Chapter 150: It's terrifying
When it comes to doing it, Han Qiao has always been a woman who is very assertive and actionable, so early the next morning, she got up and started to pack her things.
When she came out after packing her suitcase, Luoyang was busy in the kitchen, and Sunny and Pani were very active in the kitchen, making Luoyang very helpless.
Jessica sat at the dinner table and had months of memories that overloaded her brain.
"Get out!"
Luoyang, who couldn't bear it anymore, lost his temper and threw the two troublemakers out, Pani landed perfectly in a boxing position, but Sunny spun and crashed into Han Yan, almost knocking Han Yan down.
"You two be careful, don't make trouble, sit down and wait for breakfast. Han Qiao picked up Sunny and muttered two words to them.
In order to meet the needs of many people to eat together, Luoyang replaced the original small dining table with a large dining table, so this time, everyone can sit and eat together.
After Luoyang made breakfast, he sat in the main seat, leisurely taking care of Jessica, who was temporarily overloaded, feeding her breakfast, and helping her wipe her mouth, while Sunny and Pani looked at Luoyang angrily.
"It's obviously kind to help you. ”
"I don't appreciate it!"
"If you don't appreciate it, forget it. ”
"You actually kicked us out!"
"Forget it. ”
"It's even thrown out roughly!"
"No grace!"
"Not a man!"
The two of them sang and harmonized, just like talking cross talk.
Luoyang unceremoniously gave the two little children who didn't grow up a roll of eyes: "I want to play a house game and find a cooking training class to play by myself!"
"Just report it, do you think I don't dare?"
"When my cooking strength is complete, you must look good!"
The two were talking trash angrily and accusing Luoyang.
Luoyang is still relatively young after all, so there is no psychological pressure at all when these two self-acquaintances provoke them...
Seeing that the scene was getting more and more lively, Han Yan coughed once or twice, and said, "I have something to do, and I want to go out for a while." ”
The two children finally diverted their firepower from Luoyang, and asked one after another, "Why?"
"Where are you going?"
Han Jian said the excuse that he had prepared a long time ago: "I'm not used to living here, it's better to go back and live, anyway, I live alone." ”
Pani said aggrievedly, "You said you want to teach us acting? Why did you leave?"
Han Yu said: "It's okay, just a video call." ”
Sunny scratches his head again and pokes Pani's arm for an interpreter, who immediately relays Han's words to her.
"Going?" said Sunny, surprised.
After all, she just suspected that Han Jian was interested in Luoyang yesterday, but today she was leaving, and her face was also crackling.
She was a little embarrassed, and said with a little apology: "What's not used to living here? Why do you suddenly say you want to leave?"
Pani immediately helped translate, and then also helped: "That's it, what's not used to it?"
Han Yan sighed: "Pani is so famous here, it's not convenient to go out, I haven't gone out to play for a long time, even if I disguise myself and go out, I can't speak Korean, and I can't have fun at all." ”
Sunny and Pani are very sorry and don't know how to keep Han.
Luoyang forced a smile on the side.
Life lies in people who are still and don't eat, and actually say that they want to go out and play...
This excuse is really very spiritual.
"We can take you wherever you want to play!" Panisa coquettishly begged Han Jian to stay.
Sunny also followed suit: "Don't you mind if your body is touched by Luoyang? Then you must stay and supervise and protect me! I'm so cute, in case Luoyang is so beastly..."
"This..."Han Jian hesitated, pouting and looking at Luoyang resentfully: "That's what I said~"
"Hey, hey, hey, what are you talking about?" Luoyang glared at Sunny: "When have I ever touched you? Obviously, you crawled over and hugged my thigh, okay? How can you bite back now, you pervert!"
"Then you can help keep Cecilia, too! I'm a pervert, and someone has to stop me! You're being harassed by me but don't stop it, you have a problem, okay?" Sunny doesn't mind being mistaken for a pervert.
Probably used to it.
Considering that he was indeed hugged by his thigh but didn't stop it, Luoyang became weak, pouted and didn't speak, just hummed a few times.
