In the Spring Festival of 2018, the festive atmosphere is still continuing, and the first thing many people do when they wake up is to complain about the various programs of yesterday's Spring Festival Gala.

At this time, a news item that had nothing to do with the Spring Festival Gala suddenly appeared on Weibo headlines, which was a magical piece of news that overwhelmed all kinds of complaints about the Spring Festival Gala.

A male anchor of a cat ninth-level game was bitten off by a Shiba Inu who suddenly went crazy during the live broadcast, and he bled to death.

People who see the news at first glance will think that this is a title party, and if you click on it with itchy hands, you will find that there is actually a video of the live broadcast of this ninth-level anchor that night, because this anchor is broadcasting the most popular chicken game at the moment, so the perspective of two cameras is specially used, and you can clearly see the picture situation that happened at that time.

Let's take a look at another look at the amazing scene in the video, which takes place on the noisy night of Chinese New Year's Eve, when people are celebrating the arrival of the new year.

On the outskirts of S City, in a very small one-room and one-bathroom room, a person and a dog are harmoniously presented in the picture, the person is concentrating on the game, and the dog is lying peacefully in the kennel, looking at the person with dull eyes.

Our ninth-level anchor - Li Chi, is staring at the computer screen at this time, and the game screen shows the chicken game, Li Chi is controlling the computer, the figure with a green forgiveness hat, hiding in the small toilet, constantly moving up and down...... In fact, he just kept pressing the squatting button, but with Li Chi's face, no matter how you look at it, it reveals an obscene atmosphere!

Li Chi went up and down quickly, and he didn't stop commenting, "There are still three people left, just wait for this finals to be refreshed, I tell you that the circle will brush me here, because a powerful chicken anchor like me has a strong ability to predict, I don't believe we can make a bet." ”

After hearing his words, the sailors didn't pay attention to his idea of making a bet, but directly replied to his previous sentence in the barrage, and everyone brushed it up in unison, "0 kill the strength of the anchor, no problem!"

was waiting for the finals to be refreshed, Li Chi took the time to look at the barrage on another screen, and found that the sailors were brushing this sentence, and he was depressed in his heart, but what made him even more speechless was that this sentence was actually the rhythm of the "smashing" belt of the house manager on his list, and he decided to silently let the unpleasantness that happened just now go away with the sound of firecrackers.

But I still have to pretend to be pitiful, so the depressed expression on my face only lasted for two seconds, and I immediately covered my chest with my hands and said with a look of grievance, "You look at my chicken eating rate, and you still have to say this with a clear conscience, it's really unconscionable." ”

At this time, the poison circle happened to be brushed, and sure enough, as Li Chi said, it was brushed at his location, and he immediately shouted excitedly, "See it, see it!

However, his sailor still continued to scold him, "I have a dog at home, of course it is easy to step on, not unusual, not unusual!"

Seeing the barrage of water friends, Li Chi immediately wanted to reply, among the remaining two people in the game, one of them hung up, and he also saw the position of the last opponent, so he ignored the barrage, but laughed and said: "It seems that this is destined to eat chicken, he has to run in circles, and there is no cover, I am really a man favored by God, wahahahaha!"

The sailors also couldn't see him well, so they continued to oppose him, asking one after another, "If this can't eat chicken, what do you say?"

Li Chi glanced at the secondary screen, just saw these barrages, and said arrogantly: "This one doesn't eat chicken, how about my live broadcast chopping chicken???!! is it strong enough, is it wasteful enough?"

After saying this, Li Chi seriously devoted himself to the game, the big words had already been said, and he didn't want to hang up because of distraction.

Seeing in the toilet, the other party began to run to the toilet from the opposite direction of the toilet door, and there was no cover around, Li Chi opened the door of the toilet directly without hesitation, and turned right directly to the corner of the wall when he went out, ready to kill the other party directly, this position advantage is too obvious, as long as the robbery is not too merciful, there is basically no suspense in eating chicken.

But fate often doesn't look down on him, his opponent guessed that Li Chi might hide in it when he ran not far from the toilet, and it happened that when Li Chi turned around and went out of the toilet door, the other party threw a grenade into the toilet, originally wanted to throw it into the toilet, but he didn't calculate the angle, and the throw was deflected to the corner where Li Chi was running.

