371 [Beauty Philately] 1 more

In September, universities across the country opened one after another.

Yang Lei is already a junior, but he is not an ordinary college student, and other boys may still be moved by the beautiful elementary school girl who has just entered the school, and his heart is not shocked.

Recently, he has indeed been a little addicted to e-sports, unable to extricate himself, and his energy has been diverted a lot.

The Boulder Game Club recruited troops across the country, quickly established many teams such as League of Legends, Dota, CS, CF, etc., and expanded a large number of senior commentators.

The X-Sports team began to participate in major e-sports competitions in China, and Sky became the CEO of X-Sports, which happened to be the CEO of the IG club with xiaOt.

There is an interesting phenomenon in the domestic e-sports industry, a small number of top players are students of well-known universities.

For example, the BBC is from Fudan, Wu Sheng 2009 is from Zhejiang University, and the Sao Pig PDD is from Sichuan University, Miss, Xiaocang, Leng Leng, Xueyan (Cod) These beauties are all from well-known universities.

Yang Lei likes stamp collecting, especially beautiful women.

In addition, he himself is a famous school Fudan University, so he asked the Jushi Game Club to recruit talents and absorb more good college students.

And he recruited all the four girls of Miss, Xiaocang, Leng Leng, and Xueyan to form the four golden flowers of X-Sports game commentary, and by the way, he cooperated with Guangwen, and he could seconded the ace of the BBC at any time to form the strongest and most popular commentary team in the Chinese e-sports circle.

It is said that in the e-sports industry, one is ugly, two is poor, and three is unqualified, such as four or six Kailu masters.

But the Boulder Game Club is different, all of them are handsome guys and beauties, and they are highly educated, which can be called a wonderful flower in the Chinese e-sports circle, which is more eye-catching than IG Club.

Wang Sicong didn't understand this, and saw that the Jushi Game Club released a recruitment message the next day, inviting e-sports masters from universities across the country to submit for interviews, and announced every other time that he would sign a beautiful commentary, and he wondered.

Calling Yang Lei, Wang Sicong asked: "You don't go to dig and train new professional game players, think about how to improve the reform of the e-sports industry, and why do you revolve around women all day long?"

Yang Lei said: "Because the professional masters have been dug up, and the improvement of the reform of the e-sports industry, isn't it your boss's responsibility?"

"All the reforms are thrown to me, you don't care?"

"It's not that I don't care, anyway, everything that should be said has been said, what should be done, I'm not doing it, I have nothing to do now, I can only sign a contract with a beautiful woman to explain. ”

Wang Sicong really wants to complain,, you have nothing to do, you just care about the gank female anchor?

Thinking about the reform of the industry again, he was fooled again, not only was his father tricked, but he was tricked into a coolie worker, and so many beautiful girls in the e-sports circle were all taken away by him.

is now a well-known female player active in the e-sports circle, Xiaolou is one, but her appearance is not as good as Miss and Xiaocang.

Then it seems to be gone, the others are relatively mediocre professional players, and the women's e-sports circle is fiercely competitive, very chaotic, and there are too many unspoken rules to take the initiative to sleep with three horses and sleep together in exchange for benefits.

Wang Sicong is also a dignified diamond Wang Lao Wu, and he is not hungry for food, what kind of ordinary goods can be handled, right?

Wang Sicong said sourly: "Mr. Yang, you are singing every day, Xiaoling's body is not as good as day by day. ”

Yang Lei laughed: "You don't have to worry about this, I eat 40 oysters a day, and I can definitely maintain full energy." ”

Haha! Finally caught a false proposition, you also have the same mistakes!

Wang Sicong became interested: "I specially asked the experts, saying that eating oysters is not helpful to men, is it really effective for you to eat 40 oysters a day?"

"My brother, did you call to ask for an e-sports commentator, or did you come to seek medical advice?

"!"

Wang Sicong scolded with a smile, after getting acquainted with Yang Lei, he didn't need to be too respectful when he spoke.

Yang Lei asked him: "Maupassant's "My Uncle Hule", do you remember?"

"Nonsense, every junior high school student has learned this text. ”

In that article, there is a noble way to eat oysters, pry open the shell, the noble lady stretches her neck to suck the juice with her mouth, and throws the oyster shell into the sea. Since then, I have been interested in oysters and have been studying it since I was growing up. Did you know that oysters are free to change gender?"

"This ...... I really don't know, there is such a thing?"

"Of course, this is a knowledge point, and I will take the test after I circle it. And then I noticed a man in the 18th century, named Giacomo Casanova, the Italian lover, the European Chen Guanxi, have you heard of it?"

"I guess, maybe, maybe I've heard of it......

He had 116 lovers in his lifetime, even prominent figures like Catherine the Great, and he ate 40 oysters a day to maintain his ability, because the Europeans caught oysters in large quantities, resulting in oysters in a strong desire to survive, and evolved exceptionally tough occlusive muscles, from that period onwards, oysters were particularly difficult to pry open, and before the 18th century, oysters did not have that much strength. ”

“…… You're not kidding me, are you? And this theory?"

"Brother Sicong, I am from Fudan, and our school's humanities and environmental studies are among the best in the country, which is a topic that I have jointly researched with a classmate from the biology department. ”

Yang Lei frightened Wang Sicong for a moment, and when he saw that this guy was suspicious, he said: "If you don't believe it, I'll send you this paper with QQ." ”

Wang Sicong said: "Pull it down, what's the use of me asking for this kind of paper? You haven't said the relationship between oysters and that ability." ”

"Yes, we found that in the same sea area, some oysters in the Qing period are desperate, and some are not interested in foaming at all, and the two types of individuals are studied, the former is generally healthier and stronger than the latter, and like human athletes, the secretion of male hormones leads to an increase in that ability, and the reason is universal. But this healthy oyster tastes particularly bad, while those that are not foamed have a good taste and are perfect for eating. ”

"What does that mean?"

It shows that oysters have made collective decisions in the long evolution, and the old, weak, sick and disabled oysters have taken the initiative to give up the right to reproduce and make their meat better and suitable for human consumption, while the young and strong oysters are stolen in the seemingly carnival of admiration, which is just the protective color of the oysters. ”

"And then?"

"Then most of us ordinary people eat the old, weak, sick and disabled, and the good-tasting impotence oysters, which are not much good for our body, but as long as we carefully select 40 strong and healthy oysters every day, we can enjoy the best nourishment and greatly increase our ability. ”

After Yang Lei finished speaking, he sighed: "Do you know now why Casanova has 116 lovers, including Catherine the Great? ”

Wang Sicong on the other end of the phone was completely convinced: "Wow, you know such a rare knowledge?"

Yang Lei said: "Learning makes me happy, alas, forget it, you don't understand, you go play games." ”

Wang Sicong was convinced, hung up the phone, pondered carefully for a long time, and suddenly realized that he meowed, he was obviously here to hold Yang Lei accountable for digging up beauties everywhere to explain, why did he flicker, and the focus changed?

At this time, Ye Dashao from the capital called: "Sicong, happy at night, the old place, there are a batch of high-quality beauties." ”

Wang Sicong went to the appointment, and after spending all day drinking, supper was also delivered, in which the waiter served many oysters, charcoal-grilled, fresh, and the chef opened the knife on the spot.

The other young people are laughing and eating, and the young models and beauties around them are all covering their mouths and snickering, coquettish, and flying everywhere, and many people have a reaction between their legs.

Only Wang Sicong looked at a table of oyster feasts and remembered Yang Lei's paper, but he really couldn't arouse his interest in using chopsticks.

"Sicong, why don't you eat? Eat a dozen, you can fight for ten more minutes at night, and eat two dozen to work until dawn!"

Everyone was joking, and their mouths were full of oil.

Wang Sicong sighed, hugged the slender waist of the beautiful woman beside him, and asked with a face full of vicissitudes: "Do you still remember Maupassant's "My Uncle Hule", a junior high school text?"

A room full of young people in the capital, beautiful and tender models, put down the oyster shells in their hands, and all looked at each other, wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh.

Wang Sicong suddenly felt excited, these people are all a group of lower-body animals, who can achieve spiritual resonance with him like Yang Lei?

It's hard to find a soulmate.

………………

Wang Sicong's oyster theory quickly spread throughout the circle, and for a while, some seafood vendors along the coast who specialize in high-end food in the capital were all confused.

What?

Specifically looking for those unpalatable, indiscriminate ejaculation of male oysters to catch?

Isn't that asking for trouble!

And in case these male oysters decreate as soon as they get on the fishing boat, turn into females on the way back, and impregnate themselves, then who will buy them and eat them?

This farce lasted for a while and became a joke in the Beijing circle, and Wang Sicong was also honored as Brother Oyster, but the initiator Yang Lei was unaware.

In mid-September, the Infinite Challenge program team sent a filming team to Shanghai, which was to prepare for the 2011 "Infinite Challenge Incheon Asian Games Song Festival" program.

He was accompanied by Li Chengmin.

In addition, the stone milk dog studio in the capital also sent contact personnel, one of whom is Xu Shiwei's most trusted deputy, the core strength of the studio, who came to supervise the work this time.

The content of the Infinite Challenge Song Festival is that several hosts each find a singer or celebrity, and after forming a team, they sing a song together, rehearse the dance, and finally compete on the day of the Song Festival, and let the audience vote to see who has the best song and who wins.

Lee Sung-min was chosen, and other singers on the same stage were Lee Di, Uncle Bird PSY, Jung Jae-type, Kwon Ji-ryong, Bada of the SES group, and SeetSorro.

It can be said that those who can challenge the song festival infinitely are all powerful, and Li Chengmin is the weakest.

Because of the limited space, Yang Lei received an unchallenged shooting team in the Boulder Game Club.