"Forget it, don't argue. Han Qiao persuaded him and said, "In short, I still want to go home, there are a lot of things that need to be sorted out, and it is inconvenient to call outsiders to come, so I still have to go back." ”
No lie can be perfect, especially now that there are two more outsiders in the family, Han Jian is not too sure of hiding from the world, and she doesn't want to act so hard every day, and she even has to carefully control her expression when she looks at her lover, she really can't live this day, so she still resolutely decided to move out.
"Ahem. Luoyang cleared his throat, attracted everyone's attention, and then said: "I happen to be able to teleport, where you want to go, I'll send you." ”
"What?" Pani asked, opening his mouth in surprise and feeling amazing, "What else can't you have?"
"Won't have children. Luoyang joked casually, in exchange for Pani complaining.
Just when everyone was chatting, Jessica finally came back to her senses after a long buffer, she reached out and hugged Luoyang's arm, her head was gently resting on his shoulder, she raised her eyes to look at Luoyang, and called out aggrievedly: "Husband~~~"
This husband's voice is really like the song of a yellow bird, crisp and melodious, and with a woman's unique charm and tactfulness, so that the listeners are so crisp that their bones are lighter.
The childish face, but with an indescribable style, the resentment that raised the eyes, was as beautiful as mellow wine, which made people fascinated, and I couldn't wait to take out my heart and hand it over to her.
Luoyang, who was close at hand, looked at Jessica stupidly, almost forgetting to breathe, already lost three souls and lost seven souls.
Sunny and Pani both got goosebumps all over their bodies and looked at Jessica in amazement, speechless.
Only Han Yan was not fascinated by Jessica's flattery, because she looked at the sweet and sweet appearance of the two, especially when she looked at Luoyang's lost soul, the vinegar jar in her heart... In other words, the vinegar jar was broken more thoroughly than the light smashed by Sima Jar, and it was so sour that the whole person was uncomfortable.
That person is Jessica, not Kim Taeyeon... I endure!
"Hmph~" Han Yan snorted with a little emotion, and then took a big bite of breakfast.
Luoyang finally came back to his senses, grabbed Jessica's shoulders and gently pushed her away, swallowing saliva and trying to calm his beating heart, trying to regain his composure.
But it wasn't easy, it wasn't easy, and his eyes couldn't help but be on Jessica, like iron caught by a big magnet.
The Danjiao in Peking Opera can be said to have excavated the softness of women to an extreme, whether it is the voice, expression, posture, or movements, they are all so beautiful that they can be said to be thrilling.
What's more, Kim Taeyeon was originally a rare beauty, her appearance, coupled with Jessica's unique coquettishness, coupled with endless charm and charm, this effect... It's hard to put into words...
Luoyang had long expected that after in-depth study of Peking Opera, Jessica's temperament would definitely change, after all, when he watched Teacher Yang's performance up close, he also experienced the charm of Peking Opera, but he didn't expect the effect to be so terrifying.
It's just that because his little head is a little uncomfortable, he called his husband as if complaining, and threw out a look like a coquettish, and he was already in a state of flux, and he couldn't help himself.
As if to remind Jessica, and as if to remind himself, Luo Yang said nervously: "Sika, don't forget that we can't get close now. ”
Jessica was stunned for a while, and finally remembered it, but the feeling of her brain swelling was really uncomfortable, she hugged Luoyang's arm and shook it gently, and said aggrievedly: "Husband~The concubine is uncomfortable~~"
How else to say that a coquettish woman is the best? Jessica's coquettish is simply infinitely powerful, Luoyang's brain has not yet reacted, her hands have been attached to Jessica's temples, and she is gently massaging her.
"Uh-huh~" Jessica hummed comfortably, closed her eyes contentedly, and then opened her eyes again, looking at Luoyang with a little hope.
She didn't even have to open her mouth at this time, Luoyang's sixth sense knew what she wanted long before she opened her mouth, so as soon as Jessica opened her mouth, Luoyang had already handed the milk on the table to her mouth.
In fact... Even if Jessica doesn't be so coquettish, Luoyang will take care of her like this, but she will be very careful, always pay attention to keeping her distance, and she won't be so fascinated, but as soon as Jessica is coquettish now, Luoyang will directly lose her mind.
Jessica looked at Luoyang's fascination with herself, and smiled sweetly, her eyes so gentle that honey flowed out.
There is no doubt that the sweet and loving appearance between the two has caused tons of psychological damage to the two single dogs present and another pseudo-single dog who is not single but cannot show affection.
Sunny and Pani both had complicated faces, and an inexplicable sadness was brewing in their hearts.
And Han Yan couldn't bear it anymore.
"Hey!"
Han Yan put down his chopsticks, his chest rose and fell violently, and he looked at the two of them with a puffed face and a look of being about to explode: "You... Is it really good for you to sprinkle dog food like this? Have you ever considered the feelings of us singles?"
Luoyang was yelled at by his wife like this, and suddenly hit a spirit, broke away from the state of fascination, and said: "That... I... This..."
"I'm tired... , I can't live this day, I'll go back to my room to eat. Sunny suddenly got up, interrupted Luoyang's words, picked up his large bowl, and walked to his room with a blank face.
"I'm just here to eat, am I guilty?" Pani got up as well, picking up her bowl with teary eyes, not forgetting to fork an extra omelette before following Sunny into the room.
Jessica's brain gradually came out of the overload state, and finally began to understand the current situation, let go of Luoyang's arm, stuck out her tongue embarrassedly, and then begged for mercy from the jealous Han Qiao with pitiful eyes.
"I'm not going to eat, you take me away quickly!" Han Yan couldn't resist Jessica's eyes, so he had to vent his anger on Luoyang, got up and glared at him fiercely, then got up and went back to his room and dragged the suitcase out.
"Don't hurry up!" Han Yan walked up to him and stomped his foot hard.
Looking at Han Yan's angry appearance, Luoyang couldn't help but smile bitterly, although he couldn't understand what a bitter smile was, and he couldn't see what he looked like now, but he inexplicably felt that he was smiling bitterly now.
It was hard to coax it last night, but it turned out that she got up in the morning and made her angry again.
As if Luoyang was not miserable enough, Luoyang just opened his mouth and was about to speak, a phone call suddenly came, Luoyang took out his mobile phone and looked...
It's Mr. Yang...
Luoyang suddenly had an ominous premonition in his heart, and he instinctively didn't want to answer the call.
But Mr. Yang only taught you Luoyang last night, but you turned around and didn't recognize anyone, which is a bit not good.
So Luoyang stretched out his hand and pressed it, signaling Han Jian to be calm and not impatient, and then connected the phone head-on: "Hey~ Teacher Yang, is there something wrong?"
"Didn't you say yesterday that you would come to perform today?" Mr. Yang was obviously in a good mood, and people could feel his demeanor when he smiled until his eyes narrowed into a slit across the phone: "I have costumes, props, stage, everything is ready, just wait for you to come over to put on makeup and start singing, look, when will you come here?"
It's okay, it's just singing...
Luoyang felt a little calmer, and said, "It's okay, I..."
Before he finished half a sentence, Luoyang was stuck.
As soon as the words came out, he repented and turned his bowels.
Because he suddenly remembered that Mr. Yang was the master of Danjiaoer, and what he taught him was also Danjiaoer's play.
What is Danjiaoer?
Everyone's beautiful ladies, good wives and mothers, chaste martyrs, famous prostitutes in Qinglou... All the characters that are so beautiful that you don't want them are Danjiaoer!
In other words, when Luoyang goes, he has to put on a long skirt, put on heavy makeup, and perform the most enduring and greatest art of the Celestial Empire - a man pretending to be a woman!!!
I'm the next Olympics...
Luoyang carefully recalled the terrifying effect of the red face card, not only the intestines, but even the face began to turn blue...