BOOM！！！

When he encountered a grenade of love at the corner, Li Chi was killed instantly, ate a chicken butt, and his expression instantly froze.

The barrage of sailors was frantically brushing the words 666 and live broadcast chopping chicken, this momentary contrast made Li Chileng stunned for almost a minute, reluctantly turned his neck to look at the secondary screen, looking at the barrage full of "live chopping chicken", there seemed to be thousands of grass and mud horses galloping in front of him, and his head began to spin uncontrollably, trying to find a reason to fool what had just happened.

However, before he could come up with a reason, the Shiba Inu, who had been lying quietly in the nest on the side, suddenly turned red with his dull eyes, and flew into Li Chi's legs with a vertical leap, and smacked at the key part between the legs.

Yes!!!

Li Chi, who was still brainstorming just now, stopped thinking at this moment, and only had time to let out a final roar. Because he was directly fainted by this sudden pain, and because of the angle in the live broadcast room, only a black shadow flashed, and then he heard Li Chi's roar, and then fell out of the video with the computer chair.

Due to the "chopping chicken incident" that just happened, water friends thought he was acting, and they turned on the spit mode.

"I'll give 666 for this acting!"

"Wow, there are such brazen people as anchors!"

"Don't pretend to be dead, hurry up and chop the chicken!"

"The live broadcast chops the chicken and roars, the exit is the exit!"

"The wind and fire are falling on the floor!"

……

It's a pity that Li Chi is destined not to see the barrage solitaire of the sailors, and he is getting farther and farther away from this world at this time.

After a few minutes of non-stop swiping the screen, the sailors found that Li Chi still hadn't appeared, and they were a little uneasy. Someone began to brush the barrage, "Buddy who knows the anchor, hurry up and call him!"

It just so happened that Li Chi's house management "smashed" boss was still in the live broadcast room, and because he often became friends with double-row games, he had Li Chi's contact information for a long time, and immediately began to call his phone, and the familiar melody of "Rain" sounded in the live broadcast room, but there was no sign of being picked up.

After hitting a few and finding that no one answered, everyone felt that the situation was a little bad, and the sailors said that they should call the police quickly, but it is a pity that in the end, Li Chi was not helped up by the medical staff, and the sailors did not succeed in saving their teammates this time.

According to the medical staff, the murderer who caused this incident, the Shiba Inu, which should be cheap, also hung up without symptoms, making this incident even more clouded with a layer of legends of demons and monsters.

After a night of fermentation, the news directly dominated the Weibo headlines the next day, and the sailors who were in the live broadcast room at that time were in a cold sweat after learning the detailed results, which can really be regarded as a ghost movie.

And the anchors in the live broadcast circle, because of this incident, in the subsequent live broadcasts, there are very few people who set up flags casually, and even if there is, it is a very small punishment, so as not to end up with Li Chi.

On the other side, Li Chi, who should have been incarnated as a little angel, was in a boundless dark channel, unconsciously moving forward for a long, long time.

……

February 28, 2014

Country H (that country)

S City (the capital)

In a luxury suite of a five-star hotel, in another world, Li Chi, who made headlines with honor, slowly regained consciousness. When he opened his eyes slightly, a dazzling light appeared in front of him, probably because he had experienced a long period of darkness and was very unsuitable for the brightness of the indoor lights, so he closed his eyes directly.

Shaking his groggy head vigorously, gradually his five senses began to recover, first found that his body was weak, and then a stimulating smell rushed into the nasal cavity, this hormonal taste, he was very familiar with him who was almost thirty, and there was a low moan and gasp in his ears.

Although he hadn't been able to open his eyes yet, Li Chi already knew his current situation, and the slowly recovering sense of touch also told him that his guess was not wrong, because he felt the soft and delicate body pressing under him.

Li Chi did not panic because of such a situation, but felt a little happy, after all, waking up in a coma has such treatment, which also makes him feel very tasty after not eating meat for a long time, the main idea is that it is he who takes advantage of him anyway, and he is so shameless. (You must think so!)