Chapter 131: The Show Takes Place
Someone has just died in someone's house, so you go to someone's house to spend the night, although you are the head of a village, but you can't come so randomly, right?
There are more and more onlookers, and everyone is counting Xu Changqiu one after another, and Xu Changqiu, who will be here, probably even has the heart to find a crack in the ground to get into.
Zhang Qian stood up with a smile at this time, pretending to look at Xu Changqiu with a blank face and said, "Yo, isn't this Village Chief Xu, you came to worship Uncle Yang early in the morning?"
Worship is the local dialect of Wangshan Township, which means that in the first seven days of death, relatives and friends come to mourn the deceased.
Hearing this, let alone Xu Changqiu, even Zhang San and the others who were standing next to Zhang Qian were slightly stunned.
Didn't Zhang Qian come to catch the traitor today?
Now that the person concerned is standing in front of him, why is he suddenly helping someone to say good things?
Xu Changqiu was stunned for a moment, and then looked at Zhang Qian's harmless face, and then reacted, and hurriedly followed the wind and said, "Yes, although Lao Yang is not a native of our village, but people have been coming to our Niutou Village for some years, and now he is suddenly gone, and his heart is really a little ...... No, yesterday I went to the township for a meeting, and I rushed back early in the morning, and when I heard the bad news, I hurried over. ”
After speaking, Xu Changqiu also winked at Zhang Qian, as if he was thanking Zhang Qian for his actions.
Zhang Qian didn't change much on the surface, but he was happy in his heart.
He relieved Xu Changqiu?
!
He is digging a pit for Xu Changqiu.
When the surrounding villagers heard this, they couldn't help but be a little moved, of course, most of them were still thinking about the wine banquet held by the Yang family for a while, after all, this was the main purpose of their gathering early this morning.
At this time, Xu Changqiu saw that the big guy's spearhead was no longer pointing at him, so he planned to take this opportunity to slip away.
But where would Zhang Qian let him go so easily?
Still pretending to be enthusiastic, he grabbed Xu Changqiu and said, "Village Chief, you are the head of our village, the big guy came here, in fact, the purpose is the same as yours, I want to come and kill Uncle Yang, why don't you help take the lead?"
This is a rule of disappointment, so even if Xu Changqiu is unwilling in his heart now, he has no choice but to bite the bullet, who told someone to catch up.
Yang Jun's surviving people were all ready to open the front door, but they never thought that the man who had cheated on him would come back again, and he also brought a large group of people in, so he was dumbfounded.
And Xu Changqiu hurriedly winked at her, and then said, "The big guys are all sorry for Lao Yang's feelings, so I thought about coming to mourn, don't be too sad, lead the big guy to Lao Yang's side and bow first." ”
This sentence is called a high-sounding one, and he can't find fault with it at all, but Zhang Qian is happy in his heart.
Don't be too sad?
If people were sad, I guess they wouldn't have done anything with you last night.
To be honest, Zhang Qian really admired Xu Changqiu a little at this time, his heart was inevitably a little too big, he could still do so much in front of a dead man, if he was someone else, he probably wouldn't be able to warp.
This is only second, the most important thing is that Yang Jun's daughter-in-law is a round older than Xu Changqiu, it is estimated that even if there is no fifty, at least there are more than forty, although in those novels, or in TV series, there will be four words to describe those women who are forty miles away, but this is also relative, in this countryside, no matter how charming you are, it is also a shoehorn face, plus the folds on the face, I really don't know, how Xu Changqiu did it.
At the same time, Zhang Qian was still secretly happy in his heart, and if he really went upstairs for a while, it was estimated that there would be a good show to watch.
What's the show?
Last night's evidence, of course.
It stands to reason that if they are given some time, they can still clean up, but the dog man and woman were woken up early in the morning while they were still hugging each other and sleeping, where is the time to toss those things?
Therefore, as soon as you go upstairs, everything will be revealed.
Xu Changqiu would never make such a low-level mistake on weekdays, but now, forced by the situation, where could he think of such a move?
Even Yang Jun's daughter-in-law completely ignored this, and while agreeing, she pretended to sobbed twice, and then took the big guy upstairs.
But as soon as they reached the staircase, when there was a strong fishy smell and nitrogen smell in their noses, the two of them reacted excitedly.
But people are already walking up the stairs, so it's impossible to tell the big guy to go downstairs again, right?
In desperation, I could only continue to walk upstairs, but the first time I entered the room, the two of them were so fast that they could go to the race walking competition.
The two of them stood in front of the only big bed in the room, and Xu Changqiu's feet kicked a few balls of toilet paper next to him under the bed, intentionally or unintentionally.
The villagers may not have seen these small actions, but Zhang Qian could see them clearly.
Yang Jun has been covered with a white cloth, according to the rules of the village, when a person dies, he needs to park in his house for seven days, of course, this is also relative, such as summer, it will be sent to the funeral home as soon as possible, otherwise, the rancid smell is not something that anyone can bear.
Under the auspices of Xu Changqiu, everyone mourned Yang Jun, but it was Zhang Qian who glanced at Zhang San at this time.
Zhang San's small steps of comprehension moved in the direction of Xu Changqiu, and just when Xu Changqiu said that everyone should be silent for three minutes, Zhang San pretended to stumble and directly hit Xu Changqiu's body.
This collision actually didn't use much force, but it was enough to make Xu Changqiu unstable, and Zhang San held his breath at this time and fell directly on the bed behind him.
Friends who have been surging with their objects must know that whether it is a man's or a woman's, no matter how much attention is paid to, there will still be some traces left on the sheets.
And these traces because of their special composition, so they can't be done at all for a while, not to mention the adulterer Xu Changqiu, who didn't know how many times he did that thing from Yang Jun's accident last night until early in the morning?
It is precisely in this way that Zhang San's fall directly overturned the quilt on the bed.
This seemingly unintentional but intentional move made Xu Changqiu's faces change instantly, and Zhang San hummed while pretending to be puzzled and stretched out his hand, looked at the somewhat slimy thing on it, and said with a disgusted face, ", what is this." ”
In fact, when I entered the house, the big guy already smelled some peculiar smells, but no one opened this mouth, so everyone didn't pay much attention to it.
And now Zhang San's move made everyone understand, and all eyes turned to Xu Changqiu.
The evidence is conclusive, even if Xu Changqiu has a hundred mouths, how can he explain it?
At that time, Xu Changqiu and the others lowered their heads, and at the same time understood that all this was deliberately designed by Zhang Qian.
But what Zhang Qian wants is only that?
Of course not, if it's just like this, wouldn't it be too cheap Xu Changqiu?
In Zhang Qian's original plan, this good show has just been staged.
As Zhang Qian took out his mobile phone and dialed a number, it didn't take long for a siren to sound outside the door......