's eyes, but it was fleeting, as if it was a flashlight that had run out of power, barely turned on, and it dimmed in an instant.
Yun Haoran patted him on the shoulder: "Back then, I often went to your Huaguo Mountain to eat, did you forget? We two brothers, all over the world, spanning nine days, everywhere we went, those demons were all terrified, at that time, how carefree! I didn't expect that later, you had to ask for some fame, what kind of broken immortals, now it's good, you fell into this step of the field, you were all harmed by those turtle grandchildren, right?"
How do you know that the "stinky monkey" slapped his thigh, squatted on the ground, and sighed repeatedly: "Hey, don't mention it, over the years, the aura between heaven and earth has become thinner and thinner, regardless of the gods and ghosts, life is getting more and more difficult, what kind of fight did I fight to defeat the Buddha, and was called by them as angels to go out to look for aura, but where can I find it? You see, I came out this time, tens of thousands of years have passed, and the aura I found is not enough for me to eat myself, where do I still have the face to go back to my life, I can only wander around like this." β
"He'sβMonkey King?"
Looking at the thin monkey with sharp beak and a poor and sour face in front of him, the few guys behind Yun Haoran almost didn't drop their jaws in shock.
"Yes, the Monkey King of the year, who defeated the Buddha in the fight, has become like this now, do you think, how good can other guys who are alive and spirited be now? Thinking about it this way, is our career a brilliant future?" Yun Haoran said to a few of his subordinates.
When you are the boss, you must never forget to brainwash your subordinates.
This is also the wisdom of humanity that he has recently learned.
"I said you, you just don't open your mind, you say you're a grassroots, even if you let you mix up in the fairy world, and you are a fart? Do you think those guys really treat you as an immortal? In their eyes, you are not a dog just for calling?"
"I don't say it, it's all tears. The stinky monkey waved his hand with a bitter look on his face.
"By the way, what are you doing here?
"Escape the summer, I'm waiting for Bajie to secretly get me something to eat. β
"Bajie, that nerd is here, too?"
The stinky monkey stood up, and his mouth was directed at Donglai Fu Yinu: "He works inside, and every day he will secretly get some leftovers out to satisfy my hunger." β
Yun Haoran chuckled: "Aren't you vegetarians?"
"If you eat a vegetarian fart, you're starving to death, how can you pay so much attention to it? Don't let yourself starve to death first, it's the most important thing. β
Yun Haoran patted him on the shoulder again: "For the sake of the fact that you also helped me a lot back then, why don't you just follow me, I will not only let you eat and drink spicy food, but also let you slowly return to your previous ability to pass through the sky, how about it?"
"Are you telling the truth?" the smelly monkey's eyes lit up.
"Of course it's true, when have I ever begged you?"
"Why should I believe you?"
Yun Haoran didn't say a word, rubbed his hands, and then like a trick, he held an aura orb in his palm, although it was only the size of a Lantern Festival, it made the stinky monkey's eyes straighten.
"Y-You have an aura?"
"It's a lot, as long as you follow me, the aura will be paid to you every month in the future, why don't you do it? β
The stinky monkey looked at the crowd.
Even the little yellow bird nodded frequently.
"Then, Bajie, can you also ββ??"
"Yes, we are brothers, and your brother is my brother. β
The stinky monkey held Yun Haoran's hand tightly, and the coarse slag monkey hair pierced Yun Haoran's delicate hand.
"Brother, no, master, you are my master, you are closer than my own father!"
Yun Haoran muttered in his heart: Do you have a father? Who knows where your father